Chapter 54 – Board Unlock (2)
Ebrande lay down on the fresh flower bed and checked the message. It was more comfortable than the house in his hometown because he did the interior for the Doho Yoga Elf, a noble family of gods.
‘A community dedicated to minions.’
Ebrande came from a prestigious family that produced many minions in her predecessor. Of course he was also trained in using the community.
[Confirm personal information.]
[Minions. Race elf. Ebrande. Please create a nickname.]
Ebrande recalled the teachings from his family. Never use your real name. It is a space where you can say what you want to say based on anonymity, but if you use your real name, the meaning fades.
‘What would be good?’
As she pondered, her daughter sleeping next to her caught her eye. She is a daughter who is just as cute as she is. She remembered her nickname as she touched the half-elf’s distinctive, less pointy ears.
[Nickname: Avril Mom.]
[This is a non-duplicate nickname. Do you want to choose Avril Mom?]
‘Yes.’
The community is a haven for minions invisible to the gods. For smooth community quality, it was possible to manipulate only with thoughts.
First, I entered the elf-only bulletin board. I heard that there are a lot of posts and tips that only elves can relate to because it is a bulletin board that this race cannot use.
She also saw a few posts from elves who acted before her.
[Elves are the greatest race in the universe.]
It must have been posted by an elf who fell into an anachronistic chauvinism. I expected what it would be without having to check it.
He must have said he was superior just because an elf was included in the first winning god’s entry.
‘That sounds really stupid. It’s embarrassing to be the same elf.’
Initially, the entry capacity was six. Although the first winner used elves, the other five races entered.
According to their theory, not only elves but other races should be superior. Excluding that fact, he praised only the elves. After losing interest in her, Brande checked out the other posts as well.
[Who is the highest ranker among the gods who used elves as minions?]
I was a bit curious about this. In Brande, she was not a minion who would fall out anywhere, and her sister, who joined later, was a minion so strong that it was difficult to find an opponent.
Before her older sister joined, she sometimes lost due to inferiority or skill difference, but after her joining, she continued her winning streak.
However, when asked if he was the best among the elves, a question mark appeared. Since there were only two players, they were at a disadvantage in the pre-season, where the rankings went up only by accumulating multipliers.
Just in case, when I entered the article, each person said that their god was the best. After scanning her comments, Ebrande was overcome with a strange sense of exhilaration.
‘There’s only one person above us.’
She’s second among the gods who use elves as their minions. It was a satisfactory score.
After finishing her elven bulletin board, Brande entered the newbie bulletin board, which did not differentiate between her race and region. As befits a bulletin board available to everyone, she was flooded with a flood of posts.
Ebrande even frowned at her weird post, and she giggled at her hilarious post.
Then she found a text that caught her attention.
[The rank 1 minion is unraveling lol]
‘A servant of that Johannes Graham?’
Brande clicked on her article out of her pure curiosity as she learned the community through writing.
[Yeah~ Guraya~]
As soon as Brande read her first sentence, she gasped. She was so dumbfounded that she was furious.
“Are you crazy?”
Unresolved emotions spilled out. No. If there’s nothing to do, I’ll post something like this.
The more I thought about it, the more my stomach exploded. She said her mother said she would get angry while using the community.
‘This is why!’
Ebrande wrote a comment unable to overcome her anger. First, Ebrande’s comments were mixed with the seniors’ posts.
What area are you in? Is it central?
B kill kill. Kill. Kill.
ㄴ(lillilili) – learning fishing data.
B (Evril Mom) – I won’t let you go if you meet me in battle.
B (Carver Wall) – Yeah~ Can’t you find it? Don’t you know who? Are you hot? Do you get the king? Do you want to hit But can’t you hit me?
“Benefit!!!”
Ebrande couldn’t contain her anger and tore her pillow. The densely woven leaves were ripped open and the contents scattered in all directions.
“Ugh…”
It was so noisy that Evril woke up. At Brande, she tempered her anger by looking at her cute daughter.
“Mom…?”
“I’m sorry. Did you wake up because of mom?”
“Ugh…”
Brill smiled as she looked around her, rubbing her sleepy eyes.
“Flowers everywhere! Happy!”
“Our Evril…”
Ebrande is filled with her motherly love.
‘Okay. What is community all about? Let’s raise Avril well.’
“Would you like a hug?”
“Yes!”
As she cradled her little one, Brande remembered her baby and her dad. What is heartless Kim Yohan doing?
Maybe she posted to the community? If she found it, she wanted to tell me in the comments.
She’s confident, so why did she bring in another woman? Whether she saw her offspring in that woman too.
If she had accepted Dohoyo’s offer and had become a minion of the same company, she wouldn’t have worried about this. If I had met her before ascending to the divine realm, she would have visited me.
As much as the time she hadn’t met, Brande’s affection only deepened. Even though her older sister periodically educated her that ‘she shouldn’t trust humans’, she thought of John whenever she saw a daughter who looked just like her father as well as herself.
‘…Bad guy.’
What is she doing now She’ll leave her writings for Brande to find.
‘No. Let me write first.’
Ebrande wrote something that the other minions couldn’t understand.
Please see John and leave her comments.
*
“Khhhhh!”
It’s been a long time since I’ve been in the community and it was fun.
If it was the worn out children of the earth, I wouldn’t have fed them, saying it was a mess. There were only innocent kids, so it was a good catch.
“John. Why are you laughing so much?”
“It’s fun.”
“Let’s see each other.”
She quickly hid the screen because Sophia wanted to see it. She’s sure to get scolded if she shows it, so why would she do that?
“I can’t stand it!”
Suddenly, Chunsol got up from the sofa. How angry she was that her knuckles were oozing blood.
“How could such a rude person exist! How dare she harass her own daughter! Hey… Who the hell…”
Fucked.
“…The light horse.”
“Yep.”
“Make an excuse.”
You shouldn’t make lame excuses. Let her open her heart.
“Sorry.”
“Whoa… The original girl gave me a reward. You have a great talent for exasperation. If she hadn’t been in great shape, she would have taken Chidogon down.”
“Why? What is it? Don’t let only you know, let me know too!”
Sophia cried out in sorrow. It’s a real couple.
In the end, after showing her post, Mecha Kucha was scolded. Cheonsol’s anger was justified and deserved scolding, but Sophia’s admonishment was not enough.
“Who am I to learn from? The only crime I have is trying to imitate the strongest newbies and sexy newbies.”
“Yes.”
“I believed that Sopa-nim would understand…”
The killer husband’s killer. Pretend to be pissed off I didn’t want to use it because it was too manly, but I had no choice but to defeat Sophia.
“Ugh. What. Things like that happen, too.”
“Master?”
“Honestly, it’s an individual’s freedom to post something, right? I think freedom should not be violated.”
“As expected, you know!”
“Ha…”
Chunsol let out a deeper sigh than ever before.
“I forgot for a while what the master usually posted. I hope that Ranran will not resemble that hobby.”
“Wouldn’t it look like you?”
Maybe. With my own blood, I can’t say for sure.
“Anyway, shall we continue the fun community?”
I was looking forward to seeing how many comments were posted while I was getting scolded. The moment she turned on the screen to confirm, an unbelievable message filled her eyes.
[This user is temporarily blocked.]
[Reason: Buntang]
[Duration: 10 minutes]
[It’s my first time, so I blocked it for 10 minutes. If you post the same thing next time, it will be blocked for a week.]
Haha! You’ve been punished! Cancer! Of course you should be punished! The person in charge of the bulletin board does a really good job!”
“I’m still glad.”
“Why?”
I didn’t know Sophia, a pro-tenant, would ask such a question. No matter how much she is a goddess, she is a newbie in this field.
As a deceased person, I have to inform you kindly.
“If you look here, it says ‘the same article again’, right?”
“Why?”
“Doesn’t that mean you won’t be blocked if you pull aggro in other ways?”
“Uh?”
Sophia was taken aback.
“Is that… How can it be interpreted that way?”
“If you approach it in a different way and know the criteria for being temporarily blocked, you can keep the line close to the edge. That’s when it’s the most fun.”
“Huh… You… Really… Should be quiet.”
Chunsol touched his forehead.
“Suddenly, fatigue sets in. I need to get some sleep.”
“Good night. Dream of me.”
“I don’t know if it’s a curse or a blessing. Please be normal in your dreams.”
“Still, it seems that you want me to appear in your dreams.”
“…Be quiet!”
I get angry because I get stabbed. Anyways it’s cute When Cheon-Sol moved to the bedroom next to the studio, only Sofia and I were left.
“Sophia. I have something to tell you.”
“Uh? Uh uh Say it.”
I still can’t come to my senses. Now is your chance!
“You must be punished.”
“Ah?”
“The bee that ran away while kissing!”
“Ah!”
Sophia was more perplexed than before.
“What are you trying to do…?”
“A lot has happened so far. Hug. Touch your chest. Kiss. What next?”
“…Kiss?”
“In a way, that’s right.”
The only difference is that it’s not mouse-to-mouse.
“Pelaccio.”
