Chapter 84 – Forest of Minions (1)
Sofia-sama seems excited about Ranran’s first battle. Excitedly, I flipped around.
“Go Ranran!”
“Yes…”
Ranran pouted her mouth and stepped forward. The wild man was startled and aimed a club at Lanlan.
“Vampire? My blood tastes bad! Go away!”
“Ranran.”
Chunsol’s voice was low.
“You can’t tell the difference between a vampire and a vampire. Ranran. Originally, a vampir should not be picky, but that ignorant is an exception. Stupidity can spread, so just make the porridge.”
He looked so angry that he couldn’t even think of his usual Cheonsol. It must have been an unbearable insult to Cheon-Sol, who was full of pride in being a superior race to vampires.
“Really?”
Ranran, who had been downcast, regained her energy.
“Can I really not eat it?”
“Ranran hasn’t even passed the stage of eating to live. If you don’t eat unbalanced, I won’t order you to eat junk food.”
“Wow! Mom is the best!”
Ranran, who had hurrahed for her, was so happy that she jumped up and down. The wild human pulled her butt back and growled, as if taking Ranran’s joy as a threat.
“Here is our territory! Go! Hiss!”
The wild man swung his club into the air. Sophia vigorously stretched out her arm.
“Ranran! Body headbutt!”
“Eh. There’s something dirty on your clothes.”
“Ranran!”
For this day, there was a magic spell taught to Ranran.
“Memorize that spell!”
“Yes!”
Ranran covered her chest with both arms and glanced at Sophia.
“No! No! Don’t!”
“What?”
Sophia lost her words in bewilderment. The eyes looking at me were out of focus.
“The master doesn’t give strange instructions! The light horse’s spell worked!”
“So then. It’s a spell someone taught me. I have to use it well during battles from now on?”
“Yes!”
Ranran, who had knocked down her goddess before the battle began, punched the wild human.
“Die!”
Ranlan’s veins burst and his blood gushed out, clumping into his fist like her glove.
“Queueek!!”
The wild man who had been hit in the face flew away with a pig-picking sound. He fell to the floor, and the effect of a star spinning above his head appeared.
“Sophia. Is that a sign that she fainted? In Earth’s game, the stun effect is made like that, so it must be the same in God’s game? But why doesn’t it disappear? “
“Huh?”
Sophia looked at me more frightened than before. It was the same with Cheonsol, Christa, and slave spirits.
The only people who didn’t change their eyes looking at me were Ranran and Ebni.
Tick-tack!
Lulu is not yet a human. She actually doesn’t know if she will become a person even if she is born. Since her mom is a death knight, won’t she become undead?
Burr!
“And, Gwangmaya. Did she hurt her head by any chance? Or did she feel nostalgic for her short visit to her hometown?”
“No, that’s right. Are you okay?”
“Why are you doing this?”
“I thought Yohan hurt his head because he said something so clever.”
Isn’t that usually the opposite? If a head injury makes you smarter, South Korean college students would have lived with a head injury.
“I was originally wise. Call me a wise man from Earth.”
“It’s a wild horse. A sage can’t be named so easily.”
“No, I have enough qualifications as a sage.”
Every man has the qualities of a sage. The more men who have gone through sage time, the higher their legitimacy.
“Anyway, as John said, if you cut off all the wild people’s stamina, they will pass out and become captureable. You can persuade them, but this is the standard.”
“So are you going to catch it? I hope you don’t.”
“In case you don’t know, just look at the ability.”
Sophia, who confirmed her abilities, shrugged her shoulders.
“I have no talent at all. I just have to let go.”
As Sofia swung his arm around, the feral man disappeared. I suddenly remembered and asked.
“I’m sending them back after assaulting wild humans who were living fine. What do the highly sensitive gods say?”
“It’s okay, it’s okay. Most of the gods who say what are you talking about are rich?
“Of course, this is an act worthy of being criticized. The battle just now can be said to be part of the test to become the Master’s minion. Just not taking one’s life by failing is a merciful act.”
The smell of blood was thick from Cheonsol’s words. Also, the Vampire Heavenly Demon.
Wait, Cheonsol is a race that handles blood, but is it the Heavenly Horse? Since it is closer to blood religion than demonic religion, shouldn’t we call it blood demon?
“Cheonsol likes blood demons?”
“Don’t talk nonsense and praise Ranran. Aren’t the children expecting it?”
“Ah!”
I almost forgot the praise of my cute daughter for winning the first battle. This petty indifference builds up and separates her father-daughter relationship.
You have to be careful.
“Our Ranran! Congratulations on winning the first battle! How could you kill even a wild human with one shot! The technique of manipulating the blood and wrapping it around your fist was really good!”
Hehe.”
Ranran’s pointy ears twitched. She opened her mouth just right, her sharp fangs peeping out.
“She thinks so too. The act of wounding her to use her own blood isn’t very efficient, but Ranran has her self-healing, so it’ll be fine.”
“Yeah! Just recover with self-healing! Bond is E rank, so you can use it 4 times!”
While listening to Ranran’s bragging, Ebni approached Sofia with a bubbly sound.
“Ebni too…”
“Ah. Is it a pity that only her sister battled?”
Sophia stroked Ebni’s hair.
“When Ebni grows up, let’s battle her?”
“…”
Nod.
Ebni approached me again. I stretched out her arms and gave her a hug.
“Dad…”
“You want to grow up quickly? If you eat well, sleep well, listen to your father and mother, you will grow up quickly.”
“Promise…”
I promised Ebni and her little finger. Ranran’s ears perked up less than before.
“Then shall we continue our walk? Now that I’m here, I need to find five wild humans.”
“It would be good for Ranran to gain experience before entering the regular season.”
“She is of the same opinion as the original woman.”
We walked through the woods again.
-Uh? There are herbs over there!
In the middle, Christa found an herb and stopped for a moment. Mini-Me Lirota was able to do delicate work as much as she was small, so she succeeded in digging up her herb cups without damaging them.
-It’s a health herb. Drink the decoction to restore a minion’s health. It is mainly used to heal minions suffering from the aftereffects of battle.
After listening to Christa, an earth spirit and herbalist, another wild human appeared.
“A woman who walks on two legs…”
To be precise, it was a wild dryad.
“Sophia. It’s a wild human forest. Are dryads human too?”
“Oops. It stuck to my mouth because I stopped by the earth where there were only humans. It’s not a wild man, it’s a forest of wild minions. All kinds of minions come out.”
“Okay.”
“What. You can make mistakes!”
I didn’t even make fun of him, but Sophia got angry. Is it because he usually makes fun of me so much that he bursts into anger at all?
Just like Pavlov’s dog salivates when he rings the bell. Sophia has developed a habit of getting angry when you point out her mistakes.
When the goddess gets angry, her heart jumps, so it was a really good habit. She should be teased more often in the future.
“Mom. What is a dryad?”
“I’m guessing it’s a tree that looks and feels, but I think it’s a human who has become one with the tree.”
“Similar. It belongs to the spirit species similar to Christa and Lirota, but it has a human-like body. You could call it half-human and half-jung.”
“Half-man and half-true?”
That’s a pretty lame nickname. It means that an ancient human race was created by having sex with a spirit.
I also have a desire to be the beginning of a tribe. I want to write Get Christa pregnant.
-Ah. I should be a mini-me too.
As befits her high-ranking spirit, Christa’s ability to avoid crises was astounding.
“It’s good if it’s half-human and half-hearted. There will be blood.”
“I see. Ranran. Come and show your skills.”
“Yes!”
Although her mother and daughter made a great scene, her trainer was not Chun-Sol. Sophia gracefully stretched out her arms.
“Go Ranran!”
“Yes!”
“Vampire? No It’s broad daylight, so it’s a vampire. Vampires are rare. It’s strange.”
The dryad looked at Ranran and licked her lips. Ran-lan gnawed at the mound of dirt beneath her feet.
She tried to warn her, but Chun-Sol stopped her.
“It’s a child’s battle.”
“Okay. Even if it happens, it will be a good experience for Ranran.”
“Ranran! The dryads have taken root in the ground! Harm!”
Cheonsol glared at Sophia and let out a sigh.
“Ha. Since you are both a trainer and a minion, this is a natural advice.”
“Yap!”
Ranran soared into the air to avoid the tree roots rising from the ground.
“Stupid Vampire.”
The dryad laughed at Ranlan and stretched out her tree trunk. The stems wriggling like tentacles tried to restrain Ranran.
“Ranran is smart! She’s Evni, Avril, and Ruru’s older sister!”
Ranlan raised her fingernails and scratched her arm. She turned her blood into dozens of blades and tore her stem into several pieces.
Some of her bloody blades missed, but Ranran avoided them by spinning her body in the air. After her somersault, Ranran landed on her floor.
“It took.”
Thick tree roots wrapped around Lanran’s ankles.
