Chapter 23 – Mesgaki and Rest
Originally, I wasn’t very interested in rhythm games, but after thinking about the old days, I felt the urge to try something.
In the past, when Jang Woo did that, he giggled and laughed next to me, saying that he was a crazy bastard, but I, who laughed so hard, is playing a rhythm game…
Is this just a fucking mess?
I didn’t know what to do first, but I stood in front of the game my friend played the most.
Sound Cyclone.
It was a difficult-looking game machine with four square keys on the front, two on the back, and two knobs that looked like the two knobs on the front.
“Oh, a new harbinger…?”
“That guy, it looks like he came out of the pupil.”
“I agree, comrade.”
Crazy boys.
They were trembling all over the place, exchanging strange words that they could not understand among themselves.
I took the frog coin purse out of my pocket and took out the coins in it.
The habit of putting change right into your wallet so you don’t lose a single change may be a habit made for today.
Amongst the 100-won bills, he took out a 500-won coin that looked like an action leader boasting of his size.
I took a 500 won coin (born in 1985/ older than me/ a bit dirty) and slowly put it into the game machine.
– Cheeking!
‘Why can’t I do this? Did this bastard dare to eat and carry my coins?’
I wondered why it didn’t work, so I tried tapping it with my toe or pressing the button attached to the coin opening and screaming all kinds of shit.
“Hey… I need to put in 1,000 won for that.”
“Hmm?”
When I looked around, the skeleton, one of the women they were talking to from behind, gave me an instruction.
In the meantime, isn’t 1,000 won too expensive?
In the end, I took another 500 won coin from my frog wallet, put it into the device, and started choosing a song.
“No… I’m not doing that.”
“Yes?”
“That song will be difficult for beginners…”
“It’s just like the entrance exam level.”
I didn’t know because I was distracted by the anchovies and forgot who was walking, but on the other side of the anchovies, a young pig raised his glasses and was looking down at me.
But… Why is this woman breathing heavily?
Do you feel an instinctive rejection?
“First of all, I’m not doing that kind of song… First of all, it’s easy… No, it’s not like that, Mr. Ha…”
“Heh, it seems that a beginner is a beginner after all… This older sister will teach you easily from the beginning…”
Fuck.
Standing on the right was a stinky dog, otaku pig, and on the left was a woman who looked like a twisted twig, so withered that she couldn’t tell if she was a human.
No, it’s a game I’m trying to enjoy alone, so why are you giving me so many lessons?
And even if it’s the first time, I’ll do whatever I want, so why are they fucking?
Are you sick?
“Go away.”
“Hmm?”
“Ohhh?!”
Contrary to what it looked like, I couldn’t believe I had suddenly uttered harsh words. Even though I clearly heard the voice, my eyes were wide open.
Starting with the bad breath, I don’t know how much I didn’t wash it, but it seemed like I could smell a more disgusting smell than the cigarette Choi Jae-hee was smoking earlier.
This is why I fucking hate Hunsuchung, but it touches my anger very well.
“It smells so damn good, so get out of there. And since I don’t want to listen to you, just bleed over there
~ Got it?”
“What, what!?”
“No, just turn it off? Sick~?”
Hearing my words, the anchovies seemed to be in a bad mood in an instant, so they lowered their arms and slowly disappeared to another place, losing all their energy, but the pig in front of me was not at all.
This young pig was trying to calm his excitement by exhaling loudly, like a steam locomotive, with a face flushed more than before.
Ugh… Look how greasy… If you squeeze all that out, you won’t have to worry about oil prices for a year.
It feels so bad to see the piglet in front of me breathing strangely and looking down at me. No i’m anxious
Those bastards were bastards who didn’t know what to do, so it would be better for me to just avoid them.
I ran away from the anxious baby.
‘My 1,000 won… It’s such a waste…’
“Come on! Then let’s start the game!”
Hmm? Suddenly, I turned my head in the direction of the very familiar tone of voice.
Short white hair, yellow eyes… A woman with an exotic appearance was taking pictures of herself with her cell phone.
Her clothes were also quite short, and she was wearing a tight-fitting shirt and fairly short hot pants, which made her stand out quite a bit.
Are you a broadcaster like me?
It feels like I’ve met a comrade, so it’s amazing, but since I think that person is also earning hard money like me, I don’t think I should bother him, so he doesn’t appear on camera, but he distanced himself.
‘I, people must be having a hard time because of the viewers like me, right?’
Don’t disturb me, I’ll give you a quiet distance away.
I don’t think many people know Hakko like me anyway, and more than that, I don’t want to cause damage to other people’s livelihoods.
“But, what do you really do now?”
The rhythm game I was playing earlier had been thrown away without being able to enjoy it properly.
To think that I, who lives by saving every single penny, blows away 1,000 won just because of one pig… I’m going to go home after playing just one more game.
Come to think of it, the arcade was a little extravagant for me.
It would have been impossible for a bastard who almost starved because he had no money in the first place, if he wasn’t crazy, wasting money like this just because he earned some money yesterday.
What were you thinking when you came to the arcade?
‘Hmm? Is that…?’
I ended up looking for my main sport, the game.
She quietly raised the corner of her mouth and took out her frog purse.
Shall we start the massacre?
***
“Finish with this!”
-Bread!
-[Ha Yoon Joong Yoon Sang Yoon] : Wow~ You’re cool, sister~.
-[Hayunjjangsugoi] : Noona~ I’m dying~ (swayingly)
-[Mario Dot]: Fluttering? This year, the milk is a bit big.
Crazy boys.
Do these bitches want to pretend to be men when they’re women? No, why are you pretending to be a man in the first place and sticking something like a rock in the back?
No, I came to enjoy the arcade alone in the first place, so why did I turn on the broadcast?
After all, am I a broadcaster by nature?
[Teeling!]
[Hayun’s 3 Kim Hayeon donated 1,000 won.]
Don’t you play a game like a woman who fights like a girl rather than a game where you fucking show off your body?
-[Fox Yellowy]: That’s right, what kind of woman would want to see another woman’s breasts or butt?
-[Hajung Sang]: Hey, you motherfucker, let’s do another game quickly.
-[Roll Minist]: Roll
-[Uhm Ji Nara, Uhm Ji Hye, Uhm Ji Hye]: Eom
-Mom
-Ji
-Mom
-Hye
Fuck.
Fuck you again.
Starting with the role minist and ending with the Uhm Ji-hye Corps, having to broadcast with these crazy bitches felt like Saint Woman Time was coming for a moment.
Haa… I just aired it…
Did I just have to enjoy myself? It was good to turn on the broadcast and draw people’s attention, but the problem was that it was too conspicuous.
It was a problem that I played a game that caught people’s attention in the first place, and it was a big problem that I did not look at the reaction of viewers.
“First of all, since I can’t play rolls here… How about Tekken? Isn’t it a game for a regular woman, a game where you can fight one-on-one with your top off?”
-[Roll Minist]: Roll.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Ah haha I can’t stand Tekken haha
-[Arirang Arichon] : I can’t stand the bonus girl game~.
-Role
– No, how do you roll here?
-Role
-After seeing this, I decided to draw Lee Ji-hye.
Thank god.
Excluding the rollminists, most seem to have no complaints about playing Tekken.
No, it’s not even a pc room in the first place, how are you going to play a role in an arcade?
At least, as a compromise, we decided to play Tekken, so we slowly headed towards the Tekken game machine.
Tekken… Viewers always make fun of me and shoot me with an overwhelming difference in skill, so I’m also at the top in terms of being half a dick…
I put a coin worth 1,000 won on the game machine and set the smartphone to use instead of the cam.
Instead of my face, my hands and game screen came out…
“Okay then, I’ll wait until someone else comes in.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Please be robbed… Please be robbed.
-[Hayun Chichi]: Wow, Chichi is already getting grand…
-[Rollminist]: So when do you roll?
-Fuck off the fucking rollminist.
-Rollminist, that bitch is crazy.
-A rollminist? It might be that baby girl.
While I was reading the chat window waiting for someone to join me, I felt someone sitting across from me.
I glanced at it before passing by, but it seems to be a man. Should I look at this…?
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy gave me 1,000 won.]
10,000 won if you win with the three major rice cakes this time.
“Okay.”
I don’t know who the opponent is, but I have to die instead to make money.
Chuk kkuk…
This laugh disappeared within a minute of starting the game.
“A woman with this skill~? Didn’t he actually have XY chromosomes?”
“I apologize to the egg that dies every month!”
“Do you really like getting fit? Pervert~ asshole~”
Anger began to boil inside.