Chapter 25 – I’m Not Going to Sleep Tonight
To celebrate the birthday of Anne Darc, the village’s guardian, we proudly entered the bar.
I paid Adela for today’s lodging in advance, and left all my luggage behind. Right now, I’m just looking for a bar to have fun.
-Oh, isn’t it a party for the best use?! Welcome!-
-The death of the town’s guardian!-
Dedderogge.
Stop. Until there. Don’t talk too much of a plane ride… It looks cheap.
Tavern patrons. From the bunny girl Noonna to the bartender, everyone is happy to be in our position. After all, is this taste a hero? The honor that comes with doing the right thing.
It’s not polite to not pass another cup on such a fine day!
“Everyone! All the alcohol from the store today! I buy them all! How can I not stop drinking on such a glorious day?!”
-Oh, what a use! After all, he is a man among men!
– Use of having two beauties with only the lower torso! It’s the best that suits the name! Isn’t it the best erotic!-
-I’m a psycho at night after losing to Suraimu?! God is equal! Long live the goddess!-
Why am I the only one reacting like this! This is discrimination!
“Yes. The usage is the best for the best. It sounds right.”
Be quiet bitch And besides, I’m still a child… Why am I the only one…! Male guys who are just pretty girls!
We sat back in the seats we had sat the last time. After we sat down and waited, Vaninunna set three beers down from the tray onto our table. Whoa. Even if it wasn’t just a point. I wish I could have talked to you once.
“Yuu-kun? Where are you looking now?”
Anko, who opened her eyes in jealousy, glances at me.
“No, saintess. With Anko-sama, the village’s guardian and goddess of justice, where else would I look for a woman?
“Ooh, don’t say that now (already)! Don’t play around!”
I mean, it’s really nice to play with. And you, dressed as a shabby village girl, are several times more erotic than your sister dressed as a bunny girl. That’s why I got caught up in various incidents today.
Even with an elf, no, Elcubus Sefina, the frequency of sexual crimes is squared.
These, these walking sexes! It’s because you, who have a more erotic body than chicken and beer ordered after work on a Friday night, are at fault!
-Dick!-
“Ouch.”
“Somehow I felt like I had to hit him.”
“Yes, Cefina Award! Are you doing well at the Cepina Award now? I am proud of you!”
Two women who say so. It’s nice to see you seem to be closer than family. This brother is satisfied with that.
“Yeah…That’s enough…”
Cold beer and seafood snacks. For some reason, Japanese-style snacks came out, but since it’s Tsukuru World, let’s just enjoy it. We had a toast to congratulate the victory of the first guild subjugation (failed) and trial.
Fuck! The wooden glasses collided and the gold and foam flowed down my throat at once. And the thrilling sensation that fills up from the back of the head to the top of the head!
“KIA”
Tigers.
And if you pluck dry snacks before the heat cools down and crush them with your teeth, there is no heaven like this. The umami of protein flowing in your mouth, you can’t stop.
By the time you feel uncomfortable with the smell of seafood after chewing so much, the golden wave washes your mouth again. An addictive snack that comes back again when the cool carbonic acid makes it refreshing!
“Sex.”
“Yeah. I wonder if you want to do dragons too.”
Cool, cool, kheup. Colook!
Yes? What? Me? Why? With whom?
Sefina’s strong punch kicked in, and the beer she stopped drinking was heard. Oh, the smell of squid. Died.
“Yumma! Turn on the blinker and come in! You spit it all out!”
“Hmm? That’s right. I’m sorry.”
“But what did you say you wanted to do? You were surprised. If you create room for misunderstanding, this Ada can’t help but be embarrassed.”
Huh? A girl who never got married! What kind of joke can I stop? This erof! You’re pretending to be ignorant and doing sex drips like that!
“Isn’t that what you wanted to do? It doesn’t matter. I’ll do it anyway.”
“What, wait. Wait. Wait.”
“I didn’t tell you earlier. Don’t you remember?”
– Voice. Don’t raise your voice.
This?
“Heh, now that I look at it, Yongyong. You have a very cute corner. Of course…”
-Tonight, make up your mind.-
Stop, even if you cry. Never quit
“Heh heh heh!!!! That! Was that true?!”
Odeull Odeull… I said, arms crossed and trembling. Of course I thought it was a joke! More than that, you don’t know human culture! But all of a sudden, I won’t put you to sleep or don’t want to have sex, what are you talking about!
“Sefina. Did you cheat on your father?”
Was it not an elf from Great Forest, but a succubus from Yongjugol? Where did the concept go?
“I became a party with you, right?”
“By the way, you and Anko. The distance between the two of you is different from mine. It’s like it’s not a normal ‘colleague’ relationship.”
“Ugh, Sefina-san. Isn’t that right! Sefina-san is also our precious colleague?”
“Thank you, Anko. Because I praised you. But it’s wrong.”
I can tell
“The mark drawn on my lower abdomen tells me that I shouldn’t go on like this.”
– Come on, make love. You have to have a deep relationship with the two of them-
Tonight we’ll be real ‘fellows’.
I was terrified, so I jumped out of my seat and got up!
Squeeze!
Hiding behind Anko.
“Huh! No Anko! This brother is so scared I can’t stand it! Quickly dry that Elcubus! You brought him to the party! I can’t!”
He’s too strong! Looking at the stat window, he’s 30 levels higher than me!
“Yeah, no. Yu-kun. That doesn’t make sense.”
“What?”
But my strong support hugged me gently and whispered. Ankoya. Did you cheat on your dad? Even you!!!
“Today, we became a couple even though it was messed up and we didn’t have it. However, Sefina-san couldn’t do that. Sefina-san also works hard for Yoo-kun, but it’s not too cute (sorry) that only one can’t be together.”
If it’s just the two of us happy, we’re not colleagues.
“Ah… Ankoya… Total Lucifer, no, Total Michael…”
Anko Maji Tenshi…
It’s a pity that Archangel can’t be copyrighted.
“So, do you work hard ‘together’?”
“Yes! Let’s do our best ‘together’, Anko! But what?”
“Ah♡ Yu-kun, forgot? Did you say that earlier?”
-Give me a reward? Yoo-kun♡-
Uh, wait. Wait a minute, really. Really tonight? Not just two, but three? Really?
“Aren’t you going to sleep tonight?”
Mmm. I die out in the snow look at me
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When I got up and walked out of the bar, it was night again. The tavern seems to have a certain trigger for changing the time zone. In this respect, I think it is like the world in a game.
“Huh~ Yu-kun ♡ Hurry up? We’ll arrive at the inn in a little while! Hayakuung~”
However, this warmth rubbing a red face while leaning next to me is not a false sensation. The smell of alcohol emanating from her. Also a nice scent.
“I’m also curious. Last time, it seemed that I hadn’t completed the ritual of a true companion. There was a feeling that something was lacking.”
Saying that, Sefina doesn’t look like she’s drunk at all. Are you a dwarf and not an elf? I must have drunk 10 cups, but am I fine without taking out water once?
We cross Ozora Village, smelling the cool night air. Past the plaza where the campfire ended,
-Huh ♡ red bean jam ♡ oh stop ♡ over there!-
-Gugubeopgu, hey hey, I’ll put it in the middle! Accept!-
Well, this doesn’t change. I guess you’re not tired Passing by the two people who were shaking their waists as they were yesterday,
-Clean up quickly, hey! It’s my turn next! The testicles are unbearable from a while ago!
Dodging the crowds lining the hole in the wall
“We’ve arrived. Anko. Do you want to get up soon?”
“Um~ I want to be held in your arms a little longer. Can’t you?”
No, we Anko do whatever we want to do.
“Let’s just go. We haven’t already paid for the accommodation anyway.”
So we arrived at Adela-san’s inn. Adela was still making miso soup in a pot hanging on the fireplace. Let’s be thankful that it’s not stone porridge. Huh.
“Oh, three people? Come on. Do you need a meal?”
“No. After a drink, it’s okay ma’am. Where’s the key?”
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that’s the kind of relationship…? Can this lady get away quickly? Here, Kagida.”
Anko holding me and rubbing me. Sefina, who has been subtly moving her body behind me since earlier. And even me, who squeaks and moves.
If you’ve already come this far, there’s no need to explain that it’s a misunderstanding.
Our narrow-eyed Maman Adela, who runs the best inn in Ozora Village, handed her the key with a mischievous smile.
“Now, Yongyong-kun? Come this way?”
Adela came up to me quietly and took my hand. Oh no, no Adela! To me, Anko is like a rabbit and Sefina is like a fox…!
Slap!
“Ouch.”
“Stop talking nonsense, take this? Come on!”
Mr. Adela put something like a bottle in my hand. What is this?
“That… Where are you using this?”
“Aaraa, you don’t know that either. Could it be that the dragon was a virgin? It’s a big deal. If you do these two for the first time, you’ll have a hard time. It’s contraceptives.”
“Ohh, thank you. I’ll put it to good use, Adela.”
-Cheer up! Use army!-
Ah, with the innkeeper’s support, I climbed the stairs.
The two of them are already ready in the room and will be waiting for me. I stood at the door to our room and took a deep breath.
Before this, there is sex.
It was as if red letters were written under the door. I made up my mind and entered the room.
