## Chapter 13 – 13. 마탑
#13. Magic Tower
After roughly placating the guy from downstairs, I decided to look into the Skill, Weakness Detection, in a bit more detail.
I wasn’t too worried about how to use it.
The moment I acquired the Skill, the usage method settled into my knowledge as if I’d always known it.
I went to the mirror.
“Weakness Detection.”
As soon as I used the Skill, shimmering effects appeared all over my body in the mirror.
The effects shone brightest on my head and heart. The other parts also glowed, but not as brightly as those two places.
“This would be better used on monsters than people.”
People’s weaknesses are pretty much the same, but monsters often have unexpected weak points, so I could use Weakness Detection effectively.
If I work as a mage and hunt monsters, I could make a decent living, right?
Just thinking about it made a smile automatically appear on my face.
“Now all that’s left is the Golden Random Box.”
Even as I said it, I couldn’t help but smile.
No kidding, just thinking about the Beginner Equipment Set and Skill Acquisition Ticket, it was ridiculously generous.
It’s not just any Random Box, but a Golden Random Box.
“Oh, what if something like a Unique grade pops out? That would be too OP.”
At that moment, when my expectations were breaking through the graph and heading to Mars, I opened the Random Box.
[Would you like to open the Golden Random Box?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
[Opening……]
[TIP. Anything can come out of a Random Box]
I waited for the box to open, watching the tip that wasn’t really a tip.
[The Golden Random Box has been opened]
In real time, it was less than 5 seconds, but it felt like 10 minutes had passed.
Ah, come to think of it, does the time I spent in that world apply to Earth as well?
While I was distracted by that sudden thought.
[Bbam-ba-ra-bam!]
[You have acquired a ‘Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket’]
[Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket]
[Grade: ??]
[You can randomly obtain one of the items currently registered in the shop. The grade of the obtained item will randomly increase]
[Time Remaining: 02:59]
“…What?”
My head started to get complicated with something that was neither a complete loss nor a complete win.
***
[Time Remaining: 02:13]
“Wait, wait… Let’s think about this…”
What came out of the Golden Random Box was an exchange ticket that allows you to randomly obtain one of the items registered in the shop.
It’s a bit disappointing that it’s not a selection ticket, but the fact that the item’s grade increases made up for it a little.
However, the problem was that all the items currently in the shop were just so-so, low-grade items.
“Haa… The shop won’t be updated in the next 2 minutes, will it…?”
It could happen. The probability is just extremely low.
But what if it doesn’t? It would be like throwing away an exchange ticket.
“…Still, it’s not like there’s nothing to exchange it for.”
The items currently in the shop were: Iron Sword 200 Coins, Basic Alchemy Package 500 Coins, Basic Swordsmanship Book 550 Coins, Lowest-Grade Health Potion 600 Coins, Lowest-Grade Mana Potion 600 Coins, Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket 800 Coins, Mystery Pill 850 Coins, Strength Enhancement Potion 920 Coins, and finally, Forbidden Grimoire 1,000 Coins.
Honestly, everything except the Iron Sword and the Blowjob Ticket was okay.
If I got the Forbidden Grimoire, it would be perfect.
“GodBuddhaJesusAllahHolyMotherMaryHeavenlyDeitiesPleasePleasePlease…!!”
[Would you like to use the Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
“Let’s gooooo!!!!!”
Paaat!
A new screen appeared with a flash of white light.
[Thank you for purchasing the ‘Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket’]
“Shiiiiit!!!!!!!”
The world is screwing me over.
Knock knock knock!
-Hey!! I told you to be quiet!! Do you know what time it is?!
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Thud-
After a brief fight with the guy downstairs, I trudged back home and threw myself on the bed.
“…The world can’t do this to me.”
A Top Actress Random Blowjob Ticket in this day and age, how am I supposed to use a landmine item that could give me a grandma…
“…By the way, what time is it?”
I was so out of it that I didn’t check, but I think I matched with Iris around 8 PM.
I spent about half a day and 3, 40 minutes more there… so it must be almost 3 AM?
I could understand why the guy downstairs was angry.
Just as I was wondering if I should apologize later, I looked at my phone screen and couldn’t believe my eyes.
[20:47]
“Is my phone… broken?”
The date hasn’t changed either.
It’s just the same.
Thinking back, it seems like it was almost 9 PM…
If my memory is correct, that means that almost no time passed on Earth while I was meeting Iris.
“…This is really unbelievable.”
This is like an onion, the more you peel, the more layers come out.
Of course, there was nothing bad for me, so I had no complaints.
If there was a minor problem, it would be that my lifespan keeps ticking while others are stopped? But extending my lifespan is a problem that can be solved to some extent by increasing my level as a mage or by taking expensive elixirs.
Besides, it’s unlikely that this scam app’s shop won’t have an item that extends the user’s lifespan.
In other words, I can use the app without any worries.
“I suddenly feel better.”
I felt terrible because I pulled a shitty Blowjob Ticket, but now I feel a little better.
They said they’d upgrade the Blowjob Ticket, so should I read the description?
Who knows, maybe it’ll be a selection ticket instead of random after the upgrade.
With a cautious heart, I opened my inventory.
Knowing its place, I carefully pressed the Blowjob Ticket, which was tucked away in a corner.
[Celebrity Insertion Selection Ticket]
[Grade: Epic]
[You can choose either the vagina or anus of the celebrity you want and enjoy it as you please. When the ticket is used, the corresponding body part of the actress is summoned to be visible only to the user, and the sensation is connected to the actress herself. ※You don’t have to worry about pregnancy even if you ejaculate inside]
The moment I saw the item description, one thing came to my mind.
Isn’t this just a wireless onahole?
“It’s good, but…”
Even though it’s the second time, it was a bit disappointing that an Epic-grade item was an item for resolving sexual desire, not for combat or financial help.
Honestly, being able to fuck and cum inside the pussy of the celebrity I want? It’s definitely an attractive thing for a man.
But after seeing Iris, there wasn’t a celebrity that particularly appealed to me.
When I thought about the times I was fondling Iris’s huge breasts and kissing her passionately like an adult film actress, and then thought about the actors and idols I usually saw on TV… honestly, I couldn’t help but think that they were lacking in many ways.
“Should I save it for now?”
I was thinking of saving it until a woman I liked appeared.
However, while equipment can be stored outside, it seemed that the Insertion Ticket could not be stored outside the inventory.
There might come a moment when I have to use it because the 10-slot inventory is not enough.
Until then, I have to diligently make a list of candidates.
‘Should I do something like an ideal type world cup?’
If I gather all the female celebrities, it seems like it will be a 512-round tournament, anyway.
“Let’s sleep for now. I’m so tired.”
Maybe it’s because I did everything I could do, but I suddenly felt very sleepy.
Considering that I was taking classes with Iris for half a day without rest in that world, it was only natural.
“Tomorrow I’ll go to the Magic Tower… and apply for withdrawal from school…”
It seems like it will be the busiest day of my life.
***
Magic Towers are located in the capitals of developed countries around the world.
It’s not that they don’t exist in developing countries, but the level is not very high, so they are not well-regarded.
The Magic Tower located in Seoul, the capital of Korea, is called the Gray Magic Tower, and a 7-circle mage was the tower master.
I don’t know why the Magic Tower in Korea is the Gray Magic Tower, but the most likely hypothesis is that it’s built according to the tower master’s taste or magical inclination, rather than being built to match the country’s characteristics.
Of course, the exterior of the Magic Tower was somewhat different from gray.
As if it were true that they had a lot of money, it was much more sophisticated and larger than the landmarks built by large corporations.
Because it is an association of irreplaceable manpower, mages, I heard that they rake in money with every business they do, but I didn’t know it would be this much.
In order to belong to such a Magic Tower as more than just an employee, you had to meet at least one of the following conditions.
One, be a mage.
One, be recognized for your talent by a mage certified by the Magic Tower.
One, pass the Magic Tower Master’s test.
There are three things like this.
And I was going to belong to the Magic Tower by satisfying the very first condition.
Ding-dong-
“Customer number 213.”
“Yes.”
Seoul Magic Tower Branch, Gray Magic Tower.
The lobby on the first floor of this building, which consists of 110 floors above ground and 10 floors below ground, is always crowded.
Hunters who come to find mages as party members, working-level employees of small and medium-sized companies who come to seek help in developing new products, and various other people come here to request and seek help from mages in various fields.
“Thank you for visiting our Gray Magic Tower. What brings you here today?”
Her name is Kim Hye-rin, 27 years old, and she is in charge of window number 2 on the first floor lobby of the Gray Magic Tower.
She is not a mage, but she graduated from Korea University’s Department of Business Administration and was lucky enough to get a job at the Magic Tower, which is called the dream job by many job seekers, a year ago.
Her job was to handle complaints.
In general, it is a job that many office workers avoid, but handling complaints at the Magic Tower was on a different level.
There were more than one or two people who went to the hospital after acting rudely at the Magic Tower, so most of the complainants were kind.
The job was just that there were a lot of things to memorize, but most of them were not difficult.
Besides, the benefits and salary were as good as those of a major company, so she often thought that if there was a dream job, this would be it.
However, there were still some strange people who came to handle complaints.
“I came to register as a mage.”
“…Yes?”
“Oh, right. I’m also going to enter the Magic Tower, do you have an application form or something?”
The female employee doubted her ears.
What is this person saying?
Register as a mage? Enter the Magic Tower?
‘His face looks like he’s in his early 20s… Is he sick somewhere?’
It’s not that there are no people who want to register as mages. There are cases where third-generation chaebols take private lessons and become mages by luck.
But those people would never register at a regular window like this.
Most of them were processed electronically on the upper floors or registered after having separate interviews with the Magic Tower’s professors.
“Um, customer? I’m saying this because you seem young, but you shouldn’t joke around at the Magic Tower. Last time, a customer who couldn’t control his anger had a lawsuit filed against him…”
Hwareuk-
At the moment when she was trying to send him away in the best possible way, thinking of her younger sibling.
“Is this enough to believe?”
Flames were seen rising from the man’s palm.
“…I’ll bring the person in charge.”