Chapter 135 – 34. Are You My Prince? (One)
“Ah… It’s the head…”
I barely escape from the hellish dream and open my eyes with difficulty. Let’s look around to see if anything happens. A familiar sight. There was a carriage, and there were party members sleeping around in sleeping bags like caterpillars.
I finally let out a sigh of relief after confirming that it was real.
The body, which had been very rigid, melted away and the tension was relieved.
Ha… I can’t even sleep comfortably anymore…
Sleeping was my only escape, but now I can’t do that either.
Damn, who would have thought that appearing in a dream would mean this. I should have noticed this from the moment Amaneth handed me the rosary, but it was my mistake for not taking action in advance.
“Uh? For a moment… But why is my lower body so wet… ?”
I lie down to sleep again. The area under my eyes trembles at the sudden feeling of foreignness. I pulled up my pants, wondering if it would be possible, and the smell of chestnut flowers wafted out.
Fuck, the poop that Amaneth made in her dream was affecting her in real life in a fucking way.
“I’m really going to go crazy.”
Oh, I’m not just saying this, I really want to die. I’m not a kid, so why am I so tired of my pants? Actually, I was violated like that in a dream, but it was strange that nothing happened.
One good thing among bad luck is that my sleeping bag didn’t get wet? Fuck, I couldn’t even tell if I should view this as a good thing or a shitty thing.
Anyway, the sun will rise soon. There was no time to sit and lament, so I got up straight away. Fortunately, Bishop Lisa, Isabel, and Sylvia are all sleeping well, so it’s a good idea to secretly go to a stream nearby.
Also, Sylvia eliminated all the surrounding demons.
Now it was truly a race against time.
After untying the straps of the sleeping bag that was wrapped around my body, I took a change of panties and ran to the stream in an awkward posture so as not to make any sound.
What on earth is this?
Even when I look at it, it really doesn’t make sense. The first thing I did in the morning was get up and wash my semen-stained panties, so I wanted to hide in a hole somewhere.
As soon as I arrived at the stream, I took off the panties I was wearing, put them back on, dipped them in the water, and pushed them down on the stones.
“Madam… I have to finish it quickly before anyone wakes up… “You can do it, right?”
“What do you mean by finishing it quickly?”
“Oh, those clothes…” .”
?!
When what I said to myself suddenly came back to me, I fell back in shock. When I looked up to see what was going on, I saw Cordelia with her head tilted and her arms crossed. He was looking down at me with half-closed, dry eyes.
“Code, Cordelia?! What are you doing at this time…”
“What happened? He suddenly woke up and ran away, so I followed him. Why?”
Oh my… I never thought Cordelia would be up. Since everyone was sleeping, I thought of course Cordelia was also sleeping…
“Oh, you weren’t sleeping?”
“In the first place, it’s my turn to stay awake, so how can I sleep? “You were surprised when you suddenly woke up.”
“Ah…”
My mind is complicated. I had to make an excuse, but I didn’t know how to say it, so an earthquake occurred in my pupils.
Ah… Hmm… Ah… Just repeat this word several times. Cordelia, who had been staring at me, moved first.
Swish-
Ah!
When I was caught off guard, she snatched her panties out of my hand. It moved so fast that she was taken away before she could even react.
“What is this? Panties?”
“Ugh… !”
My brain turns white.
Without even realizing it, I made a loud noise and desperately tried to get back what was in Cordelia’s hand. But unfortunately, it wasn’t as easy as she said to get it back from a girl who was at least one size bigger than me.
As I was crying and running around asking for it to be returned, Cordelia pushed me down, saying she was crazy.
“Oh that… That’s because I peed on her while she was sleeping… Normally, I don’t make mistakes like this after I get older, haha… I guess I was very nervous. So please return it.”
“Hmm… “Is it urine?”
“Yes, yes! That’s right! Pee! So please!”
He couldn’t help but look at his panties and me alternately, unable to stop his meaningful gaze. Then, she touched her nose as if she wanted to check for herself, but I froze at her unexpected and bizarre behavior.
“Hey, does this smell like semen?”
“Ah… Ah…”
No, crazy? I can understand that you took it by mistake, but now you’re smelling the panties of a man you’ve barely become acquainted with?
How on earth did you get sober…
No, if it was like this in the original world, it would be like that, but this is a world where the perception of chastity between men and women has been reversed, right? If you look at it differently, it’s like a man taking a woman’s panties and smelling them, but even if I usually live with being ignored, this is still the case…
It wasn’t a category that I could pass over based on my common sense.
“Did you have a wet dream?”
“… “
Now they even openly confirm and kill people. I couldn’t even raise my head due to the sudden rush of shame, so I hid my face inside my shoulder like a turtle.
“Ugh… What happened to me again? I’m going to wake the kids up in a bit. Come back before then.”
In the end, after exposing all the other person’s private parts, Cordelia returned the damp panties as if she was not interested.
“Do you understand?”
“… Yes.”
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Shoot aaa-
As I gently close my eyes in the drug-like drowsiness that comes over me, I suddenly hear the sound of waves.
After moving for several days without stopping, we were soon at our destination, the port.
When I suddenly open my eyes, a salty smell fills my nose. These days, all I do when I wake up is eat and sleep.
The only special thing that happened was that I was caught having a wet dream with Cordelia the other day…
I was worried that that crazy bitch would be exposed everywhere after that day, but fortunately, something terrible like that didn’t happen.
No. Actually, if you think about it, it wasn’t a good thing.
I’m pretending not to notice, but I’m really worried. It wasn’t anything else, I was caught having a wet dream at night, and my mind felt like it was going to explode for a few days just because of that.
Ha… It’s all because of Amaneth…
Unfortunately, the wind attacked me that day…
I wonder if Cordelia is as intuitive as Bishop Lisa. I can’t even guess what’s in that bucket.
First, I’m grateful that they’re keeping quiet, but…
AC… I don’t know. Would you use that as an excuse to harass me?
Quickly erasing the muddled thoughts from her mind, she rested her chin and looked out the window. Flying seagulls and a magnificent sailing ship that feels big even from afar.
The coachman soon explained that that was the boat we should board.
“I’m planning to leave by boat right away without stopping. Are you okay, warriors?”
There seems to be no particular disagreement with what the coachman said. In fact, I had the feeling that this was all because it was not a tourist destination but a secluded village with no name.
As time passed, the carriage entered the village. Perhaps because of the carriage’s flashy appearance, which did not seem at all suitable for the village, it immediately caught the attention of the village residents.
“Heroes, we have arrived. “You can get off now.”
As soon as the coachman finishes speaking, everyone gets up and immediately gathers their luggage and gets off. They must have been so frustrated from being stuck inside for several days that they started stretching out as soon as they came out.
At some point, people began to surround us as if we were watching lions at the zoo.
“Wow… “I am a warrior.”
“Huh? Who? Is that him?”
“No. That person is a wizard… “Maybe that person is a warrior.”
“Is that so?”
Of course, most of them are young children. The adults in the village seemed to be trying to avoid causing as much harm to us as possible, so they just glanced at us and left immediately.
“Sister! “You’re a warrior!”
The children, unable to stand it any longer, gather their attention and gather around Isabelle.
Amazingly, the kids must have clearly seen eyes and were able to guess exactly who the hero was in a short period of time.
“Oh, right… “My sister is a hero.”
“Look! You’re right! “Because this girl is the most handsome, she’s the hero!”
“Oh! Then, Hero will be perfect at fighting. It’s so cool!”
Hey… I didn’t know, but popularity is definitely not a joke. As soon as the children learned that she was a warrior, they sent passionate gazes towards Isabel.
Isabel was breaking out in a cold sweat, not knowing what to do, as she was having a hard time dealing with the looks that were looking up to her.
At first, I thought about helping, but because it was such a refreshing reaction, I ended up watching quietly without even realizing it.
“Hero sister, hero sister, then is that brother your prince?”
“Uh, huh? What? Wow, prince?”
“Huh! I saw it in a children’s book. All warriors marry princes. “That oppa is a prince, right?”
Huh? Suddenly, children point to me and call me prince. I was secretly avoiding watching it, but thanks to that, I was unintentionally caught up and became the center of attention.
It was very different from the truth, but on the other hand, the children were desperately waiting for me to tell them that I was Isabelle’s prince.
