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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 313

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 313

Chapter 313 – Final Battle (1)

With only one final battle left to take first place, we escaped the forced march of one battle a day and took a good rest for the day.

The next day, we started the morning with Sophia’s usual briefing. It wasn’t the usual pre-battle briefing.

“Johannes Graham is a wealthy trainer who has sent out over a hundred minions to battle. On the other hand, we have a fixed entry of six people. It is easy for the opponent to examine our side’s strength, but we have to first predict who we will send out.”〈 Br〉
“Other opponents also had more minions than us.”

“There were so many people out there that the entries were almost fixed. Johannes Graham kept first place but sent out over a hundred minions.”

It was said that there were many skilled servants. Sophia, standing in the center of the training hall, created several screens as if making a presentation.

“Still, there are only a few minions strong enough to deal with us, so it is not impossible to predict. First, we will prepare the machine tribe to counter Cheonsol or Ranran. There are three machine tribes that Johannes Graham mainly uses.”

There are two models that I saw while fighting Shinpago. There was one colorful machine like a combined robot.

“After investigating, I found out that on Cheonsol’s planet, there is a monster called a three-headed dragon. Do you know what it is?”

“It has three heads. It is a dragon with wings and six legs. It can only die if all three heads are crushed or its three hearts are destroyed.”

“The combined robot is five and one. It can only die if all its egos, which make up the head, arms, and legs, are killed.”

“I can just kill them all.”

“The problem is that it has an automatic repair function, so it returns to its original state after 10 minutes. If you destroy one, you have to destroy all four others within 10 minutes to win.”

“Isn’t that a scam?”

There is a limit to the number of times self-healing can occur. Does it make sense to regenerate infinitely if you don’t destroy all five parts within 10 minutes?

“It’s worth it. Don’t you know how long 10 minutes is?”

“Gwangma is more fraudulent!”

No matter how much you think about it, the infinite recovery combined robot is much more of a scam. I don’t know much about the way of thinking of the martial arts people.

“Next is Lulu’s counter, and it will probably be a sacred knight, a saint, or a former saint. I’ve summarized the most commonly used sacred methods and habits, so memorize them well.”



Yes!



“Abni… The counter is not clear, so a strong person will come out. Probably the vice-captain or leader of the Dragon Knights?”

“Yeah…”

“My weakness was revealed while fighting Chirchir. Perhaps a dragon knight with a long-range weapon will appear.”

“It’s going to be difficult. Shall I use Pooiizen Rainain Baaroo?”

“As soon as we get out, let’s use it right away and fight by manipulating the poison like water and firing it.”

“Ah, I don’t have confidence in myself yet. I guess I need to practice.”

He went to the corner of the training ground and began to control the poison rain. This was the reason why we gathered at the training hall and listened to Sophia’s explanation.

It’s hard to win if you only roughly understand the enemy like you do now, so practice assuming the enemy in advance and dealing with it.

To be honest, it felt like a student’s cramming session before an exam. Originally, the test was based on your usual skills.

“Johan… Can you beat Brigitte Siri? It was difficult when you faced her at the farm.”

“I barely won by getting pregnant. But I’m not the same person I was back then. I’m much stronger.”

I gained the talent to be almost immune to mental attacks and the talent to recover continuously. Above all, Siri was not alone.

“The Drake, which is used as a vehicle, is also female, so it can be double-stacked.”

“I’ll believe it. Then let’s start practicing! There’s still a week left until the end of the season, so let’s practice until we’re sure we can win!”

We had a more intense schedule than when we battled every day. After completing four days of hellish training, everyone’s eyes were shining with life.

Even Avni, who had dead eyes except when she was looking at me, was filled with life.

“Definitely…”

“I have to win.”

“If I win…”

She declared that if Avni won, she would have sex with her dad. When everyone was dazed after hearing the bombshell remark. Only Ranran was active.

“Ranran too! I want to have sex with Gwangma again!”

“What did you just say? Did you say it again?”

“If I get first place, forgive Gwangma!”

I thought Ranran had finally lost her patience, but she presented such a bargaining chip. She was a smart kid too.

“Cheonsol. And Sophia. We don’t have time to worry about trivial things. First, let’s think about getting first place.”

“Forgiveness…”



Me too! I want to do it again!

Sophia stumbled as the three sisters cried out loud for sex. Every time her legs swayed, her breasts fluttered.

“Uh… What is it? I want to scold Yohan, but I can’t…”

“She is the same as the main woman. As Gwangma said, she thinks she will win first. If she loses, all she has to do is open the formalities of Gwangma’s execution.”

“Ha… Cheonsol is right. If you win, I’ll forgive you.”

“Sex…”

“I also allow sex. If you lose instead, you know?”

It’s not a joke, I really thought I could die. She promised herself that she would win without having to do this, but she really must win.

Let’s get Brigitte Siri pregnant and have legal sex with her daughters.

“The determination of Gwangma is conveyed. There is no need to mention the children.”

“What about me?”

“I’ll take care of you even if you get better.”

“That’s right.”

As everyone was on fire, Sophia also became serious. Sophia declared with a hardened expression.

“Let’s go for first place!”

“Yes!”

“Yohan has to work really hard, you know?”

“Yes…”

*

Johannes Graham laughed when he saw the battle request. He was so mad that he ruled the Newbie League of outer space.

‘You’re finally challenging me’

I still remembered the crazy human I met at the dwarven workshop. How could he make such a deep impression on a member of the Graham family who erases from his memory any minions of even the slightest value.

Also, he is said to have a low point that he cannot use in battle.

As Johannes laughed, the secretary who was serving him raised his glasses.

“Did some crazy person challenge you?”

“Okay. I guess the minions are ready?”

“I have been training since I met the crazy human at the Guardian’s Farm. My preparation is perfect.”

“I should not be robbed of the position I deserve.”

Graham’s family also performed brilliantly in the Central Space regular league. The first god who founded the family advanced to the mid-finals in the 3rd championship.

The reason why Johannes, a member of such a family, started in the Outer Space League was because of tradition.

Rules established by the first person from outer space. All fleets ranked first and advanced to the center.

Johannes will also retain first place and leave for the central league. He called his most trusted servant.

“Brigit Siri.”

Wow!

The free-flying Drake descended, howling. Siri jumped up, kicking Drake’s back, then somersaulted and landed.

“Yes, master.”

“You can punish a crazy person, right? You will have to repay the trust that sent you away, not the man.”

“I will definitely win!”

“That’s right.”

Johannes Graham clicked on the screen. His smile deepened as he checked the field.

‘It’s an okay field.’

If it had been a field where more than ten fairies appeared, it would have been advantageous for the crazy humans, but it was an ordinary field where only one appeared.

The likelihood of keeping family traditions has increased.

“Hey! The guy who lost last time! Where is the dragon knight who got beaten and kicked by our Yohan?”

Since I was in a good mood, I didn’t fall for low-level provocation. Johannes, ignoring Sophia, gestured to the secretary.

“The first minion is…”

“You can’t even answer. Were you scared? Were you scared at the thought of being the first in your family to come in second place?”

“A low-level provocation…”

“Well, I received all kinds of support and barely came in first place, but I must have been scared because it was obvious that I would lose to me, who had come so far up from the bottom.”

“Low level…”

“How embarrassing it would be to lose. Honestly, if I had been born into your family, I would have won the Central Universe Championship a long time ago.”

I didn’t mind insulting myself, but it was difficult to tolerate insulting the first high priest whom I respected.

Johannes, who fell for the provocation, responded.

“The bitch who was lucky enough to pick a good servant talks a lot.”

“If you hire him, he’ll pick you too. Why couldn’t a guy with so many planets pick a minion like Yohan?”

“I heard that you conceived the seed of a servant. Do you still qualify as a god?”

In human terms, it was an insult like, ‘You got pregnant through bestiality.’ It was a perfect insult to the gods who secretly cared about their appearance, but not to Sophia.

“Is there one? Yohan won’t replace it even if a truck like you comes by?”

“…”

The opponent was so confident that Johannes was speechless. Even though it was a battle of momentum, I was angry at the thought of losing.

“Secretary. Send out the first minion.”

“Let us go first…”

“Didn’t they say the preparation was perfect? ​​It doesn’t matter who shows up. Just take the overwhelming shot and press it.”

“Yes.”

[The pinnacle of the newbie league – Johannes Graham has sent out his first minion.]

[Minion – White-crowned Blackbird]

-Smack!

A ferocious looking bird roared. It was so brutal that it destroyed the hearts of people who like cute things.

This was what Johannes Graham thought when he saw the young bird threatening with its small body.

‘This is a minion brought in from the family after seeing other minions fighting on the farm. Only once per battle. It was also brought up during a battle with a guy named Meschu who really hates Sofia, so that information probably didn’t get into there. Since it’s a bird, people over there probably think it’s a counter to Lamia. She’s not just Lamia, she’s also good as Death Rage. All at once…’

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Avni]

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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