Chapter 36 – Oppenheimer, Advent
I couldn’t stand it any longer and kicked off my sleeping bag. You fucking beasts! It’s quiet in Taeyang’s barracks, so why are you fucking on the other side at night?
Upon exiting the tent, Sefina was grilling something of hers over her campfire. She must be the two of them that he heard about earlier.
“Oh. Yongyong. Did it happen.”
“You woke up, hey, hey, hey, it’s Sefina. What the hell is this party doing? Are you messing around like that at this time?”
I can’t sleep! Even now, if you’re going to sleep, you have to watch the silhouette of the two of them in third person!
Goddess! Please turn off the BGM! Yes?
“Yeah. It’s been sex since before. If this is enough, the man’s side will hurt, not the woman’s side.”
“Is that important? They’re eating hamburgers at 3 in the morning! It’s so loud I can’t stand it!!!”
I heard a sudden movement from the sun’s barracks next door, but I couldn’t hear it.
– Whoops, it’s 3 o’clock! It happens! Kuwupchuk, Paohoo! After all, the hamburger eaten at dawn is special!
It was only felt by Sefina’s sensitive senses.
“Yes. There might be such a person unexpectedly.”
“No really? It’s not like that, will there be! I’ll just stand here with you all night and go in when it’s quiet.”
After saying that, he sat down beside Sefina. I was thinking of killing time by looking at the night sky by the bonfire again, but that BGM keeps breaking my concentration. That crackling sound.
“Oh really. How hard you fuck.”
As I was hitting it like that, Sefina held out a skewer to me. What is this?
“Usage. Do you want to eat this?”
“Oh. Thanks. It smells delicious. When did you buy this?”
What was on the skewer was a well-roasted marshmallow.
“Yes. I got some from the old man. In exchange for helping with the experiment as a dragon.”
“Damn, you sold me! Somehow, even if I screamed, he didn’t come to rescue me! You Tamriel spy!”
Woowook! A marshmallow skewer sticking in my mouth. Are you going to cover my mouth with this? No way!
Mumble,
The marshmallows melting in my mouth quickly relieved my anger. No, I didn’t mean it in a bad way. People can do that Because next time you don’t.
“Anyway, is there any way to quiet those noisy beasts? Is there?”
I asked Sefina with a fucking axe and wanted to threaten her.
“Another strange word. The use is very strange. Anyway, be quiet. Hmm…”
“Shall we just go and mess around? What can you guys do?”
What can you do other than be angry with me? Huh? I do not forgive insects that interfere with my right to sleep!
“A beast. When a beast is noisy, it becomes quiet when a predator bigger than it appears.”
“No, there are no higher predators here than humans. You took off all the goblins too.”
And when a real top predator comes along, that’s a problem. We’re all going to wake up and just knock on the pot and wake up and there’s a frenzy.
“First of all, let’s go and see for yourself. Sefina. You know exactly where the fuck is this? Take the lead.”
“Yes. I understand.”
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So we got up and walked together. You may wonder what’s wrong with working at night on this late night, but this isn’t a campground.
A group activity gathered for subjugation! It’s just the bugs that muddy the water and make noise like that.
We arrived at the campsite where the groups slightly ahead of our party were located. The view there is
“It’s just fucking shit. Huh? Those guys are adventurers?”
Men naked and lined up in a tent. And a tent that can see shadows from the outside because of the lanterns inside. The silhouette of a long-haired woman sitting on top of a man sways with each lantern.
-Oh oh oh, next time! Get out of the way, hey!-
-Do that knight like this! Unbearable (and)!-
Then, a man with a cigarette in his mouth with a mean smile was taking money in front of the tent.
“That bastard, that guy who looks like a bandit. Why is that guy walking on a fire stand?”
As I sighed in a low voice, Sefina spoke from behind.
“Yeah. I know because I’ve been listening to it before. Yongyong-kun, are you curious?”
“As expected, the wiretapping machine from Daesilimsan Mountain is alive! I believed it!”
“… Yeah. I don’t want to tell you.”
Shake your head! Sefina turned and patted her ears. Hey, don’t be kidding me! Between us, huh? I was wrong! Let go of my anger.
“Yeah. Listen carefully as I explain.”
‘It’s called Tanya, who lives here. I heard that it is quite famous here. But if it’s some kind of curse or magic, if there’s semen in the body, they’ll go into full heat.’
‘What kind of damn curse is that? Is it the kind of curse that turns people into evil demons?’
‘I do not know either. Anyway, the point is that guy over there. How did you catch her weakness, find out her secret of her Tanya, play with her to your heart’s content, and then sell her to her other party for her money?’
Somehow, they fucked for hours. Usually, 30 minutes is long enough for humans, but today it happened for the first time that this Tsukuru Begum was played repeatedly for more than several hours. Maybe that’s why the bgeum didn’t turn off?
It could be that the Goddess gave me a revelation telling me to save that female knight. It’s simply fitting.
Come to think of it.
‘Hey Sefina. If that female hero shows his skills properly, what will happen to all the rapists here?’
‘Huh. Equal to or better than me. Everyone is crazy.’
Oh shh! That was a complete ticking time bomb pussy! I hit it without thinking, but my mind comes back on my turn?
-Dengung-
-Do me like this, I’ll kill everyone!-
The camp received 30 skulls that day.
Come and go…
I must stop this bloodbath! But by what means? I am so frightened that I tear my hair out and scream.
“Sepina! We have to stop that mutually assured destruction chicken game! Is there any way? Can’t we!”
“Kana Kana Ijiraru. Yong-kun. I have an ingenious idea. Would you like to hear it?”
“Ohhh, what brilliant idea did our Sefina’s cute, pea-sized brain come up with? Shall we listen?”
-Dick bean-
“Ouch.”
Ayah. Please tell me that the things wrapped up as consolation or ill will be my fault. I don’t know. It’s because people seem to hate it.
“Yongyong-kun. Stop before I hit another one.”
“Yes.”
Stop kidding Even if I did some power-ups, I can’t beat this Great Forest Blade Cutter (without a sword) yet.
Just like that, Sefina was about to talk about the strategy. Her keen hearing caught a man’s words, and she listened to them all.
-Cook-Cook, this is like a sex slave, not a female knight! Using this guy, I’m going to the capital of the kingdom! Make my harem there!-
“Yeah. I see.”
– Besides, did you see it on the way? In this subjugation, that weakling’s party is with you. These are women that don’t suit him at all! Those, kuhehe! Take it away!-
“…”
“What, Sefina? Suddenly no words? Knock-knock? Sefina? Would you like to build a snowman with me?”
-Especially that Eruhu! She looked strong, but would she lose to Tanya? Seeing an opportunity, kill the man and riot at the rest!-
“Yeah. Let’s kill it too.”
“What?! What! Why are the conclusions coming out like that all of a sudden!”
You murderer, no, you murderer! Calm down!
“That man raped Yong Yong-kun and us with his tongue. Death penalty.”
“Why is that bandit raping me with his tongue! Explain!”
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“Hmm… I guess that bastard bastard was the villain for this event.”
“Ah, except for that pig, the two of them are fine.”
What is it? It’s okay. My uncle also said a lot. A good person though.
By the way, the fact that Sefina said that meant that the piglet would also try to trick something. To think there are two people to be wary of. My head hurts, yes.
“Sefina. If you go over there and mess with it, you’ll have to ask for it tomorrow and say something else in court, right?”
“Unconditionally. Of course you won’t be guilty.”
If it’s a novel, it’s like eating 30 episodes with the same development.
“Then, if I leave it as it is, I won’t be able to do it again. How can I demolish that simple window building peacefully?”
They don’t even pay rent, and they do business on the street as they please. Huh? Somewhere, you have to overturn tteokbokki and oden to get your mind right.
“If you try to talk to them, they won’t work and a brawl will break out right away.”
These angry cunts If you interfere with rice cake making, it’s obvious that there will be another fight. Wouldn’t there be something groundbreaking?
Wait a minute, angry cunt…!
“Hey Sefina.”
“Yeah. It’s a dragon. What’s going on?”
Then, on the contrary, wouldn’t it be possible to call a demon that kills erection here?
“You, by any chance. How many crystal balls do you have?”
“Yeah. I probably took a lot of voyeurs or no, I took pictures while traveling. What do you need?”
“By any chance, is there anything like this…?”
Whisper. Little by little.
“…? Why are you looking for a video like that? There’s no way there is.”
Sefina looked at me with contempt. This is the face of a guy whose expression rarely changes.
“It’s a pity. It would be perfect if there was such a thing.”
“What the hell are you thinking. No, no. I don’t want to know.”
Hmmm… In our side of the world, with an asymmetrical weapon like that, we could get rid of those guys in one fell swoop. Too bad.
“Oh, no. There was. One.”
“Is there? He’s really holding this thing up!”
This living Daesoorim pornhub cloud-like bastard! After all, there is only Sepina and you!
“To think that this thing will be used for this purpose, if it were an elven society, it would be okay to hang on to it and get hit…”
“Anyway, give it to me! This is enough! It’s non-violent, huh? They’ll clean up the other side in one go!”
I decided to raise the crystal ball and open the status window.
“X!”
Waves flowing from me and Sefina dyed the surrounding colors black and white. I set the orb in the middle of them, activated it, and got out of there.
“What should we name this operation? Yes… That would be fine…”
In this world, I am death. He has become a god of destruction!
‘Huh?! Where am I! Leave me out!!!’
Behind me, another great man other than Mr. Armstrong is summoned. The panicked man runs wild, but Mr. Armstrong calms him down by patting him on the back.
‘You Can’t get out of here. We trapped.’
‘What? Nooooo!!!!!!’
Behind the man’s scream, a large mushroom cloud rose, and I shouted.
“Operation name, Oppenheimer… It’s a post!!!”
