Chapter 553 – 552. Welcome to Hell Britain (2)
“No!!! What!! Why!!! I was sitting in my seat and working!!!”
“I’ve never put you in a bad position, Odyssey. But, if what you’re doing feels like a bullshit job, it’s because you’re good at it.”
“Uh… Um, thank you?”
Odysseyra appears embarrassed by the demon’s unexpected compliment(?). Well, if something you do seems like a waste of time, it looks easy because the person is good at it. It is definitely not an easy task.
Especially when it comes to handling [Complaints] From countless demons of the demon world.
As I was trying to run away, I saw several official documents fluttering through the cracks of space…
Well, as always, the contents of the document only state that the places where intelligent beings live are the same. And all I have to do is write down appropriate effective answers.
And…
-It’s okay to eat humans, but if there’s a delicious-looking human in someone else’s house, why is eating it prohibited? Humans are public goods. I got beaten up, does it make sense to be fined? Wearing a chastity belt for 50 years!
-That’s because it’s the monster’s property and pet, so you damn NTR attempter, if you break into someone else’s house, destroy all the things in the house, and try to fuck someone else’s man, you’ll kill the map, and if you say something without conscience, you’ll really die.
“… Your answer is truly a masterpiece.”
After listening to various communication records and such, it seems like he has adapted well to living here in the demon world. Well, of course, there is no particular reason why I came to Odyssey.
“You need to do some work.”
“No, why- why did you throw me here-“
“Do you still think I’m an asshole for being kind to someone who did something you deserve and is stuck here? Even the person who was your boss couldn’t treat me carelessly, so it seems a bit like an asshole like you is protesting.”
“…”
Well, even so, I would like to make and offer this woman can never refuse.
“I have to act as a guide for some [Ddeppang] Who will come here later. From what I can see, not only this Demon World but also the rest of the continent is going to be a real mess.”
“… No, why? Are you the problem again?”
You guessed it correctly. I almost got it right, but it’s still the same as the correct answer.
And, I am the cause.
But, it is also a benefit to becoming self-employed.
Even so, what would happen if all the troops were brought in and then attacked, creating a security vacuum? Of course – conflicts will arise here and there, and the conflict zones must be separated into zones, or if alien beings invade, the invading zones must be separated.
For me, something that should have been done with a spoon ends up being like using an excavator.
“If I am the problem, then it is the problem. The gods came at me with all their troops to punish me, and then I got rid of them, but there are probably many [External beings] Looking to fill the empty space of the gods, and of course, we need a [Processing team] To deal with them. Each area will be separated by [Dimensional Barrier]… Well, to make it easier to understand, the conflict will be handled by making the place where the troublemakers are located into a [Dungeon] And having the dungeon deal with it. When it’s cleared, make it go back.”
“… What kind of crazy-“
“I can do that. You attacked that guy.”
“… Ah.”
Even if he finally realized what a crazy thing he had done, it would be too late.
Well, apart from that, Ellis next to me asks if that is possible.
“So, what they’re fighting about – reveal it as a dimensional body and turn that space into a dungeon?”
“It’s actually easier for me.”
“… Huh, really, you think it would be better to just expose everything with an excavator and bring someone in to handle it. Is this correct? Is that right?”
“Give up. There is no common sense here.”
“Oh, really. He says such crazy things so naturally, can you believe it?”
It’s just about not listening to what you don’t listen to in my point of view, or external invaders who can’t talk, and don’t be able to throw them into the dungeon, not the existence of the stars, but this planet is smashed like a tofu. 〈 Br〉
“So, what I am saying is, become a guide and move into it.”
“Isn’t it just that you don’t like me lazing around here?”
In fact, it is more than 90%.
But-
“At least that [Tteotppang] That will come in the future will be treated differently than he is now. If you move until he becomes independent, I will shorten the period to 5 years.”
“…3 years.”
“Four years, there’s one more person to order than you.”
You can order it from Lunaus. However, how much does Kanf wander around outside the forest? If you expect that you will at least become proficient in both the human domain and the monster domain…
This bad boy in front of me right now is the most suitable.
“Well, not right now. But, if you only handle civil affairs like this, you won’t be able to guide properly. So, transfer him to a position under the Four Heavenly Kings and move around here and there. The person you will guide has to adapt well, so your sentence will be reduced.”
“… Not even a prisoner.”
“I thought that wasn’t true?”
You hear me say this, unlucky bastard, but I deliberately pretend not to notice. Of course, if it’s just an insult, just smile and accept it.
But…
What I offer is something else.
“… That’s-“
“A strand of my daughter’s hair. As a result, I didn’t expect her to turn into a monster. So, this is compensation for that. Of course, in her current state, this can turn her back into a human.”
If it’s as I expected. Since she has the power of reversal, she can use that power to turn herself into the opposite of her current state, so she will return from a rat succubus to a human. Of course-
“… Oh, you mean that? It’s okay. I’m better now.”
It doesn’t really matter if you say you don’t want to go back.
“… As expected, I know something. That being a monster isn’t that bad?”
The Demon God stood beside him triumphantly, saying he was right! Although they say that.
“Yeah, but you know you can’t go back to your family, right?”
“… Just looking at the face is enough.”
Cook-
Well, there’s a lot more to say, but at least not in front of the demon gods.
“If you change your mind later, you can use it. Or, you can use it differently. But, you better keep it safe. If you lose it, I’m not joking, I’ll kill you for real.”
“Wait!! You can just not give it to me from the beginning!?”
“You don’t have a choice. Of course, even if you don’t need it, it’s a completely different problem for other people.”
“… That’s-“
“My conditions are clear. Be a guide for a single person. And, you must keep every single hair of his head. The sentence will be reduced to 4 years. Depending on your choice, you can decide whether to remain in the demon world.”
These are the conditions I propose. After that, it’s up to you, and I decided not to get involved any further than that.
Well, I don’t know who that little guy will be…
Of course, you may have already guessed it.
At least, what that idiot needs is for someone to lead the way.
“There is no benefit to me?”
“Is it not enough to just reduce the sentence to 4 years?”
“That’s true, but if you need me to the point where you need me, that means you’re quite immature, right?”
Yeah, maybe.
“So it’s only natural that I ask for additional compensation.”
“… Let me make one thing clear. If that bastard dies, you too will die. If you survive, it will remain the same. It is a contract like that, and getting your sentence reduced from 15 years to 10 years and ending with 5 years is by no means a cheap price. But even so, it is an additional price. Do you want compensation?”
“While we’re at it.”
“One life will survive.”
“… Money-“
Perfect!
And with that, I cast a spell that grants extra lives. If this doesn’t cause an explosion that blows my entire body away, I can somehow survive for once. Of course, life is precious.
“Did you really think you could easily extort money from me?”
“Tsk. I’ll give you money.”
It’s financial.
It’s not that I’m particularly short of money. Rather, there is a lot of money accumulated because of the looting.
“One thing is certain, if you can buy life with money, it’s right to buy it.”
“By the way, Baron, are you okay with the minister watching? Even if you sell your spare life like that?”
“What happens after death is the problem; coming back to life right before death is not prohibited.”
If you try to revive a dead person at will, you have to pay the price. When you try to reverse the lifespan of those who are dying, you can see that Evey appears in front of them. As far as natural death, planned death, and aging are concerned, they tend to interfere, but Mortus says that if they need that spare life anyway, they can fight and die at any time. I don’t mind giving it to you because I can.
Well anyway.
“The contract has been concluded. As soon as you fulfill the contract, you only have to stay in the demon world for 4 years and come out. Don’t die, a strand of my daughter’s hair, if you want to use it, use it, don’t lose it, you will guide me. If [Ddeppangi] Dies, you die too.”
“… I think we signed a very unfair contract.”
“Even so, what can you do?”
“… Really Elizabeth, you and that bitch is the same unlucky couple.”
“I didn’t ask you to do something you couldn’t do, right? Otherwise, it wouldn’t be impossible to take a stupid mojiri and tell him to run away if he felt like he was going to get screwed, right?”
In other words, I know that he always stayed at a single job, such as that of an instructor, and did some stupid things. Also, there was a time when Liz was under his command for a short time.
Did I say it was only for a short time?
The awl in her pocket is bound to stick out somehow, and that wasn’t enough for her, so when she found out that I was participating in the expedition, she volunteered for the crazy expedition.
…
When I think about it now, that too is a memory.
Even if it was a nightmarish expedition, if it involves someone important, it will still be glorified as a memory and decorated in a corner of your memory.
“I will allow every means possible to prevent that bastard from dying. If you see him getting drunk on the power that is not suitable for him, give him as much true education as he can. You are confident that you will do well in giving true education to a novice, right?”
“What… No, wait, how do you know something that won’t happen in the future!?”
“Because I exist in the past, the future, the present, everywhere.”
“… It’s a monster, it’s an absolute monster. Why would I fight such a crazy thing?”
“Assei, this is the backstabbing you chose. Get rid of it with evil.”
And after completing the contract signing.
I said one more thing to the demon god.
“It’s going to be quite a mess from now on. And, to curb that mess, I will help a lot.”
“Why?”
“… It seems like there is a ‘blood and relative’ relationship. There is no relationship yet.”
“…”
Hastur, Cthulhu from the future. Just looking at these two don’t mean they’re normal. And, the one who sent it, and Eve from the future who came to help me.
And, one more evil that I felt in the meantime.
It seems like some crazy person in the future was making a fuss to an unspecified number of people and everywhere related to me to vent his anger. I wonder what it would be like for me in the future to be messing around everywhere.
It’s just a hunch, a confirmation, and the purpose is to make a fuss about everything related to me, and [Something] That has been inflicted on me now is highly likely to be one of them.
And-
As soon as I returned, I ended up being crushed under my wives’ butts.
“Explain, will you give it to me?”
“Will you explain?”
Mira and Liz. These two were the first to run to me, Ilias looking at me with a look on his face, and there – Hestia looking at me with a very worried look, Lorraine, Lucy, Cassandra and Polixene-
He told me to talk to me obediently now! Even Nia is biting.
It wasn’t oppression, it was just asking for explanations about what they were curious about and what was going to happen.
Of course, it’s not just them.
“… Clarke, are you planning to make my sisters widows?”
Hector must have just finished training, because he came with his pectoralis major muscle pressed in.
“No- My girls are full of attention just by looking at them, so why do they come with their pectoralis major muscles?”
“It’s such an important problem. Moreover, it’s because it’s relatively recent that we’ve been aware that such a problem existed.”
Arash spoke next-
At the same time, Gawain…
“… Are you planning on dying?”
“… I thought it was the most reasonable method. Anyway, even if I die, I don’t die forever, but come back to life. The only ones who can give me death in the true sense of the word are probably my superiors, Mortus or Demon Sultan.”
What-
“Among them, if there is a weapon that can inflict a fatal blow on me, the first one is Excalibur, the holy sword held by my brother. Next is Lunares Poena, which I gave to Liz, and lastly, the whip made from my heart that I gave to Mira. ?”
Well, whatever.
“… It’s a shitty story in many ways, but in the distant future, some idiot is continuously attacking my past self, that is- the present, and what’s happening to me now is one of them.”
“So you opened ‘Limbo’ to us?”
“That’s right, I don’t know, but I can beat up any bastard who tries to take over my body.”
I brought up the story with Morgan, and I thought he would have answered by now, but-
“… Speaking of that story, there is a way to end it without much trouble without you dying.”
… Wouldn’t it be a bit of a problem to come in without the blinker on?
“Well, at least if you die, my plans will be in trouble.”
“What are you planning?”
“Enthronement.”
“…”
Take the throne.
“That sounds fun. Wouldn’t it have been better to talk about it? Rather than talking about saving the world or something happening.”
At least that’s how I am.
And considering that Camelot was going to be a mess anyway, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to end it and have someone else become king to judge those idiots. Morgan narrows his eyebrows at my sadistic reaction.
Even if I give you what you want, wouldn’t it be a damn thing?
No, the fairy becomes king.
This would be better than Gawain reaching the throne.
At least in Britain, where Guinevere has ascended the throne and the fairies are rampaging, Morgan is better suited than Gawain to deal with this mess.
That’s right…
As I have already seen, sincere people have the qualities of saints, but in difficult times and crazy situations, they bleed to death. Well, there is someone I would like to introduce earlier, but it would be a bit awkward to introduce it here now-
“By the way, Clark, isn’t there a girl you brought with you?”
“… Um, in the current situation?”
“It’s important.”
“… Hey, Mira. Are you saying that in front of me?”
“You’re doing it because it’s in front of you, right? So, bring it with you. We’ll all be together from now on anyway, right?”
Well, it has to be that way.
“Now, come and look here, and tell us your name and self-introduction, newbie~”
“… Carnesia Elvenguard, just call me Carsia. Anyway, I have no compatriots to lead anymore, but… Please take care of me.”
“… Yes~ Well said Carnesia. I expected you to fall here someday~”
By the way, aren’t you so happy, sister?
