Chapter 232 – Episode 223 – Idiot Couple’s Marital Fight
* Episode 223 – Idiot Couple’s Marital Fight
About 10 minutes ago.
『First, let me introduce myself, my name is Perpena. She is an evil spirit who gives oracles to the people there and a goddess who colors this world with darkness.』
『(A god has gone beyond the Great Spirit…!)』
Another 5 minutes there.
『So, that person, my husband… You don’t even know how I feel… 』
2 minutes.
『This body worked really hard to help me… The castle walls fit together… Why are you being so cruel to me… 』
And now.
“Sniffle slurp…” ” “
She, who must have been the worst monster in the world, was more depressed than anyone else in the world. Shin, who was very intimidating at first, suddenly starts crying and her mood becomes sad. Even the blunt Ronan had an awkward attitude, saying, “Is this a fight between two gods?” Of course, the girl with the eagle mask who happened to be here also saw the atmosphere and whispered awkwardly to the side.
‘What is the relationship in the end?’
‘That person is God. We are those who act according to the oracle. Satisfied Just think that most people live that way.’
‘Ah, the same type as druids… Well, it may be rude to ask this, but how do you feel when God does that?’
‘From ancient mythology, it has always been humans who get hit by the love battles of the gods. It will happen this time too. If you think about it that way, it’s not surprising.’
‘It’s actually resignation.’
Even in the short answer, the relationship with Ronan was vaguely visible.
The satisfaction that sweeps the world and the evil spirit that virtually controls it from above… In fact, it was like being in the most dangerous place in the world.
“So… That husband? You… Fought with him? Is that why you came all the way here?”
“That’s right… “
“Then you just entered the battle~?”
“Just relieve stress.”
‘It’s not something that can be said in such a light way-‘
You don’t know how many people you killed.
A person who doesn’t even care in the first place.
Ronan was blunt even as she lowered her head deeply, saying it was dangerous.
“It’s dangerous to interfere carelessly about God’s love. Besides, I’m an animal, so I don’t know how to talk about it.”
“Then why did you come?”
“Since you came during the war, I will check the situation and help you if you need anything.”
Because it is satisfaction, there is no way to know love. An unusual clan that increases their numbers through curses. Talking about love is out of the question for monsters who invade other countries and use women as seedlings. Therefore, Perpena sighed briefly and turned her gaze to the eagle masked girl right next to her.
“By the way, you haven’t heard me introduce myself yet?”
The way he speaks is harsh.
When he was in tears, his tone was the same as usual, but now he is forceful like an evil god.
“Jaga… Is.”
“It’s not a girly name. Well, it doesn’t matter. There’s no normal woman like me around here. I’m calling you because I thought it would be good to hear the opinions of the general public, so feel free to say it.”
‘A fine woman… ‘
I know the situation.
Perpena, the evil spirit, is the one who wants to be destroyed at the hands of the one she loves, and on the other hand, the man in the story is the one who wants to prevent that. If you think about common sense, Roman is right.
However… What if it’s right?
‘But if you say that, won’t you die 100%?!’
What happens if you take a man’s side against a woman who is already heartbroken over a relationship?
How much more so is the opponent an evil spirit?
Even a fool with no dating experience can understand. If you say something wrong here, your hair will physically fly off. Otherwise, it could end badly like the scene we saw earlier, or in the worst case scenario, it would be a seed of satisfaction.
“Why are you doing that?”
“It makes me cringe to say something like this to someone who suddenly attacked me… This is my first time meeting… I guess it’s burdensome… “
So I avoided talking.
In any case, since I was invited, I thought it would be okay to have this level of veto, so I put up minimal resistance.
… However.
“Didn’t I tell you? The reason this body has kept you alive for four years is not just because of today’s whim.”
“… Was there any other reason?”
“Hmm. If I remember correctly, that mask probably belongs to the royal family. Right?”
“Eh, eeh~?!”
“Answer whether it is true or not.”
“That’s right… ?!”
“Are you the leader of those who recently went missing?”
I didn’t know that such a thing would come out here, so my shoulders narrowed and my body felt like it was going to shrink.
“Well, how did you know me and my family~?”
“Don’t be nervous. My husband has been indebted to that family and has developed a connection there. Meanwhile, did he even receive a favor? If you ever need to go on an expedition, be sure to find your bitch. I’m sure you found him in a place like this. At first, I wondered if this was somehow meant to be, as I entered the tower of this body without any fear.”
“Wow.”
As I swallowed my saliva, unable to imagine that the evil spirit knew me and that I survived because of that, the person on the other side continued to explain in a light manner.
“That’s true, but regardless of the reason, I’m just an ordinary slave trader… ?”
“That’s up to the body to judge. Rather, it looks like your limbs are fine, so why didn’t you come back?”
“Ah, I guess we’re in the middle of a war between Ajin and Mansang. Product 〈 and Slave 〉 are coming out all over the place, so I guess I had no choice because I had to take care of everything~~? Well, I wanted to contact my colleagues, but I was too busy with work~~? Ehehe. … “
…
… Three people, including Perpena, briefly fell silent at the same time.
I never thought I would get excited right away when the topic of slavery came up on a topic that I was nervous about just now.
“You bitch, are you really an ordinary girl?”
“… P, is it normal? Except that my hobby is collecting slaves.”
I looked away.
He is the head of the royal family. Everyone is a master at handling slaves, but this one had a strong fetish for slaves.
“In this day and age, is a hobby like that a cute thing?… Okay, that’s enough. Don’t worry about it.”
“Thank you… “
“Let’s go back to the story before that. This is a long-awaited relationship. In return for saving his life, give him dating advice.”
‘It’s an order… What should I really do with this? ‘
Even if it’s advice, what and how do you give advice in this situation?
No matter how you look at it, your husband’s opinion is 100% right. Is there anyone who doesn’t know that she wants to marry the person she loves and live happily ever after? On the contrary, the wall of Perpena, which was begging to be destroyed at will, was even more bizarre, so he was thinking about how to package it…
─Good look!
The shadow moved.
“… No way!”
“What’s going on?”
“It’s okay, don’t move from there!”
When Ronan tried to move, she raised her palm and blocked him, saying, “Don’t come any closer.” The moment a person’s upper body appeared through her shadow.
“─PERPENNA NeeeeeIM!!!”
Of course it’s Roman.
It was so funny to swim around the shadows splashing like someone who had just learned how to swim, and Perpena was confused as to how she would react to this.
“Wow… My benefactor! How dare I even master the shadow secret… ! Indeed, it’s a talent I created, but it’s truly terrifying!! Who would have thought that it wasn’t someone else but someone else, riding on the shadow of an evil spirit and flying straight to my side?!” The deeper our relationship, the easier it is to meet!”
The other side didn’t even answer those questions and shouted hurriedly.
“Hey! Let’s talk more! Huh?!”
“What kind of story is this? This body has nothing to say to you!”
“No matter what, it’s too much to jump out right away, right?!”
“So what? Isn’t it you who drew the parallel lines? I just want to be destroyed by the hands of my most beloved benefactor!! What kind of conversation is this when you can’t even make that wish come true!!”
“I just wanted to be happy for a long, long time with Perpena, who I really like?!”
“Isn’t that what you don’t like? Why can’t you understand the mind of this body? This wall, window, door, and door!”
“Why are you so stubborn, Perpena? Where is she? Why is she with that guy?!”
Of course, Ronan’s size stands out. This is especially true since they have previously faced each other once. Perhaps Perfena didn’t understand the situation she was in with Ronan, but even though she was swimming more skillfully, she was saying things she shouldn’t have said.
“No way! Are you going to abandon me and replace me with another man just because I couldn’t make one of your wishes come true?!”
“Miiiiig~?!”
Even Perpena was shocked by this.
No matter how much of an argument there was, I never thought something like this would come out!
“I never knew something like that would happen! I’ve given so much love and dedicated myself to my benefactor! But I never thought I’d be misunderstood like that! Even if it’s my benefactor, that makes me angry?!”
“Then why are you with that guy!”
“I just came to my parents’ house to relieve stress! So please don’t get me wrong!!”
Thanks to you, my speaking style has returned.
In addition, his tone is somewhat charming, and he wants to resolve misunderstandings rather than anger.
“… Have you seen it?”
“I am an evil god! And I am the one they worship! So this is their original home!”
“What kind of bullshit… What kind of family is this? Don’t act like your wife is on the verge of divorce and come back quickly!”
“I don’t like it! What I just said made me feel so bad! Ugh… But I thought I’d go back when I’d calmed down a bit… How dare you call this body wind?! You stupid man!”
“Perpena niii~!!”
“Hey~! Go back! I’m so angry?! Really! I’m not kidding, are you really so angry that I’m going to step on you like this?!”
“Words have little power!”
“Uuuuu~!”
With Perfena’s original power, it would be possible to step on Roman’s head and put him back in her shadow. However, her tone of voice is inadvertently dripping with honey, and even though she is stepping on her head with her foot, she has very little strength.
That’s right, Roman just wants to be sweet with Perpena, and Perpena just wants to suffer through Roman. Since they fought over that topic, there’s no way they would be angry at each other.
Still lovers.
Still love love.
Anyway, the current situation is fundamentally that they are both an idiot couple.
‘Why do I have to watch an evil spirit and his partner his fight for love in such an ugly place…’
“… “
Thanks to this, only Jagar, the eagle girl who was present, acted awkwardly. In fact, Ronan, who was singled out by Roman, didn’t even make a sound as if he had completely cut off her thoughts. I just hope this situation will pass. In that sense, he was truly a devout believer.
“Perpena!”
“Oh, really, don’t do that! Everyone is watching!”
“Don’t do that! Huh? Let’s talk more! I’m sure there will be an agreement?!”
“That… Isn’t that true… “
“I’ll apologize for what I just said~!”
“Ugh.”
In the meantime, the foolish couple, especially Perpena, seemed to be weak at Roman’s request and immediately pursed her lips and showed signs of changing her mind.
She was such a simple woman that you wonder why she took her anger out on the subcontinent if she was going to be like this.
‘It’s a point of agreement.’
But one side wants love, the other side wants destruction, so I wondered if such a thing could exist.
Then, looking at Ronan, something occurred to me.
“Ah.”
“I guess I came up with a good idea.”
“It’s a bit hard to say that this is a good method because it’s a satisfying method…”
“Tell me first. God called you to do that.”
“Umm~.”
While contemplating whether it was okay to say this, Perpena’s eyes turned to Jaga.
“Well, what kind of opinion are you trying to give?”
“No, it’s not a big deal. You two aren’t really angry anyway, but if you had to choose one option, wouldn’t it be okay to just have a fight and have the loser listen to the winner?”
“Is that why you called it a satisfaction method?”
“It’s a bit like they’re encouraging couples to fight, but it’s easier to understand. Looking at them, they’re people who don’t seem to have any grudges left even if they fight.”
“That’s true too.”
Ronan was convinced, and Roman, who was listening to the story, narrowed his eyes.
“…That’s right. What do you think, Perpena?”
“Hmm. That makes sense. Anyway, if this body goes over there now, we’ll just end up arguing again.”
“It’s not my intention.”
“It’s the same here. It’s such a trivial thing to have an emotional fight with your beloved benefactor. But it’s impossible to come into conflict with your benefactor in this way…”
Mmmm…
The two people pondered with the same groan at the same time, but the answer had already been found.
However, the problem is that Ronan and Jaga did not notice that the way the answer was given was very embarrassing.
“Good. Let’s accept that opinion and have a fight with our benefactor.”
“In what way?”
“It was an expedition anyway. That side was also on its way to satisfaction, so why not split the fight between me on this side and the benefactor on that side, and let the losing side bend to the winning side?”
“It will involve the demi-human continent.”
“You’re getting involved. This is what I was going to do from the beginning, but I just made a small bet here.”
“Sasora~?”
“You don’t like it this way?”
“No. As Perpena said, we were originally planning on going on an expedition. So, I wonder what that part is about… “
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I now know that Mandarin served Perpena. But I wonder if the god who serves Him personally acknowledges the subjugation of Mandarin, is this true?”
“Satisfaction is the species that this body has kept alive. If you are strong, you live, and if you are weak, you die. That is the basic principle and their truth. … Isn’t it?”
“That’s right. If we are strong in this fight, we will live, and if we lose, we will die, so there is no problem.”
“Okay… “
When Ronan answered faithfully, Roman seemed dissatisfied with something.
It seemed like he didn’t like having a man next to Perpena.
‘Oh. Is it jealous~♪’
Their attitude of being happy after seeing Roman’s reaction was what made them an idiot couple, but the story was decided anyway.
“Then let’s do that. Shall we talk about the specifics later?”
“Yes. It doesn’t matter. Please don’t cry in the mansion while I’m gone.”
“That’s what I’m going to do. “I can see how lonely you are without me.”
“It’s fun~!”
“Is the older person… An app?”
After spitting out fatal words to each other, Roman sank into the shadows first.
And then he said a word.
“If I win, I will be your new bride from then on.”
Not to be outdone, Perpena also said something.
“If this body wins, it will immediately turn into a wasteful person full of sexual desires, so I hope you raise it well even then.”
Her lines were strange, but it was normal for her, and after such a conversation, she completely calmed down.
“Did he go?”
‘Even if I die, I can’t say that it feels like we just met.’
While Jaga was having rather unpleasant thoughts, Perpena brightened her mood and she confidently shouted:
“Ronan!”
“Yes, God.”
“Prepare for war. I am going to win with all my heart.”
“I will do as you wish.”
There is no question that if you lose, the evil spirit will be no different from a ruined person.
That’s Ronan’s job.
Just like their gods, their behavioral principles of contentment were also different from those of ordinary humans.
