I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room. 99

Chapter 99 – 20. Practice (2)

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Rattling.

Dalgak.

While Seo Woo Jin left for the kitchen and made various noises.

Hesitantly, I came out to the living room, playing with my hair. I used the sofa as a bed and moved Yozora, who had gone off to dreamland, to the bedroom.

Just because you’re sleeping doesn’t mean you can sit down with your butt pressed down.

Maybe he’ll wake up in the middle and end up in the same situation again.

It was my first time lifting and moving someone, but it wasn’t that difficult because it was small and light.

Lift Yozora in the princess hug position as she is lying down and deliver her to the bed.

I looked at Yozora, who was holding on to my clothes and whining like a baby, and asked, ‘Are you mistaking me for Seo Woo Jin?’ I thought for a moment.

I slightly moved her hair to the side so that her hair wouldn’t press down on her back, and closed the bedroom door.

“… Ah.”

At that time, I ran into Seo Woo-jin, who was walking this way.

What’s so fun about this is that I’ve been smiling ever since.

… As I was watching, I also smiled lightly without thinking.

“What? It was moved to Yozora?”

“I don’t know what will happen when he wakes up… But it’s clear that disaster will strike.”

“Well… I guess I could just eat today and run to my death.”

Have you ever experienced it?

Now that I think about it, Yozora probably wasn’t the only one drinking yesterday, but why is Seo Woo-jin so fine?

These and other questions that suddenly came to mind were buried in my mind for a while.

… Later, when the conversation breaks down and the atmosphere becomes awkward, I will take it out and write it down. Yes.

Seo Woo Jin passed me and approached the table in front of the sofa and started putting down the various things he had brought on top of it one by one.

It wasn’t a lot since people only have two hands,

Among them, there was the same orange juice that I saw earlier.

“Sit down first. This is all you need for a snack… I’ll just find a glass of soju and bring it to you.”

“… Ugh.”

“Hey, don’t you have a soju glass at home? If not, you should just drink it.”

Seo Woo-jin once again heads to the kitchen beyond the half-open wall.

I stared at his back and sat down on the sofa, wriggling his fingers hesitantly.

Since I told you to rest, it’s okay to rest, right?

In comics, at times like this, the male protagonist and I prepare something together… And then some light skinship…

No, no.

Rather than being a close friend of the opposite sex, it seems like you went one step further.

… Therefore… ,

Couple… It’s the same.

When I think about it, the main character and heroine in a romance comic have not yet said ‘let’s date’ yet, but have become almost like a couple, so it doesn’t seem like they can be seen as ordinary male and female friends .

Whether the detailed genre is pure love or harem,

As is usually the case with comics that include romantic elements.

Haaa… I don’t know.

All I could do was sip orange juice as I was told and wait for Seo Woo Jin.

I carefully tilted the transparent glass full of pretty orange light while listening to the sound of a cupboard opening in the distance.

And,

Gulp,

Gulp.

Almost the same orange taste as before.

“… Uhm… ?”

… Somehow, the finish has become slightly more subtle than before.

It flowed down my throat.

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The more I thought about it, the more strange it became.

I swallowed all kinds of curses when I saw Yozora trying to do strange things next to me… ,

Strangely enough, the results were quite good.

It’s only natural for friends to hold hands.

Isn’t everyone going so far as to hug these days?

Even if you’re not a lover, do anal sex. You’re not doing it with your pussy.

Well, I tried to slowly tame Han Su-ah to my liking like this,

Yozora’s actions such as paizuri and fellatio are much more effective.

… Rather than ruining Han Su-ah’s common sense step by step, should I put an iron plate on her face and say crazy things like ‘It’s trendy these days for friends to have sweaty beastly sex for 3 days and 0 nights’?

“Whoa…”

I can never do that.

With that thought in mind,

As a rule of thumb, about 30 minutes have passed.

“…”

“…”

Nothing happened.

Of course, nothing happened, including titjob, fellatio, or sex.

Instead, we talked a lot.

Thinking back now, there wasn’t a conversation that was particularly memorable.

I guess he was actually happy that he went along with the story of a romance comic the other day, but he kept bringing up the story of the healing transcendental to me for no reason…

Other than that, it’s just light daily chatting that is difficult to continue because Han Su-ah keeps ending with short answers.

… Ah, at least there is one thing I remember about her.

Didn’t you drink with Yozora yesterday?

This one.

‘It’s because he drank nearly five bottles while I drank half a bottle.’

‘Ah~’

And then, as usual, the conversation stopped for over 30 seconds.

This was also something I remembered because I was hastily making up an excuse to avoid making a big mistake. In hindsight, it wasn’t anything special.

If it’s all bothersome, it doesn’t really matter if I just reveal that Yozora and I are sexual partners.

I didn’t bother to reveal that I was dating Yozora,

There is only one reason to continue to give a friendly impression.

There is no need to beat up Han Su-ah, she is a girl who just needs to be given a lot of carrots.

She has lived with a huge amount of money for 20 years, and she suddenly tries to make friends from the common people at her academy?

The reason is very obvious.

As for Han Su-ah, she suffers from a lack of affection.

I think probably, 99% chance.

It is not a sharp blade that is easy to cut through.

If there is even the slightest gap, she can easily sneak in.

Because it’s warm sunlight.

All she does is pretend to be kind and wear a mask.

“…”

Anyway, 30 minutes have passed and if it’s still like this, it might be difficult to even have sex with Han Su-ah today…

Should I be satisfied with just seeing him climax for a moment?

The lion’s ears and tail twitching while climaxing were so damn cute.

“Wait while you eat this. I’ll bring you some juice.”

“Ugh…”

Let’s watch the situation for up to an hour.

As I was eating the snacks I had brought, I stood up after seeing that Han Su-ah’s glass was empty.

The place where my footsteps gradually moved away from the sound of shrimp crackling crunching was in front of the refrigerator.

After checking once again that Han Su-ah was not visible, I opened her freezer and took out one of her vodkas.

Smirnoff Red.

I don’t really like it because it’s just industrial alcohol, but before returning, Yozora said that if you put it in the freezer and drink it right away, it’s really crazy, but anyway, it’s a vodka that he loved and raved about.

Unlike espressoni, blueberry, and flavored vodka, it is authentic, colorless and odorless.

Therefore, vodka goes well with all drinks.

If you mix it with a drink with a strong sweet taste, it becomes very difficult to feel the alcohol if you are not conscious of it.

If you mix this with tonic water, it will become vodka tonic.

If you mix it with tomato juice, you get a Bloody Mary.

If you add Kahlua with the intention of mixing alcohol with alcohol, you get a Black Russian.

… And if you mix in orange juice.

Yozora likes it very much,

It’s probably just my guess, but I think he might have been drinking this just now,

A cup of screwdriver is completed.

What was initially given was a ratio of 10% vodka and 90% orange juice, just in case.

What was served 30 minutes after the second serving was a ratio of 15% vodka and 85% orange juice.

What we are giving away this time is a screwdriver made with 20% vodka and 80% orange juice.

There was a lot more alcohol in it than I thought, but I guess I can taste the alcohol now.

I gave it a little taste after stirring it with a spoon, but it still tastes like orange juice.

Of course, I know it’s alcohol, but I can feel the cold, subtle alcohol at the base of the taste…

“Now.”

“Thank you…”

“I’m just pouring drinks for you, so what?”

“Okay… I have to say thank you… “

Looking at Han Su-ah, who is still gulping and drinking it without any doubt, I guess she hasn’t realized the identity of the orange juice yet.

“…Phhh…”

… It’s a separate story, but unfortunately, I don’t think I’m that weak at drinking.

This means that it’s not like Lee Ha-yoon or Lee Ji-yoon who collapses after just one can of beer and becomes an onahole.

It’s not exact, but since the cup is large, I think that if I add up all the alcohol I’ve drank so far, it’ll be less than the amount of alcohol in a bottle of soju…

At most, he started laughing without context, and his pronunciation started to become slurred like Yozora, so it seems like he’s finally drunk in a good mood.

“Juice, it’s delicious…”

“Is it delicious?”

“Yeah… I didn’t understand that it was expensive at first… But I think I get the idea now…”

“I still don’t know.”

“Really… ? Oh, no. You might not know… I started feeling it after drinking about 4 cups… I thought, this is an expensive juice… “

“…”

How can I have a natural smile?

How can I speak clearly when talking to someone I am not close to?

After talking about that, are you talking about juice now?

I want to talk a lot of dirty things with you…

Still, it’s a story about juice… ,

If we do it right, we might be able to encourage them to drink more.

Then, we might get drunk and become deeper friends.

“Do you want to try a drink… ? I think it’s because you just pour it for me and don’t drink it yourself…”

“… Okay, then just one sip.”

Just like that, Han Su-ah was raising her glass and holding it out to me.

“… Eh.”

Most cold glasses have a lot of water and are slippers.

This is because the passing water vapor has liquefied, for a reason that can be understood with only an elementary school student’s level of scientific knowledge.

So I had to hold it tightly, but somehow I thought my grip form was a bit precarious.

“… What should I do…”

I poured it all out.

On top of me.

Specifically, on my crotch.

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“I’m sorry… Are you okay… ? Hey, the cup is slippery… “

“…Don’t worry. It’s not hot. Also, are there any wet tissues or toilet paper nearby?”

“Now, wait a minute… Toilet paper… Tissue paper…”

Hansoo, you idiot.

What kind of disgrace is this to your friend?

It’s not like I’m drunk like Yozora, it’s like I just got drunk from talking to Woojin and feeling good…

The person who actually drank alcohol was Woojin next to me…

Ahhh.

Why did I do that? Really…

If I had just held the cup a little closer to my palm, this wouldn’t have happened.

“…If you can’t find toilet paper, you don’t have to look for it. All you have to do is take a shower.”

“Well, still… Ah, I found it! Wet wipes!”

I dissuade Seo Woo Jin from taking a shower, take wet tissues, and approach him.

… It seemed like he was smiling brightly, but he was slightly lowering his head, so I think I must have seen it wrong.

“It’s okay. Shower, I’ll take a shower.”

“I don’t feel well… !”

“Or, just give it to me. I’ll clean it myself.”

“No. I think I’ll feel better if I clean it myself…”

“Because I’m really fine…”

“You just stay still…”

They fight and kneel in front of Seo Woo Jin’s legs.

Unlike when he received paizuri from Yozora earlier, he closed with all his might and seemed to never want to show it.

Why is he doing this?

Ruler… Cock… I just saw it, so I don’t think I’ll be that embarrassed.

Is it because I don’t have Yozora next to me right now… ? .

After pulling out several wet tissues, I slightly lifted my thighs and began to work hard to undo Seo Woo Jin’s belt.

“…”

“…”

Dalkak,

Tick,

Ji-ik,

Gradually,

Unfastening Seo Woo Jin’s belt, which was showing strange resistance as if he was blocking it or not,

When Seo Woo Jin says, “I definitely asked for tissues,” He answers that he understands and takes off her pants.

… In the end, Seo Woo Jin, who gave up first, gently lifted her buttocks.

“… Ah… ?”

“…”

Like that

Because I even took off my panties that were soaked in orange juice,

“Hey, this… Why…”

… Just like when I was sucked in by Yozora,

Like when you are licked by me,

A stiffly erect dick… ,

Until you see it in front of your eyes.

“… I’m embarrassed to think I’ll be touched by you.”

“… Ah, well…”

… Because it hasn’t been washed yet, the male scent has become much stronger than before.

This time without Yozora.

While we were alone,

“I’ll wipe it. Give me a tissue.”

“Oh, no… ! I saw it earlier. It’s okay… It’s okay… Haaa…”

Until you see it in front of your eyes.