Chapter 50 – Dad Is Cool! (8)
Undead is a material that has been brewed and eaten in various subcultures so that even bone broth does not come out.
Even in the 22nd century RPG, undead monsters did not fall out. Skeletons, Zombies, Specter Dullahans and more. There were so many types.
However, the material that users wanted the most and the producer gave the most strength to was Death Knight.
A knight who refused to die. A knight brought back to life with a grudge, and so on. It is equipped with not only narrative for Death Knight but also skills worthy of its reputation.
Some users claimed that the Dragon was bigger and more magnificent, but they did not deny the coolness of the Death Knight.
Before I became a minion, it’s shocking to see that there was a Death Knight character in the game that ranked first.
That’s why Chichiking is the last minion to be released. It was possible to predict what race the most trusted minion would be.
[Player – Chichiking has sent his last minion.]
[Minions – Death Knight Lord Cha Cha]
Despite being an undead, it has a human-like appearance. However, his pale skin, which was not pure white, showed that he was not a living being.
– It’s finally my turn.
Chacha, whose hair was so beautiful that it could have been filmed for a shampoo commercial, put on a helmet. Then the pretty forehead and charming eyes fell into darkness.
The darkness became a light that highlighted the bridge of the nose and the small, thin lips.
Like a death knight, he wore jet-black armor, and the breastplate was abnormally inflated, suggesting a sense of hidden volume.
It can be summed up in one word. Death Knight Lord Chacha was a great beauty.
“Yohan! Don’t fall for the world of beauty!”
Sophia, who knows my principles better than anyone else, warned me. Chichiking expressed displeasure.
-Someone… Said that she used the beauty world…
“Kwang Maya. She believes in you.”
“That’s right! Ranran is watching too!”
“I’m watching the light horse!”
My girls made a fuss. Anyone who sees you will know that you are a crazy bastard.
Looked so good I’m crazy about women In short, female bird.
“Do not worry.”
There is also a taste called necrophilia. So, it is natural for Juji to move when he sees Cha Cha.
– What an unpleasant look.
Cha Cha showed an uncomfortable planting. Like a knight in a fantasy setting, I drew out my long sword and aimed at it.
– But the body is quite good. Are you a knight
“No. It’s sex.”
Sophia and Cheonsol touched their foreheads at the same time.
“What is sex?”
“Ranran doesn’t need to know yet. When the battle is over, it’s good. I guess I’ll have to correct the madman’s habit of speaking.”
If it were to be corrected, Sofia would have already corrected it. Cheonsol still doesn’t know me very well.
-Cha-cha… That human is crazy… Never mind…
-Yes. Lord. I’ll keep that in mind.
– Show your worth…
[Trainer – Chichiking is ready.]
“Yohan! Really no good? Ranran is watching too! You know?”
[Trainer – Sophia is ready.]
“Of course I know.”
Early education is important. We should know what Ranran knows. To be honest, sex education in Confucian countries was too crude. I will be a pioneer and seeker of sex education.
[Battle Start!]
-Come.
Death Knight summoned a ghost horse. Unlike normal Skeleton Horses, it was equipped with barding, so it seemed strong enough to defeat most minions with just that.
“Summoning a mount is against the law.”
It’s not a cavalry versus infantry fight. I don’t even have a shield. He had to face a fully armed knight, relying only on his strong body and long sword.
– If you are a knight, you must learn horseback riding. A madman is not a knight.
“I’m too old to be drunk with knights.”
Haha! It’s a knight!
Cha-cha, riding on the ghost horse, emitted a light that could not be covered by the darkness.
– Ignoring the article. I couldn’t be mad, I was crazy. I can see why you’re crazy
Chacha lifted the lance from the ghost horse’s side.
-I’ll show you what a true knight is!
– Hee hee hee!
Cha-cha came running with her lance raised. It was only a charge from one knight, but I had the illusion that Taesan was approaching.
Yes. Cha-cha was an opponent who was different from the undead he had dealt with so far. It was difficult to get the odds of winning even if we tried our best.
All over again
As the ghost horse accelerated, sand splattered from each footprint, raising dust. Cha-cha, running through the sand and dust, was the knight itself.
As the morale unique to the undead wrapped around Chacha and the ghost horse, the pressure increased. How to deal with
Chacha didn’t even give me time to think. In the blink of an eye, Cha-Cha approached and threw out his lance.
If the pressure is like a mountain, you have to suppress it.
“Taesan Tack.”
He took a step and struck the sword. The poles of the sword and the poles of the lance collided.
Crack!
The shock that was strong enough to tear the grip that held the sword hit me. Unable to overcome the pressure, the sword body shook and gave way.
Lance aims for the neck. The ghost horse’s huge body is trying to trample me.
After all, a head-to-head match was impossible. I gave up my stubbornness and threw myself to the side. I rolled so hard that my body was covered in sand, and when I got up, I saw the chacha that had just finished turning.
Haha!
What is a girlhahaYou should be happy and smile. It was rubbish that would make a feminist go crazy when they heard it, but they couldn’t get it out of their mouths.
Lance charging started again. It’s not a head-to-head match, so you should avoid it, but if you move too fast, the cha-cha will correct the angle.
If the stance is incapable of transferring power to the sword, the lance will pierce it. So overcome the pressure and face the cha-cha.
– Even though you almost died, you didn’t lose your fighting spirit! I will live up to my spirit!
Wait until the end of the last The pressured body whispered to run away, but I gnashed my teeth and overcame it.
In Earth’s history books, there are dozens of tactics written by foot soldiers to catch knights. Various weapons and formations were conceived, but the core was one.
Falling horse.
– Just die!
I twisted his body to avoid the lance. Chacha twisted her lance slightly as expected and tried to pierce me, but I was a little faster.
A lance brushed his shoulder. Even though he was brushed, his flesh was dented, and a sharp pain came.
Even the speed of the ghost horse was faster than expected. Originally, I was going to cut off the barding that protects my legs with my sword, but I have to believe in self-healing and hit it with my body.
He stretched out his limbs and lay down on the floor. The ghost horse kicked me past.
– Hee hee hee!
In an instant, an intense pain engulfed his entire body. But less than the mechanic’s laser. It is weaker than the fire of the cheonsol that used to burn my body.
He swallowed the fishy blood and got up. Chacha could not turn and was calming the ghost horse.
– Fly!
The ghost horse, staggering as if it would fall at any moment, stepped on the air. One of the legs was broken while passing through the iron man’s body, which was harder than any rock, but the undead horse maintained its balance with the other three legs.
-I never thought I would have prepared this number. The try was good. But now what?
“What the heck.”
Self healing.
The pang of being hit by the ghost disappeared, and the flesh grew on his shoulders. His calloused right hand grasped the blood-soaked sword.
– Healing was possible. But did you think only you could do it?
After Chacha cheated, the ghost horse’s legs were restored. Did you have any recovery skills? The battle really sucks.
“I’ve done enough for this.”
-I gave up.
Who wants to give up
“Sophia. You see? I did my best.”
“Uh?”
“Let’s not say anything.”
“Gwangma cheer up!”
I activated my skill in line with Ranran’s cheering.
“Get pregnant.”
[Please specify the destination.]
[Death Knight Road Cha Cha]
[Ghost horse]
“No words… Was it a female?”
Surprising!
“Ugh! John! Wet! No! Sup!!”
Sophia hurriedly exclaimed, perhaps overhearing her self-talk. No matter how capable I am, I don’t really want to put it on a horse.
Suddenly, a classic meme I saw on the Internet came to mind. I heard that Marview is so good.
“Gwangma! She hopes she didn’t do what she thinks! Do not abandon your human dignity!”
-Why… Do that…
– It’s unpleasant.
If the opponent was only a ghost horse, I would have used impregnation without worrying, but since the opponent was divided into two, I had to give up.
I wrote it to Cha-Cha, then I just talked and what should I do when the duration is over? Let’s remember the original purpose of falling.
“Fire truck game.”
The target is a ghost.
It wasn’t as much as when I used Impregnation, but enough strength welled up. This should be enough.
She slammed her feet into the sand like a dick into her pussy and declared.
“Come.”
-Your mood has changed.
Chacha condensed an ominous aura into the lance.
-Even though he’s a crazy person, he’ll have to treat those who are strong enough to deserve it.
-Purr
The knight who had made a tourejil charged. The lance charging, freed from the confines of the ground, was fired like a flash war.
It was confirmed that Nangin’s swordsmanship, which was optimized for dealing with humans, did not work. Medieval knights should be dealt with with knight swordsmanship.
It reminded me of the death knight’s sword, which was both honest and domineering. The heaviness of plate mail was replaced by the body of an iron man. He did not realize mana, so he could not use the martial arts cheongeunchu, but he also believed in the iron man’s body and buried his ankles in the sand as a substitute.
The strained body creaked as if it would collapse at any moment, but he endured it and put all his strength into the longsword.
The heavily hit longsword and lance collided, reproducing the first clash. The longsword was cracked, the wrist was twisted, and the body was pushed but not pushed.
Finally the sword deflected the lance. Chacha tried to catch up somehow, but the ghost horse that couldn’t overcome the acceleration brought its body to the longsword.
Jinggang
The long sword that pierced the barding split in half. As I forcibly raised my arm to go down, I slashed the ghost horse’s stomach with the half remaining blade.
