Chapter 96 – Meeting With Mesgaki
“Song Ha-yoon… If it’s…”
Yes, it was a name that anyone who has ever seen a lintel would have heard of at least once. It hasn’t been that long since he started broadcasting, but it could be seen as a supernova in the world of people who quickly gained popularity with his unique wit and crazy tension.
But… Maybe because of that crazy tension and unique strange reaction, the ratio of male to female viewers watching the broadcast was too extreme.
The legendary 5% of male viewers are women.
There was even a theory that the 5% was 5% because the account was in the name of Jammin’s parents, not all men.
There was also a story saying not to meet a woman who sees Song Ha-yoon on the Internet.
[So what do you think?]
If you think about it, I was the absolute opposite. No matter how much Song Ha-yoon has a lot of viewers in large companies, in the end, it was a broadcasting style that did not fit well with Meki.
If Meki, a male cambanger, has a friendship, she can’t predict how it will flow. Viewers may run amok, and now, if you are not a baby, there may be people who curse.
It was not a stepping stone for growth, but at worst it might become the lord of destruction who smashes viewers.
“For now, I am against it. In the first place, you are in a male cam room, but then the broadcast breaks?”
[Um… Is that so? After all, overindulgence will come out, right?]
“It comes out one hundred percent.”
In the first place, I also sent a sexually harassing Done, but I had no idea what other viewers would do. If it was a male cambang in Paprika, the viewers could really cut it in half, but it was a hot location, so there was a bit of an ambiguous feeling.
In the first place, the Woogyeom content itself was targeted at students, also known as Jammins, and there were also people targeting adults, so if you ask for it without any explanation, you will have no choice but to express your intention to refuse.
“So can I get some sleep? You haven’t slept since yesterday?”
I wanted to continue talking on the phone like this, but I felt like my body wouldn’t be able to withstand it. It seemed that he had weights attached to his eyes, but he kept closing them, and he couldn’t keep his balance straight, so his body was swaying like an aspen tree.
‘The body is the limit…’
Her breasts, which she was usually proud of, now felt like nothing more than a heavy weight.
They say it’s useless now, but I’ve been told since I was little that I’ll like it because there’s a lot of milk to feed when I have a baby later…
Actually, I was proud of it when I heard that men like big things rather than small things.
‘Does Meki like big things too?’
[Then quit at age? Meeting again later, OK?]
“Ee-eung-eung.”
After roughly hanging up the phone, I collapsed on the bed like a dive. Matrix accepted my heavy body and accepted me.
The problem is…
“Ugh…!?”
Two large missile nipples were crushed by the matrix, recreating the feeling of being punched in the chest.
***
“You must be very tired.”
I felt it while talking on the phone with Yang Eun-jae just now, but it seemed like a moment to prove that people die when they are tired.
I called as soon as I woke up in the morning, but I feel sorry for him…
I said I edited it hard next time, so I’ll watch it later on the show and go back to my daily life…
“Ahh…!”
“Ouch!”
I was thinking to myself for a while, but as soon as I heard Nero’s voice from below, I felt a pain pierced by something like a thorn from my ankle.
When I looked down to see what was hurting me, Naero turned his head vertically and bit my ankle.
“Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyous! Why are you?”
“Aww!”
When I paid attention, it was slowly wagging its tail, pointing at the rice bowl with its front paws.
Are you asking for food?
Maybe it was asking for rice, so I scooped up the food and put it in the rice bowl. As I refilled the rice, I changed the sand toilet with Nero, so there was nothing to do in an instant.
Rice was roughly stuffed with bean sprouts and ramen, and work disappeared in the morning.
‘Should I look for another diary?’
The other day, I thought there might be more of Jaejun’s diary, so I looked around the house, but I couldn’t find it. I wanted to look for it one more time, but it was annoying and I didn’t want to use up my stamina for nothing, so I decided to just rest.
“Shall we go outside?”
“Aww!”
“Are you not going out?”
“Ahhh.”
“Okay.”
I don’t know what I’m doing at 23 years old, but I’m probably the only crazy kid in the world who can communicate with cats.
I don’t want to do anything. I’m already doing nothing, but I want to do nothing more vigorously and more actively.
I just want to roll around here, sleep, turn on a broadcast at night, earn some money, and roll around again.
Rolling, rolling, rolling…
Like a caterpillar, he wrapped himself in a blanket and wandered around the house. Actually, since this is wiping the floor with a cloth, isn’t it cleaning?
Cleaning while rolling around… It’s the discovery of the century. Would you be able to win the Nobel Prize for cleaners lightly?
Rolling around… Tak!
“Turn it off…”
While rolling around, I accidentally bumped my head against the desk. As I increased the rolling speed, I accidentally lost control.
I stopped rolling around, stroking my head, which was stuck in the cross leg, with my hand. Yes, people should live like human beings, why don’t you roll around the blanket like Song Chung-i?
It was about to get out of the dried blanket.
“Ouch! Uh…? Turn it off! How are you?”
The blanket, which had been rolled up like caterpillars, started to prevent me from escaping like a butterfly cocoon. I couldn’t get out and just shook my body as if I had been hit by a bossam.
I tried to pull my arm out, but the blanket clinging to my body prevented me from pulling it out.
Fuck this.
As soon as I started to sense that I was being fucked, a memory passed through my head like a kaleidoscope.
[“Isn’t it more profitable to stay in the refrigerator than the cost of the air conditioner?”]
The memory of the day I put it in the refrigerator came to mind. A story from the past that almost suffocated in a cold refrigerator.
At that time, viewers teased me for being a stupid bastard, but isn’t the current situation similar to that time?
It’s too hard to get out on your own.
‘Wait a minute… Then, can’t we just roll in the opposite direction?’
To express the current situation, it would be solved by rolling the blanket in the opposite direction to the rolled up blanket.
“One two…!”
Boom!
Right. Wasn’t this where the dining table used to be?
The moment I tried to roll hard, I started to see strange things in the wind that hit my head.
Bright yellow chicks fly around in circles with a cheeping sound.
“Wow… It’s a chick. Captain Pip! Beep!”
I waited a moment for the dizziness to subside.
After coming to my senses to a certain extent, this time I slowly moved my body forward so as not to repeat the same mistake as before.
If I move forward a little and roll, I won’t hit it this time.
Wiggle!
Wiggle!
If you do this… You’re done!
“Finally successful!”
I was left alone surrounded by blankets, but the feeling of liberation was no joke when I was released. His aching body was slippery with sweat.
“Ah… I have nothing to do.”
When I came out again, there was nothing to do.
***
“Jaeyeon, please shred this document.”
“All right.”
“Jaeyeon? Is it okay to have a cup of coffee on the way?”
“Yes!”
“Jaeyeon-ssi~ I’m Maxim~.”
“Yes…”
“Jayeon!”
The company on weekdays showed the appearance of a class society where people are busy working but secretly leaving simple tasks to their successors.
Among them, Park Jae-yeon, who entered a large company at a young age, was struggling with paperwork and running errands for his bosses as usual.
Perhaps tired, he spit secretly as he stirred up instant coffee with half-closed eyes.
“Here is Maxim, this is a canoe…”
“Thank you.”
Hurb.
Jae-yeon’s boss was drinking slowly, savoring each sip of the coffee her successor, Park Jae-yeon, made, as if it were delicious.
Not knowing what was in it.
On the contrary, she was laughing inwardly at her boss drinking her coffee without knowing anything.
‘Even if I spit it out like this, I would have spit it out if I didn’t know.’
Originally, when someone you disliked in a company asked for coffee, it was the national rule to secretly spit on it or stir it with a dirty teaspoon on purpose.
It was also a method secretly used by other employees who were Park Jae-yeon’s motives.
“Then, Jaeyeon, you can go home after finishing the paperwork. Isn’t it great that paperwork is getting faster these days?”
“Thank you, Deputy Manager Jeong!”
She bowed her head and said hello to her boss, General Manager Jung Mi-young.
‘Ahhh… I don’t work overtime today.’
As I was quietly going back to my seat and working on documents, an alarm rang on my cell phone.
[Mekki started broadcasting.]
‘What, they said they already turned on the broadcast today?’
Normally, the broadcast should be turned on about two hours from now, but today, strangely, the broadcast turned on quickly.
On days when the broadcast is turned on so quickly, there is nothing to do like having a night party or just turning on the broadcast because there is nothing to do?
As expected, when she went into the broadcast, she saw Jaejoon walking without thinking.
‘Did you wear yellow today? It’s like a chick.’
Perhaps because it was autumn, she was cuter than usual when she was wearing yellow chick-like long sleeves. I need to work on a document quickly, but it’s to the point where I carelessly watch it.
‘Uh…? Is something strange?’
As I was working on paperwork while secretly watching the broadcast, I noticed something strange from earlier.
Someone wearing a black hat kept appearing on the broadcast screen. At first, I thought it was a coincidence, but 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes… I never thought it was a coincidence that I was out for a long time.
