Chapter 34 – Mesgaki and the Cat
After buying Nero’s things, he returned home.
“Hey are you okay?”
“Aaaaa!”
I don’t know when he brought it, but I naturally picked one of the foxtails that Jaehee noona was holding until now, and I’m playing with him in the room.
Seeing the puppy grass swaying gently, all of them stand up on their legs and throw a cat punch as if they were doing shadow boxing.
“If you weren’t cute, I would have just chased you.”
“Aww,”
He rubbed his face in my hand, as if he understood what I was saying.
It’s a problem because he knows people’s minds too well when it comes to cats. If you keep doing cute things like this, your heart will keep getting weaker and you will do everything.
-[Mooru]: Wow, the saying that a dog is a good boy is an old saying, and now it’s the age of cats haha.
-[Foo Soo-ah No. 2] : I envy cats. It’s just fucking embarrassing.
-[Yang Eun-je with big breasts]: Shit, I wish a man would feed me and treat me like shit ㅠㅠ.
“I also wish someone would pick it up and give it to me.”
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
Pick it up
“I can’t do it because if I say I’ll pick it up for you, I don’t think I’ll really take you.”
That older sister has a good job, so I had to be a little careful because I thought she could really live with me.
The way you looked at me the other day was unusual, so you have to be careful.
“Anyway, since you seem hungry, shall we eat first?”
-[Best Da Jaehee] : Mukbang?
It’s a mukbang, but of course it wasn’t me eating it, it was a mukbang for my pet, Nero.
Slowly, I unwrapped the rice bowl I bought earlier and washed it lightly under running water.
The food bowl for animals was curiously divided into a place to hold feed and a place to hold water, so one side contained drinking water for Nero to eat and placed it in front of Nero.
“Aww!”
“I’ll give you the food now, so wait.”
Nero lifted his paw and took an aggressive stance, wondering if he was just giving him water, but he ignored it and opened the feed he had bought earlier.
Feed for half of my monthly food expenses.
I don’t know if it’s so expensive because it’s thrown in, but it looks like rabbit poop like the food I used to know.
After properly pouring it into the feed container, Nero hurriedly put his head into the container and began to eat.
“Is it delicious?”
“…”
Bad bastard. You mean feed is more important than me?
Nero, who had been hurriedly eating with his head down, probably because he was very hungry, sometimes made his tongue like a ladle to eat the water on the other side and scooped it up little by little.
Do you eat this food in a hurry because it’s delicious, or do you just eat it in a hurry because you’re hungry…
However, I started to wonder what the taste was like as I ate it so deliciously.
“What does your cat food taste like?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Do you understand, you idiot?
-[Aeooh] : The taste of cat food.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Wouldn’t it be even weirder if you knew that?
Well… It’s even weirder knowing what cat food tastes like. What crazy bastard would eat animal feed rather than human food.
Still, I was a little curious, so I took out just one from the food container and touched it with my hand.
“Sniff, sniff… Ugh, the fucking smell is fucking shit.”
“Oh,”
[Teeling!]
[Twouraara donated 1,000 won.]
If you eat it, you will get 10,000 won.
“Are you crazy? I did it… Um, uhm… Except for the fucking smell…”
No matter how strange the mission is, the streamer is the one who goes out of his way to solve the viewers’ curiosity.
At first, I just tried to refuse, but I had to do all these weird things to make up for the money lost because of Nero today and the unconventional price of 10,000 won per pill.
The taste was better than I thought… It smelled a bit fishy and the taste was fucking fishy.
It wasn’t that I couldn’t eat it at all, but the smell was so strong that I couldn’t swallow it, so I couldn’t get it down my throat.
[Teeling!]
[Twouraara donated 10,000.]
Crazy dog.
“Thank you… Uuk…!”
The moment he was about to swallow, he threw his cellphone on the ground and immediately ran into the bathroom.
He came to see how the food he ate today changed in the human body.
It’s something mushy running around in the form of some food that isn’t shit either.
“Uuuuu00e It’s so fucking bitter.”
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: You idiot, why did you eat that first?
-[Best Da Jae-hee] : I’m sorry, but are you crazy?
-[Mr. Yomura]: Did you get morning sickness?
“Morning sickness sucks.”
I’m not even a woman, so how can I get morning sickness?
“Uh-huh, if you keep crossing the line, you could end up with a public execution like before.”
-[Soohee] : Ah haha.
-[Blua] : I apologized quickly, so please take a look.
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Morning sickness? Can I do it
“Fuck, didn’t I tell you not to cross the line?”
I have to show you that you can extort money from a mobile device, not a computer.
He held the phone in one hand and held the other hand forward, showing the palm.
“Give me what you did wrong.”
-[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts]: Fuck it, just ban it, you bastard boss.
“Then get out, fuck you.”
[Big breast Yang Eun-jae was banned.]
To be honest, I tried to look after him to some extent, but he talked too much like a dog, so I inadvertently banned him right away.
Viewers just laughed when they saw that Yang Eun-jae, who barely escaped from the dark room by begging me, was banned once more.
-Lol
-Why did you apologize earlier?
– Ill lol
“Keuheum, Nero, have you finished eating already?”
“Ungnyangnyang…”
After eating all the food, he was lying on the floor and resting comfortably.
Nero’s stomach, lying on his back, looked soft and he had the urge to touch it. A pear that looks soft and pliable… And warm to the touch.
Dogs say they like it when their stomachs are touched, but do cats do that too?
I gave you food and water to drink, but wouldn’t you bite?
Suddenly, thinking rationally, he placed his hand on Nero’s stomach, who was lying on his back.
‘It’s soft…’
“Aww!”
“Ah!”
I thought I’d see a little bit, but there seems to be no such thing. As soon as I touched my stomach, he suddenly jumped up and tried to bite my hand, so he hurriedly pulled it out.
Fortunately, thanks to the reaction speed trained with Tekken, my island island Oksu was not injured, but this cat felt very ungrateful.
‘Shack, a cat with a bad personality… If you guys weren’t cute, you would have all been weeded out…’
No matter how you think about it, the reason cats are still alive is probably because of their cute looks.
If it had been ugly differently than now… Wouldn’t it have gone extinct like the dodo?
Since he has a dirty personality, I carefully predicted that it might be the hand of the 32nd generation of the Go family.
“You… I raised you like a child… Is this child rebelling against the owner?”
-[Lover Yellowy]: In the first place, the personality of a cat is fucking dirty, but isn’t that kind of fucking nice?
-[Best Dajaehee] : No, if you’re like me, Shota feeds you and touches your stomach… Damn it, don’t you like it?
-[Umji Umjihye] : If you’re going to touch your stomach, raise a puppy…
“As expected, are humans the butlers of cats?”
Feeling a little tired, he raised his hands behind his head and slowly stretched them out.
When I heard the sound of bones popping from my aching body, I felt a cool feeling spreading from my waist.
“Huh… Huh!”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Moaning sound ㅗㅜㅑ
-[Not Eunje Yang]: Kolinu the sound dog.
-[Choi Da Jae-hee] : I didn’t hear it, give it to me again.
– Ah haha I can’t hear this.
– You cut your hair.
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
The moaning sound makes me almost pregnant haha
“Uh-huh, you can’t cross the line.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Fuck that’s not me.
-[Mr. Ha Yoo-woon] : Haha
“What’s wrong? Your nickname is perfect.”
Isn’t it too shameless to say that he did not sexually harass with sponsorship?
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
This is my real account, and the previous one is fake.
“Fake?”
When she saw Jae-yeon’s sister’s sponsorship, she looked up her sponsorship list just in case.
As expected, as she said, someone other than Jaeyeon noona…
‘Big breasts? This bitch has crossed the line again.’
“Hey, editor, how are you watching me when I got banned?”
-[Choi Da Jae-hee]: You were the editor.
This bad bitch dares to impersonate our president? You followed
I removed my hand from touching Nero and entered the profile again by entering Yang Eun-je’s nickname that I had banned earlier.
“You’re a van again, bitch.”
[Big tits Yang Eun-jae has been banned again.]
The bitch, the editor, told me to think about how to continue on Me Tube in the future, so she was rather impersonating viewers and causing problems.
Why is real human life so hard?
“For now, I’m going to turn off the broadcast because I have to wash as well as Nero.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: I want to do it too!
-[Best Da Jaehee] : Thank you for your hard work hehe.
“Ahhh.”
After Nero’s final greeting, I turned off the broadcast.
[The broadcast has ended.]
“Nero, wash up now…”
– Hurry up!
How should I wash that off?
