Chapter 57 – Mesgaki and the Back Story (After Changes)
I started to open my eyes slowly after sleeping in the warm morning sunlight and chirping birds.
Unlike the fantastic morning, my body feels pliable no matter what I did yesterday, but my head hurts tremendously from a hangover.
“Woo-wook, uh… I don’t feel good…”
My head hurts and my stomach feels like it’s bubbling up from the top and coming up my esophagus, probably because I drank lava last night.
Grabbing my sore head, I tried to get up slowly. But obviously I touched the bed, and something was too soft and soft to be called a matrix, and it felt like kyoho jelly.
What is this? Did I buy a slime doll yesterday?
But it would have been better if it was a doll.
“Ah…!”
Looking around, I saw Yang Eun-je and Park Jae-yeon, who were standing on top of me, one leg at a time.
Just in case, I looked down and the good thing was that I didn’t do anything strange yesterday, and I was properly dressed.
However, it may be that he is only dressed properly, so he struggles as much as he can to get out.
It feels a bit dangerous to have women tangled next to me.
“Come out! Get rid of the bridge!!!”
“Ok…?”
“Cool…”
Puck!
As he struggled to get out, he accidentally hit Yang Eun-jae’s belly while she was sleeping, and pushed Jae-yeon’s thighs away.
Yang Eun-je was grunting as she clutched at his stomach, as if she had been hit a little. I think I got hit in the lower abdomen. Are you okay?
“Jaejun, are you awake?”
“Quickly get rid of your legs. Why are they both hugging me like a dakimakura! Perverts!”
It hadn’t been long since it happened, so I couldn’t judge the situation, but I screamed to get out of the way quickly because it was uncomfortable.
My speed is not good and my head is about to break from a hangover. No, magma boils inside the crab that makes your whole body ache.
“Now, wait… I’m cheating…!”
“Huh?”
“Uh!? Hey, listen quickly!”
Suddenly, I felt something coming up from the side of my neck, as if I was trying to eat something I ate yesterday. As I urgently covered her mouth with her hand, Jaeyeon and Eunje seemed to notice her, so I hurriedly lifted myself up and ran into the bathroom.
The two of them lifted me up one arm at a time and hurriedly ran away. I did my best to keep my mouth shut.
If you spill even a little bit here, it’s beyond catastrophic and really fucked up.
“Open the lid!”
“Huh!”
Rattle!
A white toilet greeted me and opened her mouth. As I am in the white toilet…
“Wow…”
“Yeah, throw it all up.”
When I grabbed the toilet and threw up, Eunje and Jaeyeon noona patted me on the back and stood by my side until I felt better.
No matter how much I drank yesterday, no matter how much I drained, it didn’t end. My throat feels a little bit tingly because of stomach acid, and my head still hurts like crazy because of the hangover.
What should I do yesterday to be able to eat this much?
“Ugh… My throat hurts.”
“Drink some water.”
“Thank you…”
It was so hard to come to my senses because I had a big job in the morning. My throat is sore from obite, and my head is spinning.
In addition to me, Jaeyeon noona and Eunje had severe hangovers, so their haggard faces were not the way to say it.
Until yesterday, Jaeyeon noona, who had been the alpha female herself, looked like a soldier who had just finished a war, and Eunje was just unable to keep her eyes open.
“By the way, what did we do yesterday? I don’t remember?”
“That, that’s… You mean?”
“Therefore…”
I drank too much yesterday, so I couldn’t remember anything about yesterday’s meal, probably because the film was cut.
But seeing you so flustered… Could it be that you did something mean to me?
Suddenly, I felt anger and sadness welling up inside me.
“Stop, no way…!”
“It’s not like that, so calm down!”
“Then tell me quickly what happened yesterday.”
Afterwards, Jaeyeon noona and Eunje let out a sigh and told them what happened last night.
A story about playing various drinking games and a little lewd games while drinking. And after that, the tension went up and they said they tried to raise the level.
‘Wait… Then why didn’t I raise it when it could be higher?’
“Why didn’t you raise it higher?”
“You stretched out.”
During a drinking game, I was told that I got too drunk and stretched out.
I don’t know if that was true, but I don’t think it was a lie because the bed was clean and Eunje and Jaeyeon noona’s condition was fine.
“But didn’t you just touch my body while moving to bed? Pervert, insidious, big breasts.”
“That… It’s a mistake, so can’t you just look at it…?”
It’s a mistake, but I was suspicious because I didn’t know what I was doing while I was asleep.
“Mistress… I wanted to eat you like a dog.”
“If you did, you would have been in prison right now?”
“Is it?”
It was almost time to check out, so I had to get ready to leave.
***
“Jaejun, what do you want to eat? Haejangguk? Or sundae country?”
After getting out of the room, we quietly walked along the street and looked around the shops.
There were many shops around the motel that sold foods that could be used to relieve hangovers, such as soup restaurants and haejangguk restaurants.
Originally, the more alcohol there are, the more food stores there are, so…
I looked at Jaeyeon noona asking me what to eat.
As usual, she walks with her big breasts, tall height, and easy delivery hips twitching, but maybe she’s a little tired, but her gait is slightly off to the side or her body is shaking.
Jae-yeon noona also barely walks in front of her with her dark circles in her eyes, clutching her head, wondering if her hangover is serious.
It felt like she was just walking in a straight line, whether she could see or not, with her eyes half closed.
“Poo-Hup, what did you do yesterday that makes you so tired? Huh~ ♥ Premature ejaculation ♥ Why don’t you re-enlist for the sake of your stamina and for the sake of the country?”
“Let’s be careful. Re-enlistment… Even if you give me 100 million, I will never re-enlist.”
“Is the army that hard?”
“Huh.”
Listening to Jaeyeon noona’s words, it seems that in this world, the military, whether male or female, are extremely angry.
The unique shit handling and the officers who don’t see people as just cheap machines.
Lastly, when you go to PX, which is your only happiness, seniors look at you.
“Wow… That’s fucking fucked up.”
“Didn’t Eun-je go to the army?”
“I, uh… I didn’t want to go because I got pregnant later…”
“If you’re pregnant, don’t you go to the army?”
If you’re pregnant, won’t you go to the army? So what happens when you have a child?
“The… I heard that if you have a daughter or a son on your family register, you won’t go to the military? There were people who adopted or went to a sperm bank just because of that.”
“Some of my classmates were caught trying to do that. You know that you have to get married to be recognized, right?”
“Really?”
But if a woman gets pregnant, and if a woman goes to the military, what will a man do?
Seed bag? I just saw people teasing online communities for being seed wrappers, but is that really all they do?
“Ugh… I hate the military so much.”
“Don’t worry, unless you’re going to the Navy or Air Force, you’ll be gone in no time.”
Yang Eun-je tried to calm herself down by holding on to her trembling body, as if she was worried about the future.
“Poop, are you so desperate because you don’t want to go to the army? I guess you’re not even a girl yet? Why don’t we just give up and go now?”
“Giralno. I’m going to leave the army somehow, so look forward to it.”
“What, are you going to go to the public interest with a fat thing? Oops… Just give up.”
We were walking slowly in search of a restaurant, laughing at Yang Eun-je, who was worried about the military.
I’m not going to the army anyway, so Yang laughs at me and makes fun of me, but Park Jae-yeon seems to be feeling sorry for me.
“Uh… Talking about the military, I remember that crazy bitch.”
“What kind of person were you?”
“There is a bastard who says she’s a lesbian and touches me every night.”
“Wow, why is someone like that in the army? A little disgusting.”
Actually, I didn’t mean to belittle all homosexuals, but seeing Jae-yeon’s reaction, I thought it was a bit disgusting to touch her breasts even though he didn’t like it.
Whether you’re homosexual, heterosexual, vegan, or meat-eating, in the end it’s good to keep your convictions, but it’s the world’s duty not to cause harm to others.
“So how did it go?”
“I stabbed that bastard and sent him to the army prison…”
“Um… But if you have big breasts, are you uncomfortable in the army?”
“It’s fucking uncomfortable.”
Jae-yeon noona said she was speechless when the military story came out.
It’s me, maybe it’s because she didn’t go to the army before being possessed, but the more she listened to Jaeyeon noona’s words, the more she felt like she was hearing some kind of heroic story, so it was fun too.
“Ah, sorry… Men don’t like talking about the military, do they?”
“No, is it fun? But isn’t our Eun-je’s heart so fucking big that she can’t even crawl forward?”
“Fuck.”
“If I go to the army, I’ll visit you at least once~ So, are you enlisting this year?”
Yang Eun-je, caught in the cheat key of the military, trudged along while shaking his body.
After all, the military is a problem wherever you go.
