Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 263

Chapter 263 – Return of the Production Genius (1)

Sophia, who had become mushy, attacked with her soft breasts. I’ve seen quite a bit of weakness, but it’s always new and pretty.

“Sophia. Thank you for your hard work.”

“As expected, Yohan understands. Do you know what Skyleon means? There was an uproar as they invited him to be a judge but asked why he was entrusted with other tasks instead of judging.”

“Like that.”

“The spider mite is still young and plays as it pleases! She had a hard time preventing the gods from trying to tempt the spider. She is a member of the regular league and only indulges her greed…”

“It must have been really difficult.”

“And when you come to play, there are many trainers who just enjoy themselves and get into trouble. Some even engage in private battles.”

“That’s Tohoyo, right?”

Oh. I made a mistake. I was supposed to send an automatic reply, but something came up that I knew, so I pretended to know without realizing it.

It is best to respond appropriately to someone who complains that they have had a hard time. If you does it wrong, the story will become endlessly long.

“Did you see Yohan too? I never thought Dohoyo would cause an accident, but he set a bad precedent from day one. It’s my opinion, but I think more accidents happened because of him. And…”

Sophia’s words continued endlessly. Her body was happy because she was breastfeeding, but her mind was suffering.

While looking for a way out, she found a spider mite playing with her children. When she saw the mini spider she had seen on the first day of the competition, she was reminded of her original purpose.

“Sophia. Let’s forget the past and think about the future. You earned a lot, right?”

“That’s right.”

“And there’s more to be gained, right?”

“That’s right! Spider! Give me a reward!”

-It’s not just a spider, it’s a spider mite.

Your tone of voice has changed since the first time you met? It was like the influence of playing with a mite spirit.

Surprisingly, the mini spider appears to have been a miniaturized body. It grew in size, but after plucking out its fur, peeling off some of its shell, and spewing out spider webs, it became smaller again.

Because the spider web was spewed from above me, I turned into spider food. As I was trying to remove the cobwebs wrapped around her body, the feel was better than I expected.

It was not wet but smooth and had a strong viscosity. The texture was as smooth as the finest fabric and seemed to be resistant to shock.

As an experiment, she grabbed a strand and tried to break it, but it was fine. Her hand was slightly cut and drops of blood came out.

“Ouch! Ranran is blooming! It’s a bad spider web! Gwangma will scold me!”

“Fool…”

The spider web is black? Dad. I liked the dresses I wore for the pageant, but the crown was the best. However, since it is impossible to make a spider web, I would like you to make a veil instead.

While I was figuring out the spider web, the kids also took action. Ranran was an idiot, Avni seemed to have already come up with a plan, and Lulu was really bold.

“I understand why Sophia wanted the spider mite web. It would be great to make armor or weapons. I’m already feeling inspired.”

I am a veil, right?

“Okay.”

Exciting! In Ranran’s older sister style, Hiyaaa!

Lulu is making a fuss. Is it okay for a beauty pageant winner to run around like that? I once again realized the deceitfulness of the voice.

“So, please clean up the spider webs. You spider mites. What kind of injustice have you done to me that made you do this?”

-Because it’s fun! The crazy person said he liked it so much that he gave it to me especially!

“Is that really true?”

“The spider mites are right. It’s a lot more than I expected. I guess Yohan really liked it!”

The women who heard Sophia’s words patted the spider mite, saying it was kind. Looking at its expression, I was aiming for this 100% of the time.

You win the favor of women by giving men gifts. For a spider, it had incredible strength. I don’t know if I will make a name for myself as Casanova in the spider world in the distant future.

Of course, it’s still a long way off. Since she is a woman with a wife, it is just a waste of time.

“Hey, my eyes are in such a strange place? I feel alive.”

“It’s an illusion.”

“What is an illusion? Yohan, let’s relax our eyes and retrieve the spider web. It’s easier to wrap it around the spider’s shell. Oh, Lulu and Cheonsol also received a reward for the competition, right?”

“Yes.”

A lot has come in. Should I take it out?

Lulu took out her items without even listening to her answer.

[Mite Spider’s Web]

[Carapace of a mite spider]

[Mite spider fur]

In addition to the items we are familiar with, there were many more. Sophia, who never misses an opportunity to explain, showed her explainer nature again today.

“This is not a mite spider, but I received it separately because it is a compensation guaranteed by the system. Even if the quality of the material is a little low…”

“How far is it?”

“The one the mite gave me directly was S-level and this one was A-level? Anyway, even if you fall a little bit, they give you materials and items that you can’t get unless you kill the mites. Do you want to take out Cheonsol too? Let’s calculate together.”

Even Cheonsol took out the item. I put the ingredients aside and looked at the finished product first.

[M.B.W.N(most beautiful woman by Ng-ae dress.)

[Grade: Rare]

[Aeoh, a dress given to the most beautiful woman recognized by mites!]

[All technology resource consumption reduced by 30%]

[Enhanced skill power]

[Enhanced Death Rage racial characteristics]

[Automatic washing and automatic restoration]

[S.B.W.N school uniform]

[Grade: Rare]

[The oshiaeo that the leader wears when dancing!]

[Reduce resource consumption of skills related to swords and footwork by 30%.]

[Create evasion probability]

[Automatic washing and automatic restoration]

Although they were the same rare level, there was a difference in the number of options. Chacha, who came in third place, probably received clothes with only two options.

“As expected, as expected from a beauty pageant, they gave out fraudulent items. Yohan is not an item with this option. How long does it take to create an item with such high resource consumption?”

The option of resource consumption did not work well even at rare level. Even if it did, it was difficult to exceed 10%, and when it reached 15%, it appeared alone, as if to say, ‘This is the limit of rare items.’

In short, the items that appeared as competition rewards were never rare. Things that are at least hero level are limited because you’re a newbie, right? He threw it away saying, ‘I’ll give you a special shout out.’

Likewise, it would be difficult for me to achieve 30% resource consumption due to the limit… But how can I back down when Sophia has touched a man’s pride?

“One day is enough.”

When I showed off, Sophia and Cheonsol tapped my chin and stroked my cheek as if they were cute. I don’t know why these women do this. Do you feel affection for me just because I haven’t seen you for a few days?

“Me too…”

“Abni is cute!”

Seeing Avni bragging and pretending to be relaxed, I understood. This is how Sophia and Cheonsol felt.

“Ah daddy, isn’t it cute?”

Naa even instilled strange common sense into Al. I was about to say something but stopped. Isn’t there a folk belief that if you keep telling someone they’re cute, they’ll become really cute?

Adding one more thing to my endless charm will help me meet women and in battle…

Pak!

“Why are you hitting my chest all of a sudden?”

“Yohan smirks every time he thinks of something useless. So I hit him.”

“When did I start grinning?”

“That’s right. “Didn’t you notice that my wife and Lulu were wearing tight clothes?”

How are you doing, Dad?

Lulu, wearing a fancy dress, walked around me, giggling. The sight of her fluttering skirt rising to her calves and falling down hit her chest.

What man wouldn’t have his heart pounding at the sight of the line from his smooth calves to his thin ankles?

“You only look at Lulu too much. Didn’t she see the real woman in her eyes?”

Cheonsol began to dance lightly. She didn’t raise her sword, but her wide sleeves fluttered to erase the blank space. Her dancing was beautiful from a distance, but seeing it up close was special.

It could have been because it was a dance just for me.

“Ranran wants to do it too! Ranran wants to be like her mother! Teach me!”

“You can only learn Cheonsolbo if you are great at it. “Have you achieved great success?”

“Ranran is a genius!”

“Open it.”

While attention was focused on Ranran and Cheonsol. Sophia took out a green pouch from the pile of items.

“It’s the self-righteousness of a mite spider, right? “The finished items are good, but there are many that have good ingredients.”

“Was there poison in the mite?”

The mini spider waved her paw excitedly. She was dyed a faint dark green, so much so that you wouldn’t notice it unless you focused on the tips of her feet.

“There has to be a means of attack other than spider webs. The mite spider’s venom is comparable to cheats at level 2 minions. The grade… Is disappointing. “I can’t use her because she’s a hero.”

“No.”

Even if the grade of the material is heroic, there is no guarantee that the completed item will be heroic or higher. The production method also came to mind right away. Haven’t there been many ways to mix rare ingredients with common ingredients in human history?

Just extract a little of the poison and apply it to your weapon. If you just apply it, it may be treated as a consumable enchantment, so it has to be added during the production process, and the best way is coating.

“It’s been a while since I gained material that awakens my spirit of challenge. Sophia. Let’s go back to the divine realm right away.”

“Not now.”

Sophia pointed to Cheonsol, who was eager to learn martial arts. I admitted it right away. When it came to martial arts, Cheonsol became strict and did not listen even when Sophia tried to stop him.

Let’s wait patiently until it’s over.