Chapter 446 – (2)
After that, many eyes were turned to us, but each time we walked down the street holding Carmina in our arms as if showing off.
“Hehe, this… I can truly enjoy the luxury of leisure.”
Thanks to this, I felt better and was able to see Carmina, who would have been wagging excitedly if she had a tail, which was a bonus.
Anyway, that’s where the two of us headed.
I should say it was a family-building assistance center exclusively for elves, but anyway, when I arrived at the facility created for that purpose, I was able to see a fairly large number of elves.
From what I heard, it seems that not only are they being recommended on a racial level, but they are also paying quite a lot of free gifts or money just for registering here…
I heard that there were many people looking for it, not necessarily just couples who wanted children, but there really were a lot.
Of course, here too, Nana and Carmina were attracted to a lot of aggro.
That’s it. Carmina, who clung to me and smiled happily, solved it.
I saw elves looking away as if they were regretful or envious, or elves forcibly looking away due to my husband’s glare or her side being twisted by her wife.
Well, anyway.
When I arrived at the facility, I took a waiting ticket and waited… When my turn finally came and I headed to the counter, the cringe-inducing receptionist looked up at me.
“Uh, what… What brought you here?”
“Before registering, I came to do something called a preliminary physical examination.”
After saying that, I politely handed out the ID card that Lilith had prepared for me.
Only then did the receptionist elf girl come to her senses and take the ID card I gave her. When she looked at the ID card, her eyes became even darker and she muttered.
“Ha, hi… Elf…?”
No.
What.
After all, according to the ID card prepared, I was a high elf.
I’ve never heard of this before.
“Ha, a high elf, why…”
An elf among elves.
I’m not a real elf, and the only elves I know are one or two elf sisters who are witches in the Ivory Tower, but I’m not close with them, so I didn’t know much about them.
I knew that high elves were a fairly special class among elves.
It felt like royalty to the elves, and of course their numbers were rare.
Guinevere, who went to catch Lilith, Hoaran, and Justitia when they were injured, was also one of the few high elves.
Anyway, the release was better than I expected…
No, in fact, the status of the disguise prepared by the succubus was too high.
As planned in advance… I glanced at Carmina next to me.
Then, Carmina quietly and naturally folded her arms around me.
He looked at Carmina, who was just staring at the receptionist girl, and the elf girl who didn’t know what to do with Carmina’s gaze, then patted Carmina’s head and said.
“Here, I heard that she helps couples have children. Am I wrong?”
“…Oh, no. You’re right. That’s right. Okay. “Then…Your wife too?”
The receptionist, who seemed frustrated after looking at Carmina for some reason, shook her head when asked.
“No, not this one in particular. I’m the only one registering. “She heard that’s okay.”
I knew in advance that sometimes both couples register, and sometimes only one party registers… To be honest, I had no intention of having Carmina register as it was only for infiltration purposes.
I heard she did this and that naked while doing physical exams and all.
As for women, she heard that elves, who were also women, would help her, but that was that and this was this.
She had no intention of showing Carmina her naked body anywhere.
“Ah, ah, yes. Then… We’ll register… For you. “It will take some time for the test to be ready, so I ask that she please be patient.”
“Hmm. “Please.”
After finishing her brief registration, she returned to her seat and sat down to find Carmina giggling.
“…Why are you smiling like that?”
“Hmm, after all, it feels good when the man of your choice is looked at with adoration by someone, and that such a man is your man.”
I got annoyed every time someone saw Carmina.
Carmina seems to have been the opposite.
No, whenever Carmina showed off that she was my girl, she felt good when she saw other elves who were watching me and Carmina dying, so I guess we can understand that as such.
When I thought about it that way, I understood it a little bit.
“Now. So make her happy a little more, hero.”
Carmina leans towards me with a bright smile.
Well, I said this was fun and there was no reason not to do it, so I decided to do as Carmina said.
Perhaps because of my status as a high elf, it was my turn quickly even though there were several more people in front of me.
To achieve this, did they bother to forge the identity of a high elf?
Anyway, she followed the elf who guided her and entered the physical examination room… Thanks to that, Carmina had to wait outside for a while.
“…It seems a little different from what I heard. Why are they all women?”
Apparently, from what I heard, in the case of elf female swordsmen, they are always female, and on the other hand, in the case of male elf swordsmen, they are either male or a mixture of women.
For some reason, all the elves who came to help me with my examination were women, so I saw some of them flinch when I asked.
Then… An elf came forward and spoke cautiously.
“S-sorry. “There is a shortage of workers, so if you want me or a man to assist with the examination, I think you will have to wait a little longer.”
Hmm…
Well, there were a lot of people.
Putting all that aside, the reason I got tested first was probably because my disguised status was that of a high elf, but it seemed a bit unfair to say something like that.
It doesn’t really matter anyway.
So she nodded and said.
“Well then, let’s just get it checked out.”
“Go, thank you!”
Thank you.
What?
Then, I soon understood.
The elves are blushing as they look at us.
When she noticed where the gaze filled with envy and longing was directed, she understood.
My face.
Even by the standards of elves, who are all handsome men and fairies, he is now ridiculously handsome.
Moreover, I didn’t know it, but my fake identity was now that of a High Elf, a fairly special identity among elves.
I understood how I looked in the eyes of other elves.
Is it.
Is this the life of an alpha male or something?
Even though they don’t know anything about me, they just give me a friendly look based on my appearance and status.
It was a feeling I had never experienced in my life.
“Excuse me… I need you to change into these clothes before the examination…”
Anyway, while I was wondering if this was the life of an alpha male, I saw an elf carrying some clothes.
However…
“…Aren’t the clothes too thin?”
“Huh, I didn’t do anything stupid. After all, it’s an official outfit…!”
“No, I just said it was thin.”
I didn’t say anything.
…I thought that the life of an alpha male must be tiring, so I nodded and said.
“I get it. “It’s just a matter of changing clothes.”
Then, I held out my hand to ask for clothes…
In fact, the elves, who were very angry, approached me without giving me any clothes.
“Well, then I’ll help you change your clothes…”
Then, I tried to take off the clothes I was wearing.
“…There’s no need for that. “I can at least change my clothes myself.”
A case like this had already happened once at Carmina’s palace.
At that time, I was still very weak physically, and I had been under a lot of pressure from Carmina and Karura the day before… I woke up and got beaten while I was unconscious, but now I was in good shape, so I had no intention of getting beaten.
“B-but…”
“I said I could wear it.”
“S-sorry.”
In the end, with a tearful expression on my face, I took the clothes from the elf who held out the exam uniform… And changed my clothes in the locker room.
No, really.
There is a dressing room in the room, so is it right to suddenly try to take my clothes off?
I was confused as to whether it was because he was so handsome, or whether it was because of the chains he had left behind for some reason.
In the latter case, it’s probably not because I didn’t mix with those elves.
The answer was clearly that he had become too handsome.
Alpha males are really tired.
I thought it was a good thing that I wasn’t that good-looking, as it was enough for me to just be loved by my wives.
Anyway.
When I changed my clothes and came out, I took various tests while being stared at while taking a deep breath.
Starting with height, weight, and many more…
It seemed to be the same as the physical examination you get before becoming a dispenser, except that it didn’t check things like dick length, girth, and semen quantity or condition.
I skipped that test because Lilith inspected it herself.
Although I am a branch leader without a branch yet, I have heard about the standards and methods for selecting dispensers as a branch leader, so I have a general idea… I was able to know that the inspection process itself was the same here and there.
No, whatever.
The purpose was similar.
The dispenser targets an unspecified number of different races, and the only difference here is that it is a facility of elves, by elves, for elves.
One of the duties of a dispenser was to impregnate women of different races who wanted to get pregnant… The only other thing that mattered was which race they were targeting.
Here, whatever.
It’s a facility for elf men to get elf women pregnant.
Anyway, it was just when I thought the test would be over.
Somehow, the elves whose faces were getting redder throughout the inspection approached me.
“Is this the end?”
I asked if it was all over now, but the elves were irritated.
Soon, the elf who spoke to me on behalf of the elves earlier opened his mouth.
“Okay, this isn’t the end… Ma, for the last swordsman… Woah, Duke Hwang, how much better…”
“What are you testing for?”
“S-sorry. Ha, but testing for sexual function is also necessary… Yes, if there is a problem, we also have measures in place to treat or improve it, so please…”
No, that’s not it.
Why is that even the same?
“…By any chance, is the size measured using a mechanical device?”
The elf said, flinching at my words.
“Oh, did you know…?”
Know…
It’s me, even though I became a dispenser because Lilith took over for me, it was a test I’ve never taken before.
I’ve heard about how the test is done, and I’ve also heard a lot of stories about it.
Most people who became dispensers looked back on it as the most subtle moment in the process of becoming a dispenser.
“…Do you have to do that?”
“S-sorry. “It’s a rule, no matter how high elf you are…”
…Hmm.
“…I can’t help it.”
If they say no, I’ll have to criticize them.
Is it possible?
