Chapter 63 – An Employee Training Video With Constants!
“Fuck you.”
What kind of trouble is this in the guild alone?
In the middle of the day, the sound of laughing at me died down, and after everyone went back to their work, they succeeded in accepting the request. After waiting for a while, the client who entrusted the request appeared, so our party stood in front of the bulletin board waiting for the client.
“How long are you going to make me dance on my shoulders?”
“Yeah. It’s quite late. Yongyong. Try talking about something interesting.”
For some reason, it’s the day when Sefina asks for dog drip first. Good. I’ll show you my secret gag…!
“Choi Bul-am…”
“Stop.”
Hing. Why does everyone cut when Choi Bool-am’s name is mentioned? I feel more pity for you who don’t know the coolness of Choi Bool-am’s series.
So let’s prepare for the next gag,
“Waited a long time? Hot hot hot! You guys are the best”
“That’s it. Don’t tell me your full name. If you tell me that name, I’ll kill you.”
It’s the name of a party you can’t name! That’s it!
The person who suddenly came to us was a man with a handsome beard. The uncle looked around us and clapped once. Then he starts introducing himself.
“I’m the manager of the waterworks underground in this village! If you’re an adventurer like you, there’s nothing to worry about!”
“Ah, this is so good. Thank you for liking it haha! We are a dragon party.”
The uncle suddenly gives us three brochures and clears his throat.
“Okay. Play music!”
Then, music that seemed to come from an elevator flowed from the sky. What the fuck
Boom, bambam! Cheek! The man took an angular pose while playing a song with his mouth.
“Congratulations! You guys have accepted the quest to visit the Ozora water facility and subdue the unknown! If you’re holding this booklet, aren’t all of you who are ranked Shiruba amazing?”
“Yes?! No yes, what. Thank you. Heh heh.”
It’s embarrassing. It’s not just me who isn’t used to this situation, the other kids are too. It wasn’t just because the uncle’s guide suddenly started.
“Hey, that. The subjugation of the underground waterway,”
“Oh no. There’s a lot to learn in order to go to the cistern.”
With that said, an impromptu presentation board unfolded. There, it was written that it was a distribution map for village girls. Eh?
“Ow! Haha, um. As you can see, you guys have to subdue the underground water now!”
Like that, the bottom line is broken! The man who turned the screen into an underpass map by pulling it out. Hmmm, but my eyes and my memory tell me that the earlier data is more important?
“Yuu-kun! Forget it!”
Yes.
“Ah, this underground waterway. Wasn’t this structure like this from the beginning? Today’s underground waterway is the fruit of a man’s efforts. Patience! Bijan! Sweat! Tears.”
Especially the fruit of sweat. Knock knock! It was a man who pointed to a certain man in the presentation with a cane and emphasized it once more.
Shararang~ I didn’t use it even when I was in college, and the sound effects are played as the next page. What is this…
-A shabby early town-
“After the war with the demons, the hero lived a secluded life due to endless depression and karma. But after entering the basement of Ozora Village! The village and the hero changed.”
After making some changes!
While saying, the figure of the hero who killed the giant monster in the basement appeared on the screen. Is that a bit…? How much hell was it before?
“Mura’s water treatment plant was born!”
Haha, he smiled and waved his hand.
“The description of the facility…”
-It’s noisy!-
The guild leader shouted from the right. Old man with a mustache knocks him out! Glance again, hmmmm.
“The description of the facility…”
-It’s noisy!-
“The description of the facility…”
-It’s noisy!-
“Stop that shit even in our guild!”
The manager’s finger pointing! A brick flew over the man’s head. Where did the bricks come from? The guild laid wooden tiles. Gilma’s father was scattered on the floor and the information desk sister dragged him and disappeared somewhere.
Haha, the explanation with insignificant numbers was really noisy?”
“Can we go to subdue Suro now?”
Not for use. The uncle grabbed me by the scruff of my neck like a cat and lifted me up.
“I’m missing something!”
Shara~ The face of the fucking BoXBono-like monster and rainbow letters disappeared, and a picture of a machine that looked dangerous even at a glance appeared.
“This is a high-tech water purification machine. You must never touch this machine! This machine will go wrong, and the whole town will lose water?!”
“What is that freakin’ disturbing machine that looks like a nuclear development facility?”
Why is the blue light emitting from the machine and shimmering? You said you showered, ate and drank with the water from here…? As soon as the thought went crazy, I immediately got goosebumps!
“Hot, ooh, wow!!!”
“Aww, Sefina is spewing out rainbows!”
I hurriedly slap Sefina’s back! Knocked To a nature-friendly elf, that sight must have been quite shocking!
“Crazy radioactive water.”
“No! The strict water quality test is better than any other water! This is recognized by the kingdom!”
Is it so. Anyway, don’t touch that strange machine.
“Then can I go to subjugate Suro now?”
“No, Mr. Worker. Are there still important issues left?”
No, I couldn’t do anything! This nono subjugation activist!
-It’s the target of subjugating the waterway.-
No matter what he says, there is no sign that the safety training will end, as if the man has a talent for continuing to explain.
“Probably, the monsters with the most numbers in the canal are rats, big rats, and suraimu. To be honest, there’s no problem with these two. Even beginners are asked to wipe them out.”
But-
“There is an unknown monster in this basement. For some reason, the 5th party of adventurers who entered has disappeared. They are not coming back.”
So, secretly investigate the cause and ask for a subjugation if possible!
The old man bowed his head and begged. After sharing our opinions, we decided to accept that sincere request.
“Let’s do something, let’s do something!”
I took the uncle’s hand and shook his hand. Our second adventure was about to begin!
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So where have we gone now
“Welcome.”
“I didn’t know you’d come back here.”
The prospective arsonist and the village’s most potential bomb, a demon wearing a hood, went into the store. It’s the strangest and most dangerous shop, but the performance is certain.
“I did lose a bit of money in the last dungeon.”
Undying Magic Torch and Camping Kit. In fact, I knew very well that this person’s skills were something great just by making something of this level.
“What is that? Do you have any items that are used for extermination or extermination?”
“Hmm. Insecticide, extermination, wait.”
Saying that, I messed around with the luggage inside the tent. Fidgeting Hood. How the hell did he eat it, so he had to cover his face even inside the store?
“Hey, that. Is there a reason you’re covering your face?”
“Wait a minute, Yuu-kun! Excuse me! I have something to say to people!”
No, it looks like a demon, but what? Look at that red eyes shining through the hood. I don’t know what kind of ugly face there is inside.
“…”
The host, forcibly ignoring my words, carefully took out the items. An object of a design not like the Middle Ages. Something looks like a water gun.
“What is this?”
“Ah, the new improved flamethrower Mark 3. How about it?”
Oddly enough, his voice is full of confidence, but why does this man like to take out these things like he’s good?
He said he was catching bugs and rats.
If it was a fuel tank like that, there was no doubt that it would be an innovative product for exterminating not only rats but also humans. If you do this, you can cook the bandits that appear in the field and turn them into ‘bandits’.
“No, I. Not that. We’re going to go into the culvert. If we use something like that, we’ll be swept away, not the rats.”
“Oh, ohhh! Uses! Look at the detail on this beautiful flamethrower!”
Stop, don’t underestimate the dark history of others! That’s so cruel!
“Um. In that case…”
While the store manager went to get something else, Sefina steamed a flamethrower in her shopping cart. Uh huh, elves don’t touch things like that. Support it support
“Now, this is a bug X piece spray. Not all pests can approach in one room.”
“No.”
Like an imperial soldier who discourages the arbitrariness of a subordinate who directs a reckless strategy, I firmly refused the item.
If anything like this appears again, this world (COPYWRITE) is in danger…!
‘Yes, use. The light on the copyright is not the light.’
“Yeah, then I’ll sell it as an insect repellent spray.”
“If that’s the case, it’s acceptable.”
I accepted and ate it because I was desperate for something to prepare for the wet and damp basement, where flying insects, mosquitoes, and all kinds of protein would come into my mouth just by opening my mouth. Besides that, I asked if there were any items recommended by the manager.
“Ah, something for breathing. Waiting.”
The place we are going to is below the water treatment plant where all the wastewater in the town is collected. That means,
“Doesn’t mean I’m coming.”
Once upon a time, before getting on a bus at a rural station, I went to a simple toilet because I was in a hurry.
The moment I hurriedly lowered my pants inside, I knew. The fact that I had to run away from here right now. Suppress the excuses your instincts warn you to make and get out of here!
‘Aaaaa!!!!’
And that the most terrible creature on this planet is a human being.
“It was a memory I never really want to experience again.”
“Hmm, how about this thing. It’s a respirator with charcoal attached to a mask.”
Well, it was secondary, and I prepared the necessary items, at least roughly. Even with underground water, it must be a dungeon of its own, so we had to prepare thoroughly.
“Other than that, consumables. I’ll also buy a torch. Give me everything you have.”
“Hehe, thank you.”
Seriously, what’s wrong with this merchant?! So damn award winning!
