Chapter 50 – Jenny’s Maid Class (1)
Jenny exchanged her good wishes with her manu and entered his mansion.
The interior of Manu’s mansion was neat, simple, and clean. Jenny and Manu sat at the living room table. Manu said with a kind smile.
“Today will be the first class.”
“Yes!”
“What I am going to teach you is a time-honored maid martial art called Maid Sal (kill) method. This martial art was created by powerful ancient maids who served the first warrior. In ancient times, maids created an organization called the Shadow Maids and taught them the method of killing maids.”
“Wow! Then, is the Shadow Maid somewhere?”
“The Shadow Maids are deep in the mountains. “I can’t teach you because you aren’t qualified yet.”
“Have you been there, Master?”
“I was born and raised there. When I turned 19, I came down to see the world and began my first social life as a maid at the royal palace. Now that I think about it, I’m the same age as you are now.”
Manu looked at her into space with faint eyes, as if recalling her old memories of her. Manu turned her gaze back to Jenny and asked a question.
“Can you guess where the maid killing method originated?”
“Ugh… Housework?”
Hehe. You guessed it right. The maid killing method was created from the household chores that maids usually do, such as cooking, cleaning, sewing, and serving refreshments. All martial arts require a solid foundation, so if you want to learn the maid killing method, you must be good at housework.”
“I am good at housework and I like it!”
“It’s a good mindset. Then, before teaching you how to kill a maid, shall we check your skills? Come outside.”
Manu got up from her table and went out into the yard, and Jenny followed suit.
Manu and Jenny stood facing each other in the yard. She asks Manu with a knowing look.
“Did you fully enjoy the slaughter before coming?”
Jenny’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Uh? How did you know?”
“A maid can smell blood even from a drop of blood. “It smells like the blood of a man in his late 20s.”
“Wow! You’re amazing! But I don’t particularly enjoy slaughter!”
“Then what is the smell of blood?”
“A bug-like thing touched my body and scolded me. Because only you can touch my body.”
Manu smiles in sympathy.
Hehe. I understand everything. “I also sent several people to the abyss when I was Jenny’s age.”
Hehe. I’m glad Master understands.”
“Let’s stop chatting here and check out your real skills.”
Chuck
Manu suddenly takes out her broom, holds it with both her hands, and poses her feet as well.
“Miss Jenny. There must be at least a weapon hidden inside the maid uniform, right? Attack as you like.”
“Then please take care of me!”
Jenny takes her kitchen knife from her arms, the sharp blade glinting in the sun. Jenny rushed at Manu.
Ta-da-da-da-da
“Going!! Ahahaha!!”
As Jenny slams her kitchen knife into Manu’s face, Manu pulls out her broom knife and blocks it with her top block.
Chaeaeang
Jenny jumps behind her, leans down and stabs Manu in the knee. Manu pulls back her knees to dodge and at the same time swings her broom at Jenny’s face.
Swooooo
Jenny narrowly avoids the broom by quickly lifting her upper body and doing a back tumble. As soon as her foot touches the ground, Jenny sticks out her kitchen knife, kicks the ground, and shoots it at Manu.
“Yaaaaa!”
When Jenny flashily moves her kitchen knife to only attack Manu’s temples, wrists, and knees, Manu blocks them all by swinging her broom and knife like a dual sword.
Chaeng Chae Chaeng Shuuuuung Kang Chae Aeng
The moment when Jenny whirled her kitchen knife around, held it back, and struck it on Manu’s wrist.
Manu’s roundhouse kick hit Jenny’s wrist.
Wow
Jenny lost her grip on the kitchen knife due to shock and the knife flew away.
Manu quickly extends the tip of the broom stick towards Jenny’s uvula.
“Miss Jenny! It’s over now!”
Sooooo much
Jenny wrapped the broom stick around a wire saw she had retrieved from somewhere and bent it, stopping it from reaching the uvula by a narrow margin.
Manu is amazed.
“What a great improvisation. But improvisation alone cannot overcome technology and power.”
As Manu pushes the broom stick against her uvula, Jenny holds on to the wire saw with both hands and lets out a moan.
“Uuuuu! Shut up!!!”
When Manu suddenly pulls the broom stick he was pushing, Jenny is taken away.
Wow
Manu pushed Jenny hard with the sole of her foot and kicked her.
“Aaaaah!!!”
Jenny lost her wire saw and went flying to the other side of her, screaming. The moment Jenny hit the ground she pivoted her body like a cat and centered herself on her feet, creating a trailing trail on her ground. One Sanga Jenny was kicking her knuckles with her left hand and holding her scissors in reverse with her right hand.
Manu put her sword on her broom and spoke in a kind voice.
“I have seen enough skills to this extent. There are a lot of things to fix.”
Jenny shouted with a bright face, hiding her knuckles and scissors in her maid uniform.
“Thank you!”
Manu approaches Jenny, and she speaks with a solemn expression.
“I think Jenny has excellent physical ability. But that’s it. You are a raw stone with no finesse or skill. With your physical abilities, you could probably turn an ordinary human into meat paste. However, in front of a trained knight, it is nothing more than a troublesome prey.”
“I was thinking that too.”
Jenny nods her head in agreement.
“And Miss Jenny has a bigger problem. “You are a maid, but you don’t fight like a maid.”
“What does that mean?”
“Do the maids use knuckles or wire saws?”
“Ah…!”
Jenny realized her mistake and let out an exclamation.
“Knuckles and wire saws are literally weapons for killing, not tools for household chores. “Jenny is disqualified from being a maid because she carries those things around.”
“Sorry!”
“I understand because it’s my first time. The basis of the maid killing law is housework. To learn how to kill a maid, you must become a true maid, and a maid must carry tools for housework. Things like brooms, kitchen knives, needles, etc. For your information, it was great that you carried a kitchen knife and scissors.”
“Understand! I’ll do it right next time!”
“Please. Then we take a break for about 10 minutes and then start class.”
Manu and Jenny sat on a chair in the shade, drank water, and caught their breath. After 10 minutes, Manu said.
“Let’s begin today’s lesson. The goal of the morning class is to make noodles.”
“Noodles?”
“Yes. Let’s start with the dough, make delicious noodles, and eat them for lunch. There is a hidden secret in all of this process, so you must learn it properly.”
“I understand!!”
“I’m going to make it in the yard, so let’s bring the supplies. Everyone must lift it with their bare hands.”
While Manu carried the bag of flour with one hand, Jenny filled the basin with water and lifted it up. Before I knew it, the ingredients and tools to make noodles had gathered in the yard.
“The basis of noodles is dough. Let’s make the dough. Ah. You’ll need a solid stone table for this. “Bring the stone tables over there.”
Looking where Manu pointed, there were two rectangular stone tables the height of standing desks. Jenny held the heavy stone table with both hands and dragged it.
“Ok. “Turn it off.”
“Hmm. Is that weight too much? I think I need more training. “
Jenny also brought another stone table.
“This stone table is my favorite table when I cook. Now let’s make the dough.”
Manu and Jenny mixed flour and water to make their own dough and then percussed it on the stone table. Since it hasn’t been kneaded sufficiently yet, it lacks elasticity and stickiness.
Manu explained to Jenny.
“From now on, I will alternately beat the dough with both palms. This is a training method to train your hands. Watch what I do and follow along.”
“All right! “Master!”
Manu spread her feet slightly shoulder-width apart and raised her right hand up with her palm open. She then raised her left hand while slamming the dough down with the floor of her right hand.
Paaaaang
“I’m hitting you hard with my whole palm!”
The wind blows around with the sounds of waves. Manu hit the dough with her left hand this time.
Paaaaang
“Can you see it?! Apply even pressure to all areas of your palm! The force of your palm passes through the dough and hits it as if it were going down on a stone table!”
This time too, the sound of pagong-eum comes out. Manu excitedly pounded the dough with her right and left hands.
Paiaang Paiaang Paiaang Paiaang Paiaang
You can see the dough trembling with great force and becoming stickier. Jenny saw Manu like that and captured his heart.
“I have to follow my teacher and work hard!”
Jenny followed Manu and hit the dough with both palms.
Paaaaang Paaaaang Paaaaang Paaaaang
The joyful harmony of dough between teacher and disciple resonates in the yard.
Manu and Jenny repeated the 10-minute beating and 3-minute rest approximately three times. Before we knew it, Manu and Jenny’s clothes were soaked with sweat.
Manu looked at Jenny’s dough and praised it with a bright smile.
“Ho ho ho. It was my first time, but I did well. You’ve made a really sticky and elastic dough. Now let’s make noodles.”
Manu grabbed one side of the dough and started turning it.
Boo boo Boo boo
The dough stretches and becomes incredibly long and thin like noodles. He has tremendous arm strength and sense of balance. Manu twirled the thin dough without any disturbance and lifted it upwards with enthusiasm.
“Yaaaaa!!!”
As the long string of noodles rose into the sky and stood vertically, Manu hit the pot like a whip.
Booooo
A length of exactly one noodle is cut into the mouth of the pot and placed into the pot. Before the dough touches the ground, Manu raises his spirits and raises it again, causing the dough to wave and stand vertically.
“Hwaaaaap!!”
Buuuuung
When Manu repeated this several times, the pot contained only strands of noodles neatly cut to a certain length. Manu instructs Jenny, wiping away the sweat from her forehead.
“Miss Jenny. The key is that the dough does not touch the ground and that the width and length of the noodles are consistent. It may be difficult at first, but give it a try.”
“Oh! All right! I will work hard!”
Jenny, like Manu, made noodles by swirling the dough and hitting the pot, but it was covered in dirt and the width and length were not consistent.
Jenny’s face becomes depressed.
