Chapter 237 – Episode 228 – Idiot Couple’s Marital Fight (Prelude)
* Episode 228 – Idiot Couple’s Marital Fight (Prelude)
There is no need to be polite.
The expedition has been prepared for a long time, so it only ends once the expedition is declared to the people, the final arrangements are made, and then the expedition departs.
At best, it’s a marital fight.
Why is there any need to talk nonsense?
Therefore, after a short preparation period, we were able to deploy and arrive at the Ain Continent immediately.
‘Did all the old kings feel this way?’
As was the case at Tiber, it took quite some time to build a large-scale military base, but it was truly touching to see hundreds of thousands of troops being summoned from there. It is nothing short of luxurious for so many people to show up to follow one person. I, who follow them, am a small citizen and have no special reason for fighting, but this is especially true because I don’t know anything about such things and everyone has an expression full of exaltation.
“When I think that a lot of people will die because of me, my mind becomes confused in many ways.”
… It’s just something I tried.
Actually, I have no idea.
Rather, I looked around to see where Perpena was, and the blackened earth and dark sky welcomed me.
“Is this the sub-continent? It’s dirty. Doesn’t anyone do something like beautification and cleaning here?”
“Brother~♡”
“… Huh?!”
It is not only the sky and dirt that welcomes me. Her lips were stolen by a beautiful woman who suddenly flew in.
“Ugh?! What are you! Get away from your master!”
“Mmmm~♡ Yes♡ Jjongjjongjjong♡ Side~♡”
“Hey?!”
The mare 〈 Kabala 〉 I was riding ran wild, but the beauty who kissed me didn’t move. Behind them, soldiers with slightly tanned skin were exclamating “Oh!” And behind them, Shapira was looking at them with bitter eyes, saying, “Why are you doing something like that here?”
『Umm♡ Umm♡ Uhuboob~♡ A kiss with my husband after a long time eu~♡ Ummuuu~♡』
Put your tongue in and suck on the inside, bero vero♡ Then, check the condition of your gums and the inside of your cheek with utmost sincerity♡
Well, after all, my wife.
If you show cuteness like this to a subject that is so cold to others, it seems like the gap will just be gone.
“Mmm~♡ Phaaaaa~~♡ Ah, husband♡ Your lovely husband♡ Why don’t you come see El Sadat~♡”
“I’m sorry. I’ve been busy these days.”
“Lies♡ Today and last time too, I always talk about women♡ Ah, what a sinful man… But because of such a man, I lead the military and move… I am truly devoted… !”
I don’t know why I feel narcissistic in that regard, but Sadat is still beautiful. Unlike usual, he was wearing armor decorated with gold leaf and cobras, so it was a shame that his body was not revealed, but since he was a battlefield, that he could not be helped.
“Did you hear the situation?”
“Hmm… I could not believe that your husband’s true wife was a god… You have no idea how surprised I was when I first heard about it.”
“I’m really sorry for getting into someone else’s fight.”
“It’s okay! The expedition was something that happened from the beginning~! Of course, don’t worry about the girl~! She doesn’t have a very strict personality like other girls~!”
‘If you consider his usual tough personality, he would be better than Sunho.’
As I was thinking that, Sunho, dressed in impressive red armor decorated with dragons, came towards me on horseback. Both of them are ordinary people, but it was very noticeable that I was the only one reading Kabbalah, but it was funny because no one had any questions.
“It’s before the battle. Please don’t do anything strange in front of the soldiers.”
“What is so strange? Who on earth would find a kiss between a wife and her her husband her her strange her?”
“I ask you to choose the time and place. “Gabriel is also here.”
“It doesn’t matter if they get caught! They probably know that they are against us anyway! Isn’t it tempting to even imagine what that lucky girl would think if she thought that we were attracted to her husband and were against them~ !”
“… Is that so?”
Then, Sunho came up to me and stuck out his lips.
It’s really unexpected.
“Umm… Umm… Tzuuuuu… “
However, unlike Sadat’s kiss, it was very gentle, even though it was a sudden kiss. There are no intense parts, and I am only enjoying the parts that are necessary. That seemed to be Sunho’s mindset as well, so I lowered my waist a little more, crushed his cheeks with both hands, and sucked them. Sunho’s shoulders naturally came together as well.
“Yes♡ U♡ Ngu, no more than this♡~♡”
“Yeah~?”
“Uh, wow♡ E-sssss.
It’s not that much of a bother, but it’s needlessly pathetic.
Is it because of the negative energy accumulated in my body?
Today, it may be even more so because in order to have a fight with Perpena, I have been receiving sexual favors from various characters, starting with Cecil and Sabrina. Servilia and Nigilia, which did not go to battle, sucked especially heavily. Thanks to this, my dick became heavy and I was about to ejaculate. If I relaxed even a little, the pre-cum flowed out and stained the top of Kabbalah’s head.
“What about Chappelle?”
“Cecil and Sabrina are working hard there. Even if there is no king, there is no problem at all.”
“Oh, I guess you’re surprisingly good at it?”
“They have often been on expeditions to the Ahuman Continent since long ago. They also captured the Kabala that you are currently riding, and they are experts in this matter.”
Was it that kind of setting?
Come to think of it, a large number of Kabala’s subordinates are also participating in this Ain expedition. Everyone was very motivated at the thought of being able to save their own land. It’s the same in Kabbalah, so water has been flowing from her vagina since a while ago, expressing her motivation.
“Buh… Crrrr… “
“Whoa, calm down. Are you an animal?”
As I said Kabbalah and looked around her, there were signs that she had already been swept away.
And beyond, the familiar aura is also there.
“What is the situation?”
“The place we landed is in the center of the demi-human continent. Until recently, it was the heart of this land where demi-humans and mandarins fought to protect it.”
“It looks like we already had a fight?”
“It was Perpena’s work. There was a castle built by her right in front of here. Unlike Cornelius’s territory, it was hastily built and was somewhat shabby, so I received a report that the Mantis army was already lined up and waiting.”
“Large line? Why outside?”
“Unlike the Cornelius Territory, the castle does not seem to be functioning properly. Rather, it appears to be acting as a kind of nest that brings satisfaction.”
‘○Is it the same species?’
Since you said they are guys with an advantage in numbers, is there a way to do that? The more I listen to it, the more I think they are out of touch with humans.
“So there’s a big difference in numbers between us and them?”
“Yes. We have 1 million. Over there, it is well over 5 million. It is already at a level that cannot be seen with the naked eye, so it may be 7 million, or even 10 million.”
…
… ?
… 10 million?
“… “
“… Why are you doing that?”
“How many people participated in our Territory Battle?”
“The Tiber sent 40,000 men as bait and 150,000 men as the main force, almost 200,000 men.”
“And we bring together all five major countries and make 1 million?”
“I deleted the last digit. It’s actually about 900,000.”
“But the opponent is 500~1000?”
“Yes.”
“… 5 to 11 times? Isn’t this a bunch of games?”
The number of people that can be reached by one Great Spirit is already high. I had no idea that crazy numbers that I had never heard of in games or novels would suddenly pop out. I can’t even begin to understand what kind of ridiculous war this is.
“With that number, shouldn’t something like the sub-human continent have been eaten a long time ago?”
“That’s right. Normally, their numbers wouldn’t have increased to this level. They also have to make a living, so they have the intelligence to control their population.”
“Is it because of Perpena?”
“It is reasonable to see it that way.”
Perpena was worried about what would happen to the main force even if I were to beat her. Then the black mirror hanging around my neck began to shine and answered my anxiety.
『It’s okay. The zookeeper won’t be pushed away as easily as you think, so don’t worry and fight.』
“Really, how?”
『My shrine has just been installed in this area, so it won’t be easily pushed aside. Satisfaction is originally a group of people with little consciousness. Since a large number of priests from Britannia are present, their curses will not be able to use their power, and since there is a shrine, the ground battle will last more than half.』
“Is it really more than half the money going to 10 million people… “
“As the Dean said, the standards are different between a well-trained soldier and a newly born power. Since their intelligence is low and they cannot even properly listen to the orders of the opposing commander, there is no strategy other than pushing.”
“It’s not the first time I’ve had a fight with Satisfaction, so you don’t have to worry too much.”
Come to think of it, these bitches were all pros at satisfaction hunting.
Is worrying itself meaningless?
“It looks like you are relieved. Then, we will move the troops.”
“As originally agreed, I will ask you to do so when Perpena appears.”
“I understand.”
In that case, it was time for Sunho and El Sadat to go back and upset Gabriel and Chapelle, saying they would march.
“!?”
“Ugh!”
Everyone stopped as they got goosebumps from the feeling of water rising from their toes.
This applies not only to us, but also to the forces behind us.
“What on earth is happening, ugh?!”
Even Kabbalah, who has a strong spirit, must have been surprised by this and his feet stopped. While I was panicking, wondering if there might be an attack from the other side, black clouds suddenly began to gather. The clouds that gathered together became a human face and even the upper body, and then looked down at us.
『… Did you come? 』
The cloud said.
A softer voice than usual. However, it is so thick that people hearing it for the first time will not be able to tell the gender.
“S-, it’s God.”
“The evil spirit has come… “
“Has it really descended?”
“Oh…”
There was a stir among the soldiers.
First of all, the information was shared, but there was an atmosphere of doubt as to whether it was true, but now that it is confirmed, everyone is very nervous.
So, I, the culprit, stepped forward.
“Have you waited long?”
『No, not at all. Actually, I’m surprised that it’s faster than I thought.』
“I thought it was late. How late did you think it would be?”
『Considering how lazy you are, I thought it would drag on for at least a month, but it was really quick.』
“Ha, look at this. If we had waited a few days, it would have been a disaster.”
“But. This body showed its sincerity this time. How much trouble it took to give birth to children.』
The tone itself is the same as usual.
However, the problem is that he is speaking in the form of a cloud and his voice is loud.
The soldiers’ doubts grow as they see them talking as if it were normal, so they have to cut off the conversation.
“There is no need for long words. I will go back after defeating Perpena.”
『On the other hand, you remember what to do if this side wins, right?』
“Yes. Let’s not say it again.”
“Good night. Then, my lovely one… 』
Thud! Thud! Boom!
Thud! Thud! Boom!
As soon as Perpena finished speaking, the world went into shock.
We couldn’t believe it, but as expected, the army was moving from the satisfaction side, and a cloud in the shape of Perpena extended its fist towards us.
『──Try to fight against the irrationality that is me!!!!』
My vision and everyone else’s vision turned black.
