Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 36

Chapter 36 – Pretty Baby Vampir (1)

As I sat next to Sofia to look at Ranran’s status window, Chunsol cautiously approached and bit my neck. Then Sophia freaked out.

“John! Cheonsol bit you!”
“Didn’t you just listen? They say they need my blood to make breast milk. If I can feed Ranran, I can give my blood as much as I want.”
“Gwangma…”

Lanran was moved and her eyes lit up. Although she was really cute with a Thumbelina-like kid looking up through her twinkling eyes.

“Ranran. Won’t you call her daddy?”
“Isn’t that a madman…?”

Ranran crying. Chunsol, who was sucking blood while giggling, gently pinched my side.

“Of course it’s a buff! Can I still call you Daddy?”
“Gwangma!!”

As long as you like it… I gave up on one, so Sophia persistently asked.

“You can make breast milk by sucking blood? How did you know that?”
“How much time did Cheonsol and I spend together? I asked before.”
“That…”

Sophia’s gaze turned to the bed and then returned hurriedly.

“I see…”
“Why are you disappointed?”

Could it be that Sophia also wanted to drink Chun Sol’s breast milk? Even if she’s the same girl, can’t she stand the side of her chest?

“Do not worry. Fortunately, Cheonsol has two breasts.”
“What nonsense was that!”
“You pervert!”

Weird. She spoke for Sofia why she gets a bruise. I can’t understand the mental world of women.

“Kirreu”

It’s okay because Ranran likes it.

“Look at the status window.”
“Yes. Okay.”

Sophia blushed as she pressed her body against her limp arm, sharing her status window.

[Name: Ranran]

“No. Why is your name Ranran?”
“That’s right. It wasn’t Ranran, it wasn’t ‘Ranran’. And she was just Taemyeong, but she mistook it for Jinmyeong. Even the power of a god is unacceptable.”
“Ranran… Isn’t it Ranran?”
“Of course, our Ranran is not Ranran! Drink this mother’s milk.”
“Wow! Mom, I love you!”

When Cheonsol opened her front island, Ranran sucked her breast excitedly. No, she said earlier that she couldn’t take it off by herself…! And I have a mouth too. She said she could do whatever she wanted.

“Ranran seems to like the name now.”
“Iknow, right. She may not have to change her name.”
“Whoops. What a cheer! She sucks well, so Ran-lan will make a great vampir.”

Is it a vampyre? Let’s check her status window.

[Type: Half Vampire]

Harp is a mixture of human and vampir. No real creativity.

[Level correction: 1st stage (childhood)]

“What is this childhood?”
“In the past, crazy gods sent even children to battle to build stacks. That’s why we made a separate childhood so that we can’t send them to battle if they don’t become adults.”
“What a great rule!”

I was worried about what would happen if I met a minor in battle. I can use get pregnant without any worries.

“If you pass childhood and reach maturity, you can train them! If you train well, you can even level up!”
“Wait.”

Childhood and maturity. It’s a very familiar word.

“Do you have a maturity stage, a perfect body, or an ultimate body?”
“No? You don’t need it when you become an adult, so it ends at the stage of growth. Why do you need that?”
“I was worrying for nothing.”

Ranran won’t evolve into darkness. Let’s see what talent she inherited.

[Possessed Talents: Iron Man, Hematoma]

“I got two talents! Even an iron man!”
“It was the original woman’s hematoma too! How wonderful!”

Cheonsol and I shouted at the same time.

“What is a hematoma?”
“What exactly is an iron man?”
“Chjijjippong.”
“It’s jjijjippong. You’re talking crazy again.”

You don’t know this? The world of vampir is really desolate.

“It is the language of the earth that says husband and wife are one.”
“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding. I thought the original woman was making fun of her breasts.”
“It’s okay. If you live like that, maybe.”
“What…”

Cheonsol, who knows a little about Earth’s culture, gave an absurd look. Sophia shhh. Dreamy forest. There are good things in the world that you don’t have to know.

Sophia, who was not blind, closed her mouth, and Chun-sol began her explanation.

“If you translate hematoma directly into your language, it means the seed of blood. However, don’t look at it as a seed. It is the minimum qualification to challenge the religious leader.”
“Five. Does it mean something similar to the crown prince?”
“The leader of our world is the king, so it is similar. Of course, it is impossible in the state of hematoma. The seed germinates, sprouts, and blooms. When it blooms, it develops into blood or blood, depending on the individual’s aptitude. By the way, the original woman was born with her blood.”

I explained it grandiosely, but I still don’t understand. What’s the difference? Cheonsol elaborated, perhaps sensing my question.

“Hematoma is a period of accumulation of blood. Depending on how much blood you drink at this time, the amount of blood you can handle at one time changes.”
“Then you must have drank a lot of blood when you were young too?”
“Unfortunately, she was born as a commoner’s child, so the villagers only accumulated one blood of her. The quality of her blood also declined. So, with the help of the skills she received from Absolute, she can handle as much blood as when she first battled with you.”
“Then what about Ranran?”
“What are you worried about? Aren’t you drinking breast milk that is a fusion of your and her original daughter’s blood? Sheep are at least full of blood, so a single feeding can produce the same effect as a blood clot condensed with dozens of blood. And you can buy high-ranking minion blood from her market.”
“Ugh…”

The poverty goddess moaned as the corner to go out of money increased even though she was still poor. When we paid attention, he pretended to be bright.

“It’s okay! I can buy any blood for our Ranran!”
“Then is phoenix blood possible? Excellent for developing fire resistance.”
“That’s a bit expensive… I’m sorry…”
“No. I was too greedy.”
“Ugh…”

If this was a game and I was the commentary, I would have shouted out loud. Sofia down! This is unrecoverable!

“Let’s see the skill…”
“I am also curious about the detailed effects of Iron Man. She guessed by looking at the light horse, but isn’t she now also Ranran’s talent?”
“Just um. To explain, I am rather strong, strong, not easily tired, and a healthy mind dwells in a strong body, anyway.”
“Does this mean that the body’s durability and exorcism are high, its physical ability is superior to those without talent, and the mental barrier is strong, but at the same time, the consumption of mental power is low, allowing you to use magic and skills without getting tired?”
“Right! Cheonsol is really smart!”

Could Sophia really be stupid? Even if the positions of the goddess and the servant were swapped, there would be nothing to say.

Realizing belatedly that she had less knowledge than her minions, Sophia silently enlarged her skill window. She would be ashamed to even think of it. Don’t tease her, let’s move on.

[Possessed Skills: Self-Healing (A), Rapid Growth (S)]

“I have two skills. I know self-healing, but what is rapid growth?”
“It’s a childhood-only skill, but it’s S-class! There was a reason I was born soon! It’s a skill that compensates for growth, so it grows quickly, and the probability of acquiring talents and skills will increase significantly! Instead, they disappear when they become adults.”
“Then there is actually only one self-heal.”
“I received a scam skill, what are you worried about? To be honest, if she didn’t have that skill, there’s a good chance that she would have won the battle.”

That’s right. She wants to hit her because it sounds so right, but she holds it back as Ran-ran is still drinking her breast milk. Hitting the mother in front of the child is not good for home education.

Why. They say that children who grow up in disadvantaged environments are prone to perverseness. Looking at Ranran’s cuteness, she would grow up to be a beauty unconditionally, but she would say, ‘I hate Dad! I don’t want to hear something like ‘I’m going to run away!’.

You should at least hear ‘I want to marry my dad!’.

“She thinks she is lucky that she has at least one skill of her own. Grinding her hematoma increases her skill. So we just need to raise Ranran well.”
“Right! There is a high probability of acquiring her skills during childhood and adulthood!”
“It’s good.”

I hope Ranlan grows up quickly and she becomes a great minion.

“Ouch”

Watching her burp off her pink nipples, she’s going to grow up… I think she’s grown a bit?

“Cheonsol. Isn’t Ranran bigger than before? She must have been about the size of her thumb, but now it’s bigger than two of her fingers put together.”
“Isn’t it natural that you drank her breast milk? Still too small It will grow until it is suitable for her physical age.”
“I’m glad.”

If I continued to be that size, I would have stabbed her conscience. I hope she grows up soon.

I thought to myself that if I mentioned it, Cheonsol and Sofia would be despised, but Cheonsol glared at me sharply.

“What are you thinking?”
“Ranran is so cute.”
“Good thing. The original woman knew that you, Ranran, coveted her breast milk for her to drink.”
“That also attracts me a little.”

Chunsol, who had been patting Ranran on the back, quickly put on her jacket. No, she was made with my blood anyway, so why waste it? If you stay, I’ll give it to you.

“Haaam.”
“Our Ranran. Are you sleepy?”
“Ugh.”
“Whoops. Not even cute Sleep in the arms of this mother.”
“Gwangma…”

Chunsol’s eyelids trembled in shock.

“Did you hate your mother’s arms?”
“I like mom… I like the light horse…”
“Did you like the mother or the light horse?”
“Uh…”
“Don’t bother the kid, come here.”

It’s already casting her mom likes her daddy likes. It’s a real arm blow. Cheonsol was very sorry and handed Ranran over to me.

“Hee hee. I like the light horse. Warm.”
“She has never been so resentful of the fact that her original daughter is a vampir. You are cylindrical.”
“What are you complaining about? Since you were holding me all the time, you must have wanted to enjoy Dad’s arms too.”
“That makes sense.”
“Haam…”

Ranran yawned and fell asleep soundly. A baby wriggling in her palm is so cute and adorable. This is how her daughter’s fool is born.

She swore once again. I can’t give such a cute daughter to another bastard. As she and Cheonsol looked at Ranran’s sleeping face, Sophia said something out of the blue.

“Ranran was also born, but the egg is still there. Could it be that Dohoyone’s egg was born?”
“What a great idea! Contact Dohoyo right away!”
“Uh?! Why?”

Of course, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen Ebrande. To be honest, you should give your minions community passes as well. We had sex and even gave birth, but we couldn’t even talk to each other, let alone see each other.

She says she wants to see another woman in front of Cheon-Sol, so let’s give her a plausible excuse.

“Of course, I want to show off Ranran.”
“Yes! I’ll call Dohoyo right away!”

Is persuasion so easy? Where can I go to get scammed? Can not help it. Goddess education should be done by her servants. Let’s tease her often from now on and develop her tolerance.