Chapter 280 – Lucky Minion (7)
“Chwiik. These are the eyes of a warrior.”
“Speaks like a true otaku.”
This is something I never imagined I would say to a childhood friend I lost when I was young. If a man named John had grown up as handsome as the boy in Eve’s memories, he would not have spoken harshly, but now he has suffered too many times to speak kindly.
In her long broadcasting career, didn’t she get suspended twice in a short period of time, something she rarely did? I had barely gotten used to her naked armor, but I didn’t know that this crazy person would suddenly take off her underwear.
“Chwiik. What is an otaku? Are you a true warrior? Then, the Japanese language is an otaku! “Chwiiik!”
Rattling
The shameless madman approached her, rattling his snake. It was a dangerous approach from a monster that would tear apart a human with a great sword, but the danger to Jeongjo felt greater than the danger to her life.
No matter how much of a childhood friend he is and the man who gave him his first love, his shell is too much…
“Something like an orc is targeting Hawaii! Hawaii! I will protect you!”
A male hunter, who was slightly better than an orc and whose claws were as different from the grime on them, stepped in between the two. Things became uncomfortable with Eve.
‘No matter how hard the wall is, they attack it and continue to do so even in this situation. ‘John won’t be mistaken, right?’
She gave me a look that said, ‘We have nothing to do with each other and I actually hate that.’ It was because she didn’t want to be hated because of unnecessary misunderstandings.
At the same time, a question arose. That man was dealing with Vampire led by Cheon Sol. How did he escape?
Was your skill that good? Or were the vampirs weaker than we thought?
“Pi P.”
“Pippi.”
Any questions I had were quickly answered. The lower-class vampirs did not forgive humans who arrogantly turned their backs on them.
“Pi P.”
“Aaaaa! Take it away! Not Hawaii! Please take the vampires away from me!”
“Pippi!!”
A shameful crime arose in calling the Vampirs, a high race, as low-level vampires. Thanks to an acquaintance named Cheonsol, Hawawa realized Vampire’s physiology and turned her head.
If I was hated by Yohan and Cheonsol at the same time, the rest of my life was difficult.
“Now that the little brats are gone, let’s decide the winner among the captains.”
“Chwiik! Jachikkeer will challenge you to a sacred duel!”
[The Orc Warchief – Zachuk requested a sacred duel.]
[The abilities and morale of the faction that wins the duel increase.]
Originally, I couldn’t refuse the duel, but now that the event had occurred, I couldn’t refuse it even more.
“Good.”
[The sacred duel has begun.]
The surrounding creatures were pushed out, leaving Hawaii and the Orc standing facing each other. Eve accepted it as a form of sacred duel, but John and Cheonsol, who knew battle, accepted it differently.
The tower that appeared on Earth is an institution for training minions. The sacred duel was clearly a taste of battle.
“Chwiik! I will give up the first strike!”
John announced that the duel had begun for Eve, who was not used to battle. Eve clenched her fist and kicked the ground.
“Hiyaaaaa!”
As she bravely charged forward, she winked at Johan, who was disguised as the orc warchief.
Chosen by a crazy person, she realized that her body was stronger than most of her weapons. That’s why she didn’t use durable items.
I liked this way of fighting, but I was very afraid because I was charging at an orc with a muscular body and a large sword larger than her body, and it was an enemy attack.
‘So let’s put down our weapons and fight bare-chested! Be a man!’
[A crazy person with a bare body? Manliness? He mutters sinisterly.]
“Chwiik! It’s a fight between men and women! A stick is enough!”
For a moment, Eve was pleased to see him throwing away his sword. She was shocked to see her holding the part of her body that had taken her first place with both hands.
“What are you doing?”
“Chwiik! It’s a man’s fight!”
Boowooung
Eve, who had stopped in place because it was an unexpected sight, quickly rolled on her floor. She heard a swarm of bees passing over her head.
Her hair stood up.
‘If it’s that long and thick, it can be used as a weapon!’
Yohan may be the only crazy person who swings at vital points, but it still gave me goosebumps. Evewa rolled three times behind her in preparation for the ensuing attack.
Rolling, an infinite evasion technique in fighting games. It was a skill that Hawaii, a competitive gamer who once held the top spot and rose to second place even after the appearance of ‘that bastard,’ used it well in real life.
She even was confident that she rolled better than that baby. Users who have more opportunities to defend than attack tend to have much higher skill levels!
“Chwiik, chwiik?”
John also seemed to be surprised by her rolling skills and stopped swinging his cock. Eve dusted herself off and measured the gap between her and her partner.
‘Because I have short limbs, my opponent’s reach is longer. It would be difficult to dig inside. Instead, if you keep using that as a weapon, you’ll get in trouble.’
“Hey!”
After making her estimate, Hawaii attempted to attack. A technique where she lifts her leg as if she is going to kick, then folds it once and punches her.
It was a very effective technique even if the opponent was not fooled because it allowed her to be caught and defend her lower body, and it created the illusion that her arms were stretching.
It was a difficult attack to deal with no matter how many times I saw it, but Yohan easily blocked it. Even after blocking it with his dick. He even fought back by swinging a long, hard meat club.
“Chwiik! The orc’s club brings a human woman into submission!”
“Turn it off!”
Eve easily dodged her meat stick. Since it was a lump of flesh attached to her lower body, there were only a limited number of areas that could be attacked, so it was easy to predict where she would hit.
After ten attacks were completed, the opportunity Hawaii was looking for arose.
“Chwiiik! What is a kkotomi!”
An orc lightly jumping and swinging its cock. It was clear that he intended to slap her cheek. Otherwise, there was no reason to run.
Eve did not avoid it. She held both of her cheeks to feel more comfortable.
“Chwiik?”
The moment when Yohan opened his eyes in surprise.
Wow!
The cock hit Eve’s cheek, leaving a red mark on her.
Kwaak.
Eve is the most vital place among vital places. I managed to hold his balls in her hands. No matter how great an orc’s physical ability was, unless he had characteristics such as adamantine fire, his balls were not strong.
In other words. Since becoming a servant, John has been overcome by the pain he had forgotten.
“Chwiiiiik!!”
The death knell of the orc who was caught by the balls rang out on the battlefield. The man’s screams of pain and anger attracted attention and resonated with males, both human and orc.
“Wow…”
“That’s a bit…”
“Chwiik, chwiik! Human females are scary! It’s dangerous!”
Men. In particular, when the morale of the male Orcs dropped, the situation became favorable to the humans. Hawaii asked the orc whose limbs were twitching.
“You lost, right?”
“Chwiik! A warrior does not give in! Stomach, not balls… Squeeze!!”
Casting
As I massaged his balls as if they were going to burst, John shed tears.
“Admit defeat?”
“Chwiik!”
A strange seed sprouted in Eve’s heart as she saw the orc crying out in her grasp. She had no qualms about being bullied and wanted to be called queen.
“Huh.”
Although it is still weak, the possibility of it becoming bigger leaked out with laughter. John, who was groaning in pain, recognized the meaning of that laughter like a ghost.
‘It can’t go on like this, Chwiik!’
John devised a way to escape the crisis. I was caught off guard and caught a vital point, so I will have to pay the price.
The cost is a bit high, but what if he is not in his original body?
“Chwiik!!”
“Huh? Why are you making a fuss? Are you ripping this off? Are you really ripping it off?”
“Chwiiik!”
Puk puk puk puk
John, with his clasp, struck Eve on the head. Eve, who had been hit several times on the top of her head, also got angry and put pressure on her hand.
“It’s really true that you see this!!”
“Keeeeek…!”
John slammed his fist and shook his body, enduring the pain of squeezing his balls. No matter how strong the orc’s strength is, it is not being used properly.
Still, I struggled. It wasn’t enough to take away Eve’s strength, but it was enough to break everything else.
Scold
A sound that made the men tremble again rang out. After becoming free, John broke his neck from side to side.
Puddeuddeuk
Drop… Drop…
“Chwi, chwi. Orcs don’t fall like this.”
“Uh… No… This is…”
Hawaii could not accept the sudden change in circumstances. He was beaten while holding the lump of flesh left by the orc in his hand.
“Chwiik! It’s revenge made of eunuchs!”
“Turn it off…!”
“It’s a man’s tears, Chwiik!!”
Yohan was not a man who regarded his partner as a woman or childhood friend. I beat him mercilessly without covering his fists, chest, and stomach.
“Chwiik! Come, come, come, come!!”
John, who was attacking Eve in anger after having his balls torn off, stopped his attack due to the numb pain.
Drip drip
The bleeding occurring in the center of the lower body was so large that it was difficult to ignore. Johan once again realized how much of a fraudulent skill self-healing was.
“Chwiiik. We have to compete!”
“Win… Good…”
While John stopped. Eve, who had overcome the shock of being beaten, also took a stance. A woman and a man raising their guard and taking steps.
‘It feels strangely familiar.’
Eve thought she had repeated this composition dozens and hundreds of times. ‘That guy’ I met in the game looked similar to Yohan.
It seemed like they overlapped because the opponent was probably stronger than them, and it was a one-on-one situation. I have never beaten ‘that bastard’ in the game, but this time it will be different.
“Chwiik! Let’s settle the matter!”
“Yes~ If I wait too long, I will win due to excessive bleeding~”
Since your opponent has an injury that cannot be treated, you win as long as you run away. Even the opponent couldn’t run properly due to bleeding in the groin.
What better conditions can there be than this?
“Don’t run away cowardly, fight like a man!”
“You’re not getting drunk anymore?”
“Chwiiik!”
After a 10-minute chase, the orc fell. Hawaii stepped on the fallen orc’s chest and roared.
“Hawawawawa!!”
It was a bit out of shape, but it was a valuable victory anyway.
