Chapter 9 – I Got a Main Weapon – 1
“Thank you, what are you thankful for?”
“You guys don’t have to know.”
I wasn’t nice enough to explain something painfully to those who are about to die.
It wasn’t a friendly answer, so the other person’s forehead had vertical veins.
“…You guys stay still. I will have to kill this guy myself.”
A man with a great fighting spirit takes a step closer to me.
“Aren’t you a Wonderland guy?”
When I was silent, he smiled confidently.
“Right. There is no proof.”
As he spoke, he pulled out a hammer from his chest.
A normal-sized hammer that you use to drive nails.
However, the decorations are very fancy, so it is hard to see it as an ordinary hammer.
The diamond pattern of the trump card was engraved on the head of the silver-shining hammer.
“Do you know what kind of hammer this hammer is?”
“Know.”
“You know what? Well, now you’ll find out.”
Even though I said I knew because I knew it, this is the reaction. It’s all good to go back to the past, but this is uncomfortable.
Wonder Hammer.
In Wonderland, they smash the heads of those who have a dispute with them with a hammer.
Then, after heating the head of the hammer, the naked body is fried.
Then naturally, the mark of the pattern on the head of the hammer would not be left on the corpse.
Diamonds, clubs, spades, hearts, whatever pattern is engraved on the corpse is at the discretion of the members of the organization.
I don’t do that because the pattern is important.
I do it to leave the impression that ‘I did this in Wonderland’.
He tapped the head of the hammer on his palm and continued his cheeky tone.
“Ellis is doing a great job in her own role as a distributor of her drugs. She was recognized for that and she was finally recruited into Wonderland. To put it simply, I was successful.”
“However.”
“Who do you think brought Alice into contact with Wonderland so that she could get ahead? It’s me. If you interfere with impersonation, I will take the damage. You bastard with no genealogy.”
Tak, Tak, the guy taps the hammer on his palm a couple of times.
“From now on, I will tell you what Wonder Hammer is. Let’s ask one thing. Which do you think is stronger, this hammer or your head?”
“Is there anyone whose head is harder than a hammer?”
The boy let out a deep sigh.
“I still can’t figure out the subject, I catch my horse, I catch my horse… Don’t you know what the end of the fearless guys in history was? Didn’t you even graduate from the academy?”
How did know.
However, I did not voluntarily quit the academy.
I was forced to quit because I couldn’t pay the tuition anymore.
And I hate people who casually talk about other people’s painful pasts.
“I couldn’t.”
“From now on, I will tell you.”
The boy’s hand reaches out to the sky. But i’m much faster
I touched his shoulder and wrist, causing him to miss his hammer. He immediately grabbed the hammer floating in the air and swung it.
Fuck!
A hammer swung from the bottom up hit the guy’s chin. The center of the hit person collapses in an instant.
I said, holding his chin and looking down at the guy who had just sat down.
“No. Rather, I will tell you from this side.”
It was only after hearing my words that the other person seemed to realize that he was sitting on the floor.
I said while giving the hammer a leisurely turn.
“You said you created the connection between Alice and Wonderland?”
I laughed out loud because I was dumbfounded.
“Elfriede was interested in drugs from the beginning. But she was reluctant to put her own name on the line because of the risk. She was looking for someone to use the Dumb Tang, and it was Ellis who finally caught her eye.”
The boy’s eyes widen.
You must have been surprised by the fact that I talk as if I know the inner lives of high-ranking people.
And she must have been surprised again that he casually brought Elfride’s name up on her lips.
“What do you make a point of contact with? I would have just done what you were told to do. Pretentiousness on the terminal subject.”
All three faces turn pale. The crouching man asks with trembling lips.
“You… What?”
“The one who didn’t even graduate from the academy.”
As soon as I finished speaking, the guy raised his hands to protect his head.
But as I confirmed earlier, this guy is a lot slower than me.
Fuck!
“Cheak!”
It’s like the sound of a watermelon breaking.
My hammer, moving faster, made a dull thud in his head.
Hey, you’re lucky
The boy’s breath was still attached. And I like to talk to lucky guys.
“You bastard with no genealogy.”
“Big… Heck… “
“Don’t you know what the end of the fearless guys in history was? I know that I didn’t graduate from the academy.”
Baka-!
He hit his head once more and smashed it completely.
After rummaging through his corpse, I found a playing card made of pure silver.
This is the proof of Wonderland. It is engraved with a diamond one.
Of course, the lower the number, the lower the person.
“Look at this. The last kid.”
I roughly wiped the blood from my face with my sleeve. And my head turns towards the other two guys.
They couldn’t believe what was happening right in front of their eyes, and they remained in place like stone statues.
“You guys, did you meet Alice first?”
The two nod.
“How much did Alice say?”
“Hey, I heard you got a fiancé… “
“Also.”
“She blushed and shook her legs as she called her fiancée by name. But it didn’t look like he was on drugs.”
Crazy year. Are you really practicing climaxing?
No, that’s not what’s important right now anyway.
“Give me all the Wonderland tokens you have.”
I also took the certificates from them one by one.
Heart one, clover one, I knew it would be like this.
“I don’t kill people who are quick-witted and polite. Let’s see how you are.”
I wanted to sit down and talk because my legs hurt, but there was no suitable place to sit. I had no choice but to sit on the back of the broken head.
“Why did you both go to Wonderland? What are you going to do later?”
“I want to get promoted by working hard.”
“How far.”
“After graduating from Wonderland, I want to join Blackjack, the Queen’s direct unit.”
Of course, the queen these guys are talking about is not the princess. She’s talking about Elfriede.
“Even in Blackjack, there are several departments.”
“Of course I want to be a shadow. A shadow that becomes the queen’s hands and feet.”
“Shadow?”
Unknowingly, I burst into laughter.
All three guys I met this time are faces that I don’t remember.
What does that mean?
Simple. I mean these guys don’t go through all the wonderland promotion procedures and go to blackjack.
“What do you do with that?”
“That’s cool. His ability is also amazing.”
“How stupid.”
I used to think so too. It was just like that when I was a novice like these guys.
I shook my head.
I’m lost in thought for a while, but this time I break the silence over there.
“Are you saving us?”
“I will save you. But you will die anyway.”
“Yes?”
“I have your proof. What can I do Either die at the hands of Wonderland, or live on the run for the rest of your life.”
“Ah.”
“But you don’t want to die at my hands right now.”
The two nodded at the same time.
“Is there any way to escape from Wonderland?”
“Why do you ask me that?”
“I thought he was a great person.”
“There is no way to escape.”
“Ah… “
“Ah, we can fight Wonderland and win.”
The two were silent. Of course. Because there’s no way these guys can deal with Wonderland.
I was about to tell him to go away now, but something came to my mind.
“Did you two graduate from the academy?”
“Yes.”
“Isn’t that obvious?”
Hmmm, I rubbed my chin for a while.
“Get off immediately.”
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After finishing my work, I returned to Alice’s mansion. No, I returned to Florian’s mansion.
Income was great. It was because he had obtained as many as three tokens of Wonderland to hide his identity.
“What.”
Floors, walls, and ornaments in the shiny hallway.
I was surprised at how clean the mansion was.
I only told them to clean up a little, but to say this much, I guess life is something to climb to a higher place and see.
Ellis, who confirmed my appearance from afar, immediately jumped at the dodo.
Every time he jumps, his big breasts and rabbit headband swing up and down, which is annoying.
And it’s amazing that she can run well even in high heels. Is that a talent?
“Oh, are you here? Are you all right?”
“Are you sorry you’re fine?”
“Oh, no. If so, would I have cleaned the mansion like this?”
“I must have done it because it came from Wonderland.”
“…To, to hee hee~”
Alice, who had been stabbed to the point, let out a cough.
“I hate kids who lie the most.”
“Yes yes?”
“Are you sorry or not?”
“Ah, ah, it wasn’t a pity~”
“Can you take your life?”
Silence that flows for a while.
After a while, Alice scratched her cheek and opened her mouth.
“…It’s a bit disappointing. No, that, but. In the end, I trusted Florian-sama more, so I didn’t tell you what happened, didn’t I?”
“I see.”
She nodded. I looked around. To find an excuse to crave Elise for her.
Gun gun—
Just then, a rabbit runs through the hallway.
“You told me to clean that up.”
“Yes?”
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“Ellis.”
“Yes yes.”
“Why are you walking so slow? Let’s go quickly.”
“…”
Alice followed me down the aisle and bit her lower lip.
It deserves it. Because she was now on her stomach and crawling on all fours.
But what can I do?
If you’re dissatisfied, you should have lived doing only honest things. If you were going to live doing bad things, you should have been stronger than me.
“Florian.”
“If you call my name one more time, I will kill you.”
“Then what do you call it?”
“Yeah, do it yourself. I will listen and judge. But if you only have one life, you should think carefully.”
Silence flows for a moment. We continued walking down the hallway.
I’m on my own two feet. Alice on all fours.
“Main… Main… Master.”
“Why.”
“Oh, my knee hurts. Really.”
“Who threatened to dress like that? Who did it Wonderland?”
“…”
Alice’s face was as red as her own pupils.
The way she keeps chewing on her lower lip is like a rabbit chewing on a carrot.
“Ellis.”
“Yes. Master.”
“Who is going to manage the people who came this time under your direct control?”
“Isn’t that Cheshire? Transparent cat. The person who manages Wonderland’s supplies from behind the scenes.”
“Yes.”
Of course I didn’t ask because I didn’t know.
Wonderland presents artifacts called ‘The Witch’s Curse’ one by one whenever they recruit a new young lady.
The witch’s curse produced in Blackjack is delivered to Wonderland, and it is up to Cheshire, who manages the supplies, to deliver it back to the young lady.
“Cheshire is very kind. Bring gifts for the young ladies.”
“Yes?”
“But Rabbit Years are not very friendly. Not a word has been said about getting anything from my fiancé.”
Alice’s face, which had been reddened, began to turn pale in an instant.
“Yes yes? What do you mean… “
Take off the pretense.
I grabbed Alice’s rabbit headband.
“This is defective.”
I started to warm up as I looked around.
“What do you do with defective products in this mansion…”
“I’ll give it to you. Oh, I’ll give it to you. I’ll give it to you! Yes!”
“Okay.”
I’m going to grind Elise all day today.
