Chapter 2 – Orcs Hate Troops
Wearing a bearskin as always, arms crossed like a cub looking for nothing, facing the wind, I was spending my own peaceful days. At that time, I reigned as the 0-tier alley leader in my neighborhood. It seemed like he was enjoying a new life now, such as knocking down the guy he could see, knocking out the guy who was fighting, knocking out the guy who didn’t fight, etc., Playing slipper soccer (a metaphorical expression) with easy-going young orcs when he was bored.
“Red bear, the great warrior of the green tribe, join the glorious battle!”
“What?”
One day, to the entrance of the village, orcs riding wild boars bigger than humans appeared as if they were advertising ‘I am the top,’ and threw me a second army warrant.
These bastard orcs choose their tribal name based on the color of their skin, perhaps trying to discriminate among themselves.
They call themselves the green tribe if their skin color is green, the red tribe if they have red skin, etc. What? What is the color of the rainbow called? Well? I doubted that such a skin color existed, but even if there was, it would be a unicorn, not an orc.
Anyway, aside from the tribal name, the ‘red bear’ they called me when they saw me was a title like a name for me.
… If it’s a name, it’s a name. What’s a title like a name?
It is safe to say that these bastard orcs have little concept of a name. I always call them whatever they like, but everyone I meet knows that ‘hey’ and ‘you’ are basic titles, so even if I call them like that, they understand that they are calling each other.
To put it simply, in Korea, it is at the level of ‘Gya Gya Gya Gya Gya?’.
So why is there no name?
These offspring of Orcs are a very fertile species, so the population increases every other day, saying, ‘Mite or baby Orc’, but each time it happens, it is troublesome to name them one by one, and since many are born, they die easily for various reasons anyway. Do I even have to give a name to a dying person? Even if a child is born due to the circumstances of the same adults, they do not give each individual a name.
If you don’t die roughly and live in the village for about 10 years, what you did in the village during those years, what achievements you made, what you usually do, etc.
For example, in the case of my father, Orc, the villagers, young and old, are called ‘crazy bastards’. I don’t know what I was doing before I was born, but I guess I don’t have to say more about the reason because it seems that I gave a stick to my toddler and threw it into the forest.
How long would I have been called “The first cub born between a crazy and crazy wife’s wife” Because I was just 10 years old? It was very stressful at the time
When someone hears ‘Hey! Still, you are already an adult enough (including your previous life), so what’s wrong with that?’
Think about it. That long and degrading thing I’ve been called by a name all my life. Even if it was Um Joon-sik, with his rude words, it became a lifelong joke about how that was a person’s name. A name is like a proper noun that represents that person, but openly, there is the word ‘crazy’ in the name, but isn’t it normal to listen to it for the rest of your life and not go crazy!
Even when I returned to the village wearing a bearskin from the forest, people from the whole village gathered and said, ‘The first cub born between a madman and his wife has defeated a bear alone, skinned it, and brought it back as a trophy. ! Let’s all congratulate the first pup born of a madman and his wife on his rise to greatness. Long live the first cock born between a crazy bastard and his wife!’
They say this shit and make me happy, but this is a joke to me, what are you looking at to celebrate? I don’t know if I just one verses, but from the next day, every oak seen in the village called me, “The first cub born between the great crazy and crazy wife.”
Thanks to you, I broke my fist for several years.
Every time I get called for nothing, I get pissed off.
Then, what is that ‘red bear’ that the Military Manpower Administration (?) Calls me? Why, didn’t I tell you? It happened when the orcs, who were said to be making a name for themselves on all continents, gathered in my neighborhood and came to pick me up, but were beaten back by me. They say that the bearskin turns red after beating those who come and those who go.
Anyway, it must have been so impressive that everyone called me a red bear as if possessed by something, and it remained a topic of conversation.
Thanks to that, I don’t know anything else, but how happy I was that I wasn’t being called a crazy bastard (abbreviated below) by the residents I met after waking up in the morning. That day, I jumped up to the top of the mountain on a handstand and, aah! And screamed like a screaming beaver.
However, the title change is good, but there is a problem. Titles such as bears and tigers, such as those that evoke fearlessness and bravery just by hearing them, saying that a horse without feet travels a thousand miles, and this was needlessly exaggerated and drew excessive aggro here and there, and it soon flowed down to the ears of the high-ranking people above. Went
My life was twisted like a twisted military number in a fantasy filled with 2 times of guerrilla warfare and 2 times of cold weather? Orc life?
Even at that time, the situation in the world was such that the conflict between the forces of sub-species such as humans and elves and the monsters led by the demon army reached its peak, and it would not be strange even if a war broke out right away. Like the United States and the Soviet Union, the arms race began to intensify.
So, the rumor reached the ears of the uppermost heads of the Demon King’s camp and said, ‘I don’t expect much, but let’s enlist the red bear or the blue bear that the orcs boast about making their mouths dry’
In this way, the causal relationships were intertwined, and the high-ranking Orcs living in the capital gave me the honor of enlisting.
“What bullshit is this!”
According to the Orc, a wandering merchant who sometimes rides a black pig and does business from village to village, it would not be strange if a war broke out right away.
With all kinds of worries filling your head, you don’t want to go? The moment you want to say
-Waaaaa!!
-The brave warriors from our green tribe got the honor of being chosen by the Demon Lord!
-Through the war, his brave soul will rise to the sky on a chain of transcendence by the Demon Lord!
“… “
The magical moment when the enlistment decision was made even though the person concerned did not even open his mouth.
Even listening to what he said, he was treated like someone who had already died and become a legend.
“Is anyone exempt from this?”
I wondered if I could ask.
“Do you have no balls?”
“… I have.”
“Then active duty!”
“…”
How far can the snowball roll that didn’t cry until the fucking balls fell!
I really wanted to enlist and run away as Nabal, but after thinking a little more deeply, I had no place to go even if I said I was running away, so I ended up choosing another option and joining the Demon King’s Army as Nabal. Because? This continent is largely divided into northern and southern parts. The northern part is the land of demons held tightly by the demon king’s army, and the southern part is held tightly by humans and subhumans.
Where are you going?
Anyway, I was really excited about it at first.
There really is no substitute for another word.
The first time I went to the army, it was like shit, and I want to die the second time. Third mask? Is there anything you can do to touch the balls of a dead man?
No, really, when I first entered the Demon Lord’s Army, I screamed quite a bit inwardly when I saw all the freaking monsters from all continents gathered. It’s already a twisted military number, but maybe even the unit was twisted. Even the concept of the unit I entered was a unit of only human hunters carefully selected and gathered from all continents, so it was spectacle that each and every one of its members was formed.
There were so many that I can’t remember who was who.
Among the few I can remember, the representative ones are the twin-headed ogre, which has two heads and has the same dual personality on both heads, the elephant with two noses (this is the name of the species), the croaking griffon, and the changuripon (this is what I The horn on the nose grows from the opposite jaw, the monkey Sea Monkey living in the sea, Pepe the frog croaking, and all sorts of bizarre, stupid, vulgar words, a red bearskin An orc wearing a mask was suddenly assigned.
Green and red, or complementary color effects, orcs like Mario and Luigi, colorful and small in size compared to each other, moved in. The army was the same everywhere, and there were seniors who came to seek new recruits.
If there is a little difference, it is that because of the simple and simple law that the strong guy is the king, he can cause a lot of hypocrisy and sit at the top.
Yes, I too am a supernova that rises among the orcs, there is no orc that has not fallen in my hand! I fooled around with my heart
I got hit from behind and almost got knocked back.
Even though we looked different, we were all friends.
Except for me
