Chapter 1006 – 1006. Yggdrasil (7)
“Archangel Uriel~ The judge of justice that all the angels in heaven look up to!”
Uriel?
Is this the Uriel I know?
I hurriedly looked at the channel with a surprised expression.
However, the channel I was looking at was silent.
At first, I thought he left the channel because he was hurt…
└Guardian of the gay dick: I will kill you!!! Tear your body into pieces!!! $#@(%$@#()*%@)#%*#@)*%)… …
“And…”
It took time to write a lengthy chat.
But Gekkosu… No, despite Uriel’s harsh chat, Loki actually laughed.
“Khehehehe! Too bad my body is no longer there! “I can’t believe I can’t taste the fiery sword of Uriel, the angel of execution!”
└Guardian of the gay dick: I will kill you! I’m going to kill you!! $#^&(#$%$(%&*…
Gekkosu cursed Loki again and again without stopping.
I can’t wait to curse like that for 10 minutes.
I asked while watching the channel.
“Have you calmed down?”
└Guardian of the gay dick: No, I’m going to kill that bastard…
“…”
It’s not that I’ve calmed down, it’s that I’m so tired that I can’t use chat anymore.
After that, I’m a gecko… No, Uriel… No, Gekkosu…
‘I can’t get my mouth around it. Let’s just do it as a crab.’
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After making that decision, I calmed her down by giving her an apology.
“Sorry. “I didn’t know you would hate it so much.”
└Guardian of the gay dick: … Don’t talk to me.
Haha, I said it was a shame that I couldn’t tell you normally.”
└Guardian of the gay dick: … I don’t know. Go away.
No matter how far I go, I’m always the only one on your screen.
What can I say… It felt like I was relieving my angry girlfriend of her anger.
And the story that is similar to that is…
“I’m really sorry.”
It was true that you should never back down from here and let out your anger until the end.
The truth I learned from meeting many women.
Based on that truth, I repeatedly apologized to Gekkosu.
And Gekkosu, who received my tedious apology…
└Guardian of the gay dick: Hmph… I’ll leave it at this point.
He accepted my apology.
It wasn’t like he was accepted without any conditions.
└Guardian of the gay dick: Reservation for jerking off a thousand times.
“Haha…”
You’re crossing the line.
But I obediently accepted the bully’s unreasonable behavior.
“I will do it.”
First, I handed over a ridiculous blank check.
It’s not compulsory anyway, so if you do it about once a week, it will fill up on its own…
└Guardian of the gay dick: Definitely do it once every two days. And if you do it once, do it at least three times.
“…”
You are meticulous in strange areas.
But I didn’t accept that part right away.
“Please see it once every four days, and twice at a time. Masturbating three times in a row is a bit much.
└Guardian of the gay cock: After all, you’re a stallion who can cum all day long! Once every four days is okay, but four times in a row instead.
“… “Of course.”
Is masturbation that good?
So much so that even the archangel is possessed… ?
The situation ended with a dramatic settlement with Gekkosu.
Only then did the situation come to an end, but the Gecko Beast’s anger towards Loki did not go away.
└Guardian of the gay dick: I’m really going to kill you later. Look forward to it.
“Khehehehe! Although it’s a pity that I can’t hear your voice, it’s a special feeling to remember your old voice!”
└Guardian of the gay dick: Damn the emotions…
Unlike usual, Gekkosu occasionally spat out abusive language.
I said while looking at that crab.
“It’s very different from usual. “Is this your original personality?”
└Guardian of the gay dick: A bit… Is it… ?
I shrugged my shoulders and answered the chatter of such a geek.
“Well, you are free to speak. But it’s different from usual, so it’s a bit unfamiliar.”
└Guardian of the gay dick: … Well, if you say so… I’ll adjust it a bit.
“… ?”
No, you can just do it…
But I didn’t find any particular fault.
I swear when I’m furious or embarrassed, but I’m not the type of person who likes swearing.
└Guardian of the gay dick: I… I’ll just cool down for a moment.
Gekkosu said that and cleared the channel.
When the only channel left, the only people left here were me and Loki.
I immediately gave Loki a warning.
“Don’t provoke me from now on.”
The reason I asked you to tell me the identity of the Gecko Beast earlier was because I was curious.
According to Gekkosu, there was absolutely no way for me to know her identity.
It seemed impossible to even give a hint, let alone reveal it himself.
In other words, she had no choice but to open Loki’s mouth because she felt that if it were not for this opportunity, she would never know the identity of the crab monster.
It wasn’t because I didn’t like crabs.
Loki responded to my warning with some courtesy.
Hehe! Whether there is! “I am the benefactor who saved my life, and I must follow my master’s words!”
Well, the voice was far from polite, but…
Loki laughed and started talking about another topic.
“Then we should give a gift to commemorate the new owner!”
“… A gift?”
“I told you earlier! If you answer correctly, I will give you a small prize!”
Of course, I thought it was just something he said…
I wasn’t really looking forward to it.
‘What does a guy with nothing but a face have? .’
Just by looking at it, it looked like dog hair.
No matter how much I looked, there seemed to be nothing I could gain from Loki.
Loki grumbled when he saw my blank look.
“You look like you don’t need what I’m giving you!”
“I didn’t think about it that way. It just looked like dog hair.”
Hehe! It’s even worse!”
Loki actually smiled at my answer and continued the story.
“You can’t just ask them to carry it with their bare mouth.”
With Loki’s words, a hologram window suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.
In the hologram window…
“Skill?”
There were 4 skills floating around.
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[Clown’s smile]
[Puppet show]
[Loki’s Mask]
[Pact of the Immortal]
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It was a skill that Loki had.
“I’ll explain the skills first!”
I already know all the information about the skill.
The clown’s smile was a mind control skill strong enough to activate the Yggdrasil seed I had.
“However, the limit is five people at a time, and the maximum retention time is one hour. And the cooldown is 1 hour.
Unexpected restrictions.
However, it is said that if you use the right skills, you will never be able to block it unless it is a deceptive defense ability like Yggdrasil’s seed.
The second is a puppet show.
The ability to forcibly seize the opponent’s summons rights.
“This ability is also limited to five entities, and the maintenance time and cooldown are also 1 hour.”
The third is Loki’s mask.
It was possible to change oneself, and it was also possible to use one’s abilities on others to change them into another being.
Even objects or animals… Furthermore, it could also turn into a monster.
It was a skill that had the ability to change into any being you wanted, whether it was a human, a corpse, a monster, or anything else.
“Step! “Only one person can do it!”
This ability, like other abilities, has a maintenance time and cooldown of 1 hour.
“Instead, in order to change completely, you must see that existence with your own eyes.”
For example, if you look at it through a photo or video, it cannot be changed perfectly.
And the fourth skill is the Pact of Immortality.
“It is the ability to make the opponent immortal and their slave!”
“Oooh!”
Crazy ability.
But of course there were conditions.
“Instead, to make you a slave, you have to win 9 fights, make them kneel 6 times, and make them cry 3 times!”
It’s not even the last 3.6.9 game…
And there was another limitation.
“Instead of becoming immortal, slaves have all their abilities cut in half, so be careful!”
“Ah…”
First of all, it wasn’t that my abilities were being diminished, but I didn’t feel it was a particularly big penalty.
However, I knew that I couldn’t overuse the skill just because I wanted to give Min Ha-yeon or other members immortality.
‘And I don’t really like the expression ‘slave’ either…’
No matter how much I wanted the person I loved to become immortal, I didn’t want to treat them like a slave.
“It feels good to use my mouth after a long time!”
That’s how Loki’s explanation ended.
These were all skills that could be obtained from a legendary job.
No… Their abilities were so great that it would be safe to use the expression god-level.
I asked with anticipation.
“Are you saying you’re giving it all to me?”
What if I had all those abilities?
5th floor… No, I am confident that I will crush all the divine realms that exist above it.
But my expectations were shattered by Loki’s laughter.
“Khehehehe! Of course not!”
“…”
Are you kidding me?
You gave a lot of explanations saying they would give you abilities and then suddenly they said no?
When I frowned and glared, Loki laughed and explained as if making an excuse.
Hehe! The skill itself can all be used. Instead, there are only conditions!”
“Conditions?”
“Okay! If you choose one skill, all other skills are locked!”
At first, I thought it was a skill option.
But it wasn’t.
“If you want to use another skill, you have to wait at least a week!”
Once selected, other skills are locked, but you can select another skill again after a week.
‘Okay, where is this?’
Although it was disappointing, this alone was enough compensation.
‘This should be the first place reward.’
While I was humming to myself, Loki began to scold me.
“Now, pick, pick, pick one! “These are so good skills that once you use one, you don’t even know the other three existed!”
“…”
Although it was noisy, it wasn’t really wrong, so I just ignored it.
I barely made a decision while listening to Loki’s loud noises.
“I don’t want to choose now.”
“Why!?”
“There’s no need to choose now, right?”
All four skills were at a level that could be called cheat keys.
However, if you choose one, the other three are tied together.
What if one of the tied skills is needed in such a situation?
“I’m going to divide it first and then take out what I need.”
“Ohh! You use strange abilities, and you have a strange idea! Excellent!”
Is it a compliment or a curse…
I nodded and closed the hologram window.
And as soon as I closed the window, I started talking to Loki.
“Hey, I have something to say first.”
“Speak! Lord of the clown head!”
“…”
Just like when he revealed the identity of the Gecko Beast earlier, he seemed to like situations like this.
I said to Loki, taking comfort in the fact that I wouldn’t be bored.
“Never open your mouth in front of other party members.”
“Khehe!? Why!?”
“Well, everyone will be freaked out.”
I was strong enough to fight Loki one-on-one, so there was no trauma.
But the party members will be different.
Especially in the middle of winter.
Other party members will somehow get used to it.
However, Midwinter will suffer from various mental disorders due to PTSD caused by Loki.
If nothing else, I didn’t want to create any more midwinter trauma.
Loki laughed and answered after hearing what I said.
“You don’t have to worry about that.”
“Why?”
“Because what I look like now will just look like jewelry to other people.”
According to what Loki said, Loki’s facial decoration only appears that way to my eyes.
Other summoners or other residents of Yggdrasil… Furthermore, the beings in other summoners’ channels also said that Loki’s face appeared to be just an ordinary chunk of jewel.
“Oh… That’s a good thing.”
“Oh my, I must be amazing. “Do you want to hide me and watch alone?”
“No, I just didn’t want to become a crazy person with an ugly face.”
“Khehehehehe!”
Loki actually laughed at my words.
I could roughly guess what kind of character it was.
‘The name ‘God of Mischief’ did not come about for nothing.’
With that in mind, I attached the chain with Loki’s face to my belt.
Loki’s fist-sized face fluttered and shouted.
Hehe! I never thought I would end up like Mimir in my life. “I can’t come up with a wise solution, but if you want a funny solution, call me anytime!”
“… “It’s been resolved, so can’t we just be quiet?”
“Khehehehe! “It’s been a while since I wore it, so I can’t stop wearing it, right?”
“Ha…”
A noisy fellow at our party… No, just one noisy colleague was added to me.
