Chapter 341 – R-08. Life Is Real (5)
-Location: New Seoul Gangnam Towerville 2nd basement parking lot
– Number of people recruited: 5 people
-Work details: Cleaning corpses of monsters and hunters, giving away Cheongsimhwan
-Reward: 500,000 won
If you read the details closely, it is said that a monster appeared and fought with the hunters due to a gap in the other world that suddenly appeared in the 2nd basement floor parking lot of Gangnam Tower Building.
It is said that things that suddenly appear in civilian residential areas are completely different from the norm. It looks like there was quite a bit of damage.
The reward for cleaning corpses is 500,000 won, and only people with a good reputation are recruited. Hmm.
First, I googled the monsters and looked into the corpses.
“Well, let’s quit.”
No, no matter what, that is unreasonable. It depends on what kind of monster the opponent is, but most of them end up being pressed to the floor and cleaning up things that you can’t tell if they are humans or not.
Moreover, the reaction to this is a bit strange.
-You guys, don’t work part-time as a monster or corpse cleaner in part-time job hell. ㄹㅇTranslated.
-ㄹㅇㅋ It looks like a fucking trauma
-I vomited on the spot.
-It gets more expensive as time passes, but the smell of a rotting corpse lingers.
I can’t do it because it looks like this. Then next
-Location: New Seoul Cloud Dungeon
– Number of people recruited: 2 people
-Work details: Tour from the 1st to the 5th floor with Bummi-chan
-Reward: Rewards obtained from the dungeon are paid equally, but the person who eats the artifact or core is the owner.
Well, it’s a shame. Bbmm. Something about a strange way of speaking comes to mind.
Probably not.
Well, the sense of purpose of clearing the dungeon as a party is good.
Hmm. Should I try this?
But isn’t it dangerous? In the past, I’ve seen human traffickers lure people in and kidnap them in this way.
Are there any part-time jobs at convenience stores?
-Location: GC convenience store across from Hansung Academy
– Number of people recruited: 1 person (preference given to women)
-Job description: Literally part-time job at a convenience store
-Compensation: 12,000 won per hour.
Convenience stores are just average.
Honestly, I wonder if there is a need for preferential treatment for women. Still, wouldn’t it be better to be sure?
Would you like to contact Bummi-chan? I think it would be okay to make contact.
Well, I’m curious what kind of thing it is.
Do you know anything? It might be a new connection than you think. First, what I like the most is that this Bummi Jean is a character who did not appear in the original work.
In other words, he is not an extra in the work, but he is a magician who clearly exists in reality.
Then let’s try this.
Because it’s just in time, tomorrow.
Okay. Up until this point, I had not expected it.
“Hogogok! It’s so pretty! This white hair. “Do you like it because it looks like a soft rabbit?”
Ah, I want to go home.
I had that thought with enthusiasm now.
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Self-introduction time followed.
I think I can see him wearing a ninja uniform.
Is that really a Japanese ninja?
“Hawawa. My name is Kim Bum-mi Geo Si-ae-o. The hunter grade is D, and Geo Siao is the party leader for this cloud dungeon attack. When I call you, it would be nice if you called me Bbummi-jjang or Bbungmi-ssi.”
Okay. Is that so? Hmm. I see Honestly, I felt like I would become a strange person if I talked to him, but I gave up.
And next, following this Kim Bum-mi, I looked at a girl dressed in an unusual ninja outfit.
“I’m Mariko Shinohara. As you may have heard, her first and last name is Japanese, and this time, her best friend, Bung Mi, came to Korea with the help of a sightseeing trip. She graduated from Tokyo Hunter Academy, her rank is D, and her ninjutsu is Hwadun.”
I don’t know where to start.
Could it be that this ninja got her work wrong in the first place? Why did someone who should appear in another work come in such a mess? No. Is it because it’s a failure that a woman like that still exists?
Anyway, the Shinohara family is a prosperous family in Japan.
The head of the family is a woman, and she is also Choi Si-woo’s heroine.
Actually, just by looking at that guy right now, he just looks like a gay guy.
Next is.
He is a gangster with bronze skin and hair dyed blonde.
I think I look like an adult, but I feel a little old?
“I am Geumtaeyang. I am currently a first year student at Seoul Hunter Academy. I applied for a part-time job this time to earn some pocket money. Even though I am a cadet, I plan to be recruited into the Black Wolf Guild after graduation. Even though he looks like this, he’s a sweet guy.”
Has the writer really nailed the probability?
How did they let this guy in? No, did you put it all in such detail? I don’t think he’s the kind of person with a dog’s personality.
Anyway, it is the golden sun.
Other things like NTR or NTL. In adult comics and novels that focus on female depravity, he is considered one of the top three along with the narrow-eyed muscular man and the hypnotizing app’s big-breasted pig.
I felt something strong, so I turned my eyes to the lower part of my body.
Fuck.
I can already see the bulge.
I lost my masculinity when I became this body. I can’t believe there’s something like this, a golden sun.
This bastard is my enemy.
“Uh, then the only one left is the white-haired sister.”
“My name is Yu Eun-ha. From Hansung Academy. “I hope she has a good day today.”
I kept my self-introduction as short as possible.
“Hoeheh. “Geo Si-ae-o with a pretty name!”
“Woohyo~ White-haired pretty girl Gattodajje!”
Oh, shit.
I desperately want to go home now.
How come all the party members look like this?
One way or another, we must persevere through evil.
In the end, wasn’t it my choice?
Okay. Once you enter the dungeon, things will be a little different. What could happen to this party member?
Anyway, that’s how I entered the cloud dungeon.
“It’s very uncomfortable.”
Okay. It was just as Bummi said.
In this cloud dungeon, gloomy dark clouds hang over the ceiling, and occasionally poisonous rain falls.
There are monsters, but I don’t know if they can really be called monsters. Because there are literally only things like slime.
They don’t even seem to be specifically targeting us, other than just lounging around.
They are just squishy monsters.
It’s about the size of a human, but it doesn’t seem like it will attack you if you don’t touch it.
Of course, we are not one to sit still.
Once you enter the cloud dungeon, all of these are loot.
Even if it were a slime like that, it would still be the same.
“Hmm. Then let’s give it a try.”
Anyway, now that I am Yoo Eunha, I will enjoy it.
If slime is your first opponent, it won’t be easy. Because like in other games, slimes are weak. Even if they attack first and resist, they will die from magic and be hit by physical attacks.
Won’t you die from Rayna’s spirit arrow?
The basic performance of this body is pretty good now.
I activated the reclusive loner, took out the knife, and approached the slime.
If you don’t attack first, you won’t react anyway.
I took the knife, went close to the slime, and stabbed its core.
Pushaak!
The slime exploded without any time to resist.
Like a water balloon bursting. The liquid spread everywhere.
If it hadn’t been hit-and-run, it would have made Geumtaeyang drool.
“Hawa wa. “Poisonous rain is falling over there!”
“Hwadun Fireball!”
Is this party really a comedy party?
Kim Bum-mi is dressed in a hat, twisting her body and making a fuss.
The ninja’s favorite word is fireball.
I don’t know how many genres I want to mix.
By the way.
“GET SLIME CORE!”
Geumtaeyang laughs cheerfully while holding the slime core.
Unexpectedly, Geum Taeyang was quite a sincere person.
Unlike that unique duo, I just stick to the slime core and get away with it. Geumtaeyang fights using strange martial arts.
I don’t know why, but it was like that.
Why on earth are the two people who should be the most antagonistic missing something? No, actually, the ninja version is plausible except for the concept, but anyway.
I didn’t know that Geumtaeyang would be like that.
But didn’t you say this was on the 5th floor?
“Bungmi.”
“Hawawa. “Geo Si-ae-o, who calls me Bum-mi-jang!”
She’s a really annoying girl.
Are you asking me to call you that? How dare you ask me to call you by a name with such ridiculous charm?
“Ugggeuggeuk bummi. Jean.”
“Hawawa?”
Fuck Eve.
Anyway, I think this is something that needs to be considered at least once.
Well, it seems like there’s no way to make any money if you go straight like this.
“Isn’t this a dungeon that has been completely raided? “Is there any reason to come to the 4th floor?”
“Hawawawawa. After conquering this dungeon, there was an overflow of monsters from the 5th floor, and there were a lot of miscellaneous mobs! If you catch it, you can get a lot of cores!”
You can get a lot of cores?
“Oh, let’s sweep them away?”
“Hoeng! I told my brothers and rented it out on a lease basis. “It’s hard to do alone, so you need everyone’s strength!”
Bung Mi put her hands together with her eyes sparkling.
Okay. That’s it.
If you look at that part-time job site, only business people can register, but it looks like there are some handsome oppas behind us.
Are you the only one who has a brother? I have it too!
Of course, we are talking about the original owner of the body. Anyhow. How about giving the name Yoo Jin-seok to Kim Beom-mi, who has the pride of an older brother?
Anyway, if you’re not careful here, you could get caught up in some shit.
“Can we do it ourselves?”
It was an unexpected question from Geum Taeyang.
“This guy is not weak! Actually, according to the rules, it’s for 4 people, but you can go alone!”
Bumi clenched his two insignificant hands tightly.
The snoring was quite intense.
Clearly, Bummi’s skills were stronger than others.
From the exploration magic that immediately scouts the surrounding area, to the clean magic that takes care of hygiene, to the magician who pretends to be a torch villain ninja who is your best friend and keeps the torch lit.
Aside from those two, Geumtaeyang’s abilities are also doing quite well here.
That’s why it was easy to get to the 5th floor.
Of course, since this is a dungeon that has already been conquered once, the only pitfall is that there are weak slimes.
“It’s a mess.”
It was my cool-headed assessment.
Even though I was attacked once. Isn’t slime something that even ordinary people can catch?
Of course, if you’re not careful, you could get caught in the slime and die. Well, that’s none of my business.
“Hoeheh. It’s a bad word.”
“What does jjongbab mean?”
“Slime sure looks like shit.”
The ninjas are just as angry as the ninjas, and the ninjas are very Japanese.
But is Geum Taeyang comparing this bastard to the real thing?
“Hawawa. Well, you guys have a great opportunity! “I must know that it is my virtue!”
No, isn’t he older than me in terms of age? Even though Geum Taeyang is also a villain in adult films, he is actually a student.
Well, it wouldn’t be nice to mess with age.
