Chapter 338 – Cosplay Sex Is Truly the Best (1)
It was several hours later that Aileya finally calmed down.
Although she was still under the watchful eye of Lilith, Hoaran, and Justitia, she felt like she had calmed down and barely achieved balance thanks to Carmina, Karura, and Aria Drang Sati, who were ordinary people compared to those three. .
In fact, before finding out everyone’s identity, the person Aileya followed the most was Hoaran, but now she was hugged, or should I say, right next to Karura, who was next in line.
Also, she was holding onto Carmina’s sleeve with one hand, and in the meantime, Ariad was comforting Aileya by cooing.
Thanks to you, I was very envious.
It’s not Aileya, I want to be in the middle…
Of those three, there isn’t a single one that Aileya can truly feel at ease with, which she will find out later as time passes, but it will probably be okay since Aileya will have adapted by then.
Anyway, that’s it.
Carmina, who was on duty today… Has improved a lot compared to before, so now she’s filled her stomach with bread the size of a human being, and Eileya must have calmed down to some extent.
Slowly, it was time.
Aileya got her share of ejaculation today, but her other wives still had today’s mandatory defense battle left.
But before that…
“Sati, can you take it out then?”
“Ah yes…!”
Sati nodded at what I said and got up and went to get the things I told her to keep secret. Lilith, who was looking at me with suspicious eyes, said,
“…Is that it? What?”
Lilith’s gaze was full of distrust, and my heart ached a little.
What on earth do you think of me, why is Sati looking at me like that when I don’t even know what she went to get?
What did I do?
“…Hanzo, she believes in Hanzo as her real wife.”
Even Hoa-ran, whom I trusted, said that in words and gave me a suspicious look, which really broke my heart.
Just when it seemed like I couldn’t stand the gaze of the two and everything would blow away, Sati came back.
“Go, I brought it…!”
She said she was hiding it so that no one would see it. She must have hidden it in one of the pockets in the subspace where she kept food, holy water, and other miscellaneous items. Sati, who brought the whole bag with her, said so.
“Thank you, Sati.”
“Oh, no… It wasn’t anything special.”
No, it’s a big deal in itself to hide it so that everyone doesn’t find out.
Anyway, even though it wasn’t anything special, she patted Sati’s head, which must have been having a hard time hiding it from everyone’s eyes, and took it out of her pocket.
Last time Lilith asked if she was hiding something, she was scared because she thought she had been caught.
When I took out the brown paper bag, everyone’s puzzled looks were directed at me.
“Hmm?”
Except Justitia.
I think he noticed what it was because he was staring at the envelope I took out and then quickly chuckled, but I don’t know what I could do to notice it just by looking at the envelope.
“What is that?”
“…I thought you were going to bring out some strange clothes again.”
“Are you Hanzo?”
“My dear?”
“Joo Han?”
Of course, unlike Justitia, who seemed to have a vague idea of what this was, the rest were urging me to quickly reveal what it was.
Anyway, at his urging, I took out the contents of the envelope.
What I took out of the envelope was just less than ten pages of documents.
That was natural because there were as many documents as everyone else.
When everyone’s eyes turned to the document I had taken out, I felt my face getting hot for no reason, so I scratched my cheek and said,
“I won’t be able to submit it anyway, but I thought it would be nice to at least feel good about it.”
In today’s world, it is a document that is evaluated as the most difficult, but it is also a document that causes many difficulties for wives to submit.
Everyone fell silent at the words “Marriage Registration” Written in bold letters at the top of the document.
In this world with so much diversity, with so many different races, different worlds, different cultures and histories, marriage registration itself was not something that was done very often.
Some people have lived in a world where monogamy is natural, some have polygamy, and some have polyandry…
There was a world where it was common for people to unite if they felt like it, regardless of marriage or anything else, so much so that even the world government was known to think that it would be better to just leave them to live as they please.
But the other day, on the day the mermaid incident broke out, I was walking around to buy swimsuits that I was going to ask my wives to wear, and when I saw a couple passing by happily saying that they had registered their marriage, I felt like I wanted to do the same, so I quickly went to a nearby government office. It was an item that was pulled out.
The incident happened right after that and it was difficult to bring it up, so I told Sati to hide it.
If I had brought it up at that time, wouldn’t it have looked like I had brought it up to diffuse the situation?
Anyway.
This time, Aileya will join the family, so I thought now was the right time to bring it up…
“…Excuse me?”
Why is everyone reacting so strangely?
Carmina and Karura looked like they were thinking something, but the others were staring at the document I was holding.
It might have been something I did for nothing.
Lilith, Hoaran, and Justitia are twenty-two-year-old heroes, so I knew what would happen if I submitted a marriage certificate with those three.
Aside from the fact that it had been kept a secret so far, there was also the possibility that people would come in from all over.
In other words, there wouldn’t be any problem if I submitted a marriage certificate with everyone except those three.
Polygamy and polyandry are very common in this world.
I heard that among men, the man with the most wives was over 200.
The reason I say it was over 200 is because the man was squeezed to death by over 200 wives.
I remember hearing from Lilith that this happened when the dispenser system had not yet been established.
He was a man of considerable skill for a human, but he was somehow taken to a village of Lamia, where he was forcibly married to all the Lamia in that village, and was sucked to death.
Conversely, I heard that among women, the one with the most husbands is over 30.
Anyway, in that kind of world, there wouldn’t be a problem if I registered my marriage with everyone at the same time… But it’s also strange to do it except for those three.
As such, writing a marriage report that could not be submitted together was only a matter of self-satisfaction.
“If you don’t feel like it, just…”
“Give it to me.”
“Huh?”
“Didn’t you hear? “It’s different.”
“Uh, yes.”
When I handed a copy to Lilith, she quietly read the document I handed her and said,
“Anyway, really. “I heard you really like doing useless things.”
Even as she said that, Lilith was gently wagging her tail.
Yes, fortunately it didn’t seem like I did anything for nothing.
“What on earth is that, Lilith?”
Carmina was seen tilting her head and asking Lilith.
“Therefore…”
As she listened to Lilith’s explanation, Carmina’s eyes began to shine brighter and brighter.
In the meantime, Hoa-ran hesitated and came to me and said.
“Uh, Hanzo…? “Can you give it to your maid as well?”
“Of course.”
That’s what I brought it with in the first place.
On the contrary, I would have been sad if Hoa-ran had said he would not accept it.
“Are you going to give it to me too?”
“Yes, here.”
After Lilith, I gave it to Hoaran and Justitia.
“Hero! “Hurry up and give it to her too!”
After listening to Lilith’s entire explanation, I received a headbutt from Carmina.
Anyway, she ended up handing out a copy to everyone.
“Hoaran! Hoaran! “How should I read this?”
“Well, this one too…”
“Um, this is…”
“Well, even if someone like me uses something like this…”
“What can I say, write it quickly because no one cares?”
Hoaran helped Carmina and Karura, who had not yet crossed over to this world and had not yet learned the official language created and distributed by the world government, and Lilith urged Sati, who was intimidated for no reason, to complete the marriage registration. They came back to me.
I don’t know why they’re giving this back to me, but when I think about it, it’s easier to keep it all at once rather than splitting it up for each person who can’t submit it anyway.
Anyway, after reading the marriage certificates I received from everyone…
“Uh…”
Something’s a little strange.
“What’s the matter?”
“Why are you doing that? “It’s Hanzo.”
“What’s going on?”
“What is it?”
“No, that.”
I was wondering whether I should say this or not, and decided not to say it.
Except for Sati, Aileya, and Karura, I felt like it wouldn’t be good to mention why all the fields where age had to be written were left blank.
I call her master now, but the shocking truth is that Sati, who used to call me her brother until recently, is older than me, and my sister Eileya is not even a few years older than me… In fact, she is the youngest in our family except for me. I decided to just leave it there.
“…Nothing. Rather, just wait a moment. “I have something else to give you.”
“What else? “You must be bothering me.”
Saying that, leaving behind Lilith, who was waving her tail with an expectant look on her face, she brought in what she had kept aside, keeping this a secret from Sati as well.
I saw the excited expression on Lilith’s face that I had seen just moments ago turn cold after seeing what I had brought.
“…What is that?”
“No, that’s it. “I think it will suit everyone.”
To be exact, I thought it would be really ugly if everyone wore them, so I bought all the clothes that caught my eye while I was heading home with a bunch of marriage certificates in hand.
“Hey, this pervert bastard…”
I spoke confidently as I looked at Lilith, who gave me a compliment coupon today again, and everyone else’s disgusted expressions, although not as much as Lilith’s.
“Wear this today.”
