Chapter 157 – Let’s Go to Sleep at My House
“Hmm~ It’s delicious, Jaejoon-ah, try grabbing some of this.”
“Okay.”
We ate delicious steamed chicken and watched the viewers who were still fighting. At least, it seemed that the firepower was a bit less than before, but it was like a stalemate where it was not decided who won.
-Bone bitches are dying~~~.
-Are the sabers uncomfortable with their mouths?
“Now, now! Enough now! Since the ballot counting broadcast is about to begin, shall we check the votes?”
Now that I’m starting to get tired of this rice cake, I thought I should finish it quickly and eat comfortably.
Moving the mouse slowly, I first turned on the notepad and rolled people’s donations and deductions into a calculator to see how many votes came out.
[Bone VS Boneless Battle Who’s the winner?]
[Bone kill: 108 votes]
[Bone: 52 votes]
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Ah hahalol goddamn bitches~ Don’t you vote properly because you’re playing lol?
-[Dkwl321]: This is the main work, Sipalom, did you count the votes?
-[Suohori]: Uh huh, our host isn’t the kind of person who would do that~.
-Can’t you guys give up a little bit? After all, people like boneless, right?
– Boneless is the best! Boneless is the best! I want to give birth safely!
-Heheh… Non-ovulation is possible…
“Poop… Cuck, Cuck!”
“What’s the matter?”
“No, it’s just that some chatting is funny. Are you a crazy bitch with no ovulation?”
I moved my mouse for a while to find the chatting that Jaehee said, and I found it right away. What is amenorrhea ejaculation… Does it mean the same thing as aponeurosis ejaculation?
I felt like I learned something very strange today.
We continued eating while eating white rice and spicy steamed chicken. Jaehee also ate it like crazy, covering all the red seasoning around her mouth.
I, Shin Jae-joon, a man who can’t stand it when he sees dirty things. He took out a tissue next to him and wiped Jaehee’s mouth.
“Let’s eat clean~ Yes?”
“Thank you…”
[Teeling!]
[DDR sponsored 1,000 won.]
(Video sponsorship)
[Hello everyone?]
“Wow!?”
I was just quietly eating, but a video featuring a politician flew in as a sponsor. Feeling the momentary danger, my body reacted first and put the done down.
I lived with instantaneous reaction speed. In order to broadcast on Twich for a long time, you should not get involved in these political things as much as possible.
Who is talking about politics on public broadcasts in the first place?
“What just came out?”
“Politician.”
When I told him what came out, he closed his mouth and started eating again as if he hadn’t heard. If you’re not careful, the same catastrophe could happen, so you should always be careful.
There are a lot of viewers who are crazier than I thought, so I have to go beyond caution and censor while blocking children like the Chinese.
[Teeling!]
[Geoyu Yang Eun-je sponsored 3,000 won.]
(Video too)
[Ha, oh… It’s Oktae…!]
In the video that arrived this time, Done suddenly saw an old woman hugging her pillow and rubbing it against her crotch while calling her male name.
Again, this time, I quickly turned off the video support, found the person in question, and hit the van right away.
“A bitch called the editor will edit, but why is he always fucking on the air!”
Since I kissed him recently and played with him a bit, I felt like I was sluggish in an instant. Apparently, the child who says he works hard to advance to the next level changes in an instant to get attention when he goes on a broadcast, so…
Even after banning Eun-je, the dones who were aiming for assassination continued to fly.
[Uh! Police station Gagosifer!!!!]
[No, fuck it, why are you only going for me?]
[Did Sanghye-sister’s hair get burned by the Taser? Yay Shivalum.]
“Do you know that it’s really hard for me to eat because of you guys?”
– Hahawe have fun.
-[Moldy eyes]: If you do well…
“I did a good job! You really can’t remember anything like this~ Did you have dementia already? Exactly right♡ That’s why you guys are behind the times…”
Boom!
“It hurts!”
“Viewers are always making fun of something, even though you all know that. And why does your hair feel so good? Every time you hit it with your hand, you want to hit it more?”
“What is that!”
I ran my hand through my head, which didn’t hurt but felt weird. It looks like you hit your head with the blade of your hand, but how did you hit it without hurting?
Even the slight pain was actually the pain I created, and since I hit it so that it didn’t hurt at all, there was no pain left at all.
-I want to hit that Osugaki-ryun in the head too…
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Jaejoon’s hair is soft.
-[Lucian]: Why does the manager know that?
-[Livestock Yellowy]: I secretly touched him after drinking alcohol.
-It’s a bit naughty.
“Don’t Jae-yeon noona talk like that too?
“Okay, correct it a bit and say it wasn’t Mac, but that you touched your head by inducing him to eat.”
“Hmm?”
Jaehee, who seemed to have finished eating before I knew it, became my companion and broadcasted with me.
I looked at her like that for a while, and then she naturally continued her words while looking at her cam.
“That’s right, Jaejoon, I’ve always been curious about something. Is it okay if I ask you one thing?”
“What?”
He was staring at me with a very serious face, wondering what he was so curious about. How could you make such a face because you were curious?
The face of the cat and the seriousness were buried together, giving off a scary atmosphere.
“Men say that when they go to the bathroom, they stand and cum, is that true?”
“Huh?”
– No 7 consecutive.
At that moment, it seemed as if the chat window and me and the world stopped. 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, like that, the time of silence that no one speaks goes by.
I wondered if I should answer such an absurd question, but I sighed and answered slowly.
“Wouldn’t it be cheaper to stand up?”
“Really?”
-I have the confidence to do a good job standing up.
-[Du-u-u-ura] : Huh!
-[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts]: Do you like standing up? I’ll have to stand up next time.
No, then a man cums while standing. How can he cum while sitting like a girl? It’s a bit dirty, but that’s not the point right now.
Women don’t know because they sit down, but men often change standing up.
“Keuheum, should we move on with this story? It’s a bit dirty.”
“Huh…”
It’s easy to get people’s reactions to this kind of rice cake, but I shouldn’t talk about it because I just ate rice.
After eating, I fell asleep, and I have nothing to do, so should I just broadcast? In the first place, I never imagined that Jaehee noona would be on the same show.
I quietly moved my mouse to the end broadcast button and finished my preparations.
“Stupid new viewers♡ Now that I’m full, I’ll be self-indulgent~.”
-?
-Crazy love takes two days off and broadcasts so damn short? Have you lost your focus?
-The cubs should not go inside the refrigerator to find this baby?
“No! In the first place, this older sister wasn’t even planning to join today? So, we have to send some people back!”
When I said that I was a little considerate of my sister, it seemed that people acknowledged it to some extent because they knew that normal people couldn’t help it.
Jae-hee had to go home, so it seemed like he had to indulge himself quickly.
And since it’s been a long time since I’ve been on a show, I was very tired, so I wanted to rest quickly.
[The broadcast has ended.]
“Oh… It’s over! Today’s broadcast is over, so shall we do Shimai today?”
“Good job Jaejoon.”
It was Jaehee who stroked her hair saying that she did a good job.
I tried to take it off right away, but it didn’t feel bad, so I accepted it and watched when it came out.
“Aren’t you supposed to go out now?”
“Um~ I have to go home now.”
The meal wasn’t too late, but if there was a woman in a house where a man lives alone until late at night, other people might misunderstand, so it seemed appropriate to send her back quickly.
***
After the broadcast ended, Jae-hee came out of the house. As she stepped out of the house, she faced the chilly fall weather.
Now, the season to put away the dolphin pants and short clothes that I usually wear often and wear long fall clothes is just around the corner.
Feeling that, she went up to her house and felt something strange.
Obviously, the door lock, which usually responded just by touching it, did not respond at all now.
‘No way… Now? Oh, isn’t it?’
She warned me several times that the door lock had no energy from the battery, but I ignored it because it was annoying.
But, of course, when I came out now, I was completely gone. Feeling that she was in trouble, she had no choice but to turn back the way she came, thinking about what to do.
“Nero~ Hands!”
“Hand-nyang!!”
“Bread!”
“Ugh…Nyang.”
“Finally navel scratching!”
Scratch scratch.
Beasts and humans of similar intelligence were having fun at home.
Smart!
At that moment, she was startled when she heard a knock from the door, but she walked slowly towards the door to see who was coming.
“Are you Jaehee’s sister?”
Why did she come back after she just went back?
When I slowly opened the door, she came into the house, hugging me as if she was about to collapse.
“Jaejun… I’m in big trouble.”
“Huh?”
“The door lock won’t listen to her.”
At that moment, I immediately understood what was going on in my head.
