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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 287

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 287

Chapter 287 – Lulu (1)

A festival hosted by Sophia was held. Unlike the Eungae Festival, it was a small festival held only by people from the New Territories.

The participants are me, Cheonsol, Naa, Hawaii, Ranran, Avni, and Lulu.

-And! Do you roast Sehrimnir whole? I’m already salivating…

-Nod

An alphabet that appears and disappears at will, Gaia Half Hall, who has appeared for the first time in a long time.

Gahahol is definitely my skill, but strangely I can’t control it well. There were times when I didn’t expect it to come out, and there were times when I wanted to keep summoning it but was reverse summoned.

I guess it’s because it’s a skill not equipped for battle. I don’t know.

“Bake…”

-Mud…

Lirota was in charge of grilling Sehrimnir whole. She was an earth spirit with high heat resistance, so she was the right person to ignore the flames and turn the skewer.

“Is it a festival? Can I participate too?”

“Who is this? It’s not Elisa! It’s been a while since you came to visit?”

“Spring is coming to an end, so the fairy has a lot to do. So today is the only time she has time.”

Elisa, the fairy queen, also came to visit after a long time and enjoyed the festival. Fairies are originally a race that likes picnics.

“Dad, please leave the mat and snacks to me.”

“Would you like to see Elisa’s sense?”

“You can trust it.”

Elisha used her fairies to spread her mat. In the center of her home, a huge whole roasted sehrim nir was cooking, and she was in a mood as she sat on a mat surrounding the whole roast and enjoyed refreshments.

This is a festival.

“Master. When will the alcohol be served?”

“I ordered it, and it came right away! I ordered a big bottle of nectar! Real nectar, not the diluted nectar drink, is expensive!”

An excited Sophia poured the golden liquid into my glass. The moment the liquid was exposed to the air, the scent spread. It was fruity and sweet like honey, so my mouth started watering.

“I accept Cheonsol, I accept Naa, I accept Eve!”

“Thank you.”

“Nectar. I like the smell.”

“This is the drink that the gods drink! If I drink this, will I not be able to return to Earth?”

I was worried for no reason because Hawaii was the only non-minion. It seems to recall the anecdote of Persephone, who was unable to return to this world after eating food.

“What? Ahaha! If that was the case, I wouldn’t have treated you well! You can drink without pressure! I’ll fill up my glass too… Now let’s do it!”

“Juyin! Ranran didn’t get the drink!”

Ranran, who had been neglected, emptied the glass containing the blood and held it out. Sophia was embarrassed and shook the bottle containing the nectar.

“Huh? Ranran wants to drink too?”

“Ranran is not a child! She’s an adult! She can drink!”

“That’s right…”



We are all grown up, but we are disappointed that they did not give us nectar. Does Sophia still see us as children? In that case, sending them to battle is child abuse.

Lulu’s reckless killings are always scary. Sophia broke out in a cold sweat and looked at Cheonsol and me.

“Alcohol is originally learned from adults. Since children are adults, we also teach them how to drink.”

“She feels the same way. She needs to be educated well when she first drinks, so she doesn’t develop bad habits. And today is a good opportunity to learn how to drink.”

“Then Ranran, Avni, and Lulu come and get it too!”

The three sisters happily received the nectar. After pouring all the drinks, Sophia was about to pick up the glass again when Elisa held out her hand.

“Elisa too?”

“I am the queen. It is okay to drink.”

“Is that so? Take Elisha too!”

Only after she had received the cup from Elisa did she drink. Cried Sophia, standing in front of Sehrim Nir Tonggui, raising her glass above her head.

“For the first place in spring rankings!”

“For!”

“Wihaayeoeo.”

Hawaii and me, who knew the Korean company dinner culture well, repeated it, and the rest followed suit.

Now that the toast is over, it’s time to drink the long-awaited nectar. The moment it touched my lips, the sweet scent came straight to my nose, the moment it touched my tongue, it was pleasantly released, and as I passed it down my throat, it became hot, and my breath was released.

“Ha…”

A sweet smell followed my breath. Even after filling my mouth, I was intoxicated by the scent that remained and spread outward.

“How are you guys? Is it delicious?”

“Hiya! It’s delicious! Ranran wants another drink!”

“Me too…”

“Since the master is having a hard time, I will serve him instead. Children, please accept the alcohol this mother gives you.”

Everyone fell in love with nectar and had a drinking party. Everyone stood up, drank, and walked around talking, without Elisa laying down her mat.

-This is the rib meat you ordered.

“It was cooked well and chewy. I feel good. I am exempt from punishment until tomorrow.”

-Thank you!

I also walked around eating meat and drinking a lot. Hawaii, who was enjoying the party, suddenly came next to me.

“When did you come?”

“Just now?”

“Is the party fun?”

“Yeah…”

Eve’s eyes were faint. I was curious to see what I was seeing, so I followed his gaze.

“So there’s Ranran! She’s so small! Even smaller than when she was a baby! I heard she rode her horse on her hand back then!”

“Eldest sister… I’m drunk… Furthermore, I’m in big trouble…”



Please stop repeating what you said. I feel like my ears are bleeding. Cheonsol’s mother, please stop my eldest sister.



“It reminds me of when Ranran had just hatched. She was the size of a thumb, so she was really cute.”

Ranran and Cheonsol are drunk. It was unexpected. I thought you two were going to drink a lot. In particular, Cheon Sol got drunk late when she drank on Earth.

“It’s a harmonious family.”

“Right?”

“Since we live in the divine world, we won’t be meeting each other every day.”

“Yes.”

“I’m jealous.”

Hawaii took a shot of her neck tar and poured it again. When did you get the liquor bottle?

“I want to be with you every day too.”

“…”

Is there a sudden confession? I wondered why I had become so sentimental, but my pupils were dilated. Eve seems to be drunk too.

“Ahahaha! Guys, pour it in! Drink it!”

Sophia was completely drunk. Four women got drunk in a short period of time. This isn’t a question of quantity. It looks like the nectar is very strong.

Do it. Originally, it was said that sweet alcohol was the most dangerous. And nectar is a drink for the gods.

Since it is alcohol that gods drink to get drunk, it must be that strong.

“What do you think?”

Eve leaned on my shoulder and opened her eyes. I liked the vaguely protruding lips, so I kissed them briefly.

“Of course I would like you to come, but you have to climb the tower.”

“You said you came right up to the God Realm. Can’t I do the same?”

“Well… I guess it’s possible, but if you do that, you won’t have a place.”

I was Sophia’s first minion. I started from the Newbie League, gained experience, and came this far.

I don’t know if Eve became a minion at a similar time, but there was too much going on for me to participate now.

Especially next season, you will be out of the newbie league and will be fighting against level 3, 4, and even level 5 players. Receive and raise a level 1 newbie at a critical time when you need to strengthen your existing power?

“It would be okay if we had a very large talent pool, but right now it’s a bit like that. Climb the tower fairly and win a place as a subordinate.”

“Tsk.”

“I will wait until then.”

“… Okay. I’ll try my best.”

Even though I said that, he seemed a little upset, so I comforted him. After a little bit of soothing, Ranran screamed and called me.

“Gwangma! Ranran wants to receive the glass that Gwangma gives her! Give Ranran a drink!”

“Ranran. What kind of speaking habits was that? Speak politely.”

“Ranran wants to learn Judo from Gwangma!”

“I’ll be there soon.”

I received nectar from Sophia and went to Ranran. Ranran politely held out his glass.

“Please!”

“Okay. It’s late, but drink in moderation. Let’s continue to listen to Dad carefully.”

“Yes!”

“Me too…”

“Ebni is still a great daughter. There is no other daughter as devoted as Ebni.”

“That’s right…!”

After giving good words to the two daughters, the remaining women lined up. Even the first row was Sophia.

“Sophia? Why are you here?”

“What? Yohan can’t even pour me a drink? This is discrimination against a goddess!”

“I’ll follow along, so don’t be angry. Um… Thank you always? I’ll do better in the future, too?”

“Old people.”

As soon as Sophia received her drink, she drank it all.

“Hehe.”

“For now, sit next to me. Elisa. Can you take care of Sophia?”

“If you pour me a drink, I will take care of it.”

“Ugh. I have a lot of hardships because I’m the queen. It’ll be hard, but let’s work hard in the future. If anything difficult happens, contact your dad.”

“Okay!”

As soon as Elisa received her nectar, she took a swig, and then she flew over and landed on Sophia’s lap.

I told him to take care of it, but he got drunk too. I suddenly had an ominous feeling.

They say that the unhappiest person at a drinking party is the one who can’t get drunk until the end and cleans up after himself. That won’t be me, right?

“I’ll get better, open a drink for me.”

“Hey… Nectar is falling on the egg. Is it okay?”

“Laamiiaa is okay. If it’s nectar, it’s okay.”

I don’t know. Go ahead and take care of it. Lamia, the delinquent mother, drinks half. She shed half of the eggs.

-Give it to me too!

-Dori

“Albata can’t drink because he’s still a kid. When we’re done, let’s clean up after ourselves with dad.”

-Hueng!

-Todak pat

Gaia Half Hall takes good care of Albata. Even summoned things seem to have maternal love.

“Don’t you drink Lulu?”



You should drink it. By the way, Dad. Doesn’t everyone seem drunk?

As Lulu said, she was all drunk. Sophia was dozing off.

“Ugh. The nectar is stronger than I thought. When are you going to sort this out?”



It’s a shame it’s already been sorted out. Still, I’m still here. Would you like to change seats and have some more?

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

인간이 임신을 잘시킴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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