## Chapter 175 – 17. Virginity Is a Big Deal
“Sooa.”
“Yes.”
“Could you put on some slow, relaxing music to help me sleep?”
“Understood.”
When there’s no answer, escapism is one way to go…
Gominji and Gohayan are probably bickering and fighting, and I don’t want to get caught in the crossfire.
My head started throbbing the moment I saw the situation; I can’t think of a way out right now.
I’ll just sleep on it…
And come up with a proper response with a clear head.
Yeah.
That’s the best way.
Soft music flows from the AV.
– *Zzzzz*
The incessant phone alarms and vibrations are almost drowned out.
“Wake me when we get there.”
.
.
“Master, we’ve arrived.”
Sooa woke me up.
It wasn’t a long drive, but the fact that I fell asleep so quickly means I must have been really tired.
“Ugh…”
I check my phone as soon as I wake up.
“Wow…”
Of course, I’ve been re-invited to the group chat, and there are +99 messages.
‘What the hell were they talking about in there? I don’t even want to go in.’
There are also a ton of missed calls and private messages.
All from Gominji, of course.
– Call me
“…”
The last private message ends with a very charismatic command.
‘I can’t put it off forever.’
I’m about to call her as I get out of the AV, but I see Danto approaching hesitantly from a distance.
I guess she’s trying to greet me because I said something before.
But if she’s coming, she should hurry up. What’s with that awkwardness?
I’m already out of the AV.
I’m gonna have to scold her.
“Umm… W-welcome… back…?”
“…”
I stare blankly at her, then pinch Danto’s cheek.
“Kkyeeeak!”
“So squishy. How can your cheeks stretch so much?”
“Shtahp it(Stop it)!!”
No way.
I pinch the other side too.
*Squeeesh.*
“Heeeek?!!”
“What did you eat today?”
“Ahndooo…!”
“Andoo?”
“Aaaandoo!!”
I can’t understand what she’s saying, so I let go for now.
Danto glares at me with tears in her eyes.
Uh-oh. Don’t you get any funny ideas.
Do you want your cheeks pinched again?
“M-mandu…! I ate mandu…!”
“Ah. Mandu. Mandu’s good.”
“…They’re dim sum.”
The secretary next to her says, sounding dumbfounded.
“She says they’re dim sum? Are you lying to me?”
“Aren’t dim sum dumplings?”
She’s saying something outrageous with such innocent eyes.
I shake my head and walk past her towards the mansion.
Danto follows me, trailing behind.
“Did you take a walk?”
“I was just… coming back from one…”
“Do it again. Ten laps.”
“Eeeeeh???! W-why????”
“Who told you to confuse dim sum with mandu? That’s your punishment.”
“What????”
“The chefs put so much effort into cooking each dish. How can you confuse them?”
“B-but… You eat sashimi on naked women…!!”
“…”
Uh-oh.
She’s spitting facts.
“You’re just trying to bully me! You are.”
Wow.
She’s quick on the uptake.
“Just because you add ‘you’ at the end doesn’t make it polite, Danto.”
“Eek!”
“Now, hurry up. Start!”
*Smack!*
I pat her butt, and Danto, who was gritting her teeth and holding back her anger, clenches her jaw and runs off.
The secretary sticks by her side and runs with her.
“Hmm. A nice sight.”
Bullying Danto is the best.
Watching Danto gives me peace of mind.
It’s like staring blankly at a hamster running on a wheel.
I just watch without thinking.
“Danto-watching is the best.”
I watched Danto for a while, then went into the mansion.
“…”
And as soon as I sat down on the sofa, I called Gominji.
It feels like paying two years’ worth of overdue national pension in one go.
Ah….
At least watching Danto calmed me down a bit.
– You’re calling awfully early? You ignored all my messages.
Gominji answers before the first ring even finishes.
She must have been waiting for the alarm to ring or just staring at the screen the whole time….
I try to sound as nonchalant as possible.
“How can a younger brother get involved when his older sisters are fighting? That would be presumptuous.”
– Oh, really? When did you start treating me like an older sister? Look at you using honorifics all of a sudden, how ridiculous.
Of course, it didn’t work at all.
“What are you talking about? I’ve always respected Gominji noona, and I still do.”
– Bullshit. Who was it that smeared their dick all over my face and said they’d sprinkle their cum on me like cake topping?
“I have no idea who would do such a rude thing.”
– You son of a bitch.
Tsk.
“So, why did you call?”
– Hmph~. He’s got nothing to say, so he immediately shows his true colors.
“I don’t think we have anything to talk about.”
Come to think of it, that’s true.
I was scared and ran away because Gominji and Gohayan were clashing, but strictly speaking, I don’t have to get caught in the crossfire.
If I had to pick something, it would be that Gohayan already knew about the necklace before Gominji showed it off??
That’s a bit of a concern, but honestly, is it that big of a deal??
I don’t think so….
– Change the name of the jewel. Or don’t supply it at all.
“Why? I went to the trouble of developing it and naming it after you, why do you hate it now?”
– Ugh….
Gominji suddenly starts trembling.
I can feel her anger and emotions through the phone.
– Go into the chat room. That damn Gohayan is teasing me, saying ‘Gominji for sale~’ ‘Gominji for 500 won~’!!
“Ah…”
– Treating me like some cheap whore…!
Why is she ruining my romance like that….
– Goseonnyul is just posting emoticons and laughing. My own family is ganging up on me.
But it’s kind of funny.
Gominji for sale….
She’s got a good sense of humor?
– …Are you laughing?
“I’m not laughing.”
– I can hear you laughing in my ear right now? I can hear you breathing irregularly, you little shit.
How did she know?
I don’t think I can talk to her anymore, I’m afraid I’ll laugh.
“Noona, I’m sorry, but I just remembered something urgent.”
– What the hell are you talking about, you son of a bitch, what urgent business could you possibly hav
“Sorry!!!”
I hang up and immediately send her a message.
I roughly tell her that the necklace I gave Gominji will be called ‘Gominji’ as a special edition, and I’ll change the names of the others.
But I still get cursed at.
Well, I have to deal with it….
And I went into the chat room with +99 messages.
I read the part where Gohayan was teasing Gominji….
“Wow…. She’s just no match for her.”
Gohayan, who is usually so reserved, was roasting Gominji with all sorts of words.
Gominji was responding with angry shouts and crude curses.
Even I can tell that Gominji lost.
That’s probably why she’s so angry.
Is this the result of premature flexing….
I called Gohayan.
– Why, are you going to change the name of the jewel?
Gohayan answered the phone quickly, and she already knew what I wanted.
“…Yes.”
– That’s why you shouldn’t have chosen such a tasteless name.
“…”
Isn’t it because of you that I have to change it?
If our Gohayan-ssi hadn’t teased her with ‘Gominji for 500 won~,’ this wouldn’t have happened.
– Gominji has a barbaric personality, so she can’t understand these things. Just touch her a little and she’ll explode like a volcano, so keep that in mind.
“Ah…. Yes.”
– A woman with grace and culture would feel romance when receiving such a gift. No matter what others say. In the end, it just means her capacity is only that much, right? Being swayed by other people’s opinions.
Gohayan scoffed and roasted Gominji.
‘They really don’t get along.’
– So. What name are you going to give it? Should I name it after me?
“Huh????”
If I did that, I think Gominji would kidnap me for real.
One day, I’d suddenly be surrounded by a dozen knights and forcibly put in something like an AV, and when I opened my eyes, I’d be at Gominji’s villa.
– I’m just kidding.
Such a scary thing to say….
Even though I’m mistreating Gominji after sleeping with her!
Still, my life is precious…. If I provoke her too much, I’m really screwed.
“I don’t know the name yet. I just thought I should say something for now.”
– Anyway, it’s still in the sample testing phase, so it’ll be a while before we actually start production. There’s plenty of time, so take your time thinking about it.
I’m glad Gohayan doesn’t throw a tantrum….
If she had the same personality as Gominji…. Ugh….
‘She’s so magnanimous for forgiving me for putting my sperm in her drink.’
“Yes. I’ll think about it slowly.”
– Okay.
After ending the call, I went back into the messenger.
But right at that moment, I got a very ominous message from Gominji.
– You keep ignoring me? If you treat me like that, I’m going to go wild
For a moment, I felt an unknown chill run down my spine.
– *Zzzzz.*
A message pops up in the group chat.
(Photo)
I don’t know who sent it.
But,
– *Zzzzz.*
– *Zzzzz.*
– *Zzzzz.*
Suddenly, the group chat starts to explode.
The messages are mostly things like ‘?’ ‘What’ ‘???’ Something like that.
“N-no way….”
I cautiously enter the group chat.
It’s a complete mess.
I scroll up.
Someone,
No, the photo that Gominji uploaded is visible.
“Shit.”
Gominji: (Photo)
The dick pic that I accidentally sent to Gominji before is uploaded here.
That crazy bitch Gominji uploaded it to the group chat!!!
