Chapter 49 – Dad Is Cool! (7)
As the Skeleton King Chi-Chi was crushed, Chi-Chi King murmured.
– Indeed… A person who gained skills at the cost of madness…
He curses people at the subject of a corpse after becoming a skeleton.
“Huh? Is that so?”
“No! Sophia! Why are you reacting to nonsense! Spoil the corpse!”
“Is this something to be so angry about?”
Sophia grumbled and punched him in the chest. When a man beats his chest, he makes a popping sound, but a person with big breasts like Sophia-sama makes a splash.
He knew a good thing. I’ll have to experiment with the clap sound later.
“Master. No matter how credible the story is, it is considered right that you take the side of the minions in battle.”
“Ugh. I was wrong…”
Look at how he ignores me when I say something, but immediately reflects on what Cheon-Sol says. Would a king be like that when he was swayed by treacherous subjects and ruined state affairs?
– Chichi is the weakest of my minions… Chwichwiya… Get out…
[Chichi-King has sent out a second minion.]
[Minion – Take Zombie Lord]
-Cheer
When a zombie bigger than Chi-Chi appeared, it smelled like poetry.
“The rotten me is no joke.”
-Khuot
It looks like a zombie kid is laughing. Is it an illusion?
“Johan! Zombie Lord has a passive skill that gives off a rotten smell! Over time, you’ll get addicted to the smell, so be careful!”
“Exactly how many minutes?”
“I don’t know because it depends on resistance. If it’s John, he’ll last ten minutes.”
Being poisoned in ten minutes even though you have the body of an iron man? It’s a chewing skill.
[Trainer – Sophia is ready.]
[Trainer – If Chichiking does not complete preparation within 60 seconds, it will be forfeited.]
Even though Sofia was ready, Chichiking was wasting her time.
“Why don’t you start? Were you scared?”
– A person who gave up his intellectual ability in exchange for a strong body… He doesn’t understand strategy…
“Cowardly!”
Sophia burst into tears.
“Trying to use the waiting time to poison you!”
“The battle hasn’t even started, but the passive skill works?”
“I heard that some skills work, but I didn’t know that cowardly corpse could!”
-You’re cowardly… That’s the best compliment…
It’s like high praise for those bastards who dirty the game. Chichiking only completed preparations after filling up the full 60 seconds.
“The master’s fault is the subordinate’s fault. Chichiking has made a mess, so you have to pay it back with your body.
-Keueouk
Zombie Lord Chwichwi used the skill as soon as the battle started. A few corpses rotted on the floor.
-Koo Oh
-Kouu
-Kowawa
“Cute Babies”
Did you call out the idiot after seeing Chi-Chi’s skeleton fall helplessly? You don’t know when you’ll get poisoned, so I took the lead.
He rushed forward and swung his sword. There was no need to use tricks from the game. Like a swordsman attacking while pressing the dash command, the zombie’s head ran away as he performed the swordsmanship.
Dark blood gushed out, probably because it was a corpse.
“John! The monster summoned by the zombie lord is poisonous!”
Why are you there and not there? Did you look up the wiki while I was fighting?
Anyway, that was helpful advice. As I dodged myself to avoid being covered with blood, two other zombies snorted and swung their arms.
The long, pointed fingernails were dyed green, as if fake nails had been glued on.
“Don’t use poison cowardly, let’s fight fair and square!”
-Even crazy people… Are afraid of poison…
It wasn’t that scary. I tried to follow the line like that in the martial arts field.
If the zombie’s blood is toxic, just ignore it. I kicked while recalling the feeling of playing the character of Gukppong.
– Kook!
– Kowak!
One zombie flew several meters, while the other fell to the ground and struggled.
However, there was no time to be careless. Chwichwi, who had closed the distance between playing with Jjolttagoo, exhaled gas from his mouth.
– Knock it off
“Dirty sir!”
I avoided the poisonous smoke, but the smell was so strong that it almost paralyzed my nose. If you don’t get drunk, you’ll get poisoned and lose.
She approached Chwichwi, who was preparing a poison attack again, and swung her sword. Chwichwi laughed and held out her arm as she fired an honest side slash.
The sword body cut Chwichwi’s arm halfway and passed, but green blood splattered. She dodged quickly, but a few drops landed on her clothes.
Chi profit
The blood-stained sword body was red and the clothes were worn out.
“The blood of a zombie lord is poisonous!”
“It’s downright tricky.”
– Big uh uh
I know the number of goals of Chi Chi King. There are still minions left to send out, so it’s a ploy to poison me, even at the cost of getting drunk.
It was embarrassing, but it was a difficult method to deal with. If you avoid it, you will slowly wither and die, and if you attack, you will be poisoned, so what should you do?
You have to deal with it quickly before you get hurt badly.
I fixed my sword and straightened my back. As I moved half a step to her side, the zombie lord’s fist passed by and created a wind.
The strong wind made her clothes and hair flutter. If he had been using bamboo ribs, he would have recreated the swordsman of the fighting game. I’m a little sorry
When we get back, let’s buy bamboo and make it.
“Long time no see… “
Long time no see
“It is not for a long time. This cool feeling… “
“John is like that again.”
“Still, aren’t you trustworthy?”
“It does.”
It reminded me of the swordsman of the setting who only learned the swordsmanship of three times and reached a first-class level. There were many other Moorim characters, but Nangin was a character specialized in quick wins.
This is because, due to the nature of the job as a ronin, there are many things to do in many battles, not one-on-one, so you have to kill the enemy quickly.
– Big!
– Coo!
– Kowawa!
Chwichwi in the front and two vassals in the side launched a pincer attack. Instead of stepping back, he avoided Chwichwi’s arm by a piece of paper and narrowed the distance.
-Keah!
Air bubbles burst from Chwichwi’s arms and hit me. Your intentions were fine, but you exposed gaps in your skills.
He pulled out the sword he had put in the scabbard and cut it upwards. The arm on the other side where Chwichwi stretched out was cut and bleeding, but it did not disturb my posture.
Holding the sword held high with both hands, he recalled the beginning of the Samjae method. A top-down strike that even beginners learning the sword can easily do.
It’s simple, but its power varies depending on who is performing the martial arts. As in the past, he struck down his sword, believing in the strength of his body instead of his internal energy.
Taesan Thumbtack, which has a mad meaning of crushing the mountain by pressing it, was unfolded. Chwichwi tried to block his arm, but it was cut off. Blood filled with vicious miasma splashed on my face, but this level of pain was nothing.
The robot kid’s laser hurt a lot. The sword, which did not lose its power even after cutting through the zombie’s soft arm, split Chwichwi’s chest in two from his groin.
It wasn’t until I made the chwichwi into chwi/chwi that I got enlightenment.
“It was a female zombie… “
If it was a male, you should feel a tingling sensation when you cut the crotch, but it was cut too smoothly.
– Big…
Chwichwi’s body was split on both sides, but he did not die because of the vitality unique to the undead. I tried to finish it once, but I can’t help it.
“Self-healing.”
He swung his sword again while restoring her body that had been damaged by performing tricks that did not suit her body. When the completely divided chwichwi collapsed, the message I was waiting for sounded.
[Battle of drunkenness impossible!]
“You cut something useless.”
Putting the sword into the scabbard, he recited the lines of the Ganji Won Tower. Maybe i’m cool
But why isn’t the next minion coming out?
– Kkeuk… I was covered in toxin… It’s only a matter of time before the madman collapses…
“Then!”
Sophia trembled. Cheonsol cheered me on.
“Gwangma! Never give up! You mustn’t give in to things that use poison!”
“Can’t the light horse lose?”
Ranran also woke up. The cute creature rubbing her eyes clenched her fists and shook them.
“Gwangma Fighting!”
“Listening to Ranran’s cheering gives me strength.”
-Even though… I can’t decipher…
[Trainer Sophia has completed preparations.]
[Trainer – Chichiking will be forfeited if he does not release his minions within 60 seconds.]
Time flies. But why are you okay?
-Why… Don’t fall…
“I know?”
I don’t know English either. Sophia, who was actively manipulating the screen, shouted excitedly.
“Self-healing! Thanks to self-healing!”
Is there a detoxification effect during the recovery period?
“If Yohan was completely poisoned, the poison would not have gone away even if he was healed, but he was not poisoned because he had taken out the poison before he was poisoned!”
Thanks Sophia Wagon!
-I can’t…
“Chicking. Now, don’t mess around and send out the next minion.” “Chizzing. Stop messing around and send out the next minion.”
-I’m crazy and I can’t even pronounce my name properly…
A corpse with no sense of humor could not understand my high-level humor. So even after I die, I play with the corpse.
“Go out and make some friends.”
-Jackanapes…
Did you have no real friends? An enraged Chi-Chi-King sent out his next minion.
[Trainer – Chichiking has sent a minion.]
[Minion – Dyurahan Chocho]
Dyurahan did not show his skills as much as his fame. He cut off his limbs and kicked his head like a soccer ball.
-Stop! Stop! Wow!
“Johann Sunshu. A very cool dribble! Beat the defender, shoot!”
When he delivered the kick of conversion, Dyurahan’s head was shattered.
-I never thought I’d send out the last minion…
I didn’t even tell them to, but they put up a defeat flag on their own. Jump on anything
