Chapter 39 – Since Ancient Times, This Has Been Medicine
“Kreurreu, release me! Otherwise, I’ll kill you all! Rape, rape, then kill and rape again!!!!”
Struggling. Flutter flutter. Tanya howled, tied up with a rope like a caterpillar.
“Ugh, this rope… Kitching and digging into the Karada♡ Feels good♡ Haha, what am I saying!”
I think I was in a good mood while trembling in the middle. Is it an illusion?
“Huuuuu… I…What’s going on… Yuu-kun, Sefina-san too…”
Anko crawls out of her sleeping bag and rubs her eyes. It looks like we made a lot of noise and broke it off.
“Kyaa~~ Anko is cute~”
‘Sorry, I woke up to be noisy. ‘Cause I can sleep a little more I’ll make it quiet soon.’
“Usage. Thoughts and words have changed.”
Oh, I don’t know I made a mistake when Anko, who was so cute, fell asleep while talking.
“Huh… Yuu-kun? Sefina-san too… It’s too early…”
“To be precise, we haven’t slept so far, and it’s time for you to go to work. It’s cute, so it doesn’t matter.”
Right? How do you set up a night watch after seeing this? It’s just that you and I are better off taking turns standing.
“Stop teasing me! Both of you! Moo, are you awake?”
Giggle Me and Sefina laughed and exchanged high fives.
“Kreurreu… I can’t stand it, you guys!!! Seeing your dirty smile like that made me want to eat it!!!”
Now Tanya crawls, frothing like a rabid raccoon. You’re in a more serious condition than you think.
“It is a sex addiction severe enough to require treatment.”
“Hmph, that’s funny! This proud ‘sword of red flame’ Tanya is addicted to ecchi? If I’m wrong, I’ll beat you!”
Even if you have a seizure while saying that, you’re tied up and you can’t do anything. And even if you’re right, you’re going to commit it.
“Heh-huh. Fuck-food. Garbage-fuhaha!”
What can you do? Huh? What can I do but be tied up and twisted? Huh? Hey?
Let’s play like that
“Ha. Kwuck. Haha! Haha!!!”
Tanya suddenly burst into laughter. What? What’s so funny
“Have you gone crazy. Oops. Be pitiful.”
“Yeah. Isn’t the most crazy person Yong Yong?”
Shut up. If I am a normal person in the world of psychopaths, it is as if I am a psychopath in the eyes of the psychopaths.
“What is your name?”
“I don’t know. I’ll find out on my own.”
“Yeah. Didn’t I just say it was for use?”
Fuck the kid, dude! Because of you, I tried to sneak past everything, it’s gone! I don’t know how wide this world is, but is there anyone other than me who is said to be carrying two women (world class)!
“Use, use… I’ll remember. Me, what are you thinking…?”
“What should I do? I should put him in a mental hospital.”
“What a horrible place that place is…? Hey♡ He’s going to sell me to a place like that… And make me be raped…♡”
“This is the start again. Hey, didn’t it work? Anko. Bring the old man. I’ll be watching this for a while.”
“Huhh♡ stop looking at me with those eyes♡ contempt, the inside of Zokuzoku is getting wet♡”
Look at this guy Totally tasted it. A guy like this is always a drug, but he seems to be happy even if he gets hit, so what should he do?
“Kheuheu ♡ What are you going to do with me now! Rather, kill me ♡”
“You bastard just wanted to say this line, so I built it up.”
Where is the proud female knight? Only the nymphomaniac pervert remains. I just saved it I’d just leave it there for no reason.
“Uuuuu…”
“Hey man, shit! Are you tired of two years? Tired! It’s really cheap! Quickly pull up the tent! Sefina! Put it in the water one more time and get it out!”
Tanya utters the lines that have been her lifelong wish, and goes away grandly, spewing tides on the spot. I wrapped my head in a throbbing headache.
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It was around dawn when Anko brought her uncle. The sun is already visible, but we haven’t slept a wink.
“Arrrrating! Huung…♡”
It was all because of that gag knight. I asked the uncle
“Mister, can you heal that person too?”
“Nuoo, what is it! Is that a human Ehomaki? You don’t have that kind of taste?”
The man who turns his eyes away from the shocking sight. Sefina and I explained the situation and asked to see if we could cure that female knight.
“Hmm… This must be difficult. You are a person who heals internal wounds on the body. Isn’t this a curse? He probably has no choice but to ask the priest.”
“A priest? Can’t you get treatment in Ozora Village? Isn’t there a building with a cross there?”
“No use.”
The person who said that was Tanya, who had just been gagged. He marveled at how he pulled the string all the way up there, and how strong his teeth were.
“To cure this curse of mine, it is possible to be at the level of a saintess. I have already asked many priests. They only violated me, but they could not lift the curse.”
“No fuck, did you go to the doctor and get raped by the doctor? There are all these fucking churches!”
Can a person who believes in Goddess do such a bad thing! I really can’t stand my anger!
BGM suddenly flows. A song that changes into a very combative BGM. This song…! I see!
“Goddess! You want me to judge them!”
“This is the beginning of nonsense again. Yes. Yongyong. Is there no one in the sky?”
Can’t you hear it?! The Goddess who is looking forward to the temple right now, that god-possessed DJ! I lack faith. That’s why it’s a dwarf.
“Anyway, this body has no more hope. I asked for a chance to see the saintess as a reward for a secret request.
Tanya smiled so pitifully. Because of the curse, I couldn’t keep my senses and rolled my body like that. I guess it wasn’t my will.
“Wait a minute, a secret request? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Ah—- you guys don’t know. This subjugation request is actually a request to kill the Demon King’s Four Heavenly Kings.”
Damn it, somehow they mobilized like an army to catch a goblin! I thought there were as many goblins as an army!
“Ah, Gobring’s army is true. The guild judges that it is the work of the Four Heavenly Kings. We will subdue the Four Heavenly Kings, the Goblin King, who are plotting things there.”
“Is this only someone who knows? Ordinary adventurers don’t know, right?”
“Yeah. Ozora’s party and my party. And I know the Heiken party. I don’t know everything else. It’s just to mobilize the army.”
But she added.
“This is how I am. The subjugation will probably fail. I wonder if there are more adventurers as strong as I am. Ha ha. Hurry up and tell the guild about it. Before I lose my mind and violate everyone!”
“No, I won’t kill him. He won’t either.”
-You are weak.-
“… Ha?”
“You can’t do anything because you’re tied to us, but you’re holding on to some shit. You just have to go to the hospital to get treatment. The patient is going crazy asking to be subjugated and killed.”
“But if you leave it like this, I’ll go around like a whore again! What a way!”
“Let’s do it, let’s do it! We just have to subdue it!”
Hey. Do you know what we are It’s a warrior party dude! Uh? Help someone in need! Kill the bad guy and save his head! Huh? Home invasion and farming!
“Yeah. Use it. Hair together? Let’s go.”
That’s it! It’s Sefina! That’s a warrior party!
“Yuu-kun, no offense! I don’t want to defend myself anymore!”
Anko begs us to stop our rampage, but how can a person live doing only good things? Huh? Sometimes you have to have fun and do that.
“Then we just have to kill the goblin king or what? It’s easy! Where are you going to recuperate?”
“That word… Is it true!
Alas, this praising voice. Okay. This is it! More! Praise me more!
“Applause.”
Oh oh oh oh! Everyone applauds me. Uncle too! Ancodo! Sefina too! Even Tanya, who is tied up and claps with her stomach like a seal!
“Wait, how did you untie that rope that far? Stop moving.”
I was obviously wrapped up tightly, but when did you loosen your arms? This guy’s strength is no joke.
“Ah, dear. I don’t know, haha! But don’t worry! There’s a Dragon Army that can stop me!”
“That… I don’t think I can stop it with my strength.”
Sefina also declared that she would lose by force to that female knight! Fuck! Tie that up again soon!!!
“Ohhhhh♡ Haa, I’m losing my mind again♡ Hehe, I feel good, I feel good♡ Everyone violates me♡”
“How can there be no normal people around me!!! Goddess!!! I miss you!!!!”
GOAT. There is only you, Goddess!
Sefina struck again with all her might, but she did not pass out even after being hit in the head, as if she had developed a resistance.
“Huhhhhh♡ It hurts♡ It hurts, but why does it feel good♡ A little stronger♡”
Flutter! I have become a fresh princess Tanya! Big deal! Soon the sun will rise completely!
If we go on like this, they’ll find out that we’ve been messing around since dawn and caught Tanya! What a way! How to calm him down and hold him until he can be healed!
Wait a minute, a cure…?
“Nuuuuu, stay still! Hey! If you move any further, you’ll get hurt! You can’t hit a woman?!”
I see uncle
“Hmm! Sex! Sex Shu Woo ♡ Pour a special farmer on a mango quickly ♡”
I looked at Princess Tanya! Therapy! That’s right!!
“Since ancient times, this has been medicine for children who do not listen.”
Physiotherapy.
Of the two ways to fix a spoiled brat, this is the oldest.
The other one, I can’t use it right now because I have to call Dr. Oh Geum-young.
What if physical therapy, the traditional discipline of our nation, and the new technology of the old man are combined! Wouldn’t it be possible to turn this crazy female knight into a gentle lamb!
“Mister! Give Tanya a massage!”
“Okay, old man doesn’t massage girls! Because of the scoundrel who harasses girls like that in a mean massage parlor on the royal road, he doesn’t massage girls with his hands!”
What kind of professionalism!!! But now it’s an emergency! If it’s not the uncle’s hand, you can’t fix that guy!
“Mister, now you are the only doctor! Besides, this is not a massage! It is ‘treatment’!”
Physical therapy is also covered by medical insurance. Manual therapy is also covered by private insurance. So you can too!
“Mister, that! You have to do that! That thing you did at the end of the massage you gave me!”
“…! If that’s the case, now all of the old man’s special medicine has run out…! It’s the last time I’ve used it on a dragon!!!”
No, rather, that’s what I was aiming for!
“It doesn’t matter! I take responsibility! The operation begins!!!
From now on, I will take care of this hospital room!!”
Goooooh… Inside the barracks, the smell of disinfectant blood begins to blow!!!
“Sefina! Anko! You help and hold the patient! And mister! Hug Tanya’s head!”
“Yes! Got it, Yuu-kun!”
“I don’t know what it is, but if it’s for a purpose, there must be a way.”
The two approached Tanya and lifted her struggling Tanya to her feet. A caterpillar that just woke up without knowing why, no Tanya.
“Ugh… What are you doing all of a sudden…? I finally thought of letting you go ♡ let’s have sex together ♡”
“Hold tight! Mister! Are you ready?”
“Ah, I’m fully prepared! This man is always for the injured!”
Good! If so, now is the end!
“Old man! Just ‘treat’ it!”
“Goo oh oh oh! Get healthy!!!!”
The old man grabbed Tanya by the head,
-Ododog!-
Twisted
Then, inside the barracks, which became quiet. Tanya’s seizures and our breathing stopped, albeit briefly.
“Success… Was it…?!”
When Sefina said so,
Woo woo woo…
Tanya stretches as it is!
“Hii profit !!!! Yu -kun! A person is dead! How do you do it?!”
“Damn it! Dragons! We have to dig up! We still have time!”
Anko panics and Sefina rarely breaks out in a cold sweat. But me and my uncle know.
That the operation was successful!
“Jade, oh oh ok, oh oh dot…♡”
“Huh?! Alive! Use! How did this happen!”
The last step of the uncle’s physical therapy. I remembered that if I didn’t take that special medicine, everything except the head would become an asshole!
“This… Is it true that you are alive…? Maybe it’s worse than dying…”
No, it was Anko you who made me do that yesterday. Anyway, if you do this, you won’t die! Tanya can also be kept in an inn room somewhere until she is subdued in a semi-permanent anesthetic state!
Great! Great!
