Chapter 361 – Madness Is Covered With Even More Madness (1)
Food, clothing and shelter are important matters.
Even if we cover ourselves with old clothes, humans cannot survive if there is not enough food and nowhere to sleep.
Fermaten once experienced a great crisis.
As Permaten became a royal capital, many people flocked to it, and I took on all the responsibility for those who came to see Permaten as a land of opportunity.
I made it possible for talented people to use their abilities, and as someone with the greatest ability, I completely solved Fermaten’s food problem.
Through the infinite labyrinth.
The 40th floor of the Infinite Labyrinth was full of relics from the past, and among those relics there were some that we could take outside and eat and drink.
Principle?
That kind of thing is only important to wizards. If you have infinite food that you can eat and not die from, it would be foolish not to use it.
Right now, the people are looking like they’re going to say ‘Lavoluchon!’ Because the food warehouse is empty. Even though it’s not the situation I wanted, how could I not take care of it?
There is only one problem.
The food obtained from Fermaten is said to have a curse that strengthens sexual desire and makes humans sexually open.
Even sexually conservative people will break that barrier if they continue to consume food from the Infinite Labyrinth.
It’s not the same level of openness as saying I’m going to NTR my wife in a gangbang or something like that, but it has deteriorated to the level where people who normally give up on sexual things become interested in beastman cosplay sex.
How can I overcome that curse?
Of course, it’s good for us Fermatons if everyone has sex, but if the curse gets worse, we’re the ones in trouble.
Therefore.
In order to overcome the curse, I chose the method that best suited Permaten.
“From now on.”
Festival.
“I’m going to hold a pussy bread contest.”
Curses that stimulate sexual desire can be overcome through sex.
“The woman who makes the prettiest pussy bread will be awarded a prize of 1 million luge coins.”
Is the curse from hundreds of years ago of strengthening sexual desire by increasing breast milk and dick growing stronger?
Or am I stronger?
“As you all know from the guide, pussy bread is bread shaped like a pussy. The key to this festival is to make bread that splits in the middle when baked and looks like a pussy mound on the left and right. And the most important thing is, of course.”
It’s a battle, the curse of the infinite labyrinth.
“Bread dough is made with the vagina.”
The curse of the weak medicine that comes from the food of the infinite labyrinth.
Compared to our Fermatons, it is literally ‘nothing’.
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“This is my mother’s pussy bread.”
“…This is the first time something like this has happened in my life.”
Zenith looked at the bread in front of her and lamented with a serious face.
“If I keep doing this, will I make bread with my feet later?”
“Wouldn’t it be a reward for someone? If the bread was made by a woman like Mother or Charlotte, they would probably lick it from the outside.”
“You?”
“Not me. Either they are slaves who are completely captivated by the charms of the two people, or people who are completely captivated by the charms of the two people and are looking for a succubus who looks like them as their wife.”
“Anyway, I don’t think they’ll even try to eat the pussy bread.”
Janice blushed at the exact shape of her pussy imprinted on the bread.
As the bread baked and swelled, only a small trace remained, but the trace of the cute mound still contained the shape of her pretty pussy.
“Are you going to eat this?”
“It’s not like there’s anything wrong with the vagina. Whether you make bread with your hands or with your vagina, it’s all the same. In this Permaton.”
Although it is said that vaginal fluid flowing out of the vagina is a bit of a problem, in clean Permaten, where there are no sexually transmitted diseases, there are no problems other than a little bodily fluid leaking while making bread.
“Rather, I think the bread made in other cities is even dirtier to eat. Aren’t they making bread with hands full of black spots and kneading the dirty bread with hands that haven’t even been washed properly with soap?”
Eating bread made with a cleanly showered vagina vs. Eating bread made by kneading the dough with black hands dripping with soup.
No matter how much you heat it, if you ask me to eat it, I will definitely eat the former bread.
“And mother. Isn’t there the most important thing about this bread?”
“What is it? My love juice?”
“It’s the sincerity that my mother made bread with her vagina.”
Others may say that the Pussy Bread Festival is a festival full of madness, but madness full of hygiene is the surest way to overcome the curse.
“Or how about something like that? Press the dough with milk and make it into a wide board.”
“What?”
“If you just put this and that on top of it, wouldn’t that be a new food? A milk glass is a luxury item, but shouldn’t there be something like that in regular food too?”
“Are you crazy?”
“I want to eat a pie shaped like my mother’s milk.”
“I said…No, I’m more angry because I think it’s possible.”
Janice pressed her pussy bread with her hand with a serious expression.
“If you want something simple to eat other than bread, how about just making something in the shape of a milk and selling it?”
“…”
“As expected, don’t you think this is a bit too much?”
“No. I think it’s a really lame offer.”
There is pudding.
If you go to Seongjinguk, there is a milk-shaped pudding, and that pudding is the idea behind the Milk Cup Festival.
“If you take food that has hardened properly and press it with milk to give it a shape, it becomes a new food that is comparable to a milk cup. As expected, you are my mother. She is worthy of being the Countess of Permaten.”
“What are you saying?”
Janice grunted and cut the pussy bread in half.
“If you’re going to eat it, you’re going to burn it, so decide quickly.”
“I can’t eat it. Oh, okay. I’m not going to lick it, so I’ll just eat it.”
I took a big bite of the well-baked Zenith’s pussy bread.
“…Hmm.”
The taste is still lacking.
The chewing taste is also dry.
It is said that craftsmen do not blame the tools, but if the materials themselves are of low quality, the finished product is bound to be of low quality as well.
“Mom. Do you know why I named the shape ‘pussy bread’? It’s because you have to think of it as ‘pussy bread’ before you can eat it without worrying about the taste.”
The flour itself is tasteless.
This is something that cannot be helped because the type of flour itself is hundreds of years old.
“Even if the food doesn’t taste good, you can still charge a higher price depending on who made the food, how it was made, and the story and philosophy behind the food.”
“It sounds very plausible, but what if that philosophy means kneading bread and pressing it down with your vagina at the end?”
“It may not be the bread a mother feeds her children, but if it’s the bread a wife feeds her husband, she can eat it as much as she wants.”
The people of Permaten can do that much.
Especially those who are resistant to Fermatons and have received the curse from the closest distance.
“Look at Charlotte. If you showed people kneading bread with your feet like that, wouldn’t there be someone who wouldn’t buy that bread?”
“There may be people who don’t buy it, but those who want to buy it will buy it even if it means paying more.”
“That’s right. That’s it. That’s the creation of added value.”
I spread my arms out towards Charlotte, who was eagerly stomping on each piece of dough with her bare feet on the desk.
“Oh, my princess. I am grateful for your hard work kneading bread for the people. “What can I reward you with?”
“You said it was a reward and you wanted to have sex again?”
“Of course.”
“Ha, really.”
Charlotte laughed and continued to step on her bread.
“Anyway, trying to solve everything through sex is a bad habit. Count, doesn’t sex solve everything?”
“In addition to sex, Infinite Labyrinth also solves the problems we face.”
“So, how will you solve this problem?”
Charlotte handed me the parchment she was holding in her hand.
“The Empire sent a letter just now. Are you going to reply ‘Ah, sex’ here too?”
“If she answers like that, won’t the emperor grab her by the back of the neck and fall to her death or something like that?”
“What kind of man has taken over the kingdom? That’s a good idea, but did you know that the man also has more than 10 wives?”
“It’s trash.”
“He’s my father.”
“For such an angelic woman to be born from such trash. This is truly the miracle of sex.”
“I shouldn’t say anything.”
Puck, puck puck.
“The Empire is targeting Fermatten right now!”
Charlotte got angry, trampling on the bread again and again.
“And using me too!”
“Why are you so angry? It’s a problem I’ve been anticipating for a long time.”
I lifted Charlotte up and she held her in my arms, supporting her hips with both hands.
“Now that this has come to an end, shall we try to export it to the empire officially? Pussy bread made from the pussies of the succubi of Permaten. We offer it cheaply at 1 Luge coin per piece.”
“And what if the curse spreads throughout the empire?”
“If it spreads, it spreads. Well, there’s no reason to do that.”
Currently.
“Just because you threaten to give us pussy bread, there is no reason to give it up.”
We are being threatened.
“The magic flour that makes breasts and dicks bigger, we’re afraid we’ll go crazy and give it away to the dirty country of small milk.”
It’s been two months since the Fermaten food problem was resolved.
Permaton men’s dicks grew an average of 3cm.
Permaton women’s breasts have grown by an average of 1.5 cups.
“It’s only natural to hope that Xiaoqiu Binyou becomes a huge titty.”
The empire is threatening to reveal the secret.
