Chapter 51 – Local Order 3
As soon as he arrived at the field hunting ground, the prosecutor drew out his hideous weapon and complained.
“It’s a long way.”
“Why? Because of the person behind you. I hope I don’t become a burden when hunting.”
Teresa also complained a little and tied her black hair back. The prosecutor checks his armor and presses on his helmet. Suddenly he glances at me and then comes over. This is the image of a real monster walking towards a good-built swordsman wearing the [Black Knight’s Armor] Set. If this was a game, I would have chatted with ‘I don’t know if it’s a mob.
“… His hair poked out through the hood. Please don’t make it stand out with aggro because of its charm.”
“There is only Myconid at level 25, so be careful. It’s disgusting to see spores sticking out of mushroom people’s heads. White and sticky, slimy, ugh~”
“Hot… Yes.”
Teresa’s words of caution made his stomach suddenly feel tight and his face heated up. It was not the semen of a monster, it was just a story about spores, but it made my brain tingle and I was ashamed. He wiped her face with both hands and forced himself to hold back the curls of her lips.
“What’s wrong?”
“Shh, Theresa. Let’s talk after the hunt today.”
“… I’m embarrassed. Really. You can’t believe myconids are shaped like cocks-“
“Miss Teresa!”
As the District Attorney pointed out sternly, Theresa nodded with a fishy grin on his face. If she was an open-minded woman who would openly sexually harass people of the same gender like that, she would have done it a few times with men. There must be some corrections related to sexual behavior. With a look of understanding, Teresa came over and gently grabbed her by the shoulder.
“I understand. It’s not a lenient world for women.”
“… Yes.”
I didn’t understand… She sighed in response in a crawling voice. Just imagining what kind of monster Myconid was makes heat build up in her body and drain her strength involuntarily. I know, I’m frustrated… If she had just let her masturbate, this wouldn’t have happened…
“Let’s go. First of all, let’s look at the Zen timing and catch it efficiently.”
“Yes, I’ll have a taste of the knife after a long time.”
The two of them calmly clashed the blades of the daggers and swords and fought each other. If I had come to this world as the sword saint, Fenrir… He would have encouraged himself by clashing swords like that, but… I only have one dull wand with which I can use healing magic.
I tried to hold out my staff while the blades collided, but they ignored me and clashed swords and daggers. Embarrassed, he quietly lowered his staff and bowed his head. Nothing happened from the beginning.
However, it is more important to survive now rather than regret the past. I inhaled the mint-scented deodorant and entered the field. Then, three mushroom-shaped monsters Myconids appeared from the entrance.
* * *
Judging by the results, the absurd massacre of monsters continued for several tens of minutes. Aggro management, damage and heal timing, mob driving, and other basic things in party hunting were not kept in the face of ignorant level differences. The mushroom-shaped Myconids, about the height of a human being, were cut with two swords to the extent that the cutting edges were clearly visible.
“[Rotating exhaust]”
When the swordsman attacked with a spinning exhaust, three or four Myconids were mortally wounded just by the sword flying from the tip of the sword. After the skill is cast, obliquely cut body tissues fall and white juice gushes out between them.
The [Basterd Sword] That the District Prosecutor was holding looked low compared to the Rep system. However, the skill is good, so the durability of the sword is not damaged and it is not contaminated. It was my first time getting a bus, but the tension I felt in the goblin den was gone.
However, even though the level difference was severe, it seemed a bit difficult to fight more than 10 animals.
“[Jumpshot]”
“Look!”
Theresa’s dagger plunges through Myconid’s wound. Myconids collapse with a strange pig-like sound. I raised my hand to use the [Strike of Light] That I had learned before coming, but Teresa kicked my staff away and prevented me from even trying.
“I told you not to drag it with aggro.”
“… Yes.”
“I can’t use this weapon because I’m worried about durability, but this is fine.”
“At this rate, my experience is… “
“Get experience points for completing quests. No matter how much healing or damage it deals, it goes up to the point where it’s not even a message because of the correction.”
“… Yes.”
I just followed them like a burden. The myconids’ sticky mucus didn’t pour on me. I didn’t get my hands dirty and I couldn’t even apply. My hands are itching to play the so-called queen bee myself.
Still, be careful not to think strangely while looking at the male warrior and female thief covered in white slime. It seems to be corrosive, but the durability of the two people’s armor is not even worth it.
“Five, six… Haap- seven!”
-Tiriling~! Tiriling~!
“The deodorant time is over.”
Teresa took the ringing watch out of his pocket and pressed the button to turn it off. If I had such a convenient item, I wouldn’t have given birth to goblin babies in the goblin cave… I also took out the deodorant from my bag and opened the lid. I think I can already smell the nasty smell of myconids.
As I brought the deodorant to my mouth to inhale, several hairs fell in front of my eyes. The moment you think it’s nothing and try to hide it by raising your hand.
A black shadow crept over me.
“Careful! Mushroom aggro pops out.”
When I looked up, a myconid was looking at me with a strange smile on its face on the stem of the mushroom. Before I could judge the situation, myconids started spraying mucus at me.
-Purrule
“Ah! Seriously, what are you doing? It doesn’t bounce!”
The moment white slime dripped in front of my eyes, someone snatched me up. Just like that, I fell to the floor and a white flash passed over where I was. You can hear the drum tearing of the fibers of the myconid.
White slime dripped onto my face and upper chest. I felt a sticky, hot liquid on my skin. However, I hear the unpleasant sound of something melting.
“Ha, really. Don’t be distracted and quickly eat some deodorant!”
“Oh yeah… “
Perhaps because the effect of the deodorant is ending, it feels like the fishy scent of myconide is already rising. It had a scent similar to the familiar semen. As soon as I smell it, my heart beats with a feeling that the bottom of my belly button melts hotly. It feels different from tired languor. I couldn’t bring the deodorant in my hand to my mouth because my craving for semen was welling up.
“You stupid woman!”
Teresa grabbed my hand and shoved the deodorant I was holding into my nose. The spicy mint scent filled her nostrils. Thanks to this, the fishy scent that soaked my brain with lewd thoughts just a moment ago disappears.
“Cough Cough… “
“Ah… Fuck fuck it.”
“Hurry up and cover that woman! I’m really attracted to male guys. The charm is crazy…”
A silver thread falls softly in front of her eyes. A drop also falls on her shoulder. It was her hair that shone brilliantly even in the dark field. She hurriedly raised her hand and tried to take down the [Hidden’s Cowl], Only traces of the cloth fell off. Teresa looked at me and gave me a puzzled look.
“Ah! Why does this run out of durability? You hit me once… !”
“Miss Teresa! Try to cover something! [Mortal Strike]”
“Take out this weapon, I think I need to take care of this and go. Take the [Berserker potion] Here.”
“I don’t have a hand to receive, so stick any one!”
“Ayy-“
Teresa took out the [Berserker Potion] And put it on the District Swordsman’s left arm. It is a potion with a sharp tip so that it can be used as a substitute for a syringe when ingesting it by mouth is not possible. However, while preparing such a potion, there was no [Cowl of the Secretive], So there was nothing to put on me.
As she raised her gaze further, she saw countless monsters in front of her. Like the mobs here, the levels are between 25 and 45. Not only myconids, but also skeletons, slimes, and swarmies. Numerous monsters that seemed to be hundreds of them surrounded this place, glaring at it and snorting.
It was so obvious who the monsters were targeting.
“Ah… I don’t want to inject this! Seebaaaaa! You dirty bastards!”
“I will eat when it runs out.”
When the berserker potion is absorbed by the prosecutor, the muscles visible through the armor bulge, blood vessels protrude, and the body grows a little bigger. At the same time, the wind pressure corresponding to the level bursts out. His eyes burned red with hostility and a bloody grunt mingled from his throat as he roared.
As it is, the swordsman runs out between the monsters. As I emitted a tremendous aura, the monsters were caught in [Fear] And escaped for a while, but the aggro itself was drawn back to me. This was a situation all too familiar to me. However, at that time it didn’t matter if I was hit, but now it’s not much different except that it hurts a lot when I get hit.
Even in a state where she was about to faint from exhaustion just following her, she calmly looked around. A slightly shadowed hill comes into view.
There seems to be a way to survive surrounded by hundreds of monsters. Since the two of them are at least level 80-90, there is a way to win.
“Ah sir… If this happens, you should fight too.”
“… Can’t we run to the hill over there?”
“What, this crazy… Why don’t you run over there and get hit in all directions? It’s not a game, this place is just a search after death.”
“Is it all my aggro anyway?”
“So we have to protect you! I don’t know how to speak, so I eat it.”
“You are a rogue. You haven’t learned the [Shadow Barrier], Have you?”
Fortunately, I took two months off, but my combat head seemed to be spinning. Theresa bites her teeth and glares at me as if she’s going to pull my hair.
However, when he knocked down the bone club of the skeleton that came in from the side, his eyes flashed as if he came to his senses. Even in such an urgent situation, it seems that he has the intelligence to figure out tactics.
“If it doesn’t work out, let’s see.”
Teresa took me in one arm and started running. Although the height and physique itself are similar, the thief also has the [Strength] Stat to some extent, so he was able to hug me comfortably. It was treated like luggage, but the ability to avoid monsters was excellent. Thanks to that, I couldn’t get even one hit.
“Left, right, yes, the right comes in again.”
“This nymphomaniac crazy bitch… Do you have a character?”
“That’ll let you know after the battle.”
As soon as I reached the hill, Theresa dropped me to the ground. Match a few sums with the monsters approaching from the side and drop them. After rolling a few laps, I got up and lifted the staff as high as I could. Theresa glanced at me, grabbed the dagger from her pocket, and closed her eyes.
“[Sunshine]”
“[Shadow Barrier]!”
An intense light emanated from the staff I was holding. The light from the staff spread radially, erasing all the blurry shadows on the ground. And behind the monster facing the light, it left a thick and long shadow.
When Teresa casts [Shadow Barrier], A wall made of shadows rises sharply from the thick shadows. The monsters are suddenly hit by a shadow barrier rising from the floor and split in half, tearing apart exposing their entrails.
Originally, [Shadow Barrier] Is a tactic that is not often used because the amount of damage is very low, but it is different when there is a serious level difference. With a skill like [Swinging Blade], I can only catch about 8 of them, but if I am surrounded by dozens of them, this is better.
But the problem wasn’t just the monsters.
