Chapter 5 – I Became a Loser in the Gacha Game (5)
“If my skin was bronze, I would have become a golden sun.”
I tried to go with a regent cut as much as possible to avoid the poodle look, but perhaps because it was my first time seeing a hairstyle, Amy turned me into a blonde girl.
It’s not like a gangster with his hair neatly down, but rather a regent cut with his hair straight up – a shape that’s a bit closer to a sports cut.
‘It’s better to be familiar.’
I’ve never had long hair before, and it just feels awkward to have long hair.
Changing my hairstyle doesn’t make me no longer a luge, but it may still appeal to people in some way.
-That’s Rouge Permaton? What kind of change of heart is this?
-Look at that. It’s a look in your eyes that suggests something is going on. It’s like a wolf stalking its prey.
There may be some who look at it that way, but it doesn’t matter.
‘Better than a poodle.’
Even if it just looks like a goofball, this hair is much better than the hair that looks like it’s shooting missiles.
This is not a world where you give body and support, and I succeeded in refreshingly adding a hint of kimchi soup scent to Rouge’s appearance and hairstyle.
And tomorrow…
Knock.
A knocking sound heard outside.
My first thought was whether there was someone knocking on my room this late at night.
“Who…?”
“Luge.”
“…Mother.”
Janice, wearing a pink nightgown, came to see me.
She looked at me in shock, and I lightly shrugged her shoulders.
“It’s an image change. As I told you, I will show you a completely different me.”
“It…It suits you well.”
“Thank you. More than that…What brought you here at this late hour?”
“…I was so embarrassed that I couldn’t talk properly in the morning, but I am also a member of the Fermaten family. I came here because I felt like I should have a somewhat serious talk with you.”
Challang.
Zenith appeared holding a bottle of alcohol.
Wine?
I don’t know how to pour wine.
I know how to open soju and beer using a bottle without a bottle opener, but I can’t open a cork properly.
‘Could it be that you came to test me?’
Have they already found out that I’m not a luge?
Just because I shaved my head and said I would become a different person from now on?
Even though a person cannot transform overnight, isn’t it still possible to achieve this level of transformation?
“Sit down.”
Fortunately, Zenith did n’t seem to have any intention of making me open the cork, so she took the wine glass out of the cupboard in my room and placed it on her tea table.
Squeak.
As soon as I opened the cork, a spicy scent tickled my nose, and at the same time, crimson red wine filled the glass.
Come to think of it, I heard that the way you hold a wine glass is also etiquette.
What if men and women have different grip methods?
Can I just hold the bottom like you see in movies?
‘I don’t know.’
Open only the index and middle fingers, fold the rest, and gently grasp the wine glass by inserting the neck of the wine glass between the index and middle fingers.
“You…What is that…?”
“Why are you doing that?”
Lightly rub your index and middle fingers on the glass.
Two fingers glisten and glisten in a clinking wine glass.
That’s right.
This is blatant sexual harassment.
I don’t know if Zenith will understand, but if you don’t know etiquette, anyone can see that you are ignoring etiquette and act like an idiot.
Horok.
I poured the wine into my mouth in one go.
One shot!
Savor the scent?
Feel the taste?
I decided to practice it leisurely on my own later, and now I have to resolve any doubts with the wild beauty of a rough man.
“…It’s definitely different from usual. The guy who always said that you should drink wine as if you were savoring it.”
“Wine is ultimately alcohol. You may drink it in moderation for health reasons, but isn’t alcohol meant to be drunk to get drunk? And…”
“And?”
“The first drink is one shot.”
“…Are you planning on getting me drunk?”
“There are only two Fermatons in the world, but we’ve never drank together like this before, right? Today, I want to see my mother drunk.”
“Hmph… “
He is looking at me with eyes that say, ‘You are trying to get me drunk and get my true intentions out of the way.’
The same goes for me.
My guess is that Zenith is now here to find out my true intentions.
People have suddenly changed.
“…Are you really planning on making women pregnant?”
“Women? Hmm, that would be nice too.”
Putting the harem aside for now, my goal is to survive, but if you can do a harem, it would be a good idea to try it.
What’s the problem with starting a harem if a man can do it before he dies and there are no social or legal problems?
“But the woman I made pregnant is the woman who will become ‘Fermatton.’ She can’t just make anyone pregnant.”
“Then which woman do you intend to take as your wife?” ‘
“Well…”
There are many women that come to mind.
‘Human rights cats.’
Many of the colleagues I recruited from the Prince Archive Order.
Among them, characters that can be called human rights come to mind first.
Imperial female knight, elf princess, dark elf assassin, guardian angel, demon king’s daughter, half-human, half-dragon, etc.
And the human rights character that I couldn’t pick through gacha.
I deliberately tried not to listen to it because it was a spoiler, but I only heard it by ear, but I heard that among the character’s lines, there were lines related to the ‘Infinite Labyrinth’.
In other words.
A character with the bread and butter of the Infinite Labyrinth, who can be said to be the main story and the core of this Fermaten.
Goddess(?).
A kingly character who calls herself a goddess.
‘I couldn’t pick him in real life, but I have to have him by my side here at least.’
There are so many characters.
Among them, there was a character called Daekkol, Lim Choi-mom, or a character who had a real accident at one time and was chosen as the profile of the game account.
‘It’s not Zenith, though.’
Zenith Permaten.
Although she is of the third gender, she is a woman with no special features other than her breasts and the element of being a widow.
However, from the perspective of ‘Rouge’, she is a woman who handed over everything in her family to the protagonist and her illegitimate sons after Rouge died.
Strike first before being betrayed?
Although such political capital can also be used…
“What does your mother think?”
“Me?”
“She is a woman worthy of being the mistress of Permaton. She is a woman who should be called her sister rather than mother, but she is still her mother-in-law in public.”
“Sister…?”
“Yes. Whoever becomes my wife, there won’t be much difference in her outward appearance compared to her mother, right?”
“What about that… No, that’s enough. There’s no need to think about it in a complicated way.”
Zenith shook his head.
I was just saying my true feelings, but it seemed like I was thinking deeply about something.
Why is it so complicated?
“I will find a woman suitable for Permaton. It would be great if my mother could help me. Of course, I won’t just take anyone in. It will have to be a woman I have heard of at least once, or a woman who can live with me in this Permaton for the rest of my life. It is.”
A woman I’ve heard of.
Gacha pickup character.
Or a character who was not featured, but was mentioned in the story.
If possible, I hope she is a virgin with Lim Choi’s body who is good at sex.
What? She’s so good at sex, how can she be a virgin?
Originally, Lim Choi’s body her she was born with sex, even if she was a virgin.
Ada is just her sex seal her.
‘She must be a virgin, right?’
I believe.
The more gacha game companies are crazy about making money, the more they know how important a character’s virginity is.
Unless the character being picked up and sold as a 3-star character is a married character or something like that, there is no way they would sell it by saying, ‘This character is a worn-out non-virgin!’
-Do you have the skills to be a mop?
Wouldn’t it be nice if the original was a 19+ rape game that couldn’t be covered even by changing the settings?
She must be a virgin.
…Should I buy a unicorn and leave it at the entrance to the castle?
“What are you thinking?”
“If I had a personal wish, it would be for me to be a virgin with no sexual experience.”
“…”
Janice didn’t say anything.
I just expressed my true feelings, so why am I not saying anything?
“Why are you doing that?”
“…Are you saying that if she’s a virgin, she’s fine with any woman?”
“No. She must be a beautiful and pretty girl, cultured enough to raise her future child as the next Count of Fermaten, and above all… She must have the strength to protect the Fermatn family in times of emergency.”
“…Do you know that there are only one or two women like that in the world?”
“Heh.”
Not just one or two.
At least three people poured in a month, and there was more than a truckload of people I knew.
“So, aren’t you asking your mother for help? Anyone is welcome. No, should we just put out an announcement?”
“What? Announcement?”
“Yes. I am putting out a poster saying that the minor lord of Permaton, Rouge Permaton, is looking for her wife.”
“Oh, no…!!”
Zenith urgently waved his hand.
“Shouldn’t we think about that step by step…! There could be a flower snake that appears with poison in its arms just to take advantage of Fermaten! Let’s check it out slowly.”
“Ugh… I understand.”
Among those registering as bride candidates, I tried to select three stars by looking at their resumes.
“Well, but. Are you really saying that a pretty and capable girl will do it all…?”
“Yes.”
How could I refuse?
“If you are someone you will spend your whole life seeing face to face with, wouldn’t you be very happy if you are someone lovely just by looking at them?”
It’s better if there are several.
“…Hmph.”
Zenith’s cheeks were bright red as she lifted her wine glass and sipped lightly.
…
Wow.
Maybe?
Man, these virginity arguments authors always insert into their novels is always cringe.