How to Play a Villainous Boss 167

Chapter 167 – I Shouldn’t Have Done That~ I Didn’t Know That~ (4)

It was a courier. A courier packaged in a box large enough for one person to fit in easily. Up to that point, there was nothing strange about it.

However, in front of the house of a person who did not order delivery, is it a delivery that does not even mention the contents, let alone the recipient, is it too suspicious to be suspicious?

I pretended to be a courier and tried to concentrate, wondering if there was an assassin hiding inside, but I didn’t feel anything like the emotions of a living person in the courier box. So is it really a courier? Who the hell sent something this big?

Well, in the end, in order to solve this question, we need to check what’s inside. I entered the house carrying a heavy delivery box for more than two adult men. In Landfill, the damn toxic fumes are gone now, but the air quality is still very poor compared to other places. Perhaps because of that, Nubis, who was not feeling well, went to sleep first, and only Mono was waiting for me at the front door with his eyes wide open.

“Mono, haven’t you slept yet?”

“Yeah. I’ve been waiting for Darling here all along.”

“Are you hungry?”

“Because I’m hungry.”

Mono had a particularly gluttonous appetite among succubuses, and I was probably the only one who could satisfy her hunger alone. As a reward for her waiting, I began to open the delivery box I had just brought in after I alternately fed the top and bottom sides of the piled up concentrate until she was satisfied. If it was normal for Mono, she would have fallen asleep with the feeling of fullness because her stomach was full of energy, but for some reason, today she was watching me as I opened the parcel.

“Babe, what kind of courier did you order?”

“Oh, this? I didn’t order it.”

“Then who sent it?”

“I don’t know. It wasn’t written there?”

“Then what’s inside?”

“Moll? Lou?”

I couldn’t tell her the answer to her question, so Mono came over to the box and sniffed at her. In the meantime, I peeled off all the thick box tape that had been added several layers and unsealed the box. The contents of the box were… Completely unexpected.

“…Uh, honey? I’ll respect your preference. Well, no. Oh, if you want something like this, it’s impossible in real life, but it’s possible in a dream…”

What was in the box was… A human body. It is also divided into several parts.

“No, what are you talking about? Look closely. Do you see this as a person?”

“Ew? What do you mean by that again?”

It sure looks like a human on the outside. However, upon closer inspection, the differences between the contents of the box and the actual person could be clearly discerned. Yes, representatively… I took out my left arm from the box and showed Mono where it should have been connected to the shoulder.

“Hey! Honey, don’t push me like that all of a sudden! Cute and lovely Mono has no tolerance for her gore genre!”

“Stop talking nonsense and look closely. This isn’t a person. Who in the world has a cross-section of the body like this?”

The cross section that was clearly revealed as if measured with a ruler was clearly mechanical.

“A person… Isn’t it?”

“Yes, this is not a person.”

Its body is made of metal and wires instead of bones and flesh, and electricity flows through its body instead of blood.

“It’s an Android.”

It’s no ordinary Android, it must be a super high-end Android. How do you know? Because when I picked up my arm to show Mono a cross section, the texture of its skin was so similar to that of a human that it gave me goosebumps. Unlike silicone rubber, which has a very similar feel to human tissue, but you can actually see the fine difference if you touch it closely, this side did not feel any discomfort to the extent that you could believe it was real human skin.

If it wasn’t for that metal part visible in the cross section of the fragmented body part, it would be reasonable to think that, without my knowledge, I might have harbored a grudge against the crazy murderer who carefully cuts the victim into pieces, carefully packs it in a delivery box, and brings it in front of someone else’s house. The completeness of this Android was astonishing enough to raise doubts. And even though I’m no stranger to this kind of technology, I know very well that there is only one place that can make items of such great quality that I’ve never seen them before.

“Is it something sent from Metaverse City? Then who sent it, this is the problem…”

“Babe, what’s in here?”

“Give it to me. Where… This is a voice playback device. If you press this part like this…”

Click.

[Chick, Chik… Nice to meet you, Mr. Landfill. It’s me, Akawiki.]

I wondered who sent it, the cyborg samurai? Ninja? Is it the same guy

[If you are playing this recorded message, it probably means that the gift I sent has arrived safely. It’s nothing special, it’s a gift of apology for my rudeness at the morning meeting.]

…Gift? At the meeting, they openly show their hostility, and then send them a gift saying let’s get along well from now on… Are you asking me to believe that?

[There is no need to doubt that I may have sent a dangerous object in retaliation. The item sent in the box is the latest model among the stable home androids developed by Metaverse City. Quite a few things have been learned, so there is no need to teach anything new, and since it has its own maintenance function, there is no need to manage it hard. The appearance is of course top notch. The sale hasn’t been released yet, so it’s worth calling.]

It sure looks good quality… But should I get something like this? It sounds like a pretty expensive item if you listen to it, but why did you send it to me as a gift?

[You might be wondering why he suddenly changed his attitude… It’s nothing special. When someone I didn’t know at first said that he had defeated Vilgames and turned Eldland into a vassal state, I really didn’t want to admit it. Eldland was the largest of all the trading partners in the city I manage, but who would like to hear that it was blown away overnight? However, after cooling my head and thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that having a friendly relationship with you, who swallowed Eldland, is many times better than being hostile.]

So, it means that you sent an apology gift to fix your relationship with me because of rational interests, not personal feelings.

“Don’t be burdened with that gift, you can use it to your heart’s content. It probably has all the features you can think of. Well then, I hope our relationship will be smoother at our next meeting. Over, end recording.]

With a beep, the sound of the playback device stopped. I looked again at the detached android in the box.

Definitely not bad looking.

An android that exudes the atmosphere of a very taciturn and intelligent maid… In addition, looking at the attached manual, it seems to be a full set including all kinds of additional services such as breast size adjustment, wearing glasses, and additional dialogue input, but ‘for now’ over there It is not possible to throw away or reseal the item sent as a ‘gift of reconciliation’ and leave it in a corner.

Of course, there is a 95% chance that the function of the wiretapping device or camera was secretly installed, but rather than destroying it immediately after noticing it, pretending not to know that such a thing exists and intentionally leaking meaningless information can waste time and manpower on the other side. It would be nice to have

I just assembled an Android that I just unpacked with a mono. At first, Mono, who felt uneasy about the appearance that was really no different from a person, looked at me connecting the arms and legs to the body, and soon seemed interested. Seemed to fit. I finished assembling it as written in the enclosed assembly manual, and it turned out to be something to look at.

“Wow, it’s even more amazing when it’s finished like this! Since I’m lying still, I feel like I’m just sleeping! Now, just pressing this switch works, right?”

I was hesitant at first, but now I’m really excited. Well, it’s a cutting-edge civilization that even I am amazed at, but how amazing it must be to her, who has no idea of ​​the outside world because she lives only in Sky Theory’s cage due to her feeding problems.

“Yeah, according to the manual, if you press the switch on the back of your neck, the power will turn on… Huh?”

Like a little kid who got a new toy for Christmas, I smiled at Mono who excitedly pressed the Android activation button when I noticed something shiny and shiny on the floor. Uh, this is the part I saw earlier when assembling the inside of the android body? But why is it here…

“Oh, damn it.”

*

“Activation complete. User identification confirmed. Thank you, Lord Ragna Armageddon.”

The android, which had just started working, recognized me as its owner.

“Yeah, um…”

“The identification code for this aircraft is OM-07.”

“I can’t call it as it is… Then I’ll call it No. 7. No. 7, what are you doing?”

What is that, I remember that there were three very famous principles related to robots. Perhaps among them was the content that ‘robots must obey human commands’. Of course, there is no law to apply that law in this world, and there is no way that Android and artificial intelligence used in robots are the same, but…

“The main tasks of this aircraft are housework activities such as laundry and cleaning, and most tasks other than combat actions can be performed smoothly under training and instructions.”

“You know how to do everything except fight?”

“Yes. In addition, by using a material similar to the human body, the ‘night shift’ function desired by some customers is also included.”

“Puuup…?!”

During the night? So… Fuck an android to relieve sexual desire…?

“Umm, no. The night shift is over.”

Well… If you don’t really have anyone to meet, you can relieve your sexual desire against an android that’s almost like a human. But I already have a hungry succubus next to me, and a female general who is about to eat me, so it doesn’t matter. However, this android started explaining by pointing his finger at his lower stomach, as if his pride had been hurt by my remark on the subject of the machine.

“This aircraft has a hole that mimics the shape of a human female vagina inside, and can be replaced with a hole of a different shape if necessary. In addition, since it includes a vibration stimulation system, it will provide more intense pleasure than most women’s physical genitals. In fact, 91% of our more than 300 customers have given us five-star ratings and very satisfied with these features on models similar to this aircraft, so you can trust them to try them out.”

“No, so… Huh. I don’t intend to use it right now, so leave it alone.”

“All right.”

Write… It’s really just a normal Android, except for the strange emphasis on gender processing. No, there’s no way the guy who growled like he was going to kill me at the meeting earlier would suddenly send me a present like this. He must have messed up something. Yeah, always think the worst. Thinking about where and how to fall into a worse situation, and finding a way to prepare for it.

“Hmm, a mechanical doll modeled after a human claims to feel better than a real woman… Honey, would you like to try this android?”

“What? Suddenly why?”

“You’re honestly curious about how good this Android is on that side of it, right? And I want to see and judge for myself how good it feels, and whether people think it’s better than the real thing.”

Does this guy really worry that the androids will put the succubus out of work? Well… In fact, during the Industrial Revolution, workers protested and destroyed machines claiming that machines were taking away people’s work, so it’s not unreasonable to worry about that. And honestly, I was also curious, and even if I don’t know about anything else, it’s strange to say detailed information in the sexual treatment part is suspicious… To find out if it’s a trap or not, the only way to approach it is to approach it first.

“If you say so, I get it. Well, No. 7. I’ll try out your vaunted nightstand function.”

“It’s an excellent choice, Master. Then, I’ll prepare it right away.”

Weiying. Contrary to her humanoid appearance, what came from within her body was a distinctly alien mechanical sound. An ominous thought came to my mind belatedly, wondering if there might be a terrible trap in place, such as that the moment I put it into the hole at the bottom of the robot, something like a blade would suddenly come out and turn me into a eunuch, but it was already too late.

Android No. 7 was basically wearing a maid outfit, and the slippery gel secreted by itself from the inside made the hole inside ready to receive the penis. Because he was watching me while shining.

I’ve driven elves, beasts, and even dragons (humanoids), but I never thought the day would come when I’d do it even on androids. Anxiety welled up over and over that I might be able to drive this into a tree or a real animal later on. Anyway, after taking off my pants, I spread my legs wide apart to completely expose my genitals. While taking an embarrassing and lascivious pose in which an ordinary person would have been unable to hold back the shame and covered her face, I did not show any shame or even a word of emotion on my face. I put my penis in the android’s vagina.

“Sweep, maybe it won’t be torn?”

“Don’t worry, master. The hole installed inside this aircraft is tactile and tactile, but its effectiveness is recognized in terms of elasticity, so there is no problem with pretty much anything… No problem…”

The android, who bowed her head while proudly introducing her own abilities, stared at the giant peak that would hardly fit into that cramped hole, and she lost her words.

“…”

It was as if an expressionless woman who had never experienced sexual pleasure was at a loss for words in shock at a big cock she had never seen before. I fell into the illusion that I was with a real person.

You see, my sexual fantasy is that ‘both sides will feel good’. Seeing my partner struggle with pleasure with my movements was my mental satisfaction, so I would ask a woman who doesn’t express emotions, saying, ‘I’ve never been happy with sex’, ‘Wouldn’t I really feel pleasure?’ And it is a law that comes. Originally, the more expressionless a person was, the more I would hate to see that person begging for pleasure while shedding tears, runny nose and sweat, so I threw my back before the android could answer anything else.