Chapter 32 – The Good, the Bad, and the Perverts-2
Past story. The three captains of NTR have joined the warrior party! And only I am aware of the suspiciousness of these guys. Only I… Can protect my children from those brutes!
Is this NTR Tsukkur? This is ‘KARMA’…! From naturally becoming a team between them and our party to getting close to them, is everything a causal law?
Heh heh heh! As expected, the development of the personality and skill of NTR Tsukkur residents! I have to protect everyone!
-Dick!-
“Yu-kun! Excuse me! They gave us the ocha and the board, but we didn’t get it!”
“No, can’t you guys understand just by looking at their faces? Over there! Huh?!”
First of all, the guy I pointed out was Golden Sun.
“Every time he grins while watching this guy, the way his sunglasses and tongs are sparkling makes him look like he’s eager to hang out with you guys!”
Did you hear what I said? I think he said, ‘What about the face my mother gave birth to? Are they wrong?
“That pig doesn’t care at all, he only talks about you! Besides, he’s been muttering strange incantations since earlier! Anyone can see that ‘I’m going to violate you’ is written on it!”
A pig staring at this. What the fuck What would you do if your eyes were open like that? When I met her gaze, she lowered her eyes and turned her head away.
Finally, the one I am most wary of, the narrow-eyed man!
“My uncle said that every time he looked this way, his eyes met strangely through that narrow gap! It’s creepy! For some reason, every time I look this way, my smile gets even more slit!”
The narrow-eyed man looked this way and waved his hand. Ah. I also waved at him, and he was hot! Smiling
-Ciik.-
Goose bumps! That laugh! That laugh! Aagh! These guys must be spies who came to destroy our party too!
“Yes. Use. Don’t worry. I will protect you and Anko.”
“Yeah. Guard, you damn. You’re watching me wash my hair in slime thrush?! And put that torch away!”
-Booung, roar!-
That fire color is weird! Even if you do touch it, it will never end with just a burn!
“Yuu-kun, cool down! Will it harm everyone if we continue like this?”
Anko grabbed my head and held me tight against her chest. Aah, mother… I feel like I’m going to be turned into powder like the former director of the spy agency…
‘Kuso…! Shit trash! Shit! My Anko…!’
It’s a pig I hear all the voices in your heart Because I can see that tenderness of your inferiority complex?
-Poodle Poodle!-
I could actually hear the rattling sound. Is it human pudding? How could I just tremble and sway like that?
Anyway! I will never let my guard down.
Hood, no. How to survive in Tsukkur Chapter 2.
Never let go of tension.
“Then, I’ll make sure to eat all of the dragon’s share.”
Wow. How did you put that big piece of bread into that little head and mouth all at once? Whether it’s like that or not, I’m going to have a good time with my mouth. Are you a Daesoorim mukbang YouTuber?
“Hmm. Maybe the bread this guy gave me didn’t suit my taste…? Most of them like it, but it’s unusual! Next time I’ll bring something else!”
“Oh! Thank you Oji! Ocha and bread were delicious?”
Say thanks to your uncle. Anko came over to me and whispered.
‘Yuu. I know what Yuu-kun is worried about.’
Anko said that with a worried face. But as you hold my hand,
‘But, did Yu-kun say that? He looks at people from the outside and says it’s too early to jump to conclusions-‘
That’s what I said at the monster dealer’s shop this morning. Didn’t it eventually come to the conclusion that contemplation is science…?
‘So, it’s okay to trust people a little more. At least as far as I (my) can see, those two people. Okay?’
Whisper. Little by little.
Mmm. Was Anko thinking this far? Even so, even if you’re not careful here, it’s going straight to a bad ending, so I can’t feel that comfortable.
“Okay. Ankoya. Just in case, I have this.”
“Huh…? What is this?”
There is nothing like this to use in an emergency. I think Sefina will be fine with any modification, but I’m a bit worried about you.
Anko, you look like a cute little kid you put out here! You say you can’t take your eyes off this brother even for a moment?
Because what did you do How much prevention have you done? The subjugation request hasn’t even started yet. I already put a lot of effort into it.
“Wow~☆ Oji! Ocha and Pang are served here too! Oji’s special tea with amazing bread?! It’s paradise!”
“Whoa… A classy refreshment that’s perfect for this body… This time is good too… Kuhumchuck”
…I can’t help but notice them.
I can’t either! If I don’t wake up straight!
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Anyway, how long did it take? Originally, from the perspective of the world map, it would have been a distance of tens of minutes on foot. It doesn’t feel like a game because I’m running around with other adventurers like this.
The adventurers walking in a row, and our party and the Golden Sun party caught slightly behind in the middle. When are you going to reach your destination? Thinking like that, I walked for a while,
-Beep beep!!!!-
At the sound of a whistle coming from the front, everyone prepared for battle. We each pulled out our weapons, and were on the lookout for what was going on. The ensuing screaming sound.
– Army of Gobring! It’s Gobring!!!! Battle everyone!!!!!-
And the goblins appearing from the bushes one by one surrounding our procession from side to side! They really look the same from one to ten! Turn around a bit! It’s like a cheap Tsukkur!
“Kleur, human!!! Shit human!!! Kill, catch me? Kerr!”
-Creul, Gyaararak!-
The forest resonates with the cry of the guy who seems to be the commanding entity (it looks like he’s fucking alone). No matter how much goblins say they’re shit, you can’t ignore them when they pile up like that.
With just one unit of Zerglings, the base commands and supplies are all gone.
-Come!!!! Keep your mind straight! Everyone, get out of the way of those monsters!!!-
“””””Ooooo!!!!!”””””
We also put in our spirits according to the command of the party in charge. Hold on to that confrontation, the goblins from over there are starting to attack from all sides!
“Guys! Did you hear? Ready for battle! If we kill all the goblins, our promotion won’t matter!”
But if you think about it, isn’t this the first time I’ve fought properly. Let’s say it’s a battle so far, in the game system
‘The turn of use! The purpose was to inflict 9 damage to Suraim!’
Eight! One me
‘Suraimu did 4 damage to the dragon!’
Eight! One of you
There is only this. Even the last battle was forced to defeat.
“Well, we’ll do anything! Let’s go! If we kill them all, tonight is the reward!!!”
I took out a suitable knife from the starting town. To be honest, I’ve never sharpened a knife properly, but I don’t think I’ll ever lose to these fuckers.
“Woohyo~~☆ Is the event finally here?! Yoshi! Show me my strength trained through farming, hey!”
After saying that, Golden Taeyang pulled out the sword he was wearing and took a stance. Dude, do you have any practical experience? It looks like you have some attitude!
“Huuuuu… I’m going to score points with my cool appearance here…! I’ll show it to my Anko-san! The magic of this body!”
Even the pig who took out the order book while struggling like that. It looks like the people over there are already ready for battle, but what about our kids?
“Eh, uhh… It’s our first time fighting… Cheer up! Me! Oh, uhhh!!!”
Knocked up!
Ako! Anko fell and lost her cane. And-
-Huh!- A stick that flies in an arc. The staff flew naturally, whirling in the direction of the enemy goblins. And
POOJIJIJI!!!!
“…?”
The goblin’s head kissed Anko’s staff, and the result was shocking. The goblin had sunk her head, all the way to her chest!
The power forged through farming in the countryside was shown by Anko, not by the golden sun? How do you get such a result?
A goblin who used to be 3-headed, now really has a 2-headed body…! I trembled, wringing my head out of fear!
“Oh, ohhh… Ohh! O, ah… Anko-san is strong! We can’t lose…”
Even the golden sun kept his form at best—- he froze in an awkward position at that shocking scene. No. I didn’t know it would be like that either. It’s not strange that you do that.
“Yes. Fully prepared. Can I just kill them all? Then, let’s go…!”
Next up, Pods! And Sefina disappeared from her place. It’s fast too! Is this an elf from the Great Forest!
This guy seemed to have something before. Oh, is our party’s strongest power different? Show me! With that bow! Just, huh? Just like Legolas, shushuk pak! Do! You mean by shooting arrows?!
She raised her bow,
Denggung-
“…? ?…?”
I harvested the goblin’s head. Not an arrow on the bowstring, but a goblin’s neck,
-Ssuk-ssak- and just like that, one of her heads flew through the air, scattering her blood. Suddenly, the head comes out and falls in front of the golden sun.
“”…””
My snowball fight continued with the goblin, whose head was left for a while,
“Ayaahah Ahhhhh !!!
“Oh… Ohhhhhmhhhhh levelahsss22222222222201 2012:11 Scary Scary: Scary!!! Heads, hairs!!!! Flying in the sky!!! Flying atamas!!!!”
I screamed like a girl and trembled while holding each other with Golden Sun! Continuing to roll in this direction. The rolling goblin’s head…! In this surreal situation, like seeing a scene full of human heads in a basketball locker in PE class, Taeyang and I couldn’t get up from the spot because we were exhausted!
I thought the most terrifying scene I’ve ever seen in my life was a woman flying towards me with a T shape floating on top! It wasn’t even scary! That bow was not a bow!
“That’s right…! It’s not a bow, it’s the Great Forest’s guillotine! It was a guillotine that was made to be easy to carry!!! Heh heh heh heh heh!!!!!”
“I am indeed! The dew that Omori Erufu drinks is the dew of the executioner!!! Ayeeeee Mama!!! Why? Why? Did you trick me?!?! The fairy tales I read to you when I was young Is it all lies?!?”
Taeyang is already foaming at the mouth and trembling! Yumma! Need to wake up!!! If we stay here, we die! Die! To that Great Forest Flying Harvest Harvester!
“Yes. Has everything been organized here? Use. How is it?”
Sefina says so. And next to us is a cart with the heads of the gathered goblins, and a single molecule human head weeding machine flying through the great forest of fear covered in blood!!! Sefina came to me holding the fainting Taeyang and whispered.
“Didn’t I tell you…?”
-I will protect you and Anko.-
Having said that,
Seed profit!!!
She smiles with a pure smile that she has never shown before. Seeing the blood on her lips splatter with her tongue once, smiling at us,
“Kekkodak”
I just lost my mind.
