Chapter 4 – The Lady of Pleasure, Alice – 1
She ate three slices of pizza and left the kitchen. No pickles and hot sauce, so take a bite.
It’s a problem that can only be solved by running into Alice anyway. And you don’t have to deliberately drag that encounter.
If you don’t come from that side, you can find it from this side.
I retrace the path I took to get to the kitchen.
When I showed up, the maids lined up on either side widened their eyes.
-Isn’t that the same person?
– Still haven’t run away.
-I’m not afraid… You will be executed now.
The whole mansion is full of rabbits.
Real rabbits, maids in bunny girl costumes, pictures of rabbits, statues of rabbits…
I stood at the end of the road created by the line of maids, and on the other side of it stood three happy people.
Dormouse.
He is the one with the most blood on his hands in this mansion.
When Elise thinks she wants to kill someone, it’s the Dormouse’s job to actually do it.
That guy, who was wearing a hood like a mouse, widened his eyes as soon as he saw me standing in the way.
“If you don’t get out of the way, it will be a summary judgment.”
“I won’t get out of the way.”
“Crazy.”
In the blink of an eye Dormouse drew two daggers.
If you were more competent, you would have been shadowing under Elfriede or Ellis.
The movement of the fast-moving guy seems too slow to me.
Twisting his body, he narrowly dodged the dagger and grabbed his arm and threw it away.
Quaang—!
The sound of the back and the floor colliding.
It must have been quite painful, but the guy jumped right up. It seemed embarrassing to be subdued at once.
“This cheeky bastard… !”
“Wait~”
A lunatic tone that spreads leisurely.
As soon as Elise’s tone reverberates through the mansion, the dormouse ceases its action.
Everyone’s eyes turned to the owner of the mansion.
Alice in Wonderfentanyl.
If you could personify the most beautiful rabbit in the world, it would definitely be her.
As soon as the light pink hair and red eyes like jewels are put into the field of vision, no one has an objection to these points.
The fur cape and bunny girl outfit that show off her wealth and the curves that make up her body are elegant because there is nothing less elegant.
“Tohihi~”
Well, the illusion is shattered the moment you hear that peculiar, sinister laugh.
“I heard you defeated Ray and Rave?”
“It was just a greeting.”
Really. This is just a greeting. Did I kill or goug out my eyeballs…
A wizard in a suit standing next to Elise. The hatter asks
“Should I kill you?”
To hee hee, Alice giggled and shook her head.
Then she stares at her man. Her eyes curve like crescent moons.
“Are you wearing servant clothes? I don’t think I came here to do chores~ It’s funny. Really funny. Do you have something to do with me?”
Yes. My business is with Alice.
If this guy is left as it is, he will move for Elfriede’s purpose. She thinks of pruning now.
When these prunings come together, it will create a butterfly effect that greatly disrupts Elfriede’s plan.
“That’s right.”
Cook Cook, Alice stabs the Hatter’s shoulder with his index finger.
“Serve me. You are a guest.”
She seems nonchalant and just smirking, but Elise has a good eye for her.
That’s why they hold onto the drug market from this floor.
In a very short time, I felt her eyes quickly scan every corner of my body.
It is true that she is a fun-loving woman, but she does not pursue fun until she throws away profits.
Eris must have made this judgment after quickly calculating that I was stronger than Dormouse in that short space of time.
It’s the Year of the Clever Rabbit.
A rabbit who is faster at thinking than running.
“Umm~ What should I treat you to? Are you here because you are interested in Trump?”
Trump. Say drugs
“Exactly.”
“The hatter. I’ll treat you with the best~ Full house~”
While making grunts, the hat seller guides the way with a disapproving expression.
“This way.”
I followed the Hatter and Dormouse for a bit, then stopped.
“Do you know who is sick? If you go this way, it’s a torture chamber.”
Clap clap clap! Ellis smiled broadly and clapped.
“Oh my God, how did you know that? You were a really valuable guest~”
Tohihi~ She giggled for a while while making that kind of noise.
“Please guide me properly. Ah~ It’s fun~”
This time, I was guided to the proper drawing room.
However, you can’t unwind.
In this mansion, the drawing room itself was originally designed with a deformed structure.
A round table was placed in the center of the parlor, and seven chairs were placed on either side of it, starting with a large chair.
From the outside, it’s a really nice room.
It looked like a room where guests sat on large chairs, and maids dressed as bunny girls lined up on either side to entertain.
‘I was half right and half wrong.’
Artifacts in the shape of playing cards in gigantic sizes on the wall. This is actually a special glass with a magical device.
You cannot see the outside from this side, but special glass that allows you to see inside from the outside.
It’s obvious if you don’t look. Let her henchmen in first, and Ellis will keep an eye on the whole process.
The hatter asked in a very uncomfortable tone.
“Whatever you want.”
“King, Queen and Jack of Spades. Bring one of each type.”
Under.
The hatter snorted at her as if bewildered.
“…Isn’t one king enough? From the looks of it, it looks like you’ll collapse with just one bite.”
“If you want to bring it, bring it. Before crushing the hat and hair together.”
The hatter glared at me with bloody eyes.
However, the confrontation did not last long.
“Be lucky.”
The hatter nervously shut the door and left, probably because it was in front of Alice.
You’re lucky, dude.
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Maids dressed as bunny girls enter the drawing room with pizza and various drinks.
“King, Queen, Jack. That’s right?”
Asked the maid sitting right next to her.
“Sure.”
She looks up at her smiling face.
King, Queen, Jack. These are the drug-infused pizzas with the greatest effort in Alice’s mansion.
Each of them differs in the degree of unconsciousness, the senses felt, and at least the type of drug, but they have one thing in common in that they use the most advanced raw materials.
It’s no wonder it’s the enjoyment of the rich.
Each round costs about five gold coins. For reference, two gold coins is enough money to feed a family of four for a month.
I was told to give it three. An unidentified servant.
I grabbed a piece and tore it off.
If you pretend, you pretend. It’s a cheap drug.
As for how cheap it is, if you go to Elfriede with this kind of drug, it’s so cheap that your body will be cut into 64 parts.
“A king is, at best, a spade.”
“That’s right, King.”
“Okay?”
I nodded her head and tossed the pizza in her hand into her maid’s mouth.
“Ooh, uhh?!”
Grab her hair and forcefully shove it in. Her nose and mouth were tightly covered, forcing her to swallow eventually.
“Cheer up! Swimming… Heck!”
The maid who swallowed her pizza collapses to the floor.
“Swimming… Hehe… Heck… Panting!”
She gets down on all fours as if she were really a rabbit, sticks out her tongue and goes wild in ecstasy.
Seeing the severe trembling of the body, it is absolutely not a good product.
“Look. That’s a spade one.”
It’s a joke again.
As expected, I don’t think I can end things well with Ellis. No, she won’t end it on good terms.
-Bang!
The door opens with a harsh sound, and a welcome figure enters the parlor.
A guy wearing a hood. It was a dormouse.
“Everyone go out.”
As if they had found a way out, the maids rushed out of the drawing room as soon as he finished his words.
Hehe… Hehe… Kyaheuk!”
The guy who ate the pizza earlier is still crawling on the floor, and the dormouse kicks him away.
After making sure that only me and the dormouse remain, he shuts the door soundlessly. Even when I open it, I open it quietly like that.
“Florian.”
Knock! Knock!
Dormouse sticks two daggers into the table. It’s too sharp to be used for cutting pizza.
“Let me ask you one thing. Why did you come here?”
“I was here when I opened my eyes.”
“Under… “
The Dormouse snorted as if it were absurd.
He places several sheets of paper on the table with a thud.
“Florian. Commoner origin, no living family, dropped out of Valhalla Academy.”
“Why?”
Why are you suddenly saying that? In fact, I already guessed why.
Dormouse stretches out its index finger and points at my back.
There is only a playing card-shaped artifact lying there, but Alice must be watching me from beyond.
“My lady has finished investigating you. You’re a no-nonsense bastard You accepted me as a servant, so you repay the favor with an enemy?”
“What Ellis said, but she says.”
“Of course I told you to kill me, you asshole. Where did you learn to bluff? I almost forgot My grades at the academy were at the bottom the whole time I was there.”
“It’s a dormouse. Why do you always mix swear words?”
“Shut up you bastard!”
Dormouse stretches out his hand for the dagger he has left on the table.
Hooked! Fu-wook!
Of course I was faster. The two daggers were amicably thrust into his shoulder blades. Leave it fixed to the wall as it is.
What was this guy’s least favorite word? Oh yeah.
“Looks good. Dormouse.”
“Don’t call me that! You bastard!”
“Dragonfly.”
“Dog, baby, baby!”
“You curse again. Also.”
Puck! Fuck! Puck! Puck!
I punched him in the face until the anger went away.
Not long after, the guy shuddered over him and passed out.
I turned around and walked toward the playing card-shaped artifact on the wall.
“You come yourself. Alice.”
Among them, stand in front of the Queen of Hearts and press the rabbit queen’s forehead with your index finger.
“You cunning rabbit.”
