Chapter 190 – Meeting (3)
Instead of going straight to Eve’s house, we stopped by a convenience store first. Before I was called to the new world, I stopped by a convenience store on a random day, but since it’s been a while since I’ve been here… Not much has changed.
A convenience store is, after all, a convenience store. Even the imported beer corner was similar.
“Oh. New Melting White Choco Fromage Potato Chips have been released. Let’s buy this.”
“The name is terrible. “Is this proper food?”
“It’s sweet and salty, so it’s good as a side dish with drinks.”
While choosing snacks with Cheonsol, Eve suddenly stuck out her head.
“Johan. What do you like to drink?”
“Drink anything without any restrictions.”
“How much to drink?”
“Well.”
When I was an ordinary human, I would drink about two bottles of soju, but now that I have become a minion, and because of the body of the [Diamond Buddha], I don’t know how much I can drink.
The alcohol of the divine world is much stronger than that of the human world. In the first place, it was strange that the alcohol that made minions and gods drunk had a low alcohol content.
I don’t know for sure because I don’t use the kids as an excuse to drink, but it would be enough to drink for three days and three nights to get drunk.
“I guess I’m not drunk?”
“It’s not a bluff… But is it worth it? Hmm… Are you the same, Mr. Cheon Sol?”
“That’s right.”
“I didn’t drink it to get drunk in the first place, so it doesn’t matter? I don’t know.”
Hawaii swept the alcohol into the basket. Seeing that she drinks everything from imported beer to pattu and makgeolli, I guess she wants to drink it to death.
“Ah. Bring some mango beer too.”
“Why?”
“Wheat is delicious.”
Eve opened her big eyes and glared at me. She didn’t say anything, but she seemed to say, ‘Do you eat that…?’
“You have such a unique taste.”
“Gwangma. What is wheat?”
“Mr. Cheonsol, don’t you know about somaek? Didn’t Yohan tell you?”
“To begin with, Gwangma didn’t really talk about her hometown.”
“Huh.”
Hawaii glared at me. I don’t even know how good I’ve been to Cheonsol, but he’s looking at me like that.
I look after her because she is a pretty childhood friend. It wouldn’t have been possible if it was an ugly childhood friend.
“Calculation.”
As Hawaii held out her basket, Alva glanced at her face.
“Aren’t you Hawawa, a streamer and hunter?”
“That’s right. Would you like me to sign it?”
“No… It’s not that bad…”
Eve’s face became grimly distorted. It was hard for me to stop laughing.
“Puhahaha!!!”
So I laughed. I was so full of laughter that I laughed until the stand shook.
“Ha, I already have celebrity disease. They say it’s incurable, so what should I do?”
“… Usually, people who recognize me ask for autographs and photos? This one is unique.”
“Yes, yes. I believe it.”
“Keueueuuuuu…
When I saw Eve swallowing her anger, a smile escaped her lips. When I send her a constellation message, she clenches her teeth and rebels, but she can’t say anything!
It was fun because I was like an Internet idiot who only goes wild on the Internet but has no power in real life.
“Gwangma. What is Internet Folly?”
“A person like Eve.”
“I see. Then who was Lu Bu?”
“An ancient warlord who feels sorry compared to Eve.”
“Wow. He must have been a great general.”
“… It’s so good.”
I don’t want to get hit by the patrons of each constellation, so I’ll just shut up. My part-time job at a convenience store was dying to know what our relationship was.
“What is the relationship between you three?”
“Ah. This is my orphanage classmate and childhood friend, and he’s married to this person. It’s been a while since we met, so I’d like to clear up some confusion.”
“Aha. And there’s something else I want to ask… How do I get chosen by a crazy person?”
Hawaii reflexively looked at me and then looked away. As expected, the sponsor I chose. I made a mistake, but I liked how he corrected it right away.
Let’s send a message to Alba without getting caught.
[Crazy people tell us that they consider talent, appearance, fun, and gender.]
Eve sighed deeply.
“They say men can’t do that.”
“Ah…”
We left the frustrated part-time worker and went home to Eve.
“She thought her apartment was like a beehive, but she’s very different on the inside. She’s better than our nest.”
“Tsk…”
I was angry, but I had no choice but to admit it. My dexterity gave me an overwhelming sense of making items and tools, but interior design was difficult to cover with dexterity alone.
In the first place, it was impossible to have the same aesthetic standards as six different races lived in one house.
Goddess, Cheonsol and I agreed that we should stay in separate rooms, but Ranran, Avni, and Lulu were so stubborn about who they resembled that they didn’t give in.
Even Naa, who had been living in the garden at first, came in saying she wanted to stay with the kids.
So our house became a strange mixture of human style, vampir style, elf style, undead style, and lamia style.
“Really? I thought I lived in a nice house because I was a constellation.”
“It is a good house. How could it not be nice to have the children grow up in the place where the main woman and Gwangma grew in love?”
“…”
Hawaii held her soju bottle like a drunkard and shook it roughly. A tornado appeared inside the green glass bottle.
“Let’s have a drink first.”
“It’s my first time drinking alcohol from Earth, so I’m looking forward to it.”
Giggle
Eve rolled her wheat into a large paper cup. Cheonsol looked very interested.
“Mr. Cheon Sol. You said you were from another planet in the constellation, right? There was no alcohol like this there?”
“To begin with, science was not developed on her planet. Her glass crafts were so rare that she only had a few dozen pieces.”
“Yes?”
Hawaii put her chopsticks in her cup and made a stupid sound. I am the type of person who speaks honestly about what I think.
“It looks really stupid.”
“You’re so loud, you crazy human being.”
“Your first love is a crazy person.”
“Oh really…”
When Eve was about to die from embarrassment, her angel stuck her finger into my side.
“Ack! I stabbed you with all my strength!”
“Don’t be harsh when it’s not even painful. Don’t tease Eve too much.”
“But… It’s so fun.”
“Ha. She expected too much from the original woman.”
Cheonsol stabbed her in the side again and covered her mouth and spoke kindly.
“Hawawa. Let’s ignore Gwangma and continue our conversation.”
“Uh… Yes. Are you of extraordinary origin? Like a nobleman?”
“The original woman’s origins were not noble, but she rose to the position of religious leader, so it is true that she is extraordinary.”
“Cult leader?”
“Unlike Earth, her planet was managed directly by God. Therefore, she is the leader of the cult who serves God, and is the seat of all people.”
“Anyway, you’re high up. Ah, since it’s all rolled up, shall we do it?”
Eve distributed her cup. Cheonsol blinked her eyes.
“What is salt?”
“It’s the Earth’s drinking culture. Lightly clinking glasses is called clinking.”
“It’s an interesting culture. I’ll give it a try.”
“Okay, ta-da!”
Tuk
Because she was a paper cup, she didn’t make the sound she expected. But the wheat was excellent. Who wouldn’t like wheat that contains the spirit of the Korean people?
“Wow…”
“Big…”
Eve and I were in the same pose, wiping our mouths and picking up snacks. Cheonsol followed suit.
“It’s quite delicious. The wheat and the strangely named snacks.”
“I’m feeling a bit full of soup since a constellation from another planet said that. Let’s go to sleep. If the cup is empty, let’s fill it up, right?”
In an instant, the empty glass was full. Eve, who naturally joined Cheonsol, asked in an off-hand manner.
“Yohan. What happened while I wasn’t seeing you? I only heard a little bit about it from Mr. Cheonsol, but I want to hear the details directly from you.”
“Oh my. Do you want to hear my biography? It’s going to be a long time, so brace yourselves.”
“What? Are you drunk?”
“Gwangma is not sane even if he is not drunk. Why would he be a Gwangma for no reason?”
“Aha!”
While trying to ignore Cheonsol, she explained how she met Sophia and her practice battle with Ebrande.
If I were to write a novel about the anecdotes leading up to coming here, it would take 6 to 7 volumes, so I stopped at the meeting with Cheon Sol.
“My first impression of Cheonsol when I met her in battle was that she was a strong warrior? I wasn’t sure she would win even if she did her best.”
“The moment she first saw Gwangma, she thought that demonic energy had invaded her bone marrow. She did not speak or act like a normal human being.”
“John. How crazy have you been?”
Eve, who fell for Cheonsol’s conspiracy, was the flagship. She couldn’t believe the words of a woman other than the childhood friend she had been looking forward to meeting.
I don’t know why you distrust me. I played around a bit, but I did my best as a constellation.
I glared at Hawawa, holding a paper cup and giggling. When did she take off her outer clothes? Her white tank top and discreetly exposed bra straps drew attention.
It would be perfect if she wore dolphin pants or just panties on her lower body. Unfortunately, she didn’t take off her pants.
Eve sipped her drink without paying attention to my gaze. Cheonsol was amazed.
“Actually, I was curious about her earlier. Come on Eve. She revealed that the real woman is her constellation. Are you okay with it?”
“I heard the voice of a goddess in the world, a tower appeared, I was chosen by a constellation, I killed monsters, and even on Mars, I heard that towers and spirits were discovered. Well, I guess that happens no matter what happens these days. I also guessed that John was a constellation, and oh, I’m getting married. One thing is a little surprising.”
“Are you just surprised?”
“It was sad, too. Like the nanny said, John was her first love.”
Why did he become so honest? Looking at the empty bottle, the ratio between soju and beer is 1:1.
He gave us some wheat and drank some soju himself. It’s worth getting a little drunk on Hawaiian, which has a deteriorated version of [Iron Man] For sponsors rather than a complete [Iron Man].
“How did you two meet? Even if you only heard a little, it seemed like an impossible system for a man and a woman who met as enemies in battle to become friends?”
“I am curious about Gwangma and Eve’s childhood. She will tell you first, so won’t she tell you too?”
“Good.”
Cheonsol glanced at me. For a moment, a shiver ran down my spine. She usually makes that look before picking on me. I have to cover that mouth somehow.
