Chapter 97 – Outing to the Zoo (1)
He was finally revived after spending a full day in bed receiving care from Hoaran, but he did not go to work right away.
That’s because Lilith told me not to go out for a while.
The reason was that the gift might suddenly run out again due to the influence of my dick that suddenly rose several levels, so I decided to wait and see for a while.
It seemed like he was hiding something more than that, but I decided to just follow Lilith’s words.
Although I kept it a secret from Lilith, my gifts were flooding in every morning, so I was getting help from Hoaran.
Surely something could have happened.
Moreover, it is the most important thing.
Jaji, I was resurrected somehow, but I must say that the thought of doing so disappeared completely for a while…
It was thanks to falling into the so-called wise man state.
Well, you can build it, but…
I had no intention of going to work like that.
Anyway, as it turned out…
“I have nothing to do…”
There was a limit to just lying around and doing nothing.
I was tired of having fun writing nonsense in ‘Mamma Tong’ and ‘Let’s Eat’, and I had read all the comic books I borrowed from Lilith, so I really had nothing to do.
“Have you seen it yet? Mother.”
Just like me, she said this while looking at Lilith, who had decided to rest for a while. Lilith, who was reading a borrowed comic book while eating snacks, glanced at me and said.
“If you can’t wait, read the next book first.”
“Sreuk,” Said Lilith, turning the pages with her tail.
“No.”
If you turn the page and look at it, they tell you to look at it for some kind of fun.
Moreover, it was cut off from the highlight part, so it had to be the next volume.
“See you quickly.”
“Ah, sir… Just wait, you little bastard.”
When I urged Lilith to look quickly, she cooed and pushed my head with the sole of her foot.
She was such a fucking mother.
“Neither of you are children, so don’t fight over something like that.”
Hoaran sighs and says that when he sees me and Lilith.
“Hoaaaaa…”
Even Hoa next to me was looking at me as if he was just as pitiful as Hoa-ran.
As I had no choice but to stay away from Lilith and zone out again, Hoaran spoke to me.
“If there is nothing to decide, will she at least train with the main woman? Didn’t she do it because she didn’t have time these days?”
“Water lilies…?”
I was troubled by Hoa-ran’s words.
As Hoa-ran said, she did not practice witchcraft at all these days.
However…
I was tired of lounging around because I had nothing to do, but I didn’t want to practice witchcraft.
It felt similar to not wanting to study or do anything productive even if I had nothing to do or die.
If you say that to Hoaran, he will be very disappointed.
First of all, he is Hoaran’s child and disciple.
“Are you sure you don’t like it…?”
Seeing that I didn’t have an answer, I thought that if I continued like this with Hoaran talking like that, I would end up holding a fox bead in the name of practicing magic, so I quickly thought about it.
And at that time, a good story started to come out on the television that was playing instead of background music.
-I heard that a place that is a hot topic these days has been created here on the Korean Peninsula. Do any viewers know about it? It is said that a zoo made up of rare animals from many worlds has been created! Let’s watch it together! Muna anchor on the scene?
-Munadanyang, this place right now… Wait, why is that horse running here? Sleep… Wow?!
-Muna Anchor? Muna Anchor?!
Suddenly, something white seemed to pass by across the screen and a scream was heard.
Thanks to this, me, Hoaran, and Lilith, who were eating snacks and reading comics, also looked at the TV.
The screen seemed to be moving around dizzyingly, probably because the camera was shaking.
Eventually, after a loud scream, the sound of something falling to the floor was heard, followed by the sound of teeth grinding and the voice of the woman who had screamed a moment ago.
-I want to look through all these damn words.
-It looks like the connection is bad, so let’s move on. Next…
The host seemed capable of moving on to the next topic in an instant.
They are even a rare human species.
It’s a world like this.
It would be difficult for a person to be in a position like that if they didn’t have that level of agility.
If it were me, I would have been shocked if something like that suddenly happened.
Anyway, I said that I had just found a good reason to avoid the magic class with Hoaran.
“Would you like to practice witchcraft later and go over there?”
“…Are you saying you want to go even after looking at that?”
Lilith, who heard what I said, looked at me with a puzzled expression and said that.
I shrugged my shoulders at Lilith’s words.
“Well, accidents like that always happen, right?”
It’s not a new thing.
There haven’t been many big incidents these days, but small incidents always happen.
“So, are you going or not?”
When asked again, Lilith said as she closed the comic book.
“…Well, I don’t mind. “Who are you, Hoa?”
“It’s a zoo… Doesn’t seem like a bad idea.”
It didn’t seem like it, but Lilith must have been bored as well, so she asked for a quick bite of rice cake, and when I saw Hoaran also making a grim expression, I said,
“Then let’s go. Zoo.”
It was an impromptu decision, but sometimes things like this happen in life.
Nothing ever goes according to plan, and on the other hand, there are things that go on without a plan.
Most reckless, unplanned outings tend to fail, but it was good because the purpose was to kill time anyway.
“…Well, I can’t help it.”
“Well then, just wait a moment.”
I nodded when Hoaran asked me if I couldn’t go on like this.
It would have been fine for me to just wear whatever I wanted, but we wouldn’t be able to do that.
“Then shall we go out first?”
“That would be a good idea.”
So…
I finished getting ready first and decided to go out first and start the car I was going to ride for the first time in a while.
“It’s been a while, Ssingssing.”
I stroked my favorite car, Ssingsing, which I ran once on the day I got it from Lilith and then parked without even riding it since.
“Ah.”
Thanks to this, my hands were covered in dust and turned black.
Well, it had been a few weeks since I had left it alone, so it was only natural.
It hasn’t rained these days.
As I was waiting for Lilith and Hoaran, thinking that they would catch me at some point and wash the car, I saw Lilith and Hoaran coming out, ready to go to the zoo.
But…
It was Lilith, who had blonde hair, and Hoaran, who had black hair.
Lilith’s horns and tail, and Hoaran’s fox ears and fox tail were all gone.
It was inevitable that if the two twenty-two-year-old heroes went to a zoo full of people as usual, an uproar would break out.
Anyway, they only changed their hair color and hid their horns, ears, and tail, but their impressions were completely different.
“…Why are you looking at me like that?”
“How are you, Hanzo?”
When I looked at them and saw them saying that, I said.
“You two look good together.”
Lilith’s going out clothes that I haven’t seen in a while.
As well as the girly going out clothes that are different from usual, this is the first time I see Hoa Ran’s going out clothes.
The same goes for clothes that look like street clothes with a long skirt that goes down to the ankles.
They both suited very well.
Since it was the original version, I had to match whatever I wore.
“Hmph, of course.”
“I’m glad you fit in.”
They both seemed satisfied with my praise, so I was about to head to the zoo… But the basket Hoaran was holding caught my eye.
“But what is that?”
“You’re going on an outing, aren’t you? “I made some simple lunch boxes.”
No…
You’ve only been waiting for a few minutes, but you’ve already packed your lunch?
“…Why are you looking at me suddenly?”
No.
Hoaran even packed his lunch in that short period of time, but Lilith wondered what he was doing during that time.
Seeing Lilith frowning as if she sensed something like that in my gaze, she quickly looked away and said,
“Then let’s get in.”
The two nodded at my words and headed to the passenger seat at the same time, then I saw them looking at each other.
“…Am I going to ride here? You ride in the back, right? You’re also carrying a lunchbox, right? “Wouldn’t it be uncomfortable to ride in the front?”
“The lunch box can be carried by the main woman. Lilith, wouldn’t it be better for you to ride in the back? “It’s spacious so it would be nice to lie down.”
“Do you think I’m some kind of fake person who lies down?”
“Then it wasn’t?”
Ah.
I don’t know why they do that with the passenger seat, which people in the know are reluctant to ride.
“There are times when it comes back. “You two just take turns riding.”
“…”
“…”
Lilith and Hoaran look at me at my words.
The two of them spoke for a moment as if there was nothing they could do.
“…I can’t help it.”
“I can’t help it.”
After saying that, we both tried to open the passenger seat again.
“Then when I go, I…”
“Then, when you go, the original woman…”
Lilith and Hoaran glare at each other.
…When can we leave?
We can leave within today, right…?
After many twists and turns, through my mediation, it was decided that it would be Hoaran on the way and Lilith on the way back.
That’s right, Lilith, I was able to somehow persuade her by asking her if she sat in the passenger seat while she was going to the botanical garden to meet Ariad last time.
It was quite embarrassing to see Lilith in the mirror looking uncomfortable behind me.
Anyway, that’s how we arrived at the zoo.
I looked up at the zoo, which was quite crowded with people, perhaps because I had just seen it on TV today.
“It’s so fucking big.”
On the way, I found out that the entire area around here had been transformed into a zoo, and it was really big.
“It’s ridiculously expensive.”
Maybe that’s why the entrance fee was so fucking expensive.
As I was complaining about the shockingly exorbitant price of 100,000 won for just one adult, Lilith looked at me and said.
“Why do you waste so much when you earn so much anyway?”
“That is that and this is this.”
If you make a lot of money and get into the habit of wasting it, you will end up regretting it someday.
Still…
“Hanzo, there is a bird with six wings over there. “Why don’t you go?”
Hoa-ran says that after looking at the pamphlet he picked up at the entrance.
Even though he hid his tails, I thought it didn’t matter when I saw Hoa-ran looking so excited that it gave me the illusion that I could see him swinging.
“I heard there’s something called a doppelganger out there. What should I do?”
“Was that an animal?”
“They say it’s a subspecies of slime? “It seems like they have no reason or intelligence and are treated like monsters.”
There are also monsters in this zoo.
Anyway, Lilith seems to be quite interested as well.
I felt like I had a good time coming to the zoo.
“So? What should we watch first? “Besides something that doesn’t look very interesting, like a bird with six wings, it’s also a doppelganger, right?”
“What…? “It has six wings. Why do you say it’s not fun?”
“Someone says that having nine tails and six wings is a big deal…”
Hearing Lilith’s muttering, Hoaran looked at Lilith and said.
“Did you say anything more when you saw her real wife?”
“Well…?”
“…No, kinda.”
I wish we would stop fighting over trivial things.
“Just look at what’s shown here in order.”
Perhaps for the sake of difficulty in selection, each area where various animals were gathered had numbers, so it was enough to just look at them in that order.
We prayed in the order closest to the entrance.
Lilith and Hoaran looked at each other at my words, then snorted happily and pulled my arms one by one and said,
“Then let’s go.”
“Let’s go quickly.”
Where?
To heaven?
I wish they would stop because it feels like my arm is going to be torn off.
