Chapter 31 – The Good, the Bad, and the Perverts
“Woohyo~ It’s the absolute strongest team formation☆ I’m going to raise the ranks like this, hey?!”
A slender body with ambiguous muscles and dark skin. Her hair that had been drained too much, and even the silver piercings attached to her ears. There is one guy wearing black sunglasses for service.
“Whoa… Whoa… Good… Lucky dog, in a life that comes without mercy, this kind of luck… I’m on a team with Anko…”
One spectacled pig looks even more difficult because he is shaking and sweating because his whole body is folded.
“Ohhhhh, is the leader of the party in the best possible way?! Please take care of me! This man knows so many things! Good luck! You guys!”
The upper part of the head is mandulman, and the power of the hair root has completely lost, and only the side hair remains. A middle-aged man who looks impressive with a warm belly.
Do a team? We? With them?
“Concierge sister. Can’t we just give up the request and take out the name now? I think I’m allergic to goblins.”
I hurriedly begged the receptionist next to me, but
“Of course not! Assignment has already been completed, but if you destroy it here, the military’s party will be punished by the guild?! At least until the subjugation, is it better to move together and then give up?”
Yes. I didn’t even expect it. I took the crystal ball thrown by the guide sister and went back to the party with the three prospective health horses.
“Eh- Yuukun…? This… What the hell…?”
Surprised, Anko couldn’t keep her mouth shut, and Sefina,
“Howl, Oppenheimer!!!!”
He was playing wielding a lightsaber, no, a Cherenkov torch.
…Wouldn’t it be better to just leave him alone? I think I’m going to take that and set it on fire in the forest.
-Is this Jwibulnori! I never thought there would be such a beneficial and wonderful culture for humans! Thanks, use!-
That’s how I see the future of turning the forest next to the village into a huge fire pit.
-What! There is nothing wrong with me! Let the uses teach me! Wasn’t it a native culture called Jwibulnori!-
“Kwaaaaagh! No! You crazy bitch! How could an elf set fire to the forest?! You’re not an elf? You’re a demon, but you’re planted as a spy because you have long ears, right?”
“Hmm. Purpose? What are you talking about? If you look here, there is a proper sign for Mount Omori. Look over here.”
When I have a seizure, Sefina shows me the certification mark engraved on the bow. There is a small phrase written in English next to the leaf pattern of the World Tree.
-MADE IN OOMORI ELF MURA-
Was it a world where impersonating elves was common enough to count certification marks on bows?
“Anyway, that’s it. It’s a Taiyo party where they’ll be teaming up with our party. Each of you can introduce yourself or whatever you like.”
I waved my hands in desperation and said so. As soon as I heard that, my sunglasses sparkled! And the golden sun that made her eyes shine. Raise your hand right away and begin to appeal.
“Uhyo~ I’m Taiyoda from Ozora Village! My mom gave me the name to grow as bright as the sun! I’m asking you to meet me well?”
After happily introducing himself, Taeyang, or rather, Taiyo, smiled brightly when he said that. Then, the pig guy said while wiping the steam from his glasses.
“Huu… This body is Kimota… I’m in charge of magic in the party… Kuhuh, huhu… Let’s see, Hani Anko-san uses magic? With a little help from me, you can teach me magic.” I can…!”
Yep… Yes… Anko tries to pretend she doesn’t feel bad, followed by Anko’s answer. Next is the bald man.
“Ohh, is it your turn? You’re just an old man! It’s okay to call me Oji~ Noohoho! I’ll tell you if I’m feeling better somewhere. This old man will help me?!”
The uncle was wearing a clownish white robe, but I couldn’t find anything religious about it. Is it a healer position? I do not know.
“Yes, yes. I’ll say what it’s for. This one’s anko. That one over there… OK. Let’s just leave it alone.”
“Hmm! Anko! Sakura Anko? Please take good care of me~”
At Anko’s lively greeting, Nam Sung-jin spits out an exclamation. What is sefina just sepina He’s a kid who does it anyway, so he’ll do well on his own.
“Anko! Isn’t Anko the rising Aidoru of Ozora Village these days! Woohyo☆ A team with such a beauty?! This body is super lucky~”
Look at that guy I was so excited that I could fly. Taeyang, like his name, looked at us with a look of respect, his eyes shining brightly. The old man just smiled round and round with his eyes wide open.
Kimoota, no. Pigs are…
“Huh…! Timu like Anko-san…! This is destiny! The world is pushing me! Buhihe! Kuheh…!”
Saying that, I got an autograph and sat down.
Already dizzy Are you going to subdue the goblins like this? Either I whip them up and bury them in the ground or something. Are you going to give it to me as goblin food and real doll? Okay. I should do anything. I guess I can just blame the goblin for doing it anyway.
“Yeah. Use it. Because of that crystal ball, that doesn’t work.”
“It’s a surprise! When did you come after me?!”
Sefina, who appeared behind me without a trace, said in a whisper.
‘The crystal ball was given to prevent bad things between parties. If Yong Yong-kun annihilates the ninja, it will be recorded.’
‘No, then why do you stop them from attacking you or Anko or doing something stupid?’
‘Huh. Actually can’t stop it. But he goes to jail.’
So it’s a black box. It couldn’t prevent the accident itself, but it was given to solve what happened after the accident. Then there is no big solution.
I’m anxious from the start of this. It’s fortunate that that pig is openly foretelling ‘I’m committing it’ like that. I still don’t know Mr. Especially that guy who just smiles with his eyes wide open. Not unusual…!
In any case, when night falls, whoever it is will reveal its true colors. First of all, our party and the other party decided to accompany us. The guide of the guild, the elder sister, then called out the names of all the groups, and then continued the explanation.
“Everyone moves together! And the campsite is a night watch with the designated groups taking turns! An announcement will be made at the campsite later! More! Let’s move along with the leading Ozora party!”
Ah. So it’s not just them, but I’m camping with the other Joe’s party. This is true set an hour If I had one more eye to see, I wouldn’t do anything stupid.
“Ou! Party for the best use! Cheer up together?”
Golden Sun smiled with his white teeth sparkling. This kid, the geonchi is very neat, so I took care of it hard.
That’s how the group assignment with bombs began.
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“Ohh, dragon?! Do you know that! The party is the best for dragons, and there are all the most beautiful girls in Ozora village! Hey hey! I’m envious~ Beast!”
The golden sun fumbles alone, poking her elbow into my side. I’ve felt it since before
This child talks a lot…!
The smile on his face never goes away, and he keeps talking to me whenever he has a chance. Most of the time, someone is pretty, and the store is good. Golden Sun who never stops talking.
He would have been a great friend if he had worked as a tour guide at a resort.
And a pig that spurts out tonkotsu broth all over its body. Even though he struggled to walk, he did well to follow the subjugation request. It is not a skill that the uncle has done once or twice.
Anyway, the procession of adventurers passed through the village gate and continued to Vienna. It seems that we are headed for the forest we passed before coming to Ozora Village from the starting village.
But. There were many goblins in that forest. I killed some, but where does the Tsukkur encounter mob disappear? If you go to the next map and come back, it will be created in place and move.
“Anyway, there’s a great shop in the back alley of Ozora Village? Yongyong-kun. If you’re interested, let’s go together! The older sister there is kind and pretty, she’s the most popular girl in town!”
“Yu~u kun? What are you talking about?”
Quick! As Anko lowered the tip of her wand into the ground, she saw a crack in the ground in its place. I’ve felt it since the other day, are you a wizard? I guess you’re stronger than me
“Ohh, nani nani~ Uhyo oot☆ I wonder if it was like that with Mifutago! Damn it! It’s a pity! Tell me to love you pretty hey!”
“Eh, thank you Taiyo-san! Yuukun! Taiyo-san is a good person!”
With one word, Anko changed from a demon to an angel mode. I need to learn some tricks like that. Golden Sun this guy. On the surface, he looks like a keut, but isn’t he such a bad guy? She’s not when Anko says she’s not a bad person.
-Everyone, I’m going to take a break in the middle (everything)! Rest in place for 15 minutes!-
From front to back, conveying the word break time. We also told the next people to rest for about 15 minutes and move on, and then we tried to sit on the sidewalk. That moment. The uncle laid a mat out of the bag.
“Oh, my God! This man wants you to sit comfortably and rest here? The seat is wide, so sit here!”
-Flutter!-
In an instant, simple bread and drinks were set on a neatly spread straw mat. Taiyo and Pig sit on a naturally laid out seat.
But don’t eat it right away. Because these guys are the 3 captains of NTR! Who knows what medicine or poison, sleeping pills or anesthetics might be in that food!
I still have a lot of doubts about these guys, so I decided to sit on the turtle and not eat the food. And I was going to call Anko and Sefina out separately to warn them,
“Yes. Purpose. This bread and drink. It’s delicious. Do you want to eat it soon?”
Sefina was already seated and drinking a cup of tea. Even Anko, who sat down after seeing that.
Hey. Bitch
“M… M…”
“Yeah. Yongyong. I don’t understand what you’re saying. Do you speak loudly?”
“…Mom told me not to eat anything given to me by strangers, I didn’t do it!!!!!!”
You Daesoorim deaf girl!!!
I landed a dropkick at Sefina on the spot. But, as expected, it snapped! Avoiding,
“Slow.”
After saying this, Sefina prepares to move again, and Anko watches. It’s probably love like war.
I’m in danger.
I didn’t mean to tell you guys ahead of time!
In the end, I was the only one who couldn’t eat the bread and tea by myself. Later I found out, it was expensive. Where did you say it was a special product?
