Chapter 36 – Arresting Scammers (6)
Kwa-eu-ang!!
The door breaks.
The door to a windowless space full of darkness was broken, and the men inside were frightened and raised daggers.
“You crazy bitch! You know where this place is!”
“Thieves Guild!!”
Baaaaah!!
Celica swung her club and struck the charging man.
The thief, who had been hit by a nail-studded club, fell down, vomiting blood, and Celica carried her club on her shoulder and moved forward.
“I made an oath. The only people I can kill with my sword are the beasts that come out of the Infinite Labyrinth.”
“Oh, what should I do!!”
“I’m saying you should consider yourself lucky that I didn’t pick up the sword. If I had picked up the sword, you would have been by now…”
Sigh.
Nails scratch the floor.
“The hairs would have all blown off by now.”
“This is crazy…!”
“Do you think it’s okay to steal other people’s things?”
Celica swung her club again.
It was like swinging a great sword, so thieves couldn’t get close to it, and the wind pressure of swinging a club scared the thieves away.
“Wow, crazy…! I put an auror on the bat!!”
“If you don’t want to die, get out!”
“Ugh, wow!!”
The thieves quickly got up and ran away.
Celica kept moving forward, hitting the thieves who were pretending to run away with her bat, and climbed up to the top floor of the Thieves Guild building.
“Customers who have no business-“
“Get out.”
Per-eok.
The man blocked the door was struck by Celica’s club and fell to the ground.
It’s not a bad place to be, but who can properly block the attacks of an adventurer targeting the lowest level of the Infinite Labyrinth in the first place?
Sigh.
Celica opened the door and went inside.
There were two men and one woman inside.
“…Look, Master.”
Celica took her stance and placed the end of her club toward the floor.
“You’re stealing the loot I got.” Are you out of your mind?”
“…Why do you talk so rudely outside and then suddenly become so respectful?”
“…”
“It’s no use pretending to be polite now, you bitch of the sword. How many years do you think I’ve been seeing you? Huh?”
The master of the thieves guild lit a cigarette.
“If you do that, you won’t be able to get married. If you do that, you could end up becoming an old maid of the sword.”
“There is a lot to be said about a thief who steals other people’s things.”
“Is there any evidence that it is me or a member of my guild?”
“…You’ll find out if you look into it.”
Celica twisted the handle of her club.
“It seems like you’re trying to figure out how I caught your tail, but it’s no use. Do you think I’ll fall for such a shallow trick?”
“It seems like they’re trying to scare me like that, but it’s no use. It’s not us, right? Other people could have done it!!”
“So.”
Celica twitched the corner of her mouth.
“I have now robbed all the other thieves’ guilds. This is the last one.”
“…Crazy bitch.”
“That’s not something thieves who steal other people’s things should say. Seeing them so leisurely…I guess they’ve already disposed of it as stolen goods. It doesn’t matter. Even if I don’t get my loot back. ..Scum like you are the ones with this Permaton. All you have to do is make it impossible for them to live in.”
“Now, wait!!”
The master of the Thieves Guild suddenly stood up.
“Yes, yes! I stole it! But the jewel is not here!”
“…What?”
“I already sold it to Fermaten!”
“…”
Celica frowned.
“…Did you sell that jewel because you knew what kind of jewel it was?”
“Then do you know what that jewel is?!”
“I don’t know the details, but since it’s a gem from the Infinite Labyrinth, it probably isn’t just trash. So-“
“It’s an anal plug!!”
“…”
Celica tilted her head.
“Anal…What?”
“Jurdias! Take it off!”
“Yes?!”
“Take it off and prove it! Right now!!”
“Oh, no…! Master! What do you mean, take off your clothes in this place!?”
“I told you to take it off!! Do you want to die?!”
“Ugh… “
Jurdias pulled down his pants with a humiliated look on his face.
And when she saw what was hidden in her pants, Celica’s face instantly turned red.
“Wha, wha, what…! Have you been such a pervert?!! There are levels of trash too!!”
“It’s not me! It was the Permaten minor who did this!”
“…Yes?”
“So…! That’s right! I was going to sell it to Jurdias! So I sent it to the count’s castle, and as soon as the minor lord received the jewel, he did it like this!”
The Thieves Guild Master screamed bitterly.
“As soon as Youngju So handed over the payment, she immediately made me an anal plug and then put me in a chastity belt! Oh, that’s right anyway!”
“What kind of nonsense is that…”
“It was so ridiculous that even we were confused!! Fuck! Who would have guessed that there would be a pervert who made up stolen jewels on the spot and stuffed them into his anus!”
“Well, then… “
“Now your jewel is in Jurdias’ body!!”
“…”
Celica was mesmerized.
I couldn’t believe this situation, and couldn’t understand it with her common sense.
“The jewel I risked my life to obtain…A sex toy…?”
“Yeah, right! So…”
The Thieves Guild Master shouted, pointing to the chastity belt of Jurdias, who had taken off his pants.
“If you want your jewels back, take Eurdias to the Permaten lord and ask for them!!!”
* * *
“What kind of crazy bullshit is this?”
This is nonsense.
“How can you say that you hide jewels in a woman’s buttocks and send them out?”
“…Youngju So?”
“Why?”
“Youngju So said you would do that.”
“That’s true, but that doesn’t make sense.”
I was truly dumbfounded.
“Why would you put such expensive jewelry up her ass and then let her out her?”
“…That’s right.”
“Is that what you think? Think about it with common sense. If I had put the jewel I bought at a very high price into Jurdias’s anus, would I send Jurdias out? Especially to a thieves’ guild like that.”
“…Then why did he say that?”
“That’s probably just an attempt to avoid the situation. Normally, humans are made to panic when they hear nonsense.”
Even if it only lasts for a moment, the fact that the attacker panics is itself a trick of the Thieves Guild Master.
“Tell them to enter. And to be on full alert for the company. Now, that guy is definitely trying to steal the jewels.”
It’s a shallow maneuver.
“The point is to embarrass her with nonsense that doesn’t make any sense. Look at that. There’s a woman named Serika, who is panicking right now.”
“…Indeed.”
Amy looked at me with her sincere admiration.
“Amy, I am impressed by So Young-ju’s wisdom.”
“Right? …Ah, Laura. I’m cumming.”
“Heh…”
“…Keuhum.”
The admiring eyes seem to be slowly rotting away, but shouldn’t we pack the rice first?
“What goes inside must go inside.”
“Yes, Lord So. We are slowly entering.”
Byeureuutbyeurut.
[W-what are you talking about?!]
[Master! You’re screwed! Soldiers have arrived from Count Permaten Castle!]
The semen enters Laura’s womb, and the soldiers enter, surrounding the building of the Thieves’ Guild.
Even before the Thieves Guild Master started talking nonsense, from the moment he said he would capture Celica, the soldiers had already started to enter.
“The justification is perfect. Thanks to Ms. Celica, the justification is perfect.”
Elimination of the thieves guild.
Has now been replaced by Suppression of Late Night Disturbance.
‘Actually, any crime can be prepared.’
I am a dictator.
Just by breathing, you can be accused of a crime.
However, if the justification is right here, there is nothing better than that.
“Laura, come out quickly. It’s going to be a long night after we apprehend the female knight and thief.”
“…”
“Laura?”
Laura was unconscious with her eyes closed.
No, I’m pretending to faint and squeezing my pussy.
‘This bitch.’
Do you think that if the female thieves here, Serica and Jurdias, come to the castle, they will stick their dicks in their mouths?
Is that why you’re clinging to my dick now and not trying to get away?
If so.
“…Hmm!”
He supports Laura’s buttocks and vigorously raises her body.
Laura, who was startled by the sudden collapse, grabbed me tightly, and I pointed outside to Amy, who was looking at me with startled eyes.
“Arrest all those who caused a disturbance at night and put them in prison. Arrest Jurdias as well. Just banish the guild master… And return the thieves’ guild back to its original state.”
“Yes?”
“After appointing Jurdias as the guild master, there is something I need to do using the Thieves Guild. Well, I will explain everything step by step later. In the meantime… “
Snap.
“I’m going to go to my ‘sex room’ and turn this bitch into a slut.”
I picked up Laura and walked her towards my sex room.
I decided not to worry about the crackling sound every time I walk.
* * *
“Arrest those causing a disturbance!”
Under the instructions of Lord Lampard, the knight of Fermaten, soldiers in armor began to capture the thieves who had fallen to the ground.
“Ugh!!”
The Thieves Guild Master tried to escape by throwing himself out of the window, but a magic missile flew from somewhere and hit him in the knee and threw him into a flower bed.
He didn’t die, but he wasn’t seriously injured, but of course he was quickly subdued by the soldiers around him.
“Arrest everyone!”
“””Yes!!!”””
Those who remained in the thieves’ guild were all handcuffed and dragged away by the soldiers.
“Jurdias Hania! There was an order from the Little Lord to take special care of you!”
“Ugh, ugh…!!”
“…But what is this vibration sound I heard earlier?”
“Ah, now that I know, take me to Lord So…! Please take me to Lord So…!”
Among them was the submaster Jurdias Hania.
Unlike the others, he was dragged away with stronger handcuffs and a gag that prevented him from even speaking, making him look like a slave.
“Huh. Thank you, Sir Lampard.”
“Nothing to say. …Sir Serika.”
“It’s not a wonder.”
Celica firmly drew a line towards Lampard.
“I am an adventurer. Although I was a knight of the Empire for a short time…”
“Yes. I understand. Then, adventurer Celica.”
Click.
Lampard lifted his handcuffs with a solemn face.
“You are under arrest for multiple counts of assault and attempted murder.”
“…Yes?”
“I don’t want to do this either.”
Lampard pointed at the bloodied thieves around him with a very sad look on his face.
“…This is Lord So’s order.”
“Oh, no. I am a victim! They stole the jewels I earned!”
“You will find out through investigation. And one more thing. If you do not submit to arrest, one more crime will inevitably be added.”
“What is it?”
“Obstruction of official duties.”
Lampard pointed to the Thieves Guild building with a stern expression.
“Those thieves committed fraud against Lord So. We came here to catch them…”
“…Ah.”
“Sword Maiden.”
“…Well, I’m just trying to get back what I stole…”
“For more details.”
Click.
“…Go before Lord So and explain.”
Adventurer Celica.
Sword Maiden.
Maiden of the Sword.
Arrest.
“…”
Something sparkled inside Jurdias’ bra as she was taken away, but no one saw the light.
