Chapter 243 – I Will Present a New Paradigm of War (3)
“That’s ridiculous.” My erection won’t go away? What do you mean?”
Irsenti Sirzosiya was stunned by the reports of his lieutenants.
“Why do I have an erection?”
“Viscount, this is a serious matter.”
Even the article reporting is bowing and hesitating.
If I stood straight with my back straight, the front of my pants not only popped out, but it was like there was a big stick underneath.
“Knights are no longer able to wear groin protectors. In fact, it is not a matter of just wearing the protector or not. If this continues, the genitals will become necrotic and will have to be cut out entirely.”
“No, how much it hurts…”
Even after speaking, Irsenti held his breath for a moment.
“Viscount. I wasn’t going to say this, but… “
The driver pointed down with a sad and frustrated face at the same time.
“You may be fine, Viscount, but we are on the verge of death.”
“You’re going to die from that? Why?”
“You die in many ways! If it just becomes necrotic and needs to be cut out, then you have to take follow-up measures, but isn’t that impossible now?”
The driver pounded his chest in frustration.
“It won’t hurt if you get an erection, but we’re bleeding so hard that we’re on the verge of death!”
In the end, the article exploded.
“This is a serious matter! On the surface, it may just be because the penis is in this condition, but in reality, it is serious! If this problem is not resolved immediately, the soldiers will not be able to fight!”
“I have to return from the army now because my erection is not going away…?”
“It’s not just a retreat! If we don’t take action right away, we’ll all die here! The enemy has poisoned us…! Please!!”
Behind the knight, soldiers began to appear one after another.
Everyone had serious faces, and some of them were expressing their anger towards the Viscount.
“Well, then what should I do? Well, if it gets erect, shouldn’t I just take a step out?”
“If all I had to do was pull it out, I would have run to the river over there and masturbated! Masturbating won’t solve the problem, and if I masturbate now, my dick will explode and I will die!”
“Huh… Can it be solved with divine power or magic power?”
“That’s not possible?!”
The driver was on the verge of going crazy.
At the same time, the soldiers also seemed to be losing their minds.
“Aren’t you a man too, Viscount? If your dick explodes, as a man you will die!!”
“So what are you asking me to do now? Holy power won’t work, mana won’t work! So, if the solution is sex, are you asking me to mobilize women and have sex?!”
“That’s…!”
The eyes of the knights and soldiers turned somewhere.
“Huh, where are you looking?!”
Among the knights, some of the female knights stood together with their backs to each other and began to growl as if they would pull out their swords if anything happened.
“Just because you can heal through sex, are you telling us that we have to become recipients of the semen of 5,000 men?! We are knights of the kingdom!”
“What’s more, I don’t know if sex can solve the problem or not! Boo, there must be another way! Think about it calmly…”
“We’re looking like our dicks are going to explode!!”
“So you’re asking us to touch you now?!”
The male knights and female knights began to scold each other.
Normally, the male knights would have spoken politely, saying things like ‘Oh, lady,’ but the current knights were no different from soldiers.
Any man is bound to become paralyzed when his penis is on the verge of exploding.
“How can I solve this-“
[Ah. Can you hear me? Soldiers of Viscount Sirzosiya.]
Far away.
Something like fog spread in the sky, and someone appeared.
[I am Rouge Permaten. He is the lord of the Count Permaten family that you have now been invaded.]
A huge blonde young man appeared in the sky.
“That is…”
“Illusion magic?”
Although only the upper body was visible, the soldiers of Sirzosiya momentarily turned their gaze when a huge illusion appeared that covered the sky.
[I am the one who put your dicks in that state. And this is an elixir that can remove infinite erection.]
Rouge Permaten took out a small potion containing a white liquid.
[I will give this medicine to those who surrender and accept them as citizens of our Permaten. Hehe.]
* * *
After finishing one speech.
“Thank you, Director Evelyn.”
“Not much to say.”
The construction wizard, Evelyn, bowed her head slightly and greeted me.
The current illusion magic is thanks to Evelyn’s help.
No one came out from the Magic Tower, but Evelyn came out to support me under the guise of ‘Fermaton Building Wizard.’
‘It’s reassuring.’
Even if I can’t come out as Mage Tower Lord Barbas, I’m really happy that he came to support me in this way.
“Ah. Joanna. How is the scene now?”
[The enemies are still agitated. Since I have never experienced such a tactic before, I feel psychologically shaken.]
“Of course it is.”
If you think about it a little twistedly, we are now spreading poison.
It cannot be deciphered using conventional methods, and the antidote is found in Permaton.
“Are you going to surrender for your life? Or are you going to follow Sirzosiya with your dick exploded? Haha, it’s a tough question.”
[Surrender just because of ‘cock’? That’s because each person thinks differently.]
“Yes.”
A penis is just a penis.
Just because a man doesn’t have a penis doesn’t mean he can’t live.
Instead, most of the meaning of living as a ‘man’ may be lost.
Is it even true that the reason his dick was cut off was because he participated in the war to avenge his younger brother his?
Even if you sacrifice yourself to protect your country and lose a part of your body, your loyalty to the country is likely to be shaken, and if it happens to be revenge for the death of your viscount brother, you will feel a sense of self -destruction.
“There will be those who are willing to surrender little by little. Because of the necrosis of the penis, the resistance to surrender is strong, so after a while…”
[Coming. Some knights are running. Maybe negotiation… Huh?]
“Why are you doing that?”
[Not negotiation…Surrender, in vain.]
Joanna was truly embarrassed.
[These are female knights. The female knights…Surrendered first.]
“…?”
Why?
* * *
Battlefield.
Next to Joanna, a knight in steel armor who had volunteered in his ‘personal capacity’extended his halberd towards the soldiers who ran in front of her.
“Stop.”
“Oh, this voice…?”
“Adventurer Guild Leader Sir Bernhard…?!”
“No. I am not that kind of person.”
The old knight cleared his throat and cleared his voice.
“I am just a knight of Permaten now. Why did Viscount Sirzosiya’s knights come running with white flags?”
“Ha, I surrender!”
“Surrender?”
“Yes…! If you promise just one thing! If you promise not to force us to commit crimes and treat us with courtesy as knights!!”
The female knights looked very desperate.
“Forcibly committed, what do you mean?”
“Are you…?”
“My name is Joanna, and I am a knight captain belonging to the Fermaten Knights.”
Joanna, wearing her silver armor and carrying a quill, faced the warriors here with a transparent bead in her hand.
“Surrender is welcome. Of course I accept that offer. But why are you surrendering…?”
“They tried to rape us.”
“…Hmm.”
“Not all, but those near us…”
[Good.]
A familiar voice flowed from the crystal sphere.
[I accept your surrender. I will treat you with courtesy as a knight, and the things you worry about will never happen.]
“Count…!”
[It’s not good to call him a minister, but as someone who surrendered, he should receive at least the minimum amount of imprisonment.]
“…If that’s the case.”
Here, the soldiers obediently put their hands forward, and Joanna gave instructions to the soldiers, brought a rope, and pretended to tie his wrists with a moderate amount of looseness.
“Thank you for your favor.”
The female knights followed the soldiers’ guidance and entered the military camp.
“Count.”
After the female knights left.
[What is the possibility of betrayal?]
“It’s low. I didn’t falsely surrender. I was simply detained temporarily.”
[Good. If you decided that way, it would be correct.]
Doo doo doo doo.
The battlefield began to shake greatly.
At the sound of thousands of people running, Joanna aimed the crystal ball forward again.
“They’re coming. It looks like they’re not surrendering to receive the antidote, but rather trying to take it away.”
[You made the worst decision. Would it be okay to wipe them all out?]
“Yes, Count. Instructions.”
As Joanna flapped her flag high, Fermatn’s knights and soldiers lined up next to her.
“Finally… “
Celica clutched the hilt of her sword and continued to whet her appetite.
“…Fermaten’s golden javelin. Hehe…”
Lambert also caressed the pole and bit his lower lip.
“Ah. This is Joanna. From now on, we will neutralize the enemies as much as possible and then wipe out the weakened enemies. Soldiers, take Manamilk before battle.”
“””Do it!”””
All male soldiers put something like white jelly in their mouths.
“1st Archer Unit, forward.”
Flap.
As the flag faced forward, soldiers with bows stepped forward.
“We will accelerate the necrosis of the enemy soldiers’ genitals. Prepare to fire. Load, start.”
“Loaded!!”
At the end of the archers’ bows were glass bottles rather than sharp arrowheads.
Inside the glass bottle was a clear, flowing liquid.
“Toward the front.”
Joanna suppressed her laughter.
“Penisillin, spraying begins.”
Puhwaaaaa!!
A large amount of Penisillin was scattered on the battlefield along with a rain of arrows.
