Chapter 74 – Mesgaki and the Cleanup
“Haaaaa”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: What did you do that made you sleepy?
I went out to the city and played to my heart’s content earlier, and maybe it’s because I used too much stamina today, so I started to fall asleep.
The current time is approximately 9:10. Originally, it was 10:50, the time when I was self-indulgent.
The more I try to force my eyes open, the heavier it sinks. It’s like my body is saying that if I broadcast more than this, I’ll go to the goal.
In my mad drowsiness, I barely opened my eyes and looked at the cam.
“Haaam… I want to be self-indulgent now.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: ?
-[Geum Tae-yeon]: This bastard ran away just because he made some money today?
-[Lee Sin]: Hey bastard just left us alone?
-[Ujicha]: This is Ujicha abuse, Lehu!!!
-Lol
-This bastard doesn’t seem to have tasted spicy yet.
-Who are we?
Crazy bitches say I’m a bit tired, so I’m going to indulge myself and rest, but why are you fucking fucking me? It was quite difficult to continue the broadcast because of the yawns that flowed like crazy and the eyelids that were thick enough to continue broadcasting.
Even yawning over and over again made it look like she was crying with tears forming around her eyes.
“Umm… Let’s make an agreement between us.”
-Middle?
-What middle?
-Did this bastard come to see Nego’s queen today?
What I want is to indulge and sleep, and what viewers want is to watch a good broadcast.
I have to become a trainer to deal with viewers who run amok like these monkeys.
I’m the one who broadcasts anyway, so in the end it’s me. No matter how influential the viewers are, in the end, the person who broadcasts will come out, so I am the most powerful person.
“Let’s do this… I’ll come up with great content tomorrow, so just send it to me today…”
[Teeling!]
[Thank you for the 3,000 won support from Yukuri.]
What is good content?
“Hmm…”
First of all, it was said that it would return with good content tomorrow, but it was difficult to say anything because the standard for being informative was too ambiguous.
It was a really difficult question because I could think it was a good idea by my standards, but hundreds of viewers could feel it was lacking.
Hmm… I didn’t have anything in mind, so I quietly rolled my fist with my arms crossed.
Looks like my genius brain finally got to work.
I looked around to see if there was anything I could use as content.
[One. A Dalgona set that was killed while making Dalgona.]
[2. A blanket begging to be killed.]
[3. Cute Nero.]
First of all, I have to write the contents except for those things.
“Um… Uh, ah… Cuckoo Island Chicken?”
-[Your Excellency] : Don’t be a jerk.
“Yes.”
I tried to pass it as a drip, but I stopped talking to the chatting that put facts into my heart.
Fucked. I’m not going to lie, no thoughts come from my half-sleep brain.
How can I live if my genius brain doesn’t spin?
I hurriedly looked around again, looking for anything useful.
Ah… Did you have that?
“Well then, I’ll broadcast tomorrow wearing a butler outfit!”
-[Dog-like rice cake] : Butler’s suit?
-[Temptation of Manam]: Butler Shota?
-[Falling series]: Just thinking about it makes me sick.
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] [10,000 points]: Love me, my master.
It’s been a while since someone used points.
“Poop, Master Heojeop~ Do you love me? Are you satisfied with this? Hehe~♥”
I’m glad that he seems to like it because he reacts roughly to the point. At least, when I declared that I would wear the butler uniform again, I could see the chat window gradually being suppressed.
After all, the butler’s uniform is a cheat.
It’s a little embarrassing to broadcast while wearing a butler outfit, even in my situation, but when I think of the money I spent buying the butler outfit, I could see the magic that made my shame disappear completely.
“Then, do you admit that you’re tired of broadcasting wearing a butler’s uniform tomorrow?”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Ah haha I admit it like a dog.
I quietly closed my eyes and applauded. It was probably the applause of joy that the first negotiations with viewers worked.
Wouldn’t it be like watching the inter-Korean summit?
I clapped as it was without hiding my joy and slowly pressed the self-indulgence button.
[The broadcast has ended.]
“It’s over~ Whoa…”
“Aww.”
As soon as the broadcast ended, I felt a sense of exhaustion and sat leaning back on the chair, so Nero, who was watching from the side, jumped up on top of my leg.
He rubs the soft fur against his legs and puts his head in his hand.
“Yoshiyoshi~ You cute guy.”
“Ahhh… Kek…!? Khehe…!”
“What’s the matter!?”
Feeling my touch, Nero was crying and suddenly shook his body as if his throat was choking.
I hurriedly lifted Nero, wondering if there was something wrong.
“Keck… Kuhek… Aww.”
“Huh?”
A ball of black hair came out of Nero’s neck. My throat was choking because of this.
I was also worried that Nero had accidentally swallowed something like a pencil, but it was fortunate that it was trivial.
But how many hairs do you have to get together like this?
Just in case, I put my head close to the ground and looked at it. I almost lost my mind when I saw the harmony of countless dust and cat fur.
‘Well… I don’t normally clean.’
I’ve been washing dishes hard to live, but I don’t think I cleaned the floor often.
“I’m going to have to vacuum again tomorrow, shall we?”
“Ahhh…”
Nero seemed to agree with what I was saying and began to move his head back and forth to the rhythm. This guy doesn’t even sing, but seeing the rhythm with his head, was he a DJ in his previous life?
I had to brush my teeth before going to bed, so I went into the bathroom and started washing myself slowly.
It was late at night to take a shower, so I was planning to take a shower tomorrow after washing my face, mouth, feet, and hands.
“Um, ah~ ohh… Woof.”
I spat the white water from rubbing my toothbrush into the sink and rinsed my mouth.
“Uh… But was there a hole here originally?”
While looking around the bathroom to get a towel, I noticed a strange hole. I can’t say the hole is huge, but it’s just big enough to screw in.
It was too small to be called a mouse hole, and it was a little vague to say that it was just a natural appearance.
I brought her eyes closer to see if there was anything inside, but I couldn’t see anything.
“Has the native owner ever driven a nail into it?”
She questioned the odd hole, but it didn’t bother her much for now, so she decided to move on.
I’ll cover it up later with duct tape.
I don’t know because I didn’t have these detailed memories because I only had fragmentary memories of Jaejun, not mine.
“Nero, let’s go to sleep.”
“Aww!”
The hot weather has passed and it seems that the weather is getting colder, but the warm weather is still repeating, so I was worried about whether or not to take out a thicker blanket.
So I made a very good choice.
“Nero, come back to Daddy’s arms!”
“Ahh…?”
I just hugged Nero and went to sleep. If it’s hot when you cover yourself with a thick blanket and it’s cold when you sleep with a thin one, you just need to introduce a third person.
When it’s cold in a thin blanket, you can hug the hairy Nero and sleep.
I’m probably the only person in the world who uses a pet like this.
“Ahhh…”
“I’ll hug you so it doesn’t hurt, so stay like this.”
Sleeping while holding Nero makes me feel like I’m falling asleep. Soft yet closely attached fur and just the right temperature for body temperature.
In fact, isn’t Nero the angel who came for me to sleep well?
***
When I opened my eyes, I was in a strange place.
Feeling strange, cold raindrops start to drip from the sky, and shapes are gradually engraved around the surroundings, turning into buildings.
A boy was walking slowly in an alleyway as countless raindrops from the sky covered the city with water and took away body heat.
Maybe she didn’t have an umbrella, but the raindrops were dripping down her hair, and the clothes she was wearing were all wet as well, clinging to her body.
“Ah…”
I knew instinctively who it was.
Jaejun Shin.
It was Shin Jae-jun, the original owner of this body before I came to this world.
“What are you doing?”
I was sitting in the alley, soaked in the rain, covering my body to avoid the rain.
On his face, he had bruises close to blood bruises and slightly bleeding lips, as if he had been hit on the cheek, and there were cuts on his arms.
Shivering as if she had lost her body temperature from the cold rain, she sat still and hid in the alleyway.
“Why… Are you here?”
I was still trembling in the alleyway, probably not hearing what I was saying.
The moment the little boy shivered in the alleyway, a woman with a large umbrella entered the alleyway from behind.
When she saw the boy, she was surprised or momentarily taken aback, but she quickly came to her senses and she reached out her hand to him, trying to catch him.
“Are you okay?”
“…”
Wanting to check her face, she moved closer, but she couldn’t tell if her face had been painted black.
