Chapter 45 – Dad Is Cool! (3)
Among the rankers within the top 100, there are only two gods who have achieved an undefeated record. Sophia boarded the bus with my big success. And Johannes Graham, who became a newbie league legend with 80 wins and an undefeated record.
Our lady is the specter of the community, so when she’s bored, she goes into the newbie bulletin board and makes a fuss. I often say, ‘Is Johannes Graham old? Is Hamu Hamu the 2nd in the rankings tall?
I got to know Johannes Graham quickly because he showed me interesting articles or news. Last name is Johannes, first name is Graham. It’s a delicious name like gratin, but it wasn’t a good restaurant in battle.
Rather, he was a ruthless butcher who slaughtered his opponents. Numerous posts have been posted on the newbie bulletin board saying they felt a wall against Gratin.
The article titled [Shouldn’t we conscientiously give Johannes the 1st place and exclude him from the pre-season?’] Was the most impressive. It was posted on a concept post, but it was fun because there was nothing but ‘ㅇㅋ’ in the comments.
It was a god I wished I hadn’t encountered in battle, but to see it in the workshop. It’s an unexpected encounter, so I’m just bewildered.
“You’re less polite than I thought.”
“Ah. Sorry. My name is John.”
He was also a competitor active in the same league, but now he is a customer who came to buy Battle X. What is our country’s motto? The guest is not king.
If we had met at the Colosseum, Johannes Gratin would have been rude about the taste, but he had to be polite now.
“I was so surprised to meet the famous Johannes Gratin that I couldn’t speak properly.”
“Hup!”
A terrifying sound was heard from inside the studio. Our busty goddess is blocking her mouth. After admiring her breast pressed against her elbow for a brief moment, she returned her gaze to her gratin.
“It’s Graham.”
“Yes?”
“It’s not Gratin, it’s Graham.”
“Sorry!”
“I might have misremembered the name. I will not reprimand you because you are the master who created Battle X.”
Does it mean that if you’re not a craftsman, you’re gone? He’s a scary guy too.
“I want to see things soon.”
“Where is the owner of the weapon? We want to verify information with you.”
“Why?”
“That is my craftsmanship.”
“Hoo.”
Like Gratin’s crown… Oh really. PTSD here. Why did I in the past play shitgames like military experience simulators?
This is all because of the crooks who were saying things like ‘Sheridal, who didn’t get through the conscription system’. If you meet an old minion in the future, let’s throw a Confucian punch.
“See you then. Sheet. Come here.”
As Gratin waved his hand, a muscular bearded dwarf with a height of 1M appeared.
“Come on! It’s a primitive village!”
“Master. Shall we punish this madman?”
It was a welcome greeting, but it was met with violence. He is a master worthy of the battle ax of rage. It’s the first impression that he looks a lot angry.
“I am the craftsman who made your Battle Ax.”
“You mean human?”
“Okay. He didn’t even appraise it because he wanted to show you the equipment options for the first time.”
“Hoo.”
The master and the servant. Both of them are homeless
“Sorry. Human. I was rude to a father-in-law like you.”
“I will check the information.”
“I like it more because it’s cool.”
I hate you I hate it even more because he looks like a man and his voice is thin. If you’re a dwarf, you’re just short. Why do you grow a beard?
Even on a planet full of idiosyncrasies, there were no psychopaths who liked bearded women.
[Battle X of Rage]
[Battle X completed with the anger of an outstanding human craftsman. Provides reason to the berserker.]
[Skill-[Heart is hot, head is cold] Can be used when equipped.]
[Hot Chest, Cold Head – Can only be used while berserk. Reduces madness penalty for 3 minutes.]
Is this good? Looking at the skill alone, it’s a chew that provides rationality to berserkers, but unlike the rare items I’ve acquired so far, I couldn’t tell because there was no stat correction.
“This!!!”
“Hoo.”
Looking at the Dwarf and the Homubird with their eyes wide open, it seems like a good option. The dwarf shivered and wielded the Battle X, giving me a hot gaze.
“Human Craftsman! I want to know your name!”
“Suddenly polite words?”
“As a craftsman who made such excellent weapons, you deserve respect! Give me your honor!”
“It’s John.”
“Father John!”
The dwarf grabbed my hand and bent down. It’s all good, but can’t we leave Battle X behind? Because of the height difference, I think I’m going to cut my precious.
“Thank you very much! I will treat this child with great care!”
“Yes, yes.”
Since the item was selected well, you can get a good price, right? Looking at the gratin with anticipationheheld out his hand again.
“Take it.”
[You have acquired 15 million divinities.]
“The request fee was 500, but there was a rule that if the quality was high, additional money had to be paid. I added more to my satisfaction.”
“It’s really sad!”
No matter how good it is Paying 3x! Johannes Graham is the true god of our time. He is a man full of qualifications for number one.
“Friend John. We have to give 5.5 million.”
“Yes?”
“I don’t touch the extra money my friend received from making a good item. Instead, I will only charge the request fee and material cost.”
“It makes sense.”
He said that, but the hand that gave him the divine trembled. It’s such a waste to think that I paid more than 30% as commission.
But the remaining 9.5 million are mine! I am much richer than poor Sophia!
I couldn’t show my ugly side in front of Gratin, a potential VIP customer, so I suppressed my joy. I endured it with the self-restraint of an iron man, but Graham spoke again.
“Do you have an owner?”
“Yes?”
“I asked if there was an owner.
“Hey, wait!”
Before I could answer, Sophia came running in a gasp. I was in such a hurry that I ran without even grabbing her breasts, and her breasts, larger than a human head, swayed in all directions.
The moving movement left people, dwarves, and gods speechless. Sophia panted and leaned on my back.
“Yohan is my minion!”
“Would you like to hand it over to me? I’ll give you 300 million.”
“300 million!”
The bearded woman who was watching from the side was the flagship.
“If 300 million is half a year’s net profit from our forge… !”
“Not for sale!”
“Is 300 million not enough? Give me 500 million As you can see, that’s too much for a level 1 minion. Polyps must be received. Humans have no clue.”
I couldn’t believe this situation, so my head was dizzy. Cheonsol was only 10 million divine, but my value is 500 million?
It’s worth it. I am a man worth 500 million!
“Yeah, but I will never sell it!”
“Have you considered the intention of the minion? Looking at the clothes you’re wearing, it looks like you’re financially poor. I’ve never seen him at an exchange party, so I’m not from a famous family. You won’t be able to properly raise your minions.”
“Ugh… “
“I’d rather take the transfer money, decorate the new realm, and hire new minions. With 500 million, the divinity will remain even after purchasing all the facilities.”
“Kuh… “
Sophia, beaten with the fact, stumbled. I love it. Sophia is hugging me, so her chest is tight.
His back became as sensitive as his hand, and he enjoyed Sofia’s large mass of flesh. Here is the apogee.
“John. Just one word. Will you be my minion?”
“John… “
Unlike her imposing gratin, Sophia was pathetic. Cheonsol and Ranran, who couldn’t bear to join us, also stared at me.
The answer is fixed, so why are you saying that?
“I am Sofia-sama’s minion. No matter how good the conditions are, I will not leave Sophia-sama.”
It would be nice to be Johannes Graham’s servant. Since he is the god of the famous family, he should be able to receive plenty of support. I will stock the finest equipment in my dedicated workshop.
There must be quite a few minions who don’t go to battle and stay in the divine realm. You could dream of a harem life where you have sex with pretty minions.
But Sophia and I made a promise. Instead of being Sofia’s minions, they have sex. My dream added to it.
I don’t know if it will work, but I get Sophia pregnant. She sucks her breast milk from Sophia, gets her lactating daughter, blowjob, anal sex and so on.
Anyway, I had a lot of wishes that I wanted to achieve.
“John… !”
Sophia, moved, clenched her arm. It was a strong back hug that would have taken her breath away if it wasn’t for the iron man, but it was only good because she rubbed her nipple against her chest as it was crushed on her back.
“Right. If you change your mind later, call me separately.”
How do minions contact each other? I’m sorry, so I’m screaming.
As soon as Gratin left, the Dwarves and Vampires, who had been watching, approached.
“To reject Johannes Graham’s recruitment offer! What are you thinking, friend!”
“People should keep their loyalty.”
“Indeed!!”
“Be loyal! You have the heart of a dwarf!”
The dwarves were talking bullshit again. It’s nice that you like me, but it’s a burdensome species to be friends with.
I hope you don’t bring in any dwarf minions. Even if I become a crafting slave, I will not be able to live with a dwarf.
“Anyway, I’m done, so let’s go. It’s time for us to part Let’s meet again next time.”
“Next time… “
“Bap bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar!!!”
I left the studio as if I were running away with my party. After running for a while, I checked that there were no dwarves chasing me and caught my breath.
“I barely got out.”
“John… “
“Gwangma… “
“Gwangma!”
Two impressed women hugged me. Ranran, who doesn’t know much about her worldly life, hesitantly followed her mother.
“She was worried that you would leave. She wanted to stop, but she was too good an opportunity to intervene.”
“I could have just dried it like the owner. There is also Ranran, but where am I going?”
“Gwangma… “
Chunsol came into my arms and smelled like flesh. The atmosphere is good, so I’m going to grab some tteokgak tonight. The problem is Ranran…
“Ranran. Dad made a lot of money, do you want something to eat?”
“Cotton candy.”
“I’ll buy you a hundred cotton candy.”
“Really?!!”
Stars twinkled in Lanran’s eyes.
“Really? It’s not a lie?”
“It’s really real. Let’s promise.”
“Wow! Gwangma is the best!!”
Night is the time for grown-ups, so the good Ranran should eat well and go to bed early.
