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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 257

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 257

Chapter 257 – Aeo, the Most Beautiful Woman Chosen by Mites! (2)

I arrived at the VIP section using the mite spirit’s tunnel movement magic. If she had been a low-level spirit, she would not have had any dirt on her body, but the mite was immature, so she had a lot of dirt on her clothes.

It was annoying to brush it off, but the mite didn’t do it on purpose, and she’s cute, so forgive her.

– Arrival! Mites are busy so let’s go!

Eung-ae gave a cute wave and left. She said the VIP seats look like they were inspired by stadiums on Earth.

First, it was isolated from the outside with a transparent magic glass wall, and the inside was equipped with a soft sofa and plenty of snacks.

But why are there so many sofas? There are too many for just me and Avni. Is it perhaps Sophia’s consideration to place the sofas together like a bed, so you can lie down?

Shuuk

– Arrival! Then, let the mites go!

The mite earlier appeared with a pair of her man and woman. As soon as Doho Yoga saw me, her face scrunched up.

“Are we really going to share this? Sophia didn’t tell me this.”

“It’s not been a long time… It’s just nice to meet you. How have you been, Brother Evrande?”

“Of course, sister-in-law. I also brought a camera to take pictures of her younger siblings and nephews.”

Snap

As soon as Evrote arrived, he took a picture of Ebni. She clicked her shutters as if possessed and tilted her head to one side.

“Seup. It’s strange. Avril’s mood has changed as well, but Avni’s mood has also changed. They used to just lie around, so why did they look lewd?”

My heart was pounding, and I couldn’t react right away. I’ve matured a bit by taking the steps of adulthood from the kids I’ve had sex with, but I can’t believe you notice that. She never thought that Ebrote, whom she thought of as an immature fool, would have a sharp side.

Fortunately, thanks to Ebrote pulling all the aggro from her, she didn’t notice her unnatural reaction.

“Now that the kids are all grown up, of course they get sexy.”

“Is that so? Well, the kids are all grown up…”

“Yes…!”

“But where is Ebring? Didn’t he come with me?”

“I tried to bring it, but the mites were so absorbed in the playroom that they didn’t want to come. When they get tired of it, the spirit will bring it.”

Ebni seemed to be interested in the mite playroom and tapped my arm.

“I’ll take you there tomorrow.”

“Why would she be interested in a playroom when her nephew is all grown up?”

Call!

As Ebni opened her eyes, Ebrote cried.

“There’s nothing to see like that.”

Soouk

-Everything has arrived! The mites can rest now!

Those who appeared this time are undead gods, and Chichi King, the trainer of Chacha, Lulu’s mother…

“… Who are you?”

-It’s Legacy’s trainer, Mr. Radho!

I thought I’d seen it before somewhere, but it turned out to be a Legacy trainer. I only saw it once and didn’t recognize it right away.

But why did Radhosira enter the VIP section? Was she a goddess who valued even brief relationships with Sophia?

Oh right. Sophia had only Dohoyo as her friend. It seems that she invited because she wanted to get to know the new friend candidate.

-Crazy man! Why didn’t you contact Legacy at all! How long has Legacy been waiting for your contact!

“No. I didn’t even tell you to contact me.”

-You should have guessed! Why is a guy with so many women so clueless!

Why should I be scolded by a goddess I’ve never seen before? Because Radhosira is pretty.

Being scolded by a bald, pot-bellied man was stressful, but being scolded by a dragon with beautiful red scales was a reward.

-Stop it… You’re a crazy person… You met Chacha often… Furthermore, you raised Lulu well too…

“How do you know that Chichi King raised Lulu well?”

-Because I joined hands with Chacha and entered the beauty pageant… By the way… Take your child with you…

Albata appeared out of thin air, did a somersault and went into Ebni’s arms.

-Abni sister! Chacha’s mom was so boring to her because there was nothing but the undead. She just went to have fun.

“Hmph…”

Avni looked annoyed. Why are you like that? She probably didn’t go out alone to play with the boring and uninterested Chi-Chi King and get upset.

Ebni, who had neglected her younger sister, naturally sat down next to me. She seems upset because her date, which she thought would be fun for just the two of them, was interrupted.

“Everyone said hello, so let’s sit down and watch the competition while we talk. So, Evrande, Evria, Chacha, Lulu, and Legacy are confirmed to participate?”

“Are you all participating except Avni and Albata?”

“They said so.”

It looks like the introduction to the competition has ended while they are talking. A woman dressed in a pure white dress went on stage, escorted by a mite spirit.

It is designed like a wedding dress that every woman of marriageable age on Earth dreams of, and it brings out the woman’s appearance to the fullest. It is not for nothing that clothes are said to be wings.

The problem was that the escort mite was so cute that it stole a lot of attention.

-Tsk! He was crazy!

-That’s right… I don’t know what kind of confidence you came out with…

Radhosira and Chichi King started talking about something only they knew. I missed Sophia, the explanation.

“Dohoyo.”

“Ebrote.”

“Let me explain. Sister-in-law, what do you think are the criteria for passing the preliminaries of a beauty pageant?”

“Isn’t that the number of votes?”

Upon entering, each audience member received a device with a button. When a contestant you like appears, wasn’t they supposed to give them a ticket and line them up in the order they got the votes to determine the finalists?

“That’s the final round. In the preliminaries, we compare the winners and losers with Eung-ae. If she’s a beauty, she should monopolize all the attention that would go to Eung-ae. But that woman doesn’t have the charm to draw attention to herself…”

While listening to the explanation, participant number 1 performed a talent show. Surprisingly, it wasn’t much fun.

“… I don’t have any talent, so I’m eliminated because I don’t meet the standards.”

“It’s cruel.”

The contestant who left with her shoulders slumped in disappointment did not collapse. Dohoyo snorted.

“Why do you sympathize with a woman who indulges her greed without even knowing her subject? She should have abstained on her own if she felt it was not possible.”

Doesn’t Dohoyo have a human heart? She is also a goddess whose insides are as narrow as her small breasts.

-The participant I am attending is Evrandeaeo! Ebrande is so pretty!

I never thought Evrande would show up already. Brande, who always wore only green cloth clothes, appeared in a pure white dress.

She was truly a pure white bride. I feel sorry for contestant number 1, but she was no match for Ebrande.

No. What is the need to be sorry? As Dohoyo said, there is such a difference, so I should have given up on my own.

Brande, who was walking with her head down, spotted me and smiled gently and waved her hand. My heart pounded because she was so different from the image of a strong female prosecutor I had when I first met her.

After all, there should be an event like this in the relationship between men and women. It reminds me of the excitement of our first meeting.

“Uh huh, huh. Uh huh huh huh.”

“It’s noisy…”

“I’m sorry. When I saw the dress Evrande was wearing, I got strangely emotional. It’s not even an elf wedding dress, so why am I like this?”

“Earth…”

“Earth’s wedding dress?”

Ebrote looked at me and made an expression of realization. She was the same as Cheech King or Mr. Rad Ho.

– Indeed… A woman who is having a wedding with the woman she loves is amazed by her appearance… How bold…

– But it’s too early! Since I used my special move in the preliminaries, I won’t be able to do well in the finals!

“I couldn’t help it. This is a beauty contest being held on Sophia’s planet.”

This time, I understood without having to hear an explanation. Ebrande lost the mini beauty pageant because of her small breasts.

It will be no different in the finals.

“Oh. But why did you participate?”

Dohoyo glared at me as if he was going to kill me.

“It’s because of you! I participated to show you my pretty side!”

“It’s somehow pretty. Next time we meet…”

I spoke without thinking and finally hung up. Is it okay for her to say that she will have sex without letting her sleep all night in front of Doho Yorang?

If I had said it carelessly, I could have been hit by a goddess other than Sophia. Her younger brother, Ebrote, was also a major figure.

A normal person can guess this to a certain extent, but her crazy behavior is difficult to predict.

So let’s support Evrande.

“Evrande! It’s pretty! Marry me!!”

I shouted along with the dress concept. She thought she couldn’t hear, but Brande perked her ear, and she smiled brighter than anything else.

It was so beautiful that I was almost blind.

-Hey… I should have gone to Dohoyo’s instead of Chichi King’s.

“Fool…”

Ebni, who had scolded her sister, pulled the corner of her mouth with her hand. She’s practicing her smile, inspired by her mom. She always felt sorry for her obedient daughter, but Brande won by a landslide.

How can you beat the combination of a wedding dress and a happy smile? I guess other audience members felt the same way, so they didn’t even pay attention to the next contestant.

“After all, Evrande is the best, right?”

“I took too many pictures of her youngest. I’m in trouble. Furthermore, I thought I brought plenty of film of her, but I might not have enough.”

Let’s ignore the two out of nowhere.

Swoosh!

“Dohoyo… Huh? It’s dad! Dad!!”

Ebring appeared just as the participants were taking turns. A small child with chubby cheeks and short limbs radiating deadly cuteness came running to me crying.

“Daddy!”

“Is our cute Eveling here?”

“Yes! I’m here!”

“The baby is pretty. Would you like to sit on daddy’s lap?”

“Yes!”

As I was stroking Ebring’s head, I felt a stinging gaze. He petted the jealous Avni, gave Evrote a winner’s bull, and then introduced Evring to Chichiking and Radhosira.

“Ebring is Everia’s daughter. Isn’t she cute?”

-If I had grown up, I might have changed the landscape of beauty pageants… If it were a mite contest, I would have won…

-I agree! This is my first time seeing such a cute creature! Ah! Don’t get too close! I’m worried that I might get hurt if I touch it wrong!

As soon as he appeared, he possessed two gods. Ebring’s cuteness is the best in the universe.

“Dad…”

“Lulu is coming out? I have to see this.”

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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