Chapter 31 – Mesgaki and the Cat
Fluffy.
I don’t know what it is, but it feels like my body is swimming in very fluffy fur. When you breathe, it tickles your mouth or nose while rustling.
When I moved my body slowly, the itchy hair offered my body and handed me warmth.
Warm and cozy It feels like a mother’s arms that I felt as a child.
A sea of black fur covers my body.
“Aww!”
Nero?
When I lifted my head to find out what the fur was rubbing against my cheek, there was a huge Nero curled up in a circle.
Ah… It’s a dream.
When you realize that it is a dream, you do not recognize the dream again and return to reality.
Like now.
“To?”
[Teeling!]
[Levy sponsored 10,000 won!]
Uh, it happened
As soon as I opened my eyes, I was awakened by the sound of support. I stared at the monitor, which was still brightly lit.
The broadcast was still on, so the chat window was constantly going up, and the number of viewers was increasing in real time.
Why is it that so many people are gathered together?
Before I went to sleep, the number of people who had been around 600 increased in an instant and were looking at 1,000 people.
“Umm… Why are there so many people?”
-[Dacchamil]: What are these people who came to watch you sleep?
-[Busty Aunt] : Look at the camera and say your name and age.
-[Sighingly] : This bastard, but is he an adult?
-[Anaro]: Mol?
Maybe it was because more people were watching than I thought, so I fell asleep in an instant. No, in the first place, there is something to see when others sleep.
Even the firepower of the chat window was an enormous firepower that seemed to be doubled in my usual broadcasts. Familiar nicknames were occasionally seen, but the speed increased faster than that, so I couldn’t read the chat properly.
“Oh, but why are there so many?”
[Teeling!]
[The captain sponsored 50,000 won.]
Bang your head
“Thank you!!!”
-Thud!
He slammed his head against the desk and propped it up with both arms. He promised to call this posture Urin Dogeza.
Overwhelming thanks.
“Kkee-e-e-e-o…!”
“Nero!!!”
Perhaps because I leaned forward too much, Nero got caught between me and the desk, and I became a sandwich without being able to move my body properly.
Of course, I wouldn’t have been hurt because I wasn’t strong enough, but I was so surprised to think that I had hurt a creature much smaller than me.
I reached out and pulled Nero out of my clothes. This time, fortunately, there was no harsh resistance, so I was able to pull it out easily.
“Ahh~.”
“Originally, they say that cats don’t act a lot, but is this a dog cat?”
Dog kitty.
Originally, cats are arrogant and have a dirty personality, so it is common to see people as stones or slaves.
It was cute how he rubbed his head while licking my hand with his tongue, so he naturally scratched my chin with his finger.
-[Blonde haired foreigner] Is that a fucking person?
-[Duuraara] : Let me suck my fingers too!
-[Salke demoted]: Wow, the cat is the best, isn’t it?
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 10,000 won.]
50,000 won if you stick to the end of each word for 3 minutes.
“Put the carrots on, Shiva~ Nyan.”
It’s a little embarrassing to add a suffix at the end of every word, but they say they’ll give you money, but shouldn’t you do it?
What does 50,000 won look like?
“No Nyan~ Quickly ask for money Nyan~ Quickly give it to me! Nyan.”
“Nyaow…”
As I added yan at the end of every word, Nero looked at me as if he was pathetic and made a real cat sound.
She is now in my arms, but sometimes raising her hand while looking at the monitor seemed to appeal to her cuteness.
-[My Angelie] : He’s so damn cute~.
-[Hunter Exx]: Shota cat? Can’t stand this?
-[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts]: Hey, bastard bastard, now he’s running ads asking for something to eat… If you give me your house address, I’ll go eat it right away haha.
“Uh huh, why is this bastard editor talking so much? Do you really want to die?”
[Teeling!]
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 1,000 won.]
Nyang~ I’m in heat.
This editor-in-chief had finally gone mad and sexually harassed her so badly.
I tried to take care of it as much as I could, but since I’ve already crossed the line… I can’t help it.
Slowly holding the mouse, I clicked Yang Eun-je’s nickname. When he clicked on his nickname, it came up with what kind of chat he used and how many times he had been banned so far.
“Cool down for a moment and come~ Nyan.”
[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts has been temporarily banned.]
-Thief
-Is this the tank era?
– Uh huh…
“Tank? Don’t make risky remarks. I love everyone Nyan.”
-[Not Eunje with Big Breasts] : Do you love everyone? He was a sib-beol bastard.
-[Uncle Chinpo]: As a group? This is a bit goofy…
-[Shimizuko] : Yoon X AV?
As the number of people increases, the number of crazy bitches also increases rapidly. There might be something called the Law of Conservation of Crazy Bitches in this world.
Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many crazy bitches on my show.
After banning Yang Eun-jae, I tried to continue the broadcast, but the cell phone in my pants pocket kept vibrating and moving wildly.
“Wait a minute~ Vibration in my pants. Nyan~.”
-[Shimizuko]: Vibration? Did you wear a vibration ona hole?
-[Ah! Ro] : Hehe~ It’s a vibrating lesbian.
“It’s not like that!”
“Ah~.”
“Look, our Nero says no.”
Nice assist, Nero. I met you for the first time today, but your soft fur and dog-likeness keep making me want to raise you.
I slowly put my hand in my right pocket and rummage for a while before taking out my smartphone. It’s not the latest type, it’s a low-end series, but it’s a smartphone that I use well because it doesn’t really matter in everyday life.
I pressed my finger on the phone to scan my fingerprint.
“Um… The message~ uh, our editing slave sent it?”
-[Editing Slave Yang Eun-je]: Boss, is that Yang Eun-je? I want to watch that broadcast.
-[Editorial Slave Yang Eun-je] : Please forgive me just once.
-[Editorial slave Yang Eun-je]: I thought a lot while looking at the bright sunlight every morning in this dark solitary cell. Just give me one last chance.
“You say?”
-[Wldk321]: Never! Such a thing! Does not exist!
-[Livestock Yellowy]: No, go back and never change.
-[Weanie]: Is it written as?
-Lol
-I’m done being a prisoner.
I’d like to release it for our editor, but I can’t help it. As a streamer, you have to treat all viewers equally and you shouldn’t favor anyone…
Come out in just 10 minutes…
[Teeling!]
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 30,000 won.]
It’s bail money, son of a bitch.
“Okay! Thank you, Hogang-nim!”
If you pay bail, there’s nothing you can do about it.
No, he said he would pay to get out of prison, but how could he refuse? Being able to close your eyes even if you show sincerity is everything~ I think it’s a competency as a streamer.
Wait… Money? Why did I put a nyang at the end of every word?
I thought about it as I ran my fingers through her hair. Money, mission, money, mission… Livestock Yellowy!
“Livestock Yellowy!!! You, why didn’t you give me the money after you put on a mission earlier!”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Ah! Caught!
“Give it to me quickly, weeding out the salary lupine!”
-Lol
-I just can’t get past it.
– I’m sure the performance haha.
“Oh, can’t you hurry up?”
Even though I asked for it, I didn’t deposit it quickly, so I decided to threaten a little. Just like Yang Eun-jae, I prepared it so that I could get a ban anytime by clicking on the profile.
“If you don’t give it quickly~ you will never see my broadcast again~.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Now, wait a minute! Because you’re paying now!
“Uh huh, even if you say that, I won’t wait long~”
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy sponsored 50,000.]
Ahaha, drop that muzzle now.
“Thank you~ Arigato~!”
Also, money is the best. There is no one to share this overwhelming joy with, but there are allies to share it with.
Exactly, Nero!
I lifted Nero with both hands and shook it from side to side. Fortunately, Nero was docile, so when I shook him, he didn’t react and just yawned.
“Thank you. Thank you.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Shit… He’s fucking cute.
“I didn’t say I was cute.”
I said something I didn’t like, so I warned him seriously with the smile removed from his face.
It annoys me when people say I’m cute.
“Would you ban me if I told you I was cute just one more time?”
He smiled wickedly and raised his head. Looking down at that too, he glared sharply.
-[Kawayi] : ㅗㅜㅑ charismatic kawaii~.
-[Shhotata] : Cold Shota… Hey~.
-[Best Dajaehee] : Look down on me, step on me, curse at me!!!
Um… Wasn’t this?
