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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 78

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 78

Chapter 78 – End of Pre-Season (1)

It is the second day since Ranran has entered his puberty and the final day of the preseason.

I made a sandwich for my teenage daughter. Bread made with ambrosia bread cut into thick slices and vegetables from the refrigerator.

Fiddling, fidgeting

Ebni also participated in making sandwiches. With fern-like hands, knead the bread and insert the vegetables.

“Complete…”
“Did you make it?”
“Yes…”

Thump thump

Ebni closed her eyes tightly and enjoyed my petting. As she put the finished sandwiches in a handmade basket, Chunsol held out a lump that looked like a sage.

“I finished Vampir’s special paper. It’s my first time cooking, so I don’t know if it went well, but I hope Ranran enjoys it.”
“Great job.”

I offered to make it if I just gave the recipe, but Cheon-Sol declined. Vampir’s traditional food is said to be effective when Vampir makes it.

I don’t know what effect is attached to the food I eat to fill my stomach, but it’s not that I can’t understand it because medicinal dishes have existed on Earth.

“Since the picnic is ready, we should call Ranran. Cheonsol wants to go?”
“It would be better for her to go to a madman rather than a bonnyeo.”
“Okay.”

Smart

Ranran knocked on the door. When the door was opened, a cluttered room appeared due to less tidying up.

There’s only a bed, a closet, and a few clothes, and I don’t know how she messed up.

Apparently, Ranran has nothing to do with her tidying up.

“Why?”
“I’m ready, so come out.”
“Okay.”

Little Ranran said, ‘I like picnics!’ She must have hugged me. Why did the father-daughter relationship become so bleak?

She came out, erasing her bitter aftertaste. Ranran stared blankly at Ebni, who was held tightly in my arms.

“Ranran, would you like to take care of your younger sister?”

Cheonsol held out Lulu. Ranran hugged Lulu roughly.

“It can’t be helped. Her sister will take care of her brother.”

Burr!

As her Lulu trembled violently, Ranran gave strength to her arm. Lulu stopped her vibration and calmed down.

-You can just cut the stone flat to make a chair.
– So you became a slave. If you can just sit, sit on the ground. Why make a chair? You don’t have to use your aesthetic sense.
– Sigh. Then you do
-There is a working spirit, so why am I working? Don’t talk nonsense, make it prettier!

The spirits were also busy preparing for a picnic. She saw a stone chair made by Lirota, and she deserved a beating.

A picnic is an event where you spread a mat and sit on the ground. If the chair is that high, you have to bend over to pick up the food.

“Make it out of clay, not stone. Don’t make it too high, but make it convex enough to feel the cushioning.”
– Did you hear? In the first place, stone chairs were nonsense. Since you’re a rock spirit, I told you not to think that other people will be comfortable with stones.
-I’m sure your ears will bleed…

Ranran hurriedly ran and put her hand on Lirota’s ear.

“Quickly shed!”
-Yes?
“Give me your blood!”
-Yes…

Lilotta wept and shed tears of her blood. Ranlan accepted and ate it with a satisfied smile.

“Mmm. Delicious.”
“Is the spirit’s blood that delicious?”
“Mom knows how delicious it is.”
“That’s true. Even among the spiritual creatures in my hometown, there were few that tasted like blood as well as Lirota.”
“Is not it?”

Similar mother and daughter show similar smiles.

“I’m here!”

Sophia appeared with several large baskets. Because of my body shape, I couldn’t stack the lunchbox high, so I held it in both hands and pushed the remaining basket with my feet.

“I’ll take it.”
“Gren!”

Sophia-sama has improved a lot. They seemed excited because it was the day when the results of the long pre-season came out.

Sophia was also the one who brought up the picnic proposal. Let’s check the results while eating in the garden.

I liked it because it was full of romance.

“Look what I bought! Voila!”

Sophia, who had laid a mat in a place where the word convex dirt floor would be more appropriate than a dirt chair, opened the basket.

The basket contained steaming white bread, as well as various meats and fruits.

“It’s a feast. Where did you buy it?”
“Picnic Set from Demeter Shop and Assorted Grilled Sehrimnir from Valhalla Shop!”

I thought the Demeter Shop only sold ambrosia for the poor, but it wasn’t.

“Let’s go. Everyone, let’s eat before it gets cold!”
“Wow!”
“Excited…”

The kids cheered for joy. I ate the salad first and Chunsol picked the meat first.

The salad was delicious with the freshness of the ingredients. The bread is delicious, the meat is also delicious.

“What is this, mom? It’s so delicious! It’s the best blood Ranran has ever eaten!”
Hehe. The original woman made it for Ranran. It’s a relief that it fit in her mouth.”
“Tell me how to make Ranrando!”
“Okay. Let’s make eggplant later.”
“Yes!”

It is also seen that the relationship between her mother and daughter is getting better. Not envious

“This…”
“My Ebni. Do you like sprout vegetables?”
“Yes…”

As a child with elf blood, he served vegetable sprouts without dressing to Ebni, who likes vegetarian food.

You can enjoy the essence of salad without dressing. Ebni, who has good taste, ate the no dressing salad and smiled brightly.

“Drink…”

Not even cute As Ebni’s hair was tousled, Ranran sneaked closer.

“Do you want to eat orchid too?”
“Yes.”

Ranran frowned as she ate the no-dressing salad.

“It tastes awful!”
“Things like that happen, too…”

I’m not an evil father who says that my daughter doesn’t like me.

Rather good One less mouth, so I can eat more.

-Do we have anything to eat?
“Huh? Spirits eat food too?”
-I don’t eat…
“Lilotta. If you want to create a mood, eat some dirt.”
-Sobbing…

On the subject of slavery, he struck a blow at Lirota, who wanted to sit with the owner. Despite being a crybaby, he only has a strong appetite.

The basket was only half empty, but the boat was full. Excited Sophia prepared too much food.

Laying down with a pat on her swollen belly, Niebni quickly took her side. Originally, Ranran took the other side of her, but Ruru took it.

“Okay…”

Ranlan grunts like a puppy. Am I torn between the desire to lie down with me and the pride of an adolescent?

I hope so.

“Hiyaa. Great. I did well in the game of the gods, had a picnic in the garden with my minions, and I’m really happy!”

Sophia also lay down on the mat and shook her legs wildly. Her skirt rolled up, revealing a glimpse of her fine thighs.

Is it a temptation to come to your room tonight? As I strained my eyes to see if I was wearing panties, a cloth brush slapped me on the shoulder.

“Kwang Maya. Cut her original daughter’s knee.”
“Thank you.”

Chunsol’s knee pillow. Paradise itself. Sophia is the goddess of healing and her garden is the divine realm, so she is heaven here.

As I was enjoying my hunger pangs, a message appeared.

[A notification that can be viewed by God and all of his minions.]
[Everyone who did the pre-season for Newbie League. Thank you very much for your hard work. As of the current time, the pre-season ends and the newbie league regular season begins in a week.]
[In the regular season, as in the pre-season, only level 2 minions can participate.]
[The item’s grade is still limited. Can only be worn up to rare grade.]
[Available area is unlocked. In addition to the starting town, three locations are available.]
[Newbie league, but be careful. Among the gods who participated in the league first, there are still trainers who did not graduate.]
[Then, good luck to newbie trainers.]

“It’s really over.”

I had a strange feeling. When the season of the game I was playing was over, I didn’t feel anything, but ‘Game of the Gods’ was different.

The day I was suddenly summoned and contracted with Sophia. A practice battle where Ebrande was eaten. The first battle that was officially conducted.

Failed the 1st time to impregnate Cheonsol. Then meet again and succeed. And recruited to our side.

The hatching of Ranrani. The hatching of Ebni and so on. Memories of the past flashed through my mind like a kaleidoscope.

“Sniff. Everyone, you really worked hard…”

Sophia also shed tears as if deeply moved. Kind Evni patted Sofia-sama on the back.

“Chacha… Chacha…”
“Thanks Ebney.”

Ranran patted me on the back. Unlike when I was a child, it hurts a bit because I’m stuck.

I don’t know what hit me because I don’t like it. When their eyes meet, they startle and run away.

“Gwangmaya. You went through a lot of hardship.
“I am.”

While exchanging warm words of thanks, another message appeared.

[Notice for minions only.]
[Sofia’s Servant – Human John reached 99th in the rankings in the pre-season.]
[Human John went undefeated in the preseason.]
[Human John raised a new minion in the pre-season.]
[Human John achieved the greatest achievement among the human races that participated in the pre-season.]
[Human John has had his first season safely.]
[Calculate compensation…]

Even though the message said that it would give a reward, it was dark news. On the other hand, a silver box fell in front of Cheonsol.

“You got a silver random box as a rank reward. Mad horse. What’s your reward?”
“They say it’s still being calculated. But our Ranran didn’t get any compensation.”
“Yes?”
“Dad, I’m sorry. If I had known this was going to happen, he would have told me to become a minion after the season. I made him lose money because I didn’t know.”

Ranran, who had been bruised, was startled and hit him with his hand.

“Ranran is fine! They say that he entered the end of this season, so he’ll be billed as a rookie next season!”
“I’m glad.”

I was startled as I stroked Ranran’s head. Because she was a habit, she involuntarily sighed.

Luckily, she didn’t seem to be in a bad mood. She’s so glad she didn’t get ‘no contact’, one of her daughter’s special moves during puberty.

[Compensation calculation has been completed.]

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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