Chapter 40 – Phone Date With Mesgaki
In the end, after Yang Eun-jae’s nuclear use case, a total of 5 people got the right to a phone date.
Of course, two of them won because I looked after them, and the other one just fought me with my skills, and in the end I made a big mistake and lost.
Roughly 5 people… I thought it would be okay to stop collecting money anymore.
Rather, it seemed that if more people gathered than now, it would be difficult for me to control it, so I started turning off Tekken slowly.
“Now, I must have been craving some money. Shall we go on a phone date?”
-[Choi Da Jae-hee] : Fuck I haven’t gotten it yet.
-[Ujicha] : Give it to me too.
-[Doo-ra-ara]: Call boy, give me one too.
“Give me something, you crazy bitch. You go out.”
[Twouraara has been banned.]
I started preparing for a phone date after banning the viewer who touched my heart.
After creating a simple Discord server, searching for the nicknames of people who had obtained phone dating rights earlier, and sending the Discord server address in a private message, I was waiting slowly.
“If you have received my message, just click on it and enter.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Hey, since I received it, I sent pictures of Grandpa Cass to people around me.
-[Ujicha]: Wow… Is this bitch trying to assassinate us now?
-[Starina]: Is there someone around…?
The editor year dripped again and was dragging aggro.
I sighed and waited patiently, thinking that I would only look at him this once.
I’ll be able to swear over the phone soon anyway, so it’ll be fine.
I don’t know what’s going to happen, but anyway, I’m sure one broadcast angle will be set properly, right?
“Uh, they’re starting to come in.”
– Again!
– Again!
– Knock! Again! Dodok again!
The number of people on the server, including myself, was 6 people.
Now that we’re all here… Roughly, I made a room for only one person and went in first.
“Now, everyone, welcome to the game.”
-[The Language Board]: Suddenly, what game?
-[Farming Yellowy]: Open the door!!!
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts]: Ah haha I want to taste a call boy soon~.
I pressed the button to set the number of people in the call room to two.
“Now, since it’s open, the first person to enter is the owner!”
-Titling!
“Welcome… Livestock Yellowy.”
[Yah-ho!!! I Advent!]
As expected, Jaeyeon noona, who showed the best reaction speed in Tekken, came into the call room the fastest.
Jae-yeon noona, she could just call her on the phone besides dating, did she really have to go this far?
“Uh, it’s my first time on a phone date, so what should I do…? Um, ah… You can just ask anything you want to ask or ask for something simple.”
[Hello.]
“Hello.”
Again, it starts with a greeting.
Greetings are the most common words in this world. It is also an opportunity to determine the first impression of a person and to grasp the feelings of a person from the beginning, which change from day to day.
In the past, I also received a lot of snacks from the teacher to say hello at school.
[I have a question, ask me… Manager? Wait. Manager Miyoung! Mercy only once!!!]
Hearing the voices coming from across the street, it seemed that it was probably still in the company.
‘How much seasoning do I have to pour to do something like that?’
First of all, I looked at the chat window for a while in memory of Jae-yeon, who must be getting scolded by now.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts] : You look good~ So who got the job?
-[Dkwl321] : Kiya~ It’s fucking easy.
-[Saranging] : Please cut it please cut it please cut it please cut it please cut it
-Lol
– I’m blown away!
– Crying.
– Crying? A bit nasty
Perhaps viewers have the ability to replace all the suffering of others with happiness and joy.
After waiting roughly, she saw that Jae-yeon’s sister’s microphone was responding little by little, and she wondered if she had finally returned.
[Jayeon-ah, what is this?]
[Dahye sister! Don’t touch that!]
[Hmm? Ah Okay.]
“Haha… It’s kind of strange that I didn’t get a job even though I did that at work.”
It was an atmosphere where the viewers also acknowledged to some extent whether they sympathized with my words.
What kind of company should I work for to take that salary lupine to the end without cutting it?
Are you just doing your job damn well? If not that, then parachute or networking?
Several hypotheses came to mind, but none were confirmed, so I was just thinking about it.
“Hey? Are you alive? If you don’t say anything within 5 seconds…”
[There is, because there is… Save me.]
-[Mrs. Pongpong]: There are people in here!!!
-[Dkwl321]: Office workers should just stay put together.
-[Umji Umjihye] : Ha, I’ve lost my senses.
It must have been so fucking broken that his voice was weak.
But should I say this is pitiful… Or should I just ignore it because that older sister who is a lupine on a salary did something stupid…
“Do you have any questions or requests you would like to ask?”
[Then… Can you narrate this?]
“What…”
Looking at the Discord chat window, there was a line written by Rover.
[Please sponsor Meki!]
Crazy bastard.
“Are you crazy?”
[30,000 won.]
“Right now?”
[Of course.]
It’s 30,000 won… I turned my head back and saw Nero, who was sitting on a table on the floor.
‘Will Dad make a lot of money?’
Can not help it.
I had to put up with the shame because I had to earn a lot of money to be happy with my pet.
“Me, please sponsor Meki!”
-[Um Ji-chan] : Haha…
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Aaaaah!! My hands shriveled up!
-[Turber]: Oh, voice… What is it?
Don’t say more… I’m too fucking shy.
I covered my face with both hands as I felt my face heat up.
Nero, this dad works so hard… So I’ll buy you a scratcher too, so don’t tear the wallpaper…
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 30,000 won.]
Cute.
“Ah! Don’t say it’s cute!!!! Jaeyeon noona just cut it here!! Cut anyway!”
[Mmm, stop!]
– Tirorok.
I clicked on Livestock Yellowy’s profile and pressed forced exit from the server.
Of course, Yellowy Livestock disappeared from this server, and I just sat there and calmed my shame.
But, I’ll have to end the phone date first…
“Everyone, next person?”
-Titling!
As soon as I spoke, a new person came in.
‘Let’s see… Her name is Big Yuyang Eunje.’
As expected, Yang Eun-je, my editor and slave, came in.
“Welcome, Miss Big Yu.”
[Nice to meet.]
What kind of editor would greet the boss with that danggu?
I didn’t intend to point it out, but I thought I wanted to look into Yang Eun-je’s head, who lives a very old life.
So what do we do now?
“If there is something you want to say…”
[So, when do we have dinner?]
“Dining together? First of all, you have to work to have a party or not.”
-[Best Da Jae-hee] : Me Tube, so when?
“Me Tube will be created soon. I’m going to start when Yang Eun-je over there accumulates a lot of edited copies.”
[Deheh?]
-Deheh, it’s okay haha
-Ah, fuck the editor, don’t date the phone and do the editing haha
-Lol
Originally, it was natural for viewers to ask me what they wanted to do or what they were curious about, but I suddenly had a question.
‘That bastard used the Tekken hack earlier. But didn’t he stop eating?’
“Sir, sir.”
[Yes? Why.]
“I used Tekken hack earlier, but didn’t I stop?”
[Oh, yes, wait a minute.]
Yang Eun-je was silent for a moment, and as if checking something, she heard the click of her mouse for a moment.
Soon the clicking stopped.
[That system, the account…!]
‘What? Did he really stop eating?’
[Didn’t you get stopped?]
“Eh? I wrote a hack, but didn’t I stop eating?”
[Anyway, this account is just a canned account, but… I didn’t eat it?]
This feels a little unfair. Some people don’t use hacks and work so hard that they barely raise their score, but someone doesn’t get a stop even though they use hacks in the trial…
[Sacho… Can I ask something?]
“Huh.”
I don’t know what I’m curious about, but since it was a phone date, I was confident that I could answer most of the questions.
[When did you date your first girlfriend?]
“Is it Mosol?”
[Mosol?]
I’ve had girlfriends all over the world, but in this world, Shin Jae-joon didn’t seem to have time to get a girlfriend to make money.
Of course, the girls around him didn’t seem to let him go, but he wasn’t really interested in girls, so I don’t think he ever had a girlfriend.
“Huh. But why are you asking this?”
[Thank you. Thanks anyway.]
-Oh…
-This is valuable.
-Sympathy?
-You don’t have a girlfriend?
“Mistress, did I add anything to not having a girlfriend?”
I don’t know what’s important about the fact that I don’t have a girlfriend, but anyway, the phone date seemed to be ending slowly.
[So what color are your panties today?]
Fuck.
