Correlation Between Corrupt Female Knights and Orcs 1

Chapter 1 – Orcs Hate Flashbacks

It’s sudden, but I was human. No, to be precise, he was a human in his previous life.

Hmm? No, where did the beautiful female knight disappear and why are you suddenly selling me? There has to be an order in everything, but at best I took the poop form as it was and even made a plausible monologue, but I’m afraid that I won’t be able to even reminisce about the past, which will be the first and last if I don’t take advantage of this gap.

I know. Honestly Woohyo! I can understand the feeling of a beautiful woman, hee hee, but ‘Huh? Why do you live alone in the forest?’ Or what kind of person is I? Why do we live like this? Shouldn’t we know why? To be honest, there may be people who are not curious about me at all. Each person is different, so I can’t give up on this, saying I must do this!

If you just want to woohehe, just watch porn!

… What am I monologue to myself, no one will listen to me

Anyway

I can’t remember when it was, but the day before I was born here, without fail, before I went to bed, I did my own power generation in Hitomi, and then I woke up in the morning because it was dazzling. You’re not gone, Shrek and Princess Fiona, whose fangs are trying to pierce the sky, are smiling at me.

At first, I thought it was a dream, but no matter how I looked at it, the goosebumps on my body seemed real. When I opened my eyes, because of the vicious smile, and when I closed my eyes, because of this fucking reality that suddenly came to me, I cried that day without lying.

When I gently opened my eyes, I cried because I was horrified by the sight of my father orc staring at me happily, and I cried even louder because I was horrified to see my mother orc trying to nurse me, thinking that she was begging for food.

It would have been better if the bugs had fallen on this day. The old saying that if you cry loudly, you feel like a general, applies wherever you go, be it modern or fantasy. Thanks to my father (orc) who said that he will raise me into a future warrior as soon as I am weaned, I used a stick when others were carrying candy, and other orcs were playing tag among themselves. During the catch, I had to play tag for my life with a bear chasing me frantically with a piece of bloody meat tied to my back.

I wonder if I’ve held this bear’s sole more times than my mother’s hand.

I once thought that my parents from my previous life might be worried about me, but after I entered the forest, I had no time to worry about it, and the worry about my parents changed to worry about my life because of the bear following me. It was really an instant. .

At first, I was scratched by the bear’s claws and almost bitten by his teeth, but the orc’s body was amazing. Unlike humans, it developed its muscles quickly and had a good recovery ability, so a broken little toe could be put back together in half a day.

After roughly adapting to the bear’s patterns and physical abilities, it was to the point where I made running around the bear as my own game. Would you believe it if a young guy played sesame with a bear? I believed it because I experienced it myself.

On the other hand, who is the father who threw his young son, who is okra but not even Jammin yet, to the bear? Don’t run away while you see me running away! Fight back! I was doing this.

Indeed, like a fantasy, children’s education is also a fantasy! … When I came back to the neighborhood after a few weeks of thinking, I saw the little orcs in the neighborhood holding something in their mouths and sucking on one side. Of course, I stopped because I thought that my head and spine might be pulled out by hand like bean sprouts.

Anyway, this father’s actions did not stop here. Usually, he would go to the top of a tree or to the top of a mountain to watch me being chased by a bear and eat, or when it was time for me to eat, he would feed snakes or poisonous plants that crawled on the ground somewhere.

I even ran away from bears well, so when I went later, I played with the bear and threw it into the forest, and I secretly went to the village and my next door neighbor threw a chuppa at another Missy Orc (…). That day, I realized again that bears aren’t the only ones capable of tearing people apart at night.

I’m not really going to lie, my father’s left arm was torn. I’ve been attaching the torn arm and affected area for a few days, so it stuck like a lie.

As Jammin ran away from the bear like Jammin ran away from the landlord after pressing the belt, it is not for nothing that the story of a bear or a tiger being visited by crawling babies in a traditional fairy tale has been handed down. In fact, some of our ancestors The bear was dead when he had enough time to even delusion that he might have been an orc.

I didn’t kill

Old and dead

This bear was already entering its twilight years, but one day I appeared and as I grew older by a few years, it gradually shrank like a cock after having a daughter, and eventually one sunny day, as usual, I went to the den to play with the bear. I went in, but I was stretched out on a wide rock and was dead.

He was already getting old, but since I kept teasing him and bouncing him over and over again, his aging was accelerated due to excessive stress. In terms of people, he died of heat stroke.

The bear I used to play with all of a sudden died. Now what? What’s up It’s a little embarrassing to even call it underwear, so it’s a little embarrassing to walk around, so I took off the bear’s skin and put it on like Udyr, and a tribal feast was held. I don’t know why it was opened, but later, when I thought about it, the elders in the neighborhood strangely rumored that I had caught the bear unscathed by myself, unlike the orcs of my age who were just setting up with clubs. He was put on a spaceship and launched into space.

Even the neighborhood jammins and orcs thought I was a bitch at first and looked down on me and attacked me. The moment you bleed a little,

I became an enemy of the orcs.

I said that this is an enemy, but it is not a concept like a real enemy.

These bastards of orcs usually live together with each other, but their mouths are cheap, and there seems to be some kind of community among them. ?) I went on an expedition and put on a moggora, but because of the orcs looking at me as if I were looking at the guys I want to kill on the battlefield, I just said that I was an enemy based on my personal feelings.

Anyway, when a bizarre rumor spread that there was an orc who had beaten a bear alone at a young age, to confirm this, all the orcs from all over the continent flocked to my village to see me.

At first, I said that I cried when I saw my parents’ faces, but at this time, like one day, the moment I came out of the house to stretch in the morning, I was so surprised to see some muscular orcs looking at me like excited gays and purring. Like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone aaaaagh! I couldn’t help but scream.

It was nice to sleep warm last night thanks to the bearskin, but when I woke up and came out of the house, I was surprised that some old pups came to teach the orc newbies true education. Really? I was quite surprised when I looked in the mirror, no.

Anyway, from then on, a series of fierce battles against the orcs without shame continued. But how naive the horses were while crying out for honor and glory. When I saw grown-up adults trying to discipline a kid as a group, I ran away without looking back.

No, if you’re crying out for honor and glory, do it one-on-one.

I tried to enjoy peace away from the forest where I used to run around with bears as a child, but because of these crazy orc cubs, the forest came back like salmon. And the orcs who followed me all the way to the forest. Since the orcs gathered after walking a long way to beat a child, chasing a child into the forest was not a problem.

Cubs like crazy pervert.

At this time, I really don’t remember having a good night’s sleep. Now, when I tried to close my eyes, there was a crazy bastard sticking out from between his leather panties, giggling like some kind of caveman and swinging his cock over my head.

When I tried to eat, some of them would pop out of the ground, and if I ran to the mountains, there would be some of them rolling back and forth like rocks rolling in from a landslide and trying to attack me. The worst pervert was the one that hid in the water, relying on a fulderong, until I came to drink. It’s not a deep lake, it’s a small pond at the very least, but it seems like he thought he couldn’t see it. I roughly threw mud at it to block the pores, and it came out like a frog thrown into boiling water, so I hit my forehead with a stone in my hand.

After a few days like that, I was gradually getting tired of hunger and fatigue, while my body, according to my survival instinct, told me that I had to cut off these crazy bastards in order to survive. Level of strength could be achieved.

It’s a guess, but for reasons I don’t know exactly, my body evolved, and starting with the fact that I smashed the back of the head of the guy who was trying to slap me in the back at the right timing, I started to build up actual combat with personalities who think the same, not beasts for the first time. Did.

If someone wielded a club, they smashed them with a stick, if they wielded a machete, they blew them away, and if they tried to throw stones, they threw stones and smashed them. After another few days like that, I was finally able to eat comfortably and sleep comfortably. Now, rather, the karate has changed, and I have been chasing those cubs. As if to repay the sorrow I had received so far, I gave away the catfish as it seemed, and before I knew it, I was the only one standing on my own two feet in the forest.

He defeated so many challengers! It’s embarrassing to call him a challenger, but he came to challenge me anyway, so you can call him a challenger.

Now that I’ve even defeated the orcs’ dojo breaker, I’m going to live comfortably by myself! A few years later, the conflict between the two camps, the human and the demon army, was heightened, and at the right time, he was called a rising power among his own people, a future great warrior, and was like a supernova to the orcs. I have appeared and have no time to resist, like a leaf blown away by the wind.

An army warrant has arrived.

Oh shit really

Here too?